don't talk shit about my man

  • Laura: [What's inside?] It's teeth!
  • Taliesin: It's teeth? I hope it's teeth, 'cause then it can go in my teeth collection.
  • Travis: Taliesin...god...
  • Taliesin: What, man?
  • Travis: Listen...just SHARE. When you talk about...bring it WITH you. Keep talking about it and never get to see it--
  • Taliesin: [in a winsome, cheerful voice] I have it powdered, I put it in your drink every week.
  • Everyone else: [Fake gagging noises]
  • Taliesin: Slowly I'm getting inside of you. :)

Some fella saying that Sam Wilson is hot as hell. See no lies here, pal

Captain America & the Mighty Avengers #1 (2015)

So, This Was Amusing....

I apparently traveled back to High School in my Second Semester of Junior Year in College.

So my Adv. Crim class is one I have been looking forward too for a while, it’s taught by my FAVE teacher (literally this man could be teaching about literal shit and somehow make it fun and interesting, he’s amazing!) ever and I am obsessed with criminology. So, duh, I have been looking forward to the class, 10/10 excited.

So I get to class today and the teacher asks “How excited are you to be in class today?” and of coarse I hold up both hands showing all 10 fingers because I am 10/10 excited! Everyone thinks I’m crazy but whatever, it’s the truth. Made the teacher laugh and call me an outlier.

Then near the end of class (about 20min from the end, and we have 2hr long classes mind you so it’s been a while) he asks how much we wanna get outta class and leave. Most people are at 5, some 8′s going around. I didn’t answer because I didn’t wanna get looks again. So he asks “Is there alone that’s below a 5?” that’s when I answer, just raising my hand though not giving a number. Of coarse though, being the type of teacher he is that runs with any answer you give and makes you talk more, he asks me what the real number is.
SO I go with a 2, because I’m kinda hungry, but I don’t wanna leave because I love this class and my next one is in 4hrs and since I commute I have to wait those 4hrs in the DC or Lib and that’s boring as fuck! SO I would so rather be in this class then waiting there!

My teacher is just highly amused by this. I’ve had him before. He knows how enthusiastic I am about this subject and learning new things. However, I hear obvious whispers behind me (I sit in the front row so I can see, I have really bad eyesight) of “teachers pet” and the like.

Really? Just because I like this class? I don’t need or want to be the teachers pet. 1) I hate social interaction and have severe social anxiety 2) I get good grades that I work hard for. My grades speak for themselves. I don’t need to be a teachers pet to get them, and I don’t want to be because of my social anxiety. If my teachers like me, it’s usually because they like my enthusiasm and that I do well in the class.

Sorry that I’m enthusiastic about the subject and actually like learning unlike you people, clearly.

Hell I’m just as enthusiastic in my Brain and Behavior class (and I hate biology, hate it!!!!) because I love learning and the teacher is amazing and hysterical!

Also, hell my main thing here, excuse me for actually enjoying the class that I pay a ludicrous amount of money to take!

Okay. That ended up being a rant when I’m not even angry. I dunno there is something amusing about this to me. like wth ya know?

I guess I missed some things in High School by being homeschooled. This is amusing. Whatever to them though, I’ll wear that title with pride. If liking class makes me a teachers pet, then sure, I’m a teachers pet.

Can’t believe this happened in college though, every time I think college is removed from high school, something reminds me that nope, these kids are still in high school sometimes. smh.

I thought I’d try and actually write down some of my thoughts and theories about the episode seeing as I have so many. So here goes…

• FOR STARTERS: DELPHINE IS BACK!!!

I knew it was coming but that didn’t make me lose my shit any less. My girl is alive! I was talking to my girlfriend about who the man is that touches her shoulder and where she is and it got us thinking about how the man who touched her shoulder is clearly old, and who is another oldish man we’ve seen this season? The guy in Rachel’s eye. In the visions when she sees this man, he is in the woods, and where did we see Delphine? In a wooden cabin! I think it’s clear these two must be linked somehow. Is Rachel seeing what Delphine saw? Is Delphine somehow managing to communicate through Rachel’s eye? Has Delphine had some sort of Neolution makeover too? I have so many questions! I think these woods must be on the Island of Doctor Moreau from what we’ve seen which suggests that Cosima and Delphine are closer than they probably know!!

• HELENA!

Man, have I missed our murderous Angry Angel. I think it’s fair to say she hasn’t had the best of season 4 but I was so so pleased with her return - it felt in character, and the religious imagery that was insinuated when Alison was praying to God, and a few minutes later Helena turned up and saved the day was so beautiful (despite, you know, the murder). I love that they managed to bring the link between Helena and religion back. Especially in relation to the religious struggles of her clone.

• RACHEL

I know I haven’t always seen eye to eye with everyone regarding Rachel, but I’m regretting not seeing what everyone else saw earlier because honestly she’s such a fascinating character. I like that she is in some way doing what’s best for the greater good (I guess what you could call a redemption arc) but she’s still so sly, manipulative and cold, and I’m sure for the most part she’s doing what she’s doing for herself. I love that they’re managing to give her character development but it still feels like organic, same old Rachel. I ended up screaming when she managed to tear down Evie.

• “Genetics doesn’t really make a family, does it?” “No”

CAN WE GET A ROUND OF APPLAUSE? I know a lot of people were upset when Adele was first introduced and Felix wanted to find his “family”, but I just knew it would end up coming back around to the fact that genetics don’t actually make up who is your family. That’s what this show is rooted in, and I couldn’t possibly see it turn away from that. But hearing it actually said, and hearing Felix tell Adele he wanted to spend time with his real family now was so satisfying and it made me feel all warm and happy inside.

• So basically, this episode was one of my favourites of the season because everyone’s characterisation just seemed dead-on. I know OB has some issues with characters going a bit OOC but I don’t think this episode was part of that. Honestly, I was blown away by all of it. And I’m ready for the finale to fuck me up (not really, I’m not ready, not even slightly).

re: 3.05

do you love jemma simmons? then hush your beautiful mouth and keep reading. 

this episode was beautiful - beautifully shot, beautifully written, and beautifully acted. jemma is the first character to get an episode all for herself out of this crazy show overrun with characters that nobody cares about. it was all told from her perspective. it told a very important story in her life. 

is space boyfriend lazy writing? arguably, yeah. fuck yeah. did there need to be some white heterosexual man there to keep jemma in check narratively? no. did it have to be romantic? definitely not. it’s irritating and it’s limiting and i’m not super happy with it. 

but if you love jemma simmons, then you are at least a little glad she had someone to support her through this horrifying ordeal. 

as fans, we crave drama. sure, we say we don’t, but we do. we want that stark contrast, that black-and-white, all-or-nothing story. we wanted jemma simmons broken and isolated. we wanted her starving and insane. some of us only wanted her to dream of fitz and of getting home to him. 

but that’s not good for her. that’s not healthy. 

there are sometimes people who say we want jemma safe and happy. but what you really mean is we want jemma safe and happy with fitz. 

and that’s okay! there’s nothing wrong with that. you can ship whatever you want. and look around - a lot of people ship it with you!! but please don’t pretend to be outraged over this episode on jemma’s behalf. 

and don’t be outraged at jemma for being with someone else. 

jemma was pushed beyond human limits, into a situation that tested every aspect of her - physically, mentally, and emotionally. it changed her body. it hurt her heart. it broke her spirit. 

there is nothing wrong with leaning on somebody for support. it doesn’t matter who that person is. it doesn’t matter that it’s not fitz. jemma had lost all hope of ever returning. and more than that, she wanted to do it. she wanted to be with space boyfriend. nobody forced or tricked her. she just did it. 

people are going to say that fitz never gave up hope and that jemma did. this, once again, poses fitz and jemma at odds: fitz as good and jemma, necessarily by this dichotomy, as bad. fitz “stayed true” and jemma “betrayed.” 

but that’s not fair. these situations were not equal. it hurt fitz to have jemma gone, it broke him. but you can’t compare him losing her to her losing her life on earth, her hope, her standard of living, her safety and every single one of her relationships, with fitz and with the others. it’s not fair. 

so please, please, don’t shit on jemma. you can be upset; hell - i’m not even sure how i feel right now. but don’t hate jemma for this. it’s not fair and it hurts her fans. 

thank you.

there’s nothing I hate more than gays trying to enlighten or drag me on my “internalized homophobia” like fuck out of here bitch yes I’m attracted to masculine features but I’ve never equated femininity to anything negative. My man can have all the muscles he wants but if he can’t shake his ass around watch rupauls drag race or talk about deep artistic shit because that’s “fem” then who needs him! We need both masculinity and femininity and what I love about gay men is that we aren’t afraid to embrace both

  • christian borle: *exists*
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