don't make fun with dead people

Long Ass List of Daredevil Sentence Starters
  • "Scream all you want. Come on, let me hear you scream. Scream loud. Nobody gives a shit down here."
  • "I gotta go bribe a cop."
  • "But seriously, yeah, I gotta go bribe a cop."
  • "Please stop giving my mom cigars."
  • "Look, I'm not asking you to do anything immoral."
  • "You've never done this before?"
  • "Maybe we can help each other."
  • "All I did was ask him for a drink."
  • "Define yourself by what you have, value the differences, make no apologies for what you lack."
  • "I thought I detected a whiff of virtue in there."
  • "But I'm awkward and unfashionable. Those things don't seem to apply to you."
  • "I just don't feel like going home okay?"
  • "So let's hop a few bars, not think about it."
  • "Your outfit kind of sucks, by the way."
  • "You haven't told me anything about you."
  • "Okay, good because I was starting to worry you might be in love with me."
  • "I drank the eel. Not a euphemism."
  • "And we are now filled with mighty eel strength!"
  • "After what you told me, I'm never going home again."
  • "I know you're scared, but I'm here to help you. Okay? - You don't have to be scared anymore."
  • "I make a heck of a latte, if you're interested."
  • "Facts have no moral judgment. They merely state what is. Not what we think of them, not what we feel."
  • "I know how hard this must be for you."
  • "You have no idea how any of this is for me."
  • "They have to pay for what they've done."
  • "They won't listen."
  • "We'll make them listen."
  • "You do not want to test me."
  • "You think this is still about you?"
  • "You should have just killed me. You coward."
  • "This is an offer, not an order."
  • "I did some digging into your, uh past activities."
  • "A man/woman that can be bought isn't worth having."
  • "I said you should move on. Didn't say anything about me."
  • "Even though our perception of it changes, one thing remains constant. The past can never be completely erased. It lingers."
  • "I've been lied to before by men/women. Some were even decent ones but they still felt the need to be dishonest about things that mattered."
  • "Hey, that's not a reason, it's an excuse."
  • "He's/She's like a sexual Rain Man."
  • "I want you to touch my face."
  • "Just tell me what you feel."
  • "You need anything else, you know where to find me."
  • "You want the short answer or the long one?"
  • "We need to contain this."
  • "Lying to that woman is impossible."
  • "Choose a side."
  • "I'm the closest he/she has to family. He'd/She'd do the same for me."
  • "That wasn't very smart, but it was fun watching you bleed."
  • "Life is not a fairy tale. Not everyone deserves a happy ending."
  • "Animals don't stop fighting. Not until one of them is dead."
  • "Admittedly, I'm a work in progress."
  • "Let's get this started."
  • "You know what they call stuff like that? Gifts. The special kind. The kind that very few people have. Or deserve."
  • "Smart don't come out of books, kid. Smart is making the right decision at the right time."
  • "Big world. Not all of it flowers and sunshine, and the only way guys like you and me can survive is to grab it by the throat and never let go."
  • "Are you gonna lie there all night or get up off your ass?"
  • "What a shithole."
  • "This is my life and I made something of it, without you."
  • "Relationships are a luxury men like you and me can't afford."
  • "Is that why you left? Huh? To protect me?"
  • "You got heart kid, but heart's not enough."
  • "Anger is a spark, good. Rage is a wildfire, out of control, therefore useless. Just like you."
  • "We all pay for our choices."
  • "I've learned a lot since you've been gone."
  • "You're a dick."
  • "Say that you want my help."
  • "I want you to help yourself."
  • "I don't need a friend. I need a soldier."
  • "In war, people die. If it's not you, it's the guy next to you."
  • "I swear I will not kill anybody. Pussy."
  • "Never is a man more good looking than when he is in love."
  • "You do your job, I'll do mine."
  • "On occasion some dickery may leak out, but doesn't mean I'm wrong."
  • "So, how long before I do something that pisses you off?"
  • "You can't listen to people like that. You have to just block them out."
  • "Yeah, you're just a guy, right? A really, really good-looking guy."
  • "If you weren't half dead, I would kick your ass."
  • "We're gonna be the best damn avocados this city has ever seen."
  • "Misspelling 'Hanukkah' is a mistake. Attempted murder is a little something else."
  • "Well, we seldom get everything we want. Not in this world."
  • "You were really something back in the day. When you had a soul."
  • "I'm not afraid to die."
  • "We'll be together, that's all that matters."
  • "You really think that this will change anything?"

anonymous asked:

Some people say that we don't focus on the plot like we focus on shipping, but the truth is that this show is a continuous plot-twist and the time isn't much so we focus on shipping to not spend time on something we know can be the exact opposite of what we say, lol. *I'm joking, obv. I'm not so DEAD SERIOUS*

I’m super focused on the lore.
Shipping is just “louder”.
And, in this case, the OTP’s development is also an important piece in the bigger picture (apparently), so bonus points for that.

Fans that make fun of Starco supporters because they (we!) supposedly do not care about the plot should watch the show with more attention. It’s not “making everything about Starco” when the show itself gives to Star and Marco’s evolving relationship so much focus.

anonymous asked:

Excuse me, but I was wondering if I can get some tips from you. I'm writing an AU that seemed fun with Jason Todd and Joseph Wilson (Jericho) and I was wondering if you could give me insight on Jason's thoughts about the dead titans including Jericho. It's still going to be different being an AU but I don't want to make Jason too OOC... Think you can help?

from Teen Titans v3 #29

As you can see, Jason is rather bitter that other dead Titans were revered while he was literally ignored. Honestly, I’d be pretty upset too if I were him. It’s his violent reaction that’s unreasonable, not his feelings about it. 

Jason tends to reduce certain people to concepts, such as Tim being “the replacement” and Dick being “the good son.” However, from an earlier post I made: 

Jason hates the idea of Dick, the golden boy who Bruce loves more and would kill for, rather than truly hating Dick himself. Unlike with Tim, in which Jason hates the idea and doesn’t care to know the person, Jason remembers who Dick himself is.

I think most Titans would fall into the Tim category; Jason didn’t know any of them well even if he was familiar with them (enough to recognize their statues, anyway). Exceptions seem to be Donna and Raven, and yet, Jason didn’t hesitate to destroy Donna’s statue when he was upset. When he ran into her later, she seemed to have a calming effect on him, so I think it’s safe to say that he just wasn’t in his right mind at the time and otherwise likes her. 

This post that I made about Jason’s history with the Titans might also provide some insight. 

Honestly, I’d say Jason might make the occasional rude, dramatic comment (as he is wont to do), but he wouldn’t be much more difficult to deal with than he usually is, especially with someone as friendly as Jericho (at least, from what I’ve read of Jericho??). 

I hope this helps! If you have any more questions, feel free to send another ask, or IM me. 

The signs and why you should hate them
  • Aries: Superior complex, arrogant, gets fired up about every little thing, challenges and wants to one-up everybody, acts like they're tough when all they do is cry at night
  • Taurus: Stubborn, doesn't change their minds eve when they know they're wrong, acts like the world is ending whenever they're a little sick, shallow, materialistic, uses everyone, jealous, lazy and expects you to do everything because no one matters but them
  • Gemini: Two faced, fake, acts like your friend only to make fun of you to their real friends, fucks you over just to have something to laugh about, acts like they know everything, makes up lies to prove their points, tries to debate everyone even though they play the devils advocate and have identity issues.
  • Cancer: Moody as hell, must walk on eggshells with them or they'll cry in their bed at night, pessimistic, they could nag the paint off the walls, clingy, paranoid as shit, needs constant reassurance because their self esteem does not exist..
  • Leo: Conceited, acting like they're the shit, whines about fucking everything, sore losers, refuse to do anything at all because it might hurt their inflated ego, possessive, acts like they think they're pretty but in reality they're jealous of all of their friends and wish they could be them
  • Virgo: Psycho, makes everything seem more complicated than it actually is, throws hissy fits like a child all the time, criticize others but can't take advice because they see it as an insult, expects everything to be perfect, never pleased because of their need for perfection, judgmental as fuck.
  • Libra: Superficial twats, they think they're charming so they lie and tell people what they want to hear because that's all they know how to do, unreliable because they lie so much, conceited and always looking in the mirror, lazy, cant make up their mind, boring as hell - physically and personality-wise but thinks they look like a fucking god.
  • Scorpio: Jealous of everyone they ever come in contact with, resentful, will probably sleep with their best friends significant other to feel better about themselves, manipulative, they have anger issues so they always want revenge, hides their emotions because behind closed doors they're always crying, too black and white about everything, fucking insane and belongs in a mental hospital, acts sexual but never gets laid because they're boring
  • Sagittarius: Careless about everyone and everything... except themselves, immature, feels bad about themselves so they make fun of everyone and call it being "straightforward", if you don't do things their way they tell you you're wrong, likes to control people, acts like they want to help people but in reality they want to bring everyone down to their level
  • Capricorn: Nervous about everything, acts like everything is okay when they are falling apart on the inside, they are so stubborn and think they're perfect so they will never change their views, wants everyone dead all the time, easily hurt over the tiniest things, bad attitudes, moody, all they care about is what they look like to other people
  • Aquarius: Unpredictable tempers, likes to freak out over stupid shit, god complex, they literally think of themselves as gods but really they are spoiled little children, they don't know how to shut up and listen, they think they're smart so they always offer advice, they can't keep a relationship because they're the most unromantic detached emotionless twats you'll ever come across, they got literally nothing going for them which is why they always get rejected
  • Pisces: Cry babies, pretending to be innocent while getting everyone else into deep shit, a backstabber, flakey, if you ask them to do one little thing it'll take them 3 years to do it, they're all drug addicts and alcoholics, they're lazy and oversensitive (they're probably crying while reading this right now), if theres a speck of responsibility strolling their way they will avoid it at all costs, only does nice things for people so they can get something in return, has anger issues, cries nonstop, distant in every relationship they have, loves their exes more than their current boyfriends, they will fight for human rights but spit in a persons face, they like to escape reality and have the rest of us deal with it because they're weak cowards.

A list of what the coach put in the notebooks:

kazu - beat kazu

haru - beat haru

mizo - show your true se- no wait keep it to yourself jc

ton - “seiseki”

ichiro - we all know you’re injured, baka

gen - your rival is still ichiro

sho - visit sakura

kin - “be a man”

gin - not even your bro

dou - not even your bro

hisashi - people are different you mongrel

takeru - seriously just chill out

takuya - don’t spoil your bro or you’ll spoil the broth

takumi - he’s only your bro

saku - be a dragon

chen - get everyone to stick their leg in the air

Queridos amigos internacionales

(Dear international friends)

I am a Mexican, born in Mexico from Mexican parents and I’m currently living in Mexico and I give you all permission to celebrate, sell, make, buy, wear, eat, play with, and talk about absolutely anything you want pertaining to Día de Muertos / Day of the Dead without it being cultural appropiation.

A real Mexican™ said so, so you’re in the clear. Have fun, remember the fallen, and Feliz Día de muertos!

The Signs as Mark Gray quotes:
  • Aries: What? Did I say you could touch me?
  • Taurus: I'm hungry. Do you have any food?
  • Gemini: Hey, don't go. Don't go. Don't go. Please. Don't go, don't leave me. Please don't leave me. I'm just so lonely without you.
  • Cancer: It's an important distinction. I'm sorry. I have to initiate all bodily contact. I have a mild case of haphephobia, and you need to read up on it if you want this to work.
  • Leo: Hey, will you shut up? Nobody's talking to you.
  • Virgo: I can touch you, but you can't touch me. You understand?
  • Libra: Torture's not really my thing.
  • Scorpio: I don't want to have sex. Everything's always about sex. I'm not opposed to it, but...it's not as important as people make it. I think touching is more important. If you do it right, you can feel it always. Even after you stop.
  • Sagittarius: Why am I letting you guys have all the fun?
  • Capricorn: Come on, let's go kill some people.
  • Aquarius: Oh, wow. Are you slow? Lady, you're already dead. It's really just a matter of how bad it's gonna hurt.
  • Pisces: You sure? I could do a different pose. I could take my clothes off, whatever you want.

anonymous asked:

I think what weirds me out about the nb/trans headcanons about Hamilton stuff is these people are actual real people that existed? Not fictional? You don't exactly headcanon, say, Obama as trans, you don't change a gender for fun of real people.

ok this i do not agree with seeing as how a) despite being based on real historical people these are still very much fictional characters from a musical we are talking about here and b) even if they WEREN’T it still wouldn’t be equivalent to making Obama Headcanons because he is a living relevant man and u are talking about a bunch of dudes who have been dead for 200 years and immortalized into these weird conceptual figureheads

anonymous asked:

Expose vegan to the masses? Jesus wept are you kidding me? Drone footage. You're car breaking down. What phone case to buy. Your videos are glorified, self centred, egotistic drivel. Seriously! Suppose it's okay for teenagers that are so dead inside themselves to time fill with your dross, but please, don't preach your fan girl shit as, spreading the message. You don't even recycle babe. Can't take life serious from a fashionable vegan. You got the shirt, not the heart.

COOL STORY BRO 😭

I don’t recycle? 😂 where do your trolls even get your information?

Keep going about your pathetic life (where you spend your days sending me hate mail) while I turn hundreds/thousands of people vegan, by making it look fun, “cool”, easy and healthy!!

Obviously your method is so much more effective.. Oh wait, I’m sorry who are you?

👋🏼🖕🏼✊🏼

anonymous asked:

I don't know what makes some customers who barely know me make fun of me just because I make mistakes but it hurts. I had a coworker over hear these girls make fun of me and she looked at them dead in the eye and refused to ring them up. She told them if you're going to make fun of my friend got to another line. I'm tired of grown adults making fun of people who make less than them and mistakes it makes me feel useless

anonymous asked:

I've seen your answer about using real people in fiction, and not being harmful and all that, but I was wondering: I'm writing in WWII Germany. Obviously some people support Hitler, and others don't. My main characters end up in a camp, and hate Hitler and the Nazis, etc. Other characters are Nazis and support Nazi Germany for different reasons. Is it still ok for characters to talk badly about Hitler, Nazi Germany, etc.?

Nearly every WWII story talks badly about/makes fun of Hitler and the Nazis.

Also Hitler is dead, so it’s not like he can sue you.

How Fandoms Have Messed Me Up
  • me: why would u make a deal with a demon that's stupid
  • me: *watches shows with demons* oh no they're hot
  • me: okay well clearly you shouldn't try to bring people back from the dead
  • me: *watches shows where they try to bring people back to life* okay i'm going to try a human transmutation that looks like fun
  • me: alright well pentagrams and stuff like that is demonic i'm a good kid i'll stay away from that
  • me: *continues to watch spn, fma, black butler, etc.* wait what if i got a blood seal tattoo. or an anti-possession tattoo. that'd be rad.

anonymous asked:

Boy, nothing I love more than hearing a bunch of California-ass San Fran snobs shitting on fast food, the midwest, and overweight people working shitty jobs. It might seem like all fun and games to you guys but the subject of so much of your jokes are targeted towards real people. I work a dead end job and getting to eat Wendy's or KFC once a week or so is a privilege. I love your podcast but I don't think I can listen anymore because all you do is punch down and make me feel like a bad person.

Nothing I like more than getting a totally pissed off, yet not entirely unfounded comment on my personal blog, which I can’t actually answer without making an entire public post about it that I can’t even know for sure that you’ll even read.

On this week’s Comedy Button, we made fun of fast food advertising. Specifically, a Wendy’s commercial that encourages people to reward themselves for doing practically nothing (I believe the examples used in the jingle are sitting through their kids’ recital and putting off doing the laundry) with fast food. Like, that’s literally the ad campaign. Sorry if it bugs you that a bunch of “California-ass San Fran snobs” make fun of something like that, but spoiler alert, that entire ad campaign was probably cobbled together by people very much like us. If they weren’t San Fran Snobs, they were probably L.A. Shit-Vampires.

I bought twenty bucks worth of Taco Bell and ate entirely too much of it before falling asleep halfway through the movie Gremlins. Immediately before recording this week’s episode, the four of us ordered a “Carnivore’s Delight” pizza because Ryan wasn’t there this week, and he won’t eat anything but plain cheese. As far as “California-ass San Fran snobs” go, we’re at least a couple arms-lengths away from the organic gluten-free paleo crowd.

Like, I’m sorry if you work a dead-end job, and your only solace in life is eating at Wendy’s or KFC once a week. No sarcasm, that sounds fucking crappy, and I hope you get out of there. We weren’t trying to offend you or shit all over your lifestyle. We were, however, taking a few shots at corporations that turn billions of dollars in profit by feeding Americans garbage while simultaneously employing them for subhuman wages, and launching marketing campaigns straight out of They Live or Idiocracy. The Comedy Button, meanwhile, is a handful of dudes who make stupid jokes on a free weekly podcast, which has been free for three years, and which will stay free as long as it exists, with really no ulterior motives than to fucking entertain people.

If we said the wrong thing, you have my apologies. We’re not in this to bully or belittle any actual human beings, we’re just trying to make at least one hour of your week a little more bearable.