don't say i didn't ever do anything for you

Things The Signs Have Said That Break My Heart
  • Aries: Was I ever anything more than a sad kid? I thought the drugs would help, but they just make you sadder and a little deader. I really tried my best, but I don't think there's much use anymore. Nobody cared then, and nobody cares now.
  • Taurus: I'm sorry, but I fell in love with you. I watch you move and I'm captivated. The world slows down just a little bit when I look at you. I wanna kiss your long neck, and run my fingers through your curly hair. I wanna listen to you talk for hours about old movies and bad music. I wanna hear every word that you have to say. But I can't, because you're in love with someone else
  • Gemini: I dreamed so much as a little kid. All those dreams are dead know. The world has a lot of fun killing little girls dreams.
  • Cancer: Please don't go! Stay! Stay! I need you to stay! No one ever stays.
  • Leo: I used to be special. Everyone thought I was going to be this amazing person. They thought I would do great things, but look at me. I'm nothing. If I was anything, it would be a failure.
  • Virgo: She just left. She didn't say anything. In one simple second, all the love and laughter that we had, was ripped from both of us. She just decided she did't feel like loving me anymore.
  • Libra: It's all gone. Any hope that I had is gone.
  • Scorpio: Do you think that if I get prettier, he might look at me like he used to? Maybe he'll love me again.
  • Sagittarius: The whole world is at my fingertips, they say, but I can't seem to ever grab it.
  • Capricorn: I could tell she didn't love me anymore. She would smile, but in her eyes I could see the pity and slight disgust she had for me. I tried to stop loving her, but I couldn't. I felt pathetic, like I was stood up. But this time I couldn't just go home and forget about it the next day. She was, and still is, my everything.
  • Aquarius: I don't want to feel this anymore. I don't want to be trapped in my mind. I want to live again. I just want to see the light one more time.
  • Pisces: Could you just tell me you love me? You don't have to mean it. I just want, for a second, to feel loved.
  • jimin: why am i even in questioning? i didn't do anything :(
  • jungkook: [whips out suspiciously thin manila folder] it says here.. [squinting w/ fake glasses] that you were caught snatching something from a man called "jeon jungkook"
  • jimin: i was honestly just grabbing coffee, officer. idk who that is, nor did I take anything of his :((
  • jungkook: [passionately taking off glasses] don't lie, you stole his heart!
  • jimin: ...
  • jungkook: [completely serious] it's me. i'm jeon jungkook.
  • jimin: ....

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One time in class, I got fed up
  • This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
  • Teacher: I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
  • Kid: why can't we watch a movie?
  • Teacher: because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
  • Me: then why do they give us homework?
  • Whole class: .....
  • Teacher: .....
  • President: .....
  • Miley Cyrus: ....
  • Me: ....
  • Teacher: Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.
tfc as conversations between me and @ursofuckingclassy
  • Allison: Where's the FUCKING confetti emoji?? oh. there it is.
  • Nicky: bouta try to watch shadowhunters with the netflix app on my phone. like a goddamned caveman.
  • Renee: Well. That was perhaps the most unsatisfactory conclusion to any series I have ever read. And I read the Harry Potter epilogue.
  • Dan: SHE ISN'T EVEN CUTE. IS SHE WORTH SHUTTING UR FRENZ OUT? I DON'T THINK SO.
  • Matt: I was about to say "next I would listen to..." but then I would've listed like ten songs, so.
  • Seth: BUT YEAH. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO DESERVE IT. SO IDK.
  • Aaron: wow thanks for that, i feel so goddamn validated now.
  • Andrew: my own mother. you come into MY HOUSE and start making statements like that? no.
  • Neil: exactly. like...tonight i have a lab due for my horticulture class and i'm like.....naaaaah...not gonna.
  • Kevin: pal, idk if you've met me, but my body composition is 50% complaint, 25% anxiety, 15% self-deprecation, and 10% depression.
  • Wymack: get some manners ya HEATHENS
  • Abby: Do I need to ship you some sedatives?
  • Bee: he looks right at me out of nowhere and goes, "i know your soft spot"
  • Jean: you think i WANT to like things that hurt me? that piss me off? no. it's a curse.
  • Jeremy: Can we just take a second to appreciate how good you're doing at finding the bright side rn? who even are you?
  • Riko: greedy fuckers

Dean Creations Challenge | saawek vs sprinkleofhappinessuniverse

Prompt: You’ll never, ever, hear me say that you, the real you, is anything but good.  - Sam (10x23)

I wanted to do a simple thing : it became a video with sound editing… Warning : lot of video glitches.

anonymous asked:

I saw you were one of the artists for the Zen fanzine. PLEASE DO NOT PUT ANY JUZEN SHIT IN THERE. The creator of the zine made it clear that wasn't allowed. I blocked you specifically because I didn't want to see that gross abusive ship. Please don't ruin the fanzine by adding that in there.

alright! wasn’t planning to anyways bc i have some domestic-y Zen x MC stuff planned. That being said though I don’t recall the coordinators ever saying anything about banning ships (when i first looked at the guideline i distinctly remember seeing that other ships “might be” allowed, and at that moment i considered juzen before deciding to branch out to my other ships. Not sure if that changed tho and a new rule has been brought forward).

Next time though I’d appreciate it if y'all keep these sort of things between the artists and the event coordinators. I’m chill n all but there are some who might be put off by it and drop events/zines. Plus, we don’t want to assume the coordinators said something when they didnt so ya

knocked up starters.
  • I proposed to you like an idiot and you said no!
  • It's a girl - buy some pink stuff!
  • Guess what the fuck's up?
  • _____ is going into labor and you are not fucking here
  • You know what I'm gonna have to do now? I'm going have to kill you
  • I'm gonna pop a fucking cap in your ass.
  • You're dead, you're Tupac, you are fucking Biggie, you piece of shit!
  • Marriage is like a freak, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.
  • Do you want to do it doggy-style?
  • You're not going to treat me like a dog.
  • I'm not treating you like a dog. It's doggy-style. It's just in the style. We don't have to go outside or anything.
  • I'm naked...
  • Did we have sex?
  • I'm pregnant.
  • Fuck off!
  • I assumed you were wearing a patch, or like a--like a dental dam, or one of those butterfly clips or something.
  • What is a dental dam?
  • We have to help them raise the baby.
  • Why did we go to Costco and buy a year's supply of condoms if you weren't gonna use 'em, man?
  • I can't believe you did this. You messed everything up.
  • You gotta know all the tricks like, for example, if a woman's on top she can't get pregnant. It's just gravity.
  • I love you. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.
  • I'm the best thing that ever happened to you?
  • Now I'm starting to feel sorry for you.
  • If I didn't care about these things, you wouldn't care about anything. Care more.
  • I like "Spider-Man".
  • Look, I don't even know what I'm supposed to say to you
  • You think that just because you don't yell, you're not mean? This is mean!
  • We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.
  • I'm gonna throw you into my DeLorean, gun it to 88.
  • I'm sorry I told you to screw your bong.
  • Why is everyone so mad at you?
  • Do you ever get so bored, you stare at your balls?
  • So what do you think? Should we have sex tonight?
  • I'm just really constipated.
  • Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
  • If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mind!
  • You're embarrassing me in front of company!
  • Ray: Mick's just jealous.
  • Leonard: What are you talking about?
  • Ray: *sighs* Sometimes, your total obliviousness just blows my mind. He's your best friend, right?
  • Leonard: Yeah I mean, I don't know.
  • Ray: It's fine. I get it. I didn't get here until Rip introduced us. He had the advantage of knowing you since juvie. But none of that matters. What matters is that he is your best friend. And then Sara shows up and starts playing cards with you all the time, and all you ever want to do is pay attention to her.
  • Leonard: That's not true.
  • Ray: Yes, it is. And you know it. And he knows it. But no one ever says anything until you both start punching and yelling at each other like goblins with intelligence scores of zero. Now everything's weird.
  • Leonard: He's not my best friend.
  • Ray: *chuckles* Yeah, right.
  • Leonard: *sighs* I mean, he is, but so are you. And so is Jax.
  • Ray: Can't have more than one best friend.
  • Leonard: Says who?
  • Ray: Says logic.
  • Leonard: Well, I call bull on your logic, because you're my best friend, too.
  • Ray: ...Okay.

anonymous asked:

to me, noora gets away with the most by fandom. like yes, vilde is more problematic, but the shit she says is at least acknowledged (even if there are those that will give her endless chances). shit doesn't stick to noora 'why do gays assume everyone is gay/muslims don't feel anything.' like why did i see ppl talking about how cute 'allah would dig you' was when people should've been talking about how noora didn't deserve to hear that after 'maybe i should convert lolol what a hilarious joke'

lol ever since noora said that i was like gurl bye 😷😷😷😷😷

When you tried to love me I didn't love you, but when I love you now you act like I don't exist, you were my everything, I never even realized how good I had it. I want you, I just wish you wanted me, I'd do anything for you. I used to say this all the time, but I don't think I ever meant it, but now I do. I love you more than life. Come back.
  • John: Are you serious? Did you actually believe I would forgive you?
  • Mary: But you did, you said-
  • John: *shaking his head, familiar smile coming to his lips* Did I ever actually say the words 'I forgive you'.
  • Mary: No.
  • John: No.
  • Mary: I thought-
  • John: Well, you thought wrong! You shot my best friend. Did you actually think I would let that slide?
  • Mary:
  • John: No, Mary. That speech was just a ruse. To throw you off.
  • Mary: I don't understand.
  • John: Sherlock needed more time. We didn't want you to suspect anything.
  • Mary: Suspect what? Whats going on?
  • John: *hands her an envelope* I believe everything's in order. All you need to do is sign.
  • Mary: What is this?
  • John: Divorce papers, obviously.
  • Mary: This is what you want?
  • John: I've been wanting this ever since I found out the psychopath that shot my best friend in cold blood turned out to be my wife.
  • Mary: Then why wait?
  • John: I had to make sure you'd still let me see my daughter.
  • Mary: Why would I do that?
  • John: Because I have sufficient evidence that could send you to jail unless you grant me my rights as the father.
  • Mary:
  • Mary: You planned this.
  • John: Of course I did.
  • Mary: And Sherlock helped.
  • John: Of course he did. He wanted to divorce you of all parental rights but I convinced him otherwise.
  • Mary: Since when did he have a say in this?
  • John: Since the day he became my significant other. Soon to be husband. *eyes the envelope* As soon as thats taken care of.
  • Spike: You listen to me. I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. Don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood... which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes. A lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred-plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of. You... Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say I love you, it's not because I want you, or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are. What you do. How you try. I've seen your kindness, and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you, and I understand, with perfect clarity, exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the One, Buffy.
  • Buffy: I don't want to be the One.
  • Spike: I don't want to be this good-looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.
  • Baby: Ho ho- Ho
  • Mom: Are you hot?
  • Baby: Honestly, these people have me fucked up, like they just kicked me off the tennis court for trying to continue tennis fashion 2014 like honestly i don't deserve this. Now they're out there playing their terrible game of tennis like I can see them across the street on the tennis court. SO THINK I CAN'T SEE YOU!I can see you and I'm watching you and your in my video with your ugly children um and she just kicked me off the court pretty much by just walking up and their child is like *points finger* "SEE SEE?" pointing at me and saying something like first of all, you need to not do that. Second of all, if you're a parent, you need to tell your child don't point at someone and say "see see" and third of all, stop talking shit, cuz you're obviously talking shit because you didn't say anything and the kids say "see see" like Bitch I didn't see you when you were walking up and I don't care that you're here now. Don't you ever point your ugly finger at me um i'll call the police umm don't be rudely kick people off tennis courts when we are trying um to start a movement um fuck you *sniff* pretty much?
  • Yuki: (can't find Kakeru in a crowd)This calls for drastic measures.
  • Yuki: (uses hands as a microphone) Kakeru, I'm never speaking to you again.
  • Kakeru: (throwing a fit in the middle of the crowd) HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING YUKI DON'T EVER SAY THAT I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING WRONG YOU CAN'T JUST STOP SPEAKING TO ME FOR NO REASON WE WEREN'T EVEN TALKING ABOUT SMUT THIS TIME SO WHY-
  • Yuki: There he is.
  • Me waking up: I bet Pietro looks adorable in the morning with his bed hair and sleepy eyes.
  • Me eating food: I wonder if Pietro ever gives himself indigestion from eating too fast.
  • Me walking the dog: Pietro would be a greyhound if he were a dog:
  • Me reading a book: I think Pietro would be a Gryffindor...
  • Me playing a game: These characters don't run fast enough! God where's Pietro when you need him.
  • Me watching television: Pietro's cuter than him. Pietro's funnier than her. YOU DID NOT JUST SAY 'You didn't see that coming?' You are not allowed to say that unless you're Pietro or Clint!
  • Me doing literally anything: I wonder what Pietro would do in this situation. Probably be a precious cinnamon roll that's too pure for this world...
Note, that this actually happened. and I am currently eating pancakes at 12 AM with my mom and sister.
  • 11: 55 am....
  • Mom: *barges into my room and slowly approaches me* Shhhhhhhh.
  • Me: *pauses gossip girl and looks at her* I didn't even... say anything?
  • Mom: Do you want pancakes?
  • Me: *stares blankly at her* What..?
  • Mom: I said shhh. Dad is sleeping. Pancakes. do you want pancakes. I'm making them.
  • Me: *looks at the time* It is literally almost 12 in the morning. I don't think the phrase "Midnight snack" was ever taken literally.
  • Mom: So, pancakes..?
  • Me: *sighs* sure, why not. Who could turn down free food at 12 am. *sets laptop aside and goes downstairs*
  • me: Please, seriously, if I ever say anything or make a joke or anything that hurts you, let me know, because I WILL apologize. I never, ever, want to hurt you and if I do it is a thoughtless mistake that I will take full responsibility for. I don't want that sort of thing to hurt our relationship. If I don't apologize at first it's because I didn't realize what I had done, and once I know I will do my very best to make things better.
  • someone: *makes a joke that hurts my feelings*
  • my bpd ass: *marks third strike next to their name in my shitlist* *deletes number from my phone* *begins process of grieving over our memories together*
  • my bpd ass: haha! that was funny :)
The Maze Runner (2009 Novel) : Sentence Starters
  • "You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!"
  • "If you ain’t scared… you ain’t human."
  • "Shouldn't someone give a pep talk or something?"
  • "I've been shucked and gone to heaven."
  • "I promised I'd save _______, take him/her home! I promised him/her!"
  • "It's kind of hard to ask a dead guy what (s)he did wrong."
  • "Just follow me and run like your life depends on it. Because it does."
  • "Maybe you should just press the button."
  • "You get lazy, you get sad."
  • "Plain and simple."
  • "_______ is good."
  • "It was you and me, _______."
  • "We did this to them. To us."
  • "Thats called hypocrisy."
  • "Holy crap, I’m scared."
  • "Such a display of death - how could it be considered a victory?"
  • "I just...feel like I need to save everyone. To redeem myself."
  • "Man, you are one butt-load of sunshine, let me tell you."
  • "That's just my way of saying I would've killed you if you'd died."
  • "Ah, my Knight in Shining Armor."
  • "What, you don't think I can fend for myself?"
  • "Tonight, they’d make their stand, once and for all."
  • "I didn't do anything wrong."
  • "Next time I promise I'll point at them and laugh."
  • "You’re disgusting when you eat."
  • "It’s like watching a starving pig eat his own klunk."
  • "Sometimes you don't look very hard for things you don't believe will or can happen."
  • "Quit voting me down before you even think about what I'm saying."
  • "Avoiding other people was his new goal in life."
  • "_______ wanted them dead, tortured, even."
  • "Love had been ripped from their lives."
  • "Maybe we were lovers."
  • "I’m Hansel, you’re Gretel."
  • "We can’t give up. Ever."
  • "You say that bloody word over and over in your shuck head."
  • "Order's the reason we put _______ out."
  • "Last thing we need is you screwin' that up."
  • "Great. We're all bloody inspired."
  • "You scared of that pip-squeak?"
  • "Am I . . . replacing someone?"
  • "I'm gonnna break your faces!"
  • "Be thankful for these walls."
  • "I've been shucked and gone to heaven."
  • "Are they changed because they want to go back to their old life, or is it because they're so depressed at realizing their old life was no better than what we have now?"
  • "Everything crushed in on me at once."
  • "I swear I"ll get you back home."
  • "I pretty much hated you the last couple days."
  • "You won't figure out anything if you give in to fear."
  • "Smartest thing you've said yet, _______."
  • "We hid the maps."
  • "If we're gonna die, let's do it freakin' fighting!"
  • "You're hurtin' more than helpin', ya know?"
  • "He knew he had a lot to learn—that was why he was asking questions."
  • "Being careful hasn’t gotten us squat."
  • "Never. Stop. Running"
  • "It called to him/her as much as hunger or thirst."
  • "Doesn’t sound like a bloody rescue code to me."
  • "Nice and comfy?"
  • "I was just trying to help."
  • "Welcome to the Glade."