don't talk to me don't touch me

one time hunk called keith ‘sasuke’ as a joke and keith was like “….who’s sasuke.” and hunk was like “y'know, the naruto character.” keith went “what’s naruto” and hunk was like “??? it’s an anime i love dude you have to watch it it’s great you should watch it” and he went on to describe how great it was, and he was so excited the entire time he was telling keith to watch it and he was so cute

so keith did. all at once. everyone kept telling him “keith… keith u should sleep” but he didn’t. his eyebags had eyebags and he was like “no… hunk loves this… i’m watching it” and he is Fighting to stay awake so he can watch this thing hunk loves and when he finally finishes he goes to hunk and says “sasuke’s pretty cool” and then he Passes the h*ck out but it’s ok cos hunk caught him before he could hurt himself too bad and when he finally wakes up hunk lectures him on the importance of going the gosh darn h*ck to sleep and actually taking care of himself

4

Oh, whatever you do
Don’t come b a c k for me (x)

it’s 3AM and hunk and keith are sharing a bed

hunk: starts giggling

keith: what’s so funny darlin’

hunk: it’s fucking… walt disney. walt disney was a furry. he was a fucking furry, keith, oh my god. walt disney was a furry.

keith: holy shit.

now they’re both laughing. they’re losing it. everything is good in the world.

Super Angsty Starters
  • "You...did this?"
  • "I can't believe you."
  • "You can hate me, you can dislike me but how can you cheat on me?"
  • "I'm dying..."
  • "She/He still loves you."
  • "I just want to go home..."
  • "You left me..."
  • "I can't forgive you for this anymore."
  • "I'm saying goodbye."
  • "I'm not good enough for you."
  • "This is goodbye."
  • "Was this just a game to you?"
  • "You merely played me like a fool."
  • "Goodbye."
  • "You're pathetic."
  • "Get out of my sight."
  • "You're nothing but a toy in a game of life."
  • "You used me?"
  • "You're so easy to manipulate."
  • "I never loved you."
  • "Don't give me that look."
  • "I can't stand you."
  • "Goodbye...my almost lover."
  • "I would have loved you."
  • "Everything fell apart and I can't pick up the pieces anymore."
  • "I think this is where I should say goodbye."
  • "We never had it all."
  • "...Everything hurts."
  • "Go away!"
  • "I don't want to see you anymore!"
  • "Let me go."
  • "To think I almost loved you."
  • "You cheated..?"
  • "You love someone else other than me anyway."
  • "Why do you even bother with me anymore?"
  • "I'm not worth your time."
  • "Get out of here."
  • "Get away from me!"
  • "Don't touch me every again!"
  • "I hate you."
  • "Don't leave me."
  • "Please, I'll do anything!"
  • "Don't go..."
  • "We can talk about this!"
  • "I can't loose you again."
  • "Don't you have more important things to attend to?"

anonymous asked:

kepcobi in desperate touch :)

now or never kiss before kepler gets sent out on a month-long, super dangerous mission, y/n?

  • Me: *is obsessed with being gay, loves being gay, solely talks about gay topics, not gay? no care, LGBTQuit bothering me with this cis-het bullshit*
  • Straight person: This gay thing reminded me of you!
  • Me: Wow, why do you need to define me by my sexuality?
Royalty Starters
  • "Watch where you're going, peasant!"
  • "Royal? Sure, you're a royal pain in the ass!"
  • "Don't you know who you're talking to?"
  • "Wow, it's uncanny. You really look exactly like the prince/princess."
  • "You're my new servant?"
  • "You know, I could use a new servant."
  • "How dare you touch me!"
  • "I don't think the people like me."
  • "I believe there have been attempts on my life. I'm hiring you to protect me."
  • "What do you mean you're not my real guardsman?"
  • "Peasant life must be so dull!"
  • "I'm sorry, miss priss. I was just trying to save your skin!"
  • "You want me to wear that? It's ghastly!"
  • "Have you ever even left the castle?"
  • "It's lonely being a leader, you know. You're my only real friend."
  • "Father wants me to marry a snobbish nobleman/noblewoman. I won't go through with it!"
  • "That was my favorite ball gown!"
  • "What do you mean you don't own silk clothing?"
  • "How do you people live like this!?"
  • Evan: (fast) Well—Well, hey, I meant to tell you before we had a meeting with the Connor Project before. I think we have a great strategy for raising money for the orchard—
  • Zoe: (interrupts) Can we talk?
  • Evan: (mumbling) Shit.
  • Zoe: What?
  • Evan: No—It's just your breaking up with me, that's why you came over. So—
  • Zoe: I'm not breaking up with you!
  • Evan: (talking fast, loud) I know like how presumptuous can I get? I don't even knowing if we're like (in air quotes) dating officially or whatever—Which isn't even—it's cool—Don't worry you can tell me, I'm not gonna cry and start like breaking things
  • Zoe: I'm not breaking up with you
  • Evan: ...Okay (lightly touches Zoe on arm)...Thank you.
  • Zoe: (imitating Evan) Don't mention it.
Upset RP Starters
  • "Don't even touch me."
  • "I can't believe you!"
  • "If you don't shut up, I swear I'm going to punch you."
  • "Argh! Could you be any more annoying!?"
  • "What's my problem? What's YOUR problem?"
  • "Why would you do that!?"
  • "That was humiliating! How could you do that to me?"
  • "GET. OUT."
  • "No! I'm not talking to you!"
  • "That was not helping! You KNEW that was not helping!"
  • "Seriously, leave me alone!"
  • "Did I say you could touch that? NO. But you just had to touch it anyway!"
  • "Oh, that is so like you!"
  • "TRAITOR!"
  • "You know what you are? You're a monster!"
  • "I can't believe I ever trusted you!"
  • "Why? Just, why?"
We don’t talk anymore part. 2

All Jikook stans right now:

Originally posted by youtubersreactonsgifs

Originally posted by jungkxook

Originally posted by kookiyoon

Me:

Originally posted by pastelyoonseok

IT’S SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL! DON’T TOUCH ME!

Smutty Starter Sentences pt. 2
  • I want you to count out every strike while I spank you
  • Go on, lick my cum off the floor
  • Don't talk, just spread your fucking legs
  • You're such a pretty little slut for me, aren't you? So desperate.
  • I'll have to gag you if you don't keep it down.... or do you want them to hear?
  • Do you like touching the bruises I leave on your skin?
  • Come sit on my lap like a good pet.
  • Don't ask questions, just bend over the table and hold on.
  • I want to hear you call me Daddy/Mommy
  • My cum's dripping out, let me push it back in you.
  • Lift up your skirt and show me that tight ass of yours.
  • Crawl under the table and put your mouth to use, that's your dessert tonight.
  • I think we should make a tape so I can show everyone what a good whore you are.
  • Answer the phone, I'll keep fucking you.
  • Your naught pussy's so wet already, maybe I should spank it.
  • Did you wear the plug to keep yourself loose for me?
  • Get on your hands and knees and crawl to me.
  • What a greedy little hole you have, it's sucking my fingers right in.
  • I'm going to tie you up so you can't move and you won't be able to stop me from doing whatever I want.
  • You're always prettiest with my cum dripping off you.
  • I don't care if people are around, open up your shirt and let me see your tits
  • I'm your Master/Mistress and you're going to do whatever I say if you know what's good for you.
  • Be a good pet tonight and you can sleep in my bed instead of on the floor.
  • Stick out your ass more, everyone knows it's your most attractive feature.
  • Make yourself useful and play with Daddy's cock/Mommy's pussy
  • What's wrong, are your little nipples sore? Too bad, I'm going to keep playing with them.
  • Nothing to say? What's wrong, did I finally fuck your brains out?