Remake of this gifset because bless the new gif size limit.
This little old lady came to my register and gave me her business card and usually I don't pay attention to this kind of stuff but this time around it was worth the attention. She sells a pretty intense form of pepper spray and tasers. They also come in versions where it looks like a flashlight (but can also be used as a flashlight). Her business is called Damsel in Defense (which is brilliant btw). I'm pretty sure you can order from online... Hope this helps those who might need it.