don't take no sass

April 16th, the day I victoried over @thecrimsonexecutioner

you looked nice in the bunny suit tho, Keepo

//// Happy Easter everyone!! For us Monday is where we do all sorts of silly stuff, it’s actually a bigger holiday than Sunday, lul

kat-master-of-sass  asked:

EEEEEEXXXXCUUUUUUUSEEEEEE MEEEE MA'AM!!!!!!! WHERE DID THE "my fav bean" link go?????? I JUST NOTICED THIS????? Is it because of Dan..... is that why.... are you leaving me for Dan.... IM TELLING COLE AND SHIRO *slams door dramatically*

BINCH IT’S RIGHT HERE IT’S BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHY WOULD I TAKE MY W I F E OUT OF MY BLOG DESCRIPTION, I TOLD U I’D BURN THE FLOWERS FOR U BABE HE MEANS NOTHING TO ME PLS COME BACK ILY

The Signs Best Friends in TWDG
  • Aries: Sarah. You both hug and hold hands daily. As well as do each other's hair and take pictures for fun.
  • Leo: Kenny. Kicking butt and taking care of the kids together while sharing alcohol at the end of a rough day.
  • Sagittarius: Nick. You're both quite but enjoy each others company. Even if it's sitting in silence. You can talk about anything with each other.
  • Taurus: Jane. You both are strong and pretty quiet but confide in each other for everything. You stick up for each other and have each other's backs no matter what.
  • Virgo: Christa. The "mother-hen-but-I'll still-whoop-your-ass" character. You both take care of everything else but don't take any sass from anyone. You stick up for each other and you know each other like the back of your hands.
  • Capricorn: Luke. You both crack jokes and make the best of bad situations together, but at the end of the day you guys are the closest person the other has.
  • Gemini: Clementine. You're the classic "childhood BFF's duo". Talking late at night, playing games, but then kick butt when it comes down to it. Always sticking side by side and never letting anything come between each other.
  • Libra: Omid. You guys are both optimistic in the light of bad situations and are constantly smiling and laughing with each other. You perk each other up when there's a bad day and can talk it out when things get tough.
  • Aquarius: Bonnie. You both are sweet and innocent and yet anxious. You both want to make everyone happy and talk to each other about everything. Your partner is the best advice giver and comforter you have. Inseparable.
  • Cancer: Ben. You're both terrified and have no idea what's going on in the world around you. Yet you trust each other sometimes more than yourself. You hardly leave each others side and when they do they always insure that the other will come back safe. They are all they have.
  • Scorpio: Molly. You both don't take anything from anyone and are both excellent independently. But both can agree you make a kick-ass team when put together. You spend most of your time together killing off walkers and keeping each other alive. You trust each other more than anything.
  • Pieces: Lee. You're the caring and quiet, yet protective and violent character when you need to be. You both don't let anyone go near the things you care about and you often will sit and talk about your lives before the apocalypse. You couldn't have asked for a better partner on this crazy ride.
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Some photos of Bluestar that @stormyjynx wanted… and well I couldn’t stop at one… 

  • Daddy: *spanks me hard and smirks* You like that, little slut?
  • Daddy: *Slaps me* Open. Suck, kitten.
  • Daddy: *Fucks me while I scream* You better quiet down if you don't want the neighbors to hear.
  • Daddy: *Spanks my ass with paddle* Take it, princess.
  • Daddy: *Choking me* Don't sass me, pet.
  • Daddy: *Pulling my hair and dragging me to the bedroom* Time for Daddy to punish his naughty little girl.
  • Daddy: *steps on my toe* OMG BABY I'M SO SORRY ARE YOU OKAY OMG I NEED TO GET YOU A BANDAID KITTEN I'M SO SORRY!!!
  • Daddy: *spanks me hard and smirks* You like that, little slut?
  • Daddy: *Slaps me* Open. Suck, kitten.
  • Daddy: *Fucks me while I scream* You better quiet down if you don't want the neighbors to hear.
  • Daddy: *Spanks my ass with paddle* Take it, princess.
  • Daddy: *Choking me* Don't sass me, pet.
  • Daddy: *Pulling my hair and dragging me to the bedroom* Time for Daddy to punish his naughty little girl.
  • Daddy: *steps on my toe* OMG BABY I'M SO SORRY ARE YOU OKAY OMG I NEED TO GET YOU A BANDAID KITTEN I'M SO SORRY!!!
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“I suppose I should say that it’s a love-tale of romantic and epic proportions set in a fairy-tale land but really it’s not it’s just a show about me being really dashingly good looking and handsome and super talented and all that kind of stuff”

Why God Created Gabriel
  • Lucifer: I hate this place and most of all I hate you!
  • God: Don't you back sass me.
  • Michael: Take it back Lucifer or I will make you!
  • God: Michael, you are not the parent. I'm leaving for a bit. Gabriel come on.
  • Gabriel: ooooohkayy
  • Lucifer: What? Where are you taking him?
  • God: I made you for your spirit. I made Michael to lead and I made Raphael to give the laws to the others. With all of those personalities, I needed someone to drink with.

anonymous asked:

Ha, either Obito or Tobirama realizing their sibling is a reincarnated person too and confronting them and pretty much ending up like "WAIT YOUR THR GUY WHO CREATED ROOT?? WTF MAN" "I don't have to take this sass from the guy who THOUGHT USING THE MOON TO PUT EVERYONE IN A GENJUTSU WAS A GOOD IDEA-". (They team up to make PapaKashi feel like the best dad ever tho. He can never be allowed to know he has THEM for his children. This is the One Thing they agree on. Also that Madara is a jerk.)

This is so cute, okay, I kind of want to claw my face off. Best-Dad!Kakashi is precious, as are his children.