don't take any of these seriously

RIP The Final Problem

It’s been a strange week. A week of “art imitate life; life imitates art” on a constant loop. As I dreaded the approaching Inauguration Day, the last thing I expected was the creators of Sherlock breaking the fourth wall to remind me “life is rarely pure and never simple.” Uh, thanks. I guess?

I have engaged with TFP in good faith and expressed my disappointment and constructed my theory. I have attempted rewatching in multiple occasions since in hope to gain insights but failed miserably. There have been many brilliant readings by so many of you, and honestly, you gave me the brightest and most lighthearted moments in an otherwise miserable week. You rule, truly; and from the bottom of my heart, I thank you.

TFP is an abnormality in bbc Sherlock canon – you don’t have to see or believe in the romance between Sherlock and John to recognize the fact. Many audiences did as well, and I hear the same conclusion from friends (most casual of all casuals) – the creators jumped the shark. There is likely a reason; everything about the episode screams inconsistencies, and they were made to be noticeable. But there’s the rub – without proper context (TPTB’s silence), every single explanation is plausible. We can speculate, endlessly, because anything is possible. The exact same could be said of the plot of TFP.

My feeling regarding the possibility of a fourth episode remains the same: there is no evidence supporting the claim, but I cannot ignore the abnormality that was TFP even if I wanted to. But I am done trying to justify an episode that defies logic: where the text and the subtext seemingly cancel each other out at every turn. TFP offers just enough for every reading possible under the sun yet providing an equal amount of plausible deniability; an episode that could mean anything, therefore nothing at all. The only thing left of TFP at this point for me is its potential for spectacular crack (and there’ll be plenty).

One thing is clear, however; the crisis of narrative is one manufactured deliberately by the creators of Sherlock; they may not have anticipated the severity of its impact on our corner of the fandom, but to say they are not aware of the queer reading of acd canon, and of Sherlock due to the queer codings they applied in their own show is utterly laughable. A fourth episode will not change this fact – no matter how much I still love the story of Sherlock and John, I will continue to hold Mofftiss and Co. responsible for employing the offensive tactics at the expense of the show’s most loyal fans. So good riddance, The Final Problem; I will not let the ill-intention or ignorance of a few in power denies us the beautiful story between Sherlock and John — one that we cherish with all our hearts and souls ever since the day they met (7 or 130 years ago, take your pick).

Here’s a doodle to blow off steam…I’m just screaming gently inside and I just have been taking naps and thinking about exams and lot of things so yeah fun. 

Sunshine of Each Girl Group
  • SNSD: All of them
  • SISTAR: All of them
  • GFriend: All of them
  • Twice: All of them
  • MAMAMOO: All of them
  • Cosmic Girls: All of them
  • Oh My Girl: All of them
  • Wonder Girls: All of them
  • AoA: All of them
  • BLACKPINK: All of them
  • f(x): All of them
  • EXID: All of them
  • Girl's Day: All of them
  • Red Velvet: All of them
  • Stellar: All of them
  • Conclusion: All girls are sunshines.
Frozentale AU

So now that the bulk of my final exams are over, I can unveil my holiday-themed fic for December: Frozentale. 

The fic will loosely follow the plot of the film, and will include both Papyrus/Asriel and Papyrus/Sans. And Buff Frisk. That’s the important part.

The fic should be around 5 chapters, and will hopefully be finished in time for the holiday! Look forward to the first chapter sometime this weekend~

(Over the Garden Wall spoilers):

I think one of the things that makes this show so haunting is that we never get to see how Wirt reacts to his time in the Unknown after the fact. Even the ongoing comic series that takes place after the show somehow manages to avoid this one. So because the question isn’t answered in an easy way, we’re stuck with it. We’re the ones who have to try to grapple with what we’ve been through here, not Wirt.

  • Anaheim Ducks: Your mom made you play with them when you were in kindergarten and now, after several years, they won't leave you alone no matter how much you beg them
  • Arizona Coyotes: The friend who posts YouTube videos that no one watches
  • Boston Bruins: The friend who won't stop hitting you on the arm, and when you tell them to stop they threaten to punch you some more
  • Buffalo Sabres: The talkative friend who never makes any sense
  • Calgary Flames: The friend with a height complex
  • Carolina Hurricanes: The friend who drinks juice to every meal and claims that ‘it’s healthy’
  • Chicago Blackhawks: The friend who likes to scare you and when they take it too far they blame you for being too sensitive and a wuss
  • Colorado Avalanche: The happy-go-lucky and kind friend who always looks great
  • Columbus Blue Jackets: The loud and annoying friend on Twitter whom everyone thinks is hilarious except from you
  • Dallas Stars: The friend who thinks they're really hot when they're actually mediocre looking
  • Detroit Red Wings: The friend who punches/smacks you with your own hand and asks 'Why are you punching yourself' with a grin
  • Edmonton Oilers: The eternally optimistic friend, even when their life is falling apart
  • Florida Panthers: The friend who doesn't want to be friends with you, they'd rather hang with their hotter and cooler friend, Jaromir Jagr
  • Los Angeles Kings: The imaginary friend that is a talking trash-can
  • Minnesota Wild: The friend who laughs hardest at their own jokes
  • Montreal Canadiens: The friend who sends you dirty messages in French using Google Translate
  • Nashville Predators: The friend who loves dogs more than anything
  • New Jersey Devils: The friend you keep forgetting that you have
  • New York Islanders: The friend who never seems to think anything is funny
  • New York Rangers: The friend who always looks at their reflection when passing a window/mirror to "check how they look" and then they stand there for 5 minutes
  • Philadelphia Flyers: The friend whose house smells like cheese for some reason
  • Pittsburgh Penguins: The friend who always works their hardest, but never achieves much
  • Ottawa Senators: The friend who wants to "hang" at McDonald's every day
  • San Jose Sharks: The friend who's always willing to get stoned with you
  • St Louis Blues: The friend who yells at their parents and treats them like crap
  • Tampa Bay Lightning: The friend who trips on air and have dirty pants
  • Toronto Maple Leafs: The friend who shrugs/sighs at every bad thing that happens to them and says "this is my life"
  • Vancouver Canucks: You can't remember how you became friends with them, they don't say anything either - just looks at you with an eerie smile
  • Washington Capitals: The asshole friend who’s not really an assshole, but is actually a very sensitive and emotional person who just needs someone to hold them
  • Winnipeg Jets: The friend other people tend to ignore
A quick summary of Finding Dory
  • Marlin: Dory, no!
  • Nemo: Dory, no!
  • Hank: Dory, no!
  • Destiny: Dory, no!
  • Bailey: Dory, no!
  • Dory's parents: Dory, no!
  • Everybody else: Dory, no!
  • Dory: DORY, YES!!!

anonymous asked:

An intersex person without pcos here to say that pcos IS an intersex condition and people with pcos are free to identify as intersex!

c: —mod D

Sooo,with your “Sag-Pluto influence” love,when are we getting married?? 😂😜

Yikes, square moon and opposite Saturn!! With an Aries rising. Friend, I think you’re a little too much for me. My sun falls in your 12th. My moon is conj your Saturn. Your moon is conj my Chiron. Your sun/Pluto/ mercury are in my 1st. Your Venus in my 12th. Man if we loved, we would love so hard. But I think this lil fishy has to swim away before her sea is stirred from this storm of a marriage (;
Connie is 100% hanging out with Jeff.

How very dare you, I have compiled some evidence together to match this theory. 

In tonight’s episode Steven rang Connie and asked her to hang out but she said that she couldn’t because she was getting ‘back to school’ supplies. 

NOW HOLD THE PHONE, WASN’T CONNIE JUST IN SCHOOL BEATING UP INNOCENT CLASSMATES? SURELY SUMMER ISN’T OVER WITH JUST YET, THAT WOULD MEAN THAT FROM MINDFUL EDUCATION TO ONION’S GANG THE ENTIRE SCHOOL SUMMER HOLIDAY HAS PASSED! 

Theory: Connie wasn’t getting school supplies at all…she was hanging out with Jeff instead and didn’t want to break Steven’s fragile heart.

WE TRUSTED YOU CONNIE. WHAT DID STEVEN DO TO DESERVE THIS? 

Friendly Reminder

if you see an outrageous “””news””” story on tumblr, check the link. check snopes if you have to.

unsourced statistics are worth shit

basically any unsourced claims are terrible and you should never believe them. If you hear something that sounds ridiculous being portrayed as truth, ask. for. a. source.

if you cannot find a source. it’s not true.

never take anything at face value.