don't steal like you did the last one

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Seeing this has me 

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When did Do Kyungsoo swoop in and snatch me up like this?????????

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Happy birthday, hyung

Pairing: Jikook 

Genre: …how about birthday sex (okay I’ll give this an M) ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°) 

Description: In which Jungkook gives Jimin a sort of birthday present

Warnings: smut, light bondage, alcohol

A/N: Originally written back in May/June for @jikook-love‘s birthday because someone requested that lap dance LOL but yes happy birthday to our lovely Jiminnie ~ 

Jungkook notices the pounding in his head first.

The sunlight streaming into the room doesn’t help with it; it’s blinding and makes his migraine all the worse. He feels nauseous like he’s about to puke, and the world is just spinning around and around. He can’t get a single thought to flow coherently.

When he tries to sit up from whatever he’s lying on, his head spins and stomach lurches and he ends up lying back down. From what it feels like, it seems like a mess of sheets or clothes—something soft enough that isn’t quite a bed.

That’s when he notices movement from the corner of his eye.

The other members are standing over by the door, staring at him.

“Mghf,” he croaks, voice very dry. He wants to down a few glasses of water, yeah, that would probably help. “What the hell happened?”

It’s quiet and nobody really looks in his direction, exchanging glances with each other. Well, that’s what it looks like through his spinning vision anyway. He couldn’t see Jimin anywhere, so that probably meant he was buried behind the line of tall people.

“What happened last night? I don't—” Jungkook tries to cover his eyes from the blinding sunlight but finds one of his hands down the front of his pants. What. The. Fuck.

“So why did you think it was such a brilliant idea to steal the alcohol from Jin hyung’s room, brat?” Yoongi’s sharp voice cuts across the silence in the room.

“Huh?” Jungkook manages to get out. What was this about alcohol? He doesn’t even drink—

Oh wait.

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[ The Amazing Spider-Man Starters ]
  • "You know, in the future, if you're going to steal cars, don't dress like a car thief, man."
  • "Who are you? Are you a cop?"
  • "Really? You seriously think I'm a cop? Cop in a skin-tight red and blue suit?"
  • "No one seems to grasp the concept of the mask."
  • "You're my hero, and I love you."
  • "I know things have been difficult lately and I'm sorry about that."
  • "Don't make promises you can't keep."
  • "No, I do not want cocoa."
  • "I just thought I remembered somebody saying last week that her fantasy was to live in a chocolate house."
  • "This beats all other meat loafs."
  • "Did you get expelled?"
  • "I'm gonna throw you out the window now."
  • "I just did 80% of your job. Huh? And that - Is that how you repay me?"
  • "You're gonna wait there for eight minutes after what I just told you? People are gonna die! You leave right now. That is an order, okay?"
  • "You mother hubbard!"
  • "I can't see you anymore. I can't."
  • "Where have you been?"
  • "Oh, I'm in trouble."
  • "Easy, bug boy."
  • "I've been bitten."
  • "Oh man, you don't have me on your computer?"
  • "You should see the other guy."
  • "I thought it was great what you did out there. Stupid, but great."
  • "Is that a knife? Is that a real knife?"
  • "Where do you go? Who does this to you?"
  • "That's a fly."
  • "Secrets have a cost. They're not free. Not now, not ever."
  • "Oh. You saw a video on the Internet? Well, then the case is closed."
  • "You are a lot like your father."
  • "That's what's at stake here. Not choice. Responsibility."
  • "Do you have any idea what you really are?"
  • "Not my policy."
  • "Do not get me into trouble."
  • "Ready to play God?"
  • "Let's get out of here."