don't look in the trash can

okay but tater is absolutely the biggest baby ever when it comes to scary movies. we’re talking even the slightest hint of a scary scene and tater just nopes the heck out of there. like, he still can’t watch the hunchback of notre dame all the way through.

but he is definitely not going to mention that to kent. especially since he knows that kent loves that he’s so big and strong and tater’s pretty sure that ‘screams like a little girl at cgi monsters’ does not fit that description.

except it’s a date weekend and kent’s put on his netflix list of 'quintessential american films that you need to watch tater, how have you not watched these you weirdo’ and then. gremlins comes on. and tater is excited!! gizmo is so cute!! but then the actual gremlins come along and look. tater is a Big and Strong hockey player. he is definitely not scared by evil reptilian dolls. no siree.

it takes kent approximately 2.3 seconds to notice. 'babe,’ he says slowly, 'are you scared?’

'no way,’ alexei 'no pokerface’ mashkov forces out. for a second all kent can do is stare at his giant, russian teddy bear of a boyfriend before he basically lifts tater onto his lap. 'how are you this cute??’ he grins with a face of brown curls. and while tater is pretty terrified he’s also?? all warm on the inside??? because this gorgeous, talented, loving man is His Boyfriend

(that night kent is woken up by tater shaking his arm and plaintively whispering, 'hey…can I be little spoon now?’ and kent just MELTS. tater doesn’t mind scary movies too much after that.)

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By the way man, this why we work well together, you know? You see free soup, you make a decision to eat it.

For fucks sake. Google knows to much, I need to quit the Internet cold turkey. @secretschuylersister I know I don’t know you, but I feel like you can appreciate this and be just as worried as I am… please send help 😂

in the same way that wash isn’t capable of dying, is he actually able to kill things? like he can shoot things really well, but the meta survived his attack and was only eventually killed by the reds and blues, sharkface survived an attack involving him and a massive collapsing building, donut didn’t die even tho he got shot point blank, what i’m saying here is that wash’s cockroach like abilities are apparently transferred via bullet according to relevance and south dakota is probably alive

do you love philip & lukas like they love each other? then this is definitely the network for you

what to do;

mbf philkas trash 1 & philkas trash 2
reblog this post (likes are for bookmarking!)

must reach 40 notes or it didn’t happen

what we’re looking for;

blogs with some kind of tag system, nice bloggers & people who obviously would do anything for philkas

what you’ll get;

a bunch of emotional friends too invested in this ship
a spot on the network page
possibly a kik chat so that we can cry together after every episode

deadline is december 1! you can track #philkasnet for any updates, and to then post all your edits, gifs, or selfies so that we can love u <3 ps. never forget that philip told his mom about lukas & if she were alive lukas would tell his mom about philip b y e

Hiccstrid’s moments are great! I am happy people somehow find the way to gif fave scenes!!! I am so busy to make posts (gifs) and also I don’t have the show with the good quality (1080p) yet. soooo I’will try to keep reblogging of course all spoilers!!!!!!!!!!! ALL SPOILERS !! and tagging them :) Kiss scenes are amazing! I can’t stop looking at them.. I want to see it again and again and again and AGAIN…omg I am a ship trash! 

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Well, I can’t argue with Godstiel, but since I’m bottom!Cas trash and you’re amazing, please accept this basket of bunnies and when you’re looking for something silly to draw keep Cas and Larry in mind preferably with a watching jealous/aroused Dean

Haha! Alright! I thought you were going for something else because half my dashboard does when the ominious Larry and the bunnies are mentioned.

Something like this:

(I’m an expert at turning everyone into the heroine of a shojo manga. Round of applause for me.)

Disclaimer: Obviously is perfectly legitimate to be happy about Dean with bunnies and expert at mechanical bull riding Dean. I’d certainly derive joy from it too if Cas was up on it. ;3

Okay, i’m late but i’m not sure if you guys noticed that if this is the reflection of both, John and Mycroft, Sherlock is looking at John.

I’m not talking about this being a MP or not, I leave that meta to other people. But please, if IT IS A MIRROR, you can see that his body is leaning toward John’s side

I know i’m trash drawing, but look at his shoulders. The left (our left) is not at the same level of the right shoulder. You can tell for his shirt too. And even his face is a little turned to John’s side. And Martin is closer to Sherlock than Mycroft. 

Here we go again. Keep in mind that i’m trash. 

So his right shoulder is closer to the camera, because he is a little bit turned to John’s side. They didn’t want it to be so obvious, because is a trailer, and Benedict don’t make this kind of mistakes.

Sorry for my english and I hope i made myself clear. 

VLD Team Meets VLF Team
  • VLF Lance: Hey kid,, smoke this *hands VLD Lance a cigarette*
  • VLD Lance: oH mYJgod whAt WHAT if ShIro fInds OuT !!!
  • -
  • VLF Hunk: *heavily accented* Heya there bud, nice to meet ya!
  • VLD Hunk: w o w can u say that just oneeee more time
  • -
  • VLD and VLF Pidge: *adjusts glasses*
  • VLD and VLF Pidge: FUCK.
  • -
  • VLD Keith: (thinking) just don't say anything he's you he's like the same ok don't freak out Keith you can avoid all of this if you just-
  • VLF Keith: Hiiiiiii thereeee!!! :DDD
  • VLD Keith: shit
  • -
  • Sven: These must've been... my.. my... friends...
  • Shiro: *yelling across space* thATS IT YOU GO BOYS!! *turns towards Sven* I DIDNT RAISE MY BOYS TO BE THIS GOOD FOR NOTHING!!

anonymous asked:

Ah, I see. *scribbles down info* I have noticed that in your tags that television shows had you locating things. Have you been in shows before? Preferably game shows?

HONESTLY, BROTHER. I KNOW SKELETONS RARELY HAVE NOSES. BUT I DISTINCTLY RECALL THAT HORRIBLE NIGHT WHEN WE WERE CHILDREN!
YOU ACCIDENTALLY REMOVED THE NOSE I DIDN’T KNOW I HAD, AND THEN TOLD ME THAT SWIPER SWIPED IT FROM YOU!
I HAVEN’T FOUND THAT FOX, OR MY NOSE, SINCE!

Chapter reaction:

  • the Vinsmoke men continue to disgust me
  • did the banana-haired sonovabastard call Nami “it”????
  • they’re such absolute trash cans, they’re fucking garbage, I can’t believe people like them, I can’t believe people fucking ship them with Sanji, I feel like I’m gonna vomit
  • ………………….. Luffy looks like an old man and I know it’s supposed to be serious and touching but I’m just … lol
  • “I dropped it on the way” FIRST OF ALL, ODA, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
  • I WASN’T ALL THAT EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT THE FIRST TIME BUT NOW……. HOW FUCKING DARE…..
  • I don’t like the look on Sanji’s face. I’m actually scared.
  • “I have no obligation to them and they’re definitely all rotten to the core” fucking eat it Vinsmokefuckers the only reason he doesn’t have it in him to let them die is he’s so fucking kind and none of that is thanks to them.
  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SANJIIIIIIIIII MY PRECIOUS SON I’M CRYING  SO MUCH HE WANTS TO GO HOME I’M GONNA DIE FJKADDSDGHGJ
  • “I somehow still want to save those scumbags that I don’t even think of as my family”
  • I KNOW I SAID I’D BE PISSED IF THINGS TURNED OUT THIS WAY BUT I’M NOT!!!! BECAUSE IT’S WORDED SO WELL!!!!! AND LUFFY SAID IT PERFECTLY – THAT’S JUST SANJI!!!!! HE’S SO GOOD!!!!! I’M CRYING SOMEONE HOLD ME—-

LOOK AT THIS BLESSED IMAGE *FLIES INTO THE SUN*

accustomed

summary: she never knows what to do with her hands. shallura.
also read on: ao3
notes: blehhhh, ignore me and my current state of shallura trash.


After the Five Paladins are told who and what exactly they are, Princess Allura sighs deeply.

Whatever Coran will say to convince her, Allura still does not think that these Earthlings are the interstellar legendary defense force that she’s been looking for. Four creatures—young even by their planet’s standards—and sure, the Black Paladin is the oldest one of them but even he doesn’t seem recovered or at least completely put together—less so prepared to function as the core of Voltron.

Well—she’ll take who she can get, right?

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also the fuck i’m shook look jughead says to archie that he should talk to betty ……. because he would have appreciated that when they ?? had a fight ?? and i was thinking
betty has a crush on archie and the fight between them kind of started with that
so
this has to be the same reason archie and jughead fought sorry i Don’t Make The Rules

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kira being worried about stiles in 3.23 (✿◠‿◠)