don't mess with the bull

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It’s officially been three years since Alice was adopted. We went to The World of Coke to celebrate and she invited her friend, London. In true best friend fashion he surprised Alice with The Breakfast Club themed shoes and a canvas that he drew himself. The shoes feature illustrated quotes from Alice’s favorite character, John Bender;

“Screws fall out all the time. The world’s an imperfect place.”

And

“Will milk be made available to us?”

Afterward we went to The Varsity followed by a special presentation of The Breakfast Club on the couch. It’s Alice’s favorite day of the year and so far it’s been a good one.

Stereotypical Zodiac Signs
  • Aries: angry bull, gonna fuck u up, don't mess with me or my bitches
  • Taurus: ok- food, bed, yea, I'm done
  • Gemini: two faced BITCH will FUCK you uP never TRUST hA
  • Cancer: cry cry cry i need love
  • Leo: BITCH WHERE'S THE CAMERA, I NEED ATTENTION
  • Virgo: so pure. blessed child, smol bean
  • Libra: idfk, justice n equality n shit
  • Scorpio: emo sex god, always brooding in a fucking corner
  • Sagittarius: RAINBOW SPARKLES AND ALL THINGS PURE
  • Capricorn: who
  • Aquarius: I am the Tsundere of the Zodiacs. Call me Senpai
  • Pisces: so art, much dream, very wow, such water
Breakfast Club Roleplay Memes
  • We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.
  • I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either.
  • Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do you wish you didn't, right?
  • I'm a compulsive liar.
  • What about you dad?
  • The next screw that falls out will be you.
  • When you grow up, your heart dies.
  • Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
  • If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy.
  • Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.
  • Do you know how popular I am? I am so popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school.
  • Don't you ever, ever compare yourself to me, okay. You got everything, and I got shit.
  • You know what I got for Christmas? Oh, it was a banner fucking year at the old ______ family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up _____."
  • My God, are we gonna be like our parents?
  • You do everything everyone tells you to do and that is a problem.
  • That's very clever, sir. But what if there's a fire? I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children would be unwise at this juncture in your career, sir.
  • I'm thinkin' of tryin' out for a scholarship.
  • You're kind of sexy when you're angry.
  • I don't think either one of them gives a shit about me. It's like they use me just to get back at each other.
  • You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of you.
  • He's just doing it to get a rise out of you. Just ignore him.
  • I hate it. I hate having to go along with everything my friends say.
  • Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.
  • The next time I have to come in here I'm crackin' skulls.
  • You ought to spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people.
  • I'm not a winner because I want to be one. I'm a winner because I've got strength and speed... kinda like a racehorse. It's about how involved I am in what's happening to me.
  • Why is that door closed? WHY IS THAT DOOR CLOSED?
  • When I was a kid, I wanted to be John Lennon.
  • You keep eating your hand; you're not gonna be hungry for lunch.
  • Jesus Christ Almighty! What in God' s name is going on in here? What was that ruckus?
  • You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions.
  • We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong.
  • It's all because of me and my old man. God, I fucking hate him. He's like this mindless machine that I can't even relate to anymore.
  • Does that answer your question?
ASK MEME → BREAKFAST CLUB EDITION
  • "Does he slip you the hot beef injection?"
  • "Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?"
  • "Eat my shorts."
  • "Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
  • "Don't mess with the bull. You'll get the horns."
  • "Could you describe the ruckus?"
  • "Do you know how popular I am?"
  • "Why are you being so nice to me?"
  • "If I lose my temper you're totaled, man."
  • "You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of you."
  • "Being bad feels pretty good, huh?"
  • "Don't you ever talk about my friends."
  • "Just stick to the things you know; shopping, nail polish, your father's BMW, and your poor, rich drunk mother in the Caribbean."
  • "Hey, you're not urinating in here, man."
  • "Now is this the first time or the last time you do this to me?"
  • "So... what's your poison?"
  • "You're a lying sack of shit and everybody knows it."
  • "Keep your fuckin' hands off me!"
  • "Why didn't you want me to know that you are a virgin?"
  • "You know, I have just as, many feelings as you do and it hurts so much when someone steps all over them."
  • "Don't you ever, ever, compare yourself to me, "
  • "Are we gonna be like our parents?"
  • "You couldn't ignore me if you tried."
  • "Two hits... me hitting you, you hitting the floor."
  • "You don't talk to her, you don't look at her and you don't even think about her! You understand me?"
  • "Are you a virgin?"
  • "Yo wastoid, you're not gonna blaze up in here."
  • "You ought to spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people."
  • "You're kind of sexy when you're angry."
  • "Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat's what it is."