Part 1, Chapter 5: Signs & Wonders
You know what I love more than anything else? Cruise control. I love cruise control more than I love most of my family members. And sorry to all aunts and uncles and cousins, you are great people. That cramp in your ankle from holding the gas pedal at the angle just so is the devil. And cruise control is the host of Heaven banishing it away. It is the kind word in a strange country, the rain after a drought.
Did that billboard have the word “fart” on it? I probably misread it. Bleary eyes.