don't see anything wrong with that

tumblr servant is a godsend with a lot of useful functions but my primary use for it is this

so let’s say you’re a big fan of transformers so obviously you don’t want to blacklist #transformers, and you’ve got this cool friend kyle, but every single time kyle posts or reblogs something about transformers it’s just… it’s garbage. it’s a Bad Post. he has bad opinions and he should feel bad. you know that it’s petty shit but it irritates you every time you see one of his bad, bad transformers posts. but most of what he posts is awesome! you don’t wanna unfollow his ass! so you make a tumblr servant instead and even if he doesn’t tag shit about shit, if the word ‘transformers’ is in the post at all you will never see it. peace is restored on your dash. you are free.

you can also do a lot of other shit like dim posts or highlight posts or give you notifications etc etc etc but i mostly just hide Bad Fandom Opinions because i’m petty

  • Me: I don't think I like That Ship™.
  • Artists: *draws cute art of That Ship™*
  • Me: This just in, I was wrong.
the signs as i know them
  • aries: has a great sense of humour. soft voice. strong willed and stubborn. kind. fair. stunning appearance. doesn't talk much about feelings. adventurous. neither angry nor up to a fight 24/7. dreams of starting a family. gets along with people. never insults or hurts others on purpose. is actually quite sensitive.
  • taurus: master of organization. sometimes a little confused. is stubborn and rarely changes their opinion but always listens to what other people have to say. quiet when lost in thoughts. financial genius. generous. sometimes a little mean. will never let you down. great friend / husband / dad. is actually a great cook but doesn't eat 24/7. does sports and loves nature. is a "wow look at the moon"-person.
  • gemini: clever. hates boredom. always has a plan b/c/d. cares for their education. talks a lot. sometimes lost in thoughts. tends to overthink. always have a great story to tell. never underestimates others. believes in their friends. always know the answer. is not annoying 24/7. know when to shut up. bright smile. active. loves adventure. never shouting when angry. doesn't let others feel their anger. nature-lover.
  • cancer: very caring. will ask you how your day has been. invites you to their house to make popcorn and watch your favourite movie/series. very funny. good sense of fashion. is the friend who will take you home when you're drunk. makes sure you're ok. is fascinated by science. lovely eyes. adorable. never loud but always present. emotional but not a cry-baby.
  • leo: proud and loud. not easily insulted but when they are they roar. knows so many cultures. is interested in new things. can be very soft but won't show it unless they trust you. bright smile. always polite. will be there for you when you need them. unique sense of fashion. hard workers. chatty. always know how to handle a difficult situation. reliable. trustworthy.
  • virgo: feel much more than they would admit. don't have many friends but would do anything for the friends they have. careful. neither waste money nor time. a little stingy. the friend that feels what you feel. can read your mind sometimes. loves to surprise people. to be avoided when angry. calm down easily. loves to make others smile. sometimes too caring. loyal.
  • libra: sometimes a little weird. hardworking. sometimes they believe in themselves, sometimes they give up on themselves. aesthetic-lovers. usually very well dressed. polite. interested in art, history and literature. doubt their skills a lot. sometimes a little absent. instead of shouting they don't talk. loves conversations with new people.
  • scorpio: NOT EVIL AT ALL!! very emotional but never reckless. you can call them at 3am and they will be there for you. sometimes they don't know what to do with all their feelings but they will never let you suffer because of that. the best friends. adorable. stunning look. hard voices, hard souls, soft heart. are interested and show their interest in you and your feelings. will apologize immediately when they see they treated you wrong and they are truly sorry. mysterious. when they trust you they tell you everything. a little revengeful but would never harm others.
  • sagittarius: hilarious. clever. tell great jokes. are interested and caring. fight issues. don't show their emotions. won't be angry for long. colourful people with colourful minds. somehow they always know what's going on. love to work out. learn languages quite fast. honest.
  • capricorn: serious people. sometimes very stubborn. well educated. strong. smart. working to achieve their goals. never ever ever give up. never show defeat. don't cry very often. love the sun. good at making friends. do not forgive easily. forgive but don't forget. will remember almost everything they did / heard / said in their lives. loyal. know what they're worth.
  • aquarius: entertaining. bright personality. you can always spot their voice. has a very emotional part they won't show anyone. can make a bad situation good. great friends. sometimes a little bossy. tend to put on a show. won't mess around. chatty and makes new friends easily and quite often. has many friends but only like 2-3 real friends they would trust with their lives. hate to show when they hurt. very intelligent.
  • pisces: not crying 24/7. not weak at all. develop crushes easily but get over them very fast. either things don't mean anything to them or they mean the world to them. lost in daydreams but have the brightest fantasy. can be a storm. if they see you treat them wrong they leave. loyal to the people they love. can be revengeful. scheming. knows exactly what people deserve. would never harm anyone who doesn't deserve it. want justice. hard to get. hard to understand. great friends. worth the fight. will hold your hand and go through hell with you. passionate lovers.
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Its look that tumblr delete this post, i don’t know why but i’m posting it again because i don’t see anything wrong with this!!

this is a Klance Romeo x Juliet Au. but instead of capulet/montague is Altean/Galra

people who don’t like hunk genuinely confuse me. what has hunk ever done wrong? name one time hunk has done something wrong. see? you can’t. he is perfect.

what the signs say when being called out on their bullshit
  • Aries: YEAH BITCH I DID IT. AND??? YOU GONNA FIGHT ME?? GO ON
  • Taurus: Ignores you; Acts like they didn't hear what you accused them of
  • Gemini: Just smiles and doesn't respond to you
  • Cancer:
  • Leo: I did it because I CAN and if I want to I can do it again and you don't have the right TO SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT
  • Virgo: Can you prove it? No? Then stop talking
  • Libra: Sorry, it was unintentional...
  • Scorpio: What? I never did anything wrong. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S WRONG HERE
  • Sagittarius: Okay let me tell you why you're wrong kiddo-
  • Capricorn: I don't know what you're talking about, you're being dellusional. Get ur shit together
  • Aquarius: I'll give you 5 bucks if you shut up about it and not tell anyone
  • Pisces: Shut up don't be such a crybaby about it. BITCH I SACRIFICED MYSELF FOR YOU I did it for everyone else's good you will see that in 3 years
  • <p> <b>All Might:</b> And- oh! I'm sorry, all I ever do is gush about Young Midoriy-<p/><b>Todoroki:</b> I don't see anything wrong with that<p/><b>Todoroki:</b> <p/><b>Todoroki:</b> Please Continue<p/></p>
I think… To be fair, usually I’ve done a lot of shows where there is a very obvious undertone in-between two female characters, and for once I was like “It’s not here”. I was wrong, apparently, but we [points at Melissa] were talking about this the other day and the great thing about what we do, is like any art. Anybody can read into it, what they want, and take from it. So, you can see anything and take from it what you like. And that’s what’s great about this show, it’s that there are so many different ways to see everything, and if that’s what you see in it? You know, take it away.
—  Katie McGrath

okay so i’ve been rewatching “hey arnold!” cause nostalgia right and i love these kids what the heck

also i don’t know how to draw football heads OR unibrows please give me death

ok so upon rewatching cap2 i noticed that steve rogers goes and sees sam wilson at the VA during the day and they have the “are you happy?” scene with steve staring at sam like he’s the fucking sun then it cuts to nick fury car scene and then steve’s coming home at night.

steve spent all that time doing what? i’ll bet it’s sam wilson feel free to disagree but ur absolutely wrong and sam took one look at steve’s awkward hands-in-my-pockets routine and sincere eyes and said “…my lunch starts in 10”

anonymous asked:

my friend said he thinks dan and phil are together because "it'd be weird for a 30 year old to still be living with his best friend" and i see what he means but honestly i don't want to assume or comment on anything i just want to wait and see what happens with them bc at this point i have no idea what to expect because there is too many mixed signals being sent and i'm just so confused. as long as they're both happy and content i'm good.

phil’s at the age where stereotypical societal standards would start expecting someone to settle down with a significant other and start a family and uh. prove me wrong i guess but does it not seem like dan and phil have started their own process of settling down together

Imagine this...


We all know Lena has always been a nerd but imagine her being also a gamer.
I mean picture a 5 years old Lena Luthor, finding Lex while he is playing a video game.
Imagine Lena falling right into the couch with him and loving what she sees immediately.
Imagine Lillian being angry about it bc’ girls shouldn’t play that sort of things, and also because Lex should be studying.
So in order to keep it like a secret, Lex and Lena would play only at nights, with the help of their father. He always bought them the newest consoles and he even played with them.
When Lena was in boarding school she probably has this friend who had a Nintendo or something so she always played with her in their free times.
When Lena met Jack, they were so busy that she forgot about video games. Until one day when she found her old consoles and she decided to buy a new one. Since then, she and Jack spent every free time playing video games. And that just made Lena feel more weak about him, because somehow Jack reminder Lena about Lex and the connection they used to have.
Once she arrived at national city, she just couldn’t find time for playing. Besides, it hurt bc both of her relationships with Lex and Jack were ruined and playing just made herself remember of them.
So, one day she was at her apartment with Kara watching some movies. She went to the bathroom and when she came back, she found Kara with one of her old video games.
That’s how Kara discover her secret love for that kind of games and what they mean to her.
Since that day, they always played together even if it still hurt Lena.
Eventually it became part of their routines. Lena always wins but sometimes she lets Kara win just to see her smile.

i.
you’re the kind of person who says sorry

when they don’t mean sorry.
you just want me to stop having feelings
so you don’t have to think about what you did wrong.

you don’t even fucking listen to me when i speak

so i’m done speaking.

ii.
i hate you so much. there’s no way

hatred isn’t this feeling. my blood is boiling.

you’re still choosing her over me,

even as friends.
you don’t deserve my friendship.

you never did.

iii.
i write a poem about me leaving you

and you see it so you text me.
i don’t answer because i fucking hate you

but i feel guilty about it the entire day.

iiii.

you text me again. you say “hey.”

you tell me you saw my snapchat story

and you hope i’m having fun. you ask me

how school’s going. you’re so good

at pretending you care. you’re so good at it,

i believe you.

iv.

i always give in.

i always text you back eventually.

and you’re so fucking nice to me,
i forget about all of the things you did wrong.

all of the lies. the times

you were threading your hands in her hair

when i was breaking down.

vi.

why can’t you make this easy?

why can’t you fucking leave?

—  I DON’T WANT TO BE FRIENDS ANYMORE
Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love all these rookie groups and I'm excited for this generation of kpop but It's honestly so cringey when fans call rookie groups "Legends" or "Kings and Queens". Like I know you can call your favs whatever you want but it's just honestly cringey calling them that when they haven't done anything spectacular yet. Let's wait about 5 years and then see if the title fits.

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

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WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: ISRAEL

The Israeli School for Young Witches and Wizards is located in Jerusalem in an undisclosed location, although many speculate it lies underground, and is accessible through the Western Wall tunnels. Legend says the school was carved out by golems, who turned back to stone and are now memorialised by the hulking columns peppered along the wide underground halls. For centuries, the school remained undisturbed without a hint of spell protecting its presence. In recent years, however, a thin magical blockade had to be cast around campus to weaken the subtle magic drifting from the prayers folded into the Western Wall. Although the school is split by gender, both the female and male sectors are housed on the same campus within walking distance of each other. Unlike other wizarding schools, the Israeli School for Young Witches and Wizards does not host classes on Fridays and Saturdays to accommodate for Shabbat, and other religious holidays are integrated into the calendar as well as the school hosts students from a variety of backgrounds from Israel and its neighbouring countries. A regular school day is split between normal classes and studying holy texts. Aside from commonplace wizarding classes, the school also offers extensive studies in astronomical divination, which is open to all students, and practical Kabbalah studies, which is offered to upper-year students. Over time, more and more muggle topics and secular subjects have been added to the curriculum to provide a wider education. Many students often willingly and happily take more than the required course load as education is highly valued amongst society.

Thoughts during PMS
  • Me: I'm SO hot
  • Me: I'm FREEZING
  • Me: My boobs hurt so bad right
  • Me: I just want to cuddle right now
  • Me: the neXT PERSON WHO TOUCHS ME DIES
  • Me: I want something sweet
  • Me: GOD WHY DONT WE HAVE ANYTHING SALTY
  • Me: HAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY
  • Me: *cries uncontrollably for hours*
  • Me: Oh wow I feel so skinny today!!
  • Me: Well, looks like I need to hit the gym
  • Me: WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY ZITS
  • Me: What's with that random pain in my leg
  • Me: Why does my back hurt so much
  • Me: Everyone is telling me I'm acting crazy like I don't see what's different
  • Me: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: *checks period tracker*
  • Me: Oh right it's just my period

anonymous asked:

Why are you so in love with science? (not meant in a bad way, I'm just curious)

I guess it’s because science just sort of makes sense to me, on a fundamental level.

The processes of science and scientific analysis are very in line with how I see the world and how I think. I’ve always been a very sort of analytic thinker. Like I was the kid who always had to know why and was always questioning everything and always tries to explain everything (to the point that I was, at time, a very obnoxious child). 

I like facts. I like seeing how things fit together. I like sorting through things and finding the bigger picture and then seeing how the individual details slot into it. 

It’s how I make sense of the world I guess. Trying to find an explanation for things I don’t understand. It’s why I was never good at being religious but am fascinated by the history of religion and how it creates and is created by society. 

And it goes beyond the purely natural and physical sciences. I feel similarly about the social sciences and history and anything that relies on critical analysis. 

On a fundamental level I want to know why. And science, at it’s core, is an attempt to answer that question. 

starter sentences for enemies
  • "I want to be there when you get what's coming to you."
  • "One day karma is going to bite you in the ass."
  • "How could you do this?"
  • "What do you want now?"
  • "If you are going to be two-faced, at least make one of them attractive."
  • "Fuck you!"
  • "Oh, what? Sorry. I was trying to imagine you with a personality."
  • "That was a low blow."
  • "You're truly a disgusting person."
  • "Don't bring my [relative] into this!"
  • "I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."
  • "What do you think you're doing?"
  • "Have you lost your mind?"
  • "Do you have anything to say that won't result in me punching you in the face?"
  • "Tread carefully."
  • "Two wrongs don't make a right; take your parents as an example."
  • "Get off my property."
  • "Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go."
  • "Leave me alone."
  • "So what?"
  • "You look like a before picture."
  • "Don't be a coward. Say it to my face."
  • "You're so fake."
  • "Apologize before I deck you."
  • "This means war."
  • "I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass."
  • "Can't we compromise?"
  • "Go to hell."
  • "Hating me won't make you pretty."
  • "Can you try not annoying me every 30 seconds?"
  • "I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you."
  • "Fuck off!"
  • "I thought we settled this."
  • "I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance."
  • "Stay classy."
  • "You are not as bad as people say. You are much, much worse."
  • "Your sarcasm detector needs tweaking."
  • "Get off me!"
  • "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
  • "Name one reason why I shouldn't walk away right now."
  • "Is this making you angry?"
  • "Karma takes too long. I'd rather beat the shit out of you just now."
  • "Shock me and say something intelligent."
  • "Ouch. That one stung."
  • "That's cruel."
  • "I didn't think I was capable of murder until this conversation."
  • "Truce?"

anonymous asked:

On my break, I went to way of subs for lunch. The kid serving me was the only one I could see in the shop, and looked like he was going to cry. His voice was so quiet, he wouldn't look at me and his hands were trembling. I asked him if he was alright or if he needed anything which he said no. I came back 15 minutes later with water and a bag of candy and he seemed much better and thanked me for caring. I didn't push what was wrong so I don't know what happened but be nice to employees, please

Hearing Voices Part V - Joins This Hell
  • Ruby: *adjusts outfit*
  • Qrow: You alright, kiddo?
  • Ruby: Yeah. I just got bark and dirt all over my butt sitting on that log back there.
  • Nora: Me too! It's so annoying...
  • Ruby: Right?
  • Jaune: What are you two talking about?
  • Ruby: It's a skirt problem.
  • Nora: Yeah, you boys wouldn't understand!
  • Ruby: Actually, Jaune would...
  • Nora: Oh, that's right. But the rest of you boys wouldn't understand.
  • Oscar: *pauses, suddenly far away in a memory*
  • Ren: No, I suppose we wouldn't.
  • Qrow: We should keep moving.
  • Oscar: *small snort of laughter*
  • Qrow: *turns to glare at Oscar suspiciously*
  • Ruby: Oscar?
  • Oscar: *starts laughing outright*
  • Jaune: What's so funny?
  • Qrow: *glare intensifies*
  • Oscar: Ha ha ha! Ha ha - BA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA!
  • Qrow: *starts moving towards Oscar*
  • Ren: Is he alright?
  • Nora: I don't get it. What's so funny?
  • Ruby: Oscar?
  • Oscar: *laughing so hard he can barely speak* Ha ha, like...LIKE WHAT YOU SEE! Hahahahahaha!
  • Qrow: *grabs Oscar by the back of the collar and starts dragging him away from the others*
  • Ruby: Uncle Qrow! What are you doing?!
  • Nora: What's wrong with him?
  • Qrow: *not turning around as he drags Oscar away* ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? HE'S A CRAZY PERSON! HE TALKS TO A VOICE IN HIS HEAD! HE'S INSANE AND YOU SHOULDN'T LISTEN TO HIM OR TRUST ANYTHING HE TELLS YOU!
  • Ruby, Nora, and Jaune: *speechless*
  • Ren: *even more speechless than usual*
  • Oscar: *still in fits of laughter even while being dragged* HA HA HA HA! La - HAHA - Landing strategy! HAHAHAHAHAHA!