Them:Yeah, i love Doctor Who. It is an amazing show.
Me:So, who is your favourite companion?
Them:Oh, i love that woman with the red hair… what was her name again?
Me:Donna? Oh, yeah, she is amazing. She is one of my favourite woman from todays media.
Them:…. Who is Donna?
Me:Donna..? Donna Noble..? She travelled with 10? The doctor Donna?
Them:… Oh, yeah! I started with 11. They don’t have the earlier seasons on Netflix. So i don’t know nothing what happend before 11 and … Amy! That was her name!
Me:You skipped 9? You skipped 10? You don’t know anything about the Bad Wolf? The Face of Boe-storyline? Saxon? You just skipped the whole Rose-storyline?! Martha from Freedonia? Donna fucking Noble?! TORCHWOOD?!
Them:… actually.. yeah?!
Me: *looks into the camera like i’m on the office* Please free me!