don't run with scissors!

I survived the haircut.

However, it turns out the hairdressers had never dealt with such long hair before. So they found me the special chair that can get really really tall so they could cut my hair.

But even the special chair failed and eventually I had to stand up in order for her to fix the edges. An extra hairdresser stepped in to help. 

They were all very amazed.

But they were nice and gave me juice and I did not freak out.

And most of my hair is still there! So, all in all, a nice experience.

…Let’s just wait another year before I have to go through this again.

Sentence Starters {Parent Edition}
  • "Because I said so!"
  • "Go to your room!"
  • "It builds character."
  • "I've had it up to 'here' with you!"
  • "How many times do I have to tell you?"
  • "You just wait until your mother/father gets home!"
  • "You'll understand when you're a parent."
  • "Your face is going to freeze like that."
  • "Don't run with scissors!"
  • "If you act like a child, I'll treat you like one."
  • "As long as you're under my roof, you live by my rules."
  • "Your room looks like a cyclone ran through it."
  • "If all of your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?"
  • "Don't you use that tone with me, Mister/Missy."
  • "Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about!"
  • "When you have kids, I hope they're just like you."

Originally posted by tayslastkiss13

You guys are literally the sweetest little beans in the universe. Like, I’m convinced I have the best followers in the world. Nothing can convince me otherwise.

I love you all so much, thank you :)

And yes, but only if you’re carrying scissors, too. If you’re gonna break one rule, might as well break them all ;)