me: gets rlly rlly embarrassed whenever i write sweet/romantic things.,,.,..,,,, literally blushes,,,, cries when smth is 2 cute… takes 3 hrs to write any reply more than 2 sentences if smth rlly sweet is happening…. 50 shades of axol’s face is hella red..
me: chooses an incredibly sappy / romantic sad boi from an otome game as my muse ?? ?? ? ?
1. if at the end of an ok cupid date i was like, “look i don’t see any romantic future for us but you’re attractive and your personality doesn’t turn my stomach, can we make out against a wall for a while so i can take extensive notes for writing purposes” what are the odds that he’d actually believe me
2. would it matter if he didn’t believe me? related: if he didn’t believe me, what are the odds he’d still be down with it?
3. given that i would in fact be 100% telling the truth, would it too badly offend my sensibilities to make out with someone who didn’t believe me but was still down with it?