don't talk to me on a plane

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get to know me[2/?] actors: kit harington

Put me on a plane and I’ll cry at anything. I’ll cry at The Avengers for fuck’s sake. It’s something about altitude makes me weepy.

first meeting starters
  • 1: "I think I may have seen you before..."
  • 2: "Hey! Watch it!"
  • 3: "Oh my god are you okay?"
  • 4: "Have we met...?"
  • 5: "Were you at that one party?"
  • 6: "Remember me?"
  • 7: "I know you don't know me but I love your shirt."
  • 8: "Quick, pretend to look like you're talking to me."
  • 9: "Hey, is that your dog?"
  • 10: "Service takes forever here."
  • 11: "Don't mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?"
  • 12: "I wouldn't sit there if I were you."
  • 13: "This is gonna be a long plane ride."
  • 14: "Can you turn that music down?"
  • 15: "People are trying to sleep!"
  • 16: "I'm your new neighbour."
  • 17: "Is that who I think it is?"
  • 18: "Be quiet!"
  • 19: "Is that your son/daughter?"
  • 20: "I've read about you."
The outsiders as quotes from kids i work with
  • Dallas: I'm a very strong boy, when people hurt me I don't even cry
  • Soda: I don't like wearing shoes.... I'm faster in bare feet, watch me run *runs around the playground* See i couldn't do that in shoes
  • Steve: sometimes the little kids are annoying, *pointing at a two year old* she knocked over my sandcastle like a thousand times
  • Ponyboy: I'm turning five soon so I'm almost an adult.
  • Two-Bit: I've seen some ugly people, but don't worry your not one of them.
  • Darry: *Big sigh* Sometimes things are hard, but i just got to do it. (he was talking about making a paper plane)
  • Johnny: everyone is my friend they all like me.
  • based off a post i saw of maybe-i-ant-to-stay-silver's

dentellesetfleurs  asked:

Part 1 : I don't know if I should share this or not, but it's my life so oh well. A couple of weeks ago I was seated next to Sam on a plane. I did not know him. I vaguely knew of Outlander, but had no knowledge of the actors or even of the story of the show. Anyways, we talked a little of what we did in life, and just basic things. He told me he worked in the entertainment industry, and I said I was in fashion.

Part 2 : He asked me if I liked it, I answered that I did but that it can play with your mind. He said : I know, my girlfriend told me about that. Now of course I looked him up online after that episode, and you can guess my surprise. I watched the show and I loved it, and obviously did my research on Tumblr, because really who doesn’t love Tumblr. That’s how I found you. So there you go.

Wow, now there’s an interesting story!!! Thank you so much for taking the time to share with me. Welcome to the fandom 🤗💗

  • John: Is there something you want to know, Merle?
  • Merle: *pauses* Yeah! There is something I would like to know. Are you my friend?
  • Griffin narrating John: The smile drops from his face, and he stands up and I think he reaches out his hand---with the fire---but he pulls it back down, and-uh-he kinda shakes his head and he says
  • John: What am I doing?
  • Griff: And he looks out the window for, like, a minute without talking... and he turns back to you and says
  • John: To, have friendship, Merle, it requires you to... Love someone and be invested in your shared happiness and these things, Merle, friendship and love and happiness.... They're -they're all so... Small. In the grand scheme of things, Merle, they last a second. And I just don't, *sighs*. What bring you happiness, Merle? I know that the game is over but... Wha-what brings you joy, Merle, please I- give me this freebie- I'm-just tell me.
  • Merle: What brings me joy.... is... Life. I think you've can find joy---anywhere, in life. I think it's a conscience choice. I think you- you choose joy. In life, and no matter how bad things are-no matter how crummy-no matter how dark.... You find joy. I found joy, honest to god, gettin' to know ya! I found joy playing chess with ya! I find joy in whatever I do! I don't always do things right 'nd I don't always do things smart, but whatever I do... I find joy in it, because at the end of the day, thats all ya got! You can always come back to the joy ya had, to the joy ya found, to the joy you gave other people!
  • Griff: Uhm, I think his back is turned to you for most of this as he just kinda looks out the window. He says
  • John: I think there was probably a time where I had joy- where I e-experienced fleeting happiness or anger or fear but god, it's just been so long. Merle, I... I used to spend my days considering the nature of time and existence- maybe that brought me joy, once, but unlike everybody else whoever thought about those questions, whoever pondered the meaning of it all... I, and you may find this hard to believe, but, I solved it, Merle, I saw the fullness of time. I- I pondered eternity and was the first person, and only person, to successfully visualize it's treacherous arch.
  • Griff: He sits back down-uh-across the chess board from you and he says
  • John: You're a man of the cloth, Merle, certainly you've wondered too about what awaits our conscienceness after death or-
  • Griff: and he laughs. He says
  • John: Perhaps for some people who think about it, ther-theres nothing but infinite oblivion that the eternal erasure of your conscienceness or-fo-for some it's eternal life and their god's glorious kingdom or eternal cycling through all the inhabitants of their world. Any of these options, Merle, any of them are just, i-erasure or contentment or revival. Any of those are fine as abstract concepts, but eternally, Merle. Eternally? You can't possibly conceive of the length of eternity, Merle. I have. It's maddening and hopeless, but it's this burden we're all saddeled with from the moment of our creation. it's a finishline that by it's definition will never arrive. It stretches forever and ever- it's too ambivilent to even taunt those trapped behind it. It is the cruel price of existence, Merle, and it is too horrible to bear, once you've seen it. Existence, Merle. LIFE, Merle! It's horrible... to exist. To live is... horrible.
  • Griff: And he, kind of, chuckles and he realizes he got a little carried away there.
  • Merle: I don't think I want to hang out with you anymore, John. I think I'm take off... and you can continue... wallowing in your sadness and your oblivion 'nd seein' nothin' but the negative and I'm gonna go on my way... and I tell you what! If we ever meet each other somewhere in infinity, you can apologize to me and tell me you were wrong.
  • Griff: He chuckles a little bit, and he turns towards you and he says-
  • John: I'm sorry you feel that way. You're the first person who I've, sorta, talked about this to who hasn't listened. There were... everyone listened, Merle. I'm not being hyperbolic. Every person in the world was swayed. I don't know why you're different... but everyone else listened. Everything! Everyone across out whole plane of existence, ou-our shared vexation, with life, covered the world like a blanket, and soon every bird in the sky and every tree and every forest and every blade of grass and grain of sand, shared our fury, and it wasn't long before... It changed us.
  • Griff: And I think as he's talking, Merle, you see this scene outside this constant orange sunset start to turn inky and black, with these colorful ribbons of light you've seen inside the hunger-so many times. And he says-
  • John: We changed our entire plane into something new all together. A single being fueled by discontentment, searching for something bigger than this existence. Regardless of the cost.
  • Griff: He turns towards you and he says-
  • John: You call us the Hunger. That's not entirely inaccurate, cause we are hungry, but it would be more accurate to simply call us dissatisfaction, but soon-
  • Griff: and he holds up his hand, and says-
  • John: You will call us Ascendant.
  • Merle: Well, we'll see. John? Thanks for the chess game and kiss my ass you sanctimonious bastard.
  • Griff: He frowns and says-
  • John: Huh. I feel sad.
  • Griff: And he kills you.

shipwreckedcomedy: Writing session for a very real project that isn’t at all fake.

After much photo editing and squinting I was able to make out almost all of it:

POE PARTY SEASON 2
Story ideas

- Kill HG Wells for good
- Instead of murders… (I have no idea what the rest says but I’m pretty sure it says back massages??)
- They are just a theater group getting really into character
- Joe the director murders everyone off screen
- CGI mustache
- REVEAL: Hemingway is Poe’s father
- Eddie is Hemingway’s father
- BUT
- Poe is Eddie’s father
- WHAT?
- You heard me!
- Kevin Spacey IS Keyser Soze
- Rachel got off the plane!!
- It was New York all along
- Rosebud is the… (again, no idea what that last word was)

  • me doing stand up comedy: you know, egg want! a normal feeling!! don't u just Love the thought of cracking open a nice cold egg in your bare hands.
  • the crowd: dead silent. three beats pass. i'm about to write this one off as a loss and move on to my next bit, but right as i open my mouth someone calls out from the back: "i'm a psych major, and, as a future doctor, let me just say, i think you should seek help"
because everybody needs to remember how bluesey started
  • Blue: Can. I. Help. You?
  • Gansey: I certainly hope so. My socially inhibited friend Adam thinks you're cute, but he's unwilling to make a move. Over there. Not the smudgy one. Not the sulky one.
  • B: So?
  • G: So would you do me a favour and come over and talk to him?
  • B: What exactly is it you think I'm going to talk to him about?
  • G: We'll think of something. We're interesting people.
  • B: Do you see how I'm wearing this apron? It means I'm working. For a living.
  • G: I'll take care of it.
  • B: Take care of it?
  • *raise your hand if you knew Gansey was a dead man at this point*
  • G: Yeah. How much do you make in an hour? I'll take care of it. And I'll talk to your manager.
  • *I used a desk to face-palm myself*
  • B: I am not a prostitute.
  • G: Oh, that was not how I meant it. That is not what I said.
  • B: That is what you said! You think you can just pay me to talk to your friend? Clearly you pay most of your female companions by the hour and don't know how it works with the real world, but... but... Most girls, when they're interested in a guy, will sit with them for free.
  • *more conversation that could be summarised by Ronan and Noah's reactions - Ronan, miming a plane crash, Noah, trying not to laugh*
  • G: Dear God. I don't know what else to say.
  • B: "Sorry."
  • G: I said that already.
  • B: Then, "bye".
Quotes form lil kids used as incorrect quotes
  • Cheryl: I'm a very strong girl, when people hurt me I don't even cry
  • Kevin: I don't like wearing shoes.... I'm faster in bare feet, watch me run *runs around the playground* See i couldn't do that in shoes
  • Jughead: sometimes the little kids are annoying, *pointing at a two year old* she knocked over my sandcastle like a thousand times
  • Veronica: I'm turning five soon so I'm almost an adult.
  • Reggie: I've seen some ugly people, but don't worry your not one of them.
  • Betty: *Big sigh* Sometimes things are hard, but i just got to do it. (he was talking about making a paper plane)
  • Archie: everyone is my friend they all like me.
  • based off a post i saw of maybe-i-ant-to-stay-silver's
flatsound sentence starters
  • "Tonight I walked through a field that used to scare me more than I scared myself."
  • "I wish I had known you then."
  • "It was never death that interested me; it was the idea of an opportunity to follow a cold breeze that promised to take me anywhere but here."
  • "I’m sorry you thought this couldn’t work, because I’ve never wanted anything more in my entire life than to prove that it could."
  • "You were not my world, you were my universe."
  • "And I wonder if that’s what it feels like to die."
  • "Why do I wait, wondering how long it’ll take you to admit it?"
  • "I’d rather keep my mouth shut then start to say what I can’t finish."
  • "I sit here wondering if anything you said was true."
  • "We both noticed something had changed."
  • "I called you up again today and you didn't pick up."
  • "I didn't expect it to happen this quickly, you know?"
  • "I sit here and I worry about myself so much."
  • "I wanted you to care, I wanted you to be nosy, I wanted you to be there."
  • "I know it's stupid of me to say that you don't care, I mean, of course you do, but I want you to care so much more."
  • "I can't be around all these people who all my life have tried to change me."
  • "I can't hide who I am."
  • "I will be happy for the first time in my whole life."
  • "It makes me feel good, makes me feel pretty."
  • "I will go to sleep; just know you’ll be in my dreams."
  • "If I cry, it won’t be because of you."
  • "You don’t have to wait or pretend that he’s just your friend."
  • "It scares me more than I'd like to admit."
  • "My only problem lately is I've got too much time so all I'm left with is that what's on my mind."
  • "I left out everyone and all I have at the end of the day is that what's on my mind."
  • "Say I came back today, would I have a spot in your heart?"
  • "I cheated with your ex best friend."
  • "You can't stand in my doorway for long."
  • "It's eleven o'clock, he's expecting you home."
  • "I'll walk you up the hill to your car."
  • "No, don't let go, don't let this die."
  • "I just need to know what I did to ruin this and turn your body cold."
  • "If you walk through that door there will be no us."
  • "I thought you were being distant."
  • "I did not mean to make this the worst night of your life."
  • "I need you to know what happened."
  • "I saw you walking by, you didn't say hi, you didn't even smile."
  • "You're not the only one who's feeling anxious toward the bullshit that's attached to growin' up."
  • "You said things would stay the same; well, have they?"
  • "I know you're scared, but you'll never get better if you keep running away."
  • "Sometimes you need to be self centered to understand yourself better."
  • "I'm not in the mood to stick around."
  • "Every day I think about you and why you had to turn into my enemy, when all I need's my friend."
  • "Look at me and see how much I've changed since you left."
  • "Well, is this what you wanted, for me to admit that this fucking hurts?"
  • "I was never good at talking smoothly."
  • "Now I don't remember how you speak; I mean, it comes to me in dreams, but by morning, I lose everything you ever said."
  • "I'm not perfect, I think I'm quite the opposite, I'm nothing to adore."
  • "Perfection is opinion and nothing more."
  • "I'll be here waiting when your plane lands."
  • "Hi, my name is none of your concern."
  • "I like the way you make me feel at home."
  • "It wasn’t a mistake - so please dont think it was."
  • "I didn’t have a lot to drink, I just needed a bit for confidence."
  • "They won't find out, no one cares enough about it to run their mouths."
  • "Just please, when you’re ready to go, try not to make it so painful."
  • "Will you write another sad, sad song?"
  • "It's obnoxious and it's useless to fight a war you're losing."
  • "This might be your only chance."
  • "Is it you who calls the shots?"
  • "I don't know why they're choosing to confide in someone who will talk about anything."
  • "There are people who miss me and I don't know why they're investing all their time into someone with my history."
  • "Why did you say that I was one in a million? Because I believed it."
  • "I thought I had something that you were too scared to lose."
  • "I also saw how often you say goodbye."
  • "Things were never supposed to be this good."
  • "Nothing I can say now would justify a thing, just know I'm sorry."
  • "I just wanted to say I hope you're okay."
  • "You're already hurt, I'm scared that if you put your trust in me, I'll make it worse."
  • "You're still so young, you have room to grow into something amazing."
  • "You won't remember who I am."
  • "I can't live with the chance that this feeling's ever coming back."
  • "I don't hate you, but honey, this still hurts."
  • "I'm not dumb, I know everything."
  • "That liquid he consumes makes him speak the truth."
  • "Look at me, because I exist."
  • "It's a shame that we're not soulmates because if I didn't know better, I'd say this feels pretty good."
  • "You've been gone for too long, why'd you go?"
  • "Is this what you think it means to be responsible?"
  • "I went to class, you didn't show up."
  • "I thought we said that we'd keep in touch."
  • "So live up to the name you’ve been making for yourself."
  • "Last night you had that dream again, the one where you try and run from your fears but you can’t because you’re wearing fabulous stilettos."
  • "If I were the sun, I'd shine my light on you and leave the people that hurt you cold."
  • "We’re fighting again, more than usual."
  • "I’m sorry about being me."
  • "I'll sleep on the couch."
  • "Bring me a cat to be my best friend."
  • "It isn’t like you ever said that you were committed to the thought of me and only me."
  • "I can’t believe I spent all morning trying to tell you I’m sorry about yesterday."
  • "You smell like the devil but you feel like the lord."
  • "I didn’t dodge all your bullets, I just denied that they hit me."
  • "If I told you I loved you would you reach out and touch me?"
  • "I wish we had just gone to bed."
  • "This could have worked."
  • "The best part of that whole song was skipping ahead to Nicki Minaj."
  • "I will not make the same mistake twice."
  • "I know you never really liked people, I didn't mean to make that worse."
  • "I still know the roads that take me to your street."
  • "I know I promised that we'd talk more it's just, I'm surprised you even want to talk at all."
  • "I'm so scared that you still think I'm the one who gave up."
  • "The plans we made were never mistakes, they just didn't work for us."
  • "You always knew the deal that we made and what this was worth."
  • "I'll go to sleep at a decent time when I find something worth waking up for."
  • "I keep checking my phone to see you haven’t called at all."
  • "I thought I was the best part of your life, now I’m pretty sure that I was wrong."
  • "You’re impossible to read so if you love me, come clean."
  • "I’ll refer to you as my special love, the one that set me free."
  • "I’m feeling lost in towns that were my home."
  • "It's my own body, I did what I wanted."
  • "It’s not that I don’t have words to say, I just don’t want to be the one that speaks them."
  • "Your only flaw is that you’re flawless.”
  • "I’m so full of shit, I’m surprised you bought it."
  • "Well congratulations, I didn’t know you two had made things so official."
  • "Don’t call me when it fizzles; in fact, don’t call me at all."
  • "What a beautiful sight to see you alive."
  • "I can't hold you responsible anymore."
  • "I'm lost now in the thrill of it."
  • "I just want to lay in bed with you."
  • "I'll throw everything I have into the flames just to make it last."
  • "There are reasons that I can't stay."
  • "I built my life around watching everything you do."
  • "I wonder if you're having fun."
  • "You said you were done; well, how done?"
  • "I want to believe that I really don't need him."
  • "I can't wait until I see your face and my brain feels nothing."
  • "I would never want you to stop your life."
  • "You were always a shitty friend."

anonymous asked:

So it’s not okay to out someone but what SHs do trying at any cost prove a relationship that neither of the people involved want to talk about is cool? both parts here are extremely wrong SHs analyzing a fucking plane picture and even family photos and crazy PT analyzing every glance and emoji Kj and Cole exchange in social media. This fandom is a fucking mess and everyone is wrong so please don’t try to prove a point you’re just being a hypocrite.

I’m sorry…

…Are you actually attempting to compare trying to out two potentially LGBTQIA individuals in the entertainment industry to an unhealthy obsession over a relationship that both parties involved have hinted around? PR speculations aside, Cole has been in a long-term relationship with a woman before, so imagining him with Lili, while invasive, isn’t taking wild stabs at his sexual preference as far as women are concerned. 

I don’t know if you’ve read that person’s posts before, but anything they say are ‘facts’ could just as easily be misinterpretations or have been bent a specific way to align with what they believe. You can’t seriously get mad when Lili wears Cole’s coat, that people see that and admire them together.

Do people on both sides take it WAY TOO FAR? Absolutely. But there is no fucking way outing someone vs. obsessively shipping IRL people are equal offenses. 

anonymous asked:

Hey Jess, do you remember that lady who told you she met Sam on a plane and they chatted about entertainment industry and his fashion industry involved girlfriend? Can you share a tiny little bit more about what she told you? I know you talked privately and I don't want you to break her trust, so maybe just a hint? Thanks!

Hi anon, yes of course I remember her. I don’t want to break her trust so I won’t give details but I will say what she told me lines up with where Sam would have been at the time. This is one “anon” story that I hold on to and believe wholeheartedly. 

Sacrifices ( hopefully not )
  • Friend: Bumblebee will be canon, how would BlackSun even happen in show?
  • Me: Kali dies, Blake gets pissed and tries to kill illia, Sun talks her down, boat/plane ride to mistral to beat Adam, heart to heart as Blake cries in Sun's arms, a kiss from Blake to the person risking it all for her since vol.1, (like morning follows night plays in background)
  • Friend: you'd let Kali die?!
  • Me: A necessary sacrifice...

anonymous asked:

This (pgb) stuff is one of my biggest struggles to support Taylor and it has nothing to do with what i think of kaylor. She embodies the worst of the fandom, she is rude and a bully. She is also intrusive with the plane and you can't tell me Taylor has not been stalking her page and saw all the HS theories and extreme stalking. Yet she or her people encourage it and reward it. Maybe it's not Taylor behind it but I don't like that she allows it. Was the end pgb for real ?

okay wait a minute. yes, that account is the worst and all those things you said, but as for Taylor encouraging or rewarding her, I think we have to talk about it more. Okay, *** has played a huge role in promoting Tayvin in the swifties fandom, and playing the “I’m nice and shit to them so I can’t be blamed , but in the meantime I bullshit kaylors and Taylor herself.” Be aware that likes and stuff aren’t always Taylor’s and we’ve made it clear in these past few days, but I don’t think for a second Taylor liked consciosly or promoted that asshole’s stuff or ideas. I think that Taylor started to send mixed signals nicely to make her stop spreading lies and hate, but the plane tracking and other invasive stuff was what really made her say enough. So, during the black out there were various hints and hidden messages, and one of them was actually end pgb. Is this a coincidence that Taylor has this no fucks attitude and there’s a message like this, opposed to 1989 era where every single thing was carefully planned, promoted and worded, so it wouldn’t piss off anyone? Nah.

for @kparsekpop, who provided commentary along the way. based on this post by @bittelitt and not nearly shippy enough, but that just means I’ll have to write more down the road


If Alexei had known, when he first signed with the Falconers in 2010, that’d he’d be playing with a bunch of children, he might have reconsidered the offer he got from the Pens. As it stands, he wants to hide in the showers until the rest of his team clears out of the locker room at least twice a season, because he doesn’t want to deal with the chirps anymore.

He came to America for a number of reasons, playing hockey being the main one, of course. But being able to be obnoxiously himself was another one, and that meant being honest with his teammates, at least, and maybe everyone someday, about who he was. He’s grateful everyday that they never for a second treated him differently from all the other rookies, for his accent or his size or his bisexuality. They’ve got his back, ninety-nine percent of the time.

The one percent when they don’t? When they play the Aces, and the chirps go flying.

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anonymous asked:

Also to the other anon asking about the difference right now between Ward and Fitz. Ward used his abuse to defend, blame and not apologize for his actions, he was basically saying 'hey yeah know i dropped you out of plane but my brother was mean to me when I was little so really its all her fault, we're good right? No death no foul?' We don't know how real Fitz is going to respond to his FWself action but given history I'm gonna guess horror, revulsion, tears and anger at Aida and himself

(In reference to this post.)

Hey there, anon!

You are absolutely right, and I probably would have put that in my original post if it wasn’t almost midnight while I was writing it. :)

Ward has a HUGE victim complex, which I’ve talked about before. He truly is a man with no regrets. He did have his moments of doubt, but then he doubled down on the bad choices he made and made even worse choices.

Here is the hard truth, though: bad things happen to everybody. Not the same bad things, but bad things all the same. The real question is what we learn from our trials, and what we choose to do with our lives in the aftermath. Do we become like Ward, or do we become like Fitz? Do we tell ourselves that we’re powerless, or do we allow ourselves to become powerful?

One of the key characteristics of both Fitz and Simmons is that they believe that they are accountable for everything they do, and that they hold themselves to a high moral standard. Sometimes this makes it hard for them to forgive themselves, but it also turned them into the successful, heroic scientists they are. As Simmons says, if you want something in life, you have to work hard and earn it. No one is going to hand you a PhD in engineering, biology, chemistry, etc. just because that feel sorry for something that happened in the past. You have to put your head down and do the work, just like you have to do to succeed in any aspect of life. 

Ward could have worked hard to be a better person, but chose to whine about his circumstances instead. 

Fitz was lucky in that he had his mother and Jemma to reinforce these values for him, but I think we saw last night that this is a key part of who Fitz really is. Even in the Framework, he is holding himself to a high moral standard. That’s something he still does in a world where his mother’s influence is trifling and Jemma’s is nonexistent. That’s the REAL Fitz.

So, yes, I do think Fitz is going to hold himself responsible for what Framework Fitz does, even though he’s not responsible at all. (He held himself responsible for killing Will, even though he knew Will was already dead!) It’s something of a flaw, but it’s also a consequence of a great strength he has. It’s part of what makes Fitz such a compelling and inspiring character. He is going to go through the spectrum of feelings you described—horror, revulsion, tears, and anger. He’s going to be mad at AIDA, at himself, and at the cosmos. But I also think he’ll come out the other side.

Fitz has had hardships, yes, but he’s always managed to turn them around. Sometimes he did it with help, and sometimes (like with his hypoxia) he did it largely on his own. But he has unflinching loyalty and love from Jemma, as well as the support from a team of fellow heroes, so I think Fitz is going to be okay in the end. He’s too good and too strong for it to end up any other way.

so can you actually bring a bag of holding into a mordenkainen’s magnificent mansion without tearing open a gate to the astral plane, since the mansion is a spell and the extradimensional space isn’t created by an item, or should vox machina have died as soon as scanlan got his 7th level spell

ultimate buddy cop duo: near and rester.