don't look at me don't touch me i don't wanna talk about it no

Ed Sheeran sentence starters
  • "I saw a shooting star and thought of you."
  • "You were lying next to me, I looked across and fell in love."
  • "If you wanna put this on me, that’s fine, I never blamed you for anything at all."
  • "The world looks better through your eyes."
  • "It's only been one night of love and maybe that is not enough."
  • "If I fall for you, would you fall too?"
  • "It's not a homeless life for me, it's just I'm home less than I'd like to be."
  • "I haven't slept for the past week, two hours ain't enough for me."
  • "I'm drunk off last nights whisky and coke."
  • "You can stay with me forever or you could stay with me for now."
  • "Outside the day is up and calling, but I don't have to be so, please go back to sleep."
  • "Never been better since all the therapy."
  • "And you know, if I let you go, I'll still keep you safe."
  • "You are the one I fall asleep with but never wake up to."
  • "The worst things in life come free to us."
  • "I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed."
  • "What didn't kill me, it never made me stronger at all."
  • "I know I'll never hold you like I used to."
  • "I'll be drunk again to feel a little love."
  • "I know you'll never love me like you used to."
  • "I found your hair band on my bedroom floor, the only evidence that you've been here before."
  • "I don't drink like everybody else, I do it to forget things about myself."
  • "There's no chance that we'll work it out."
  • "I said that's fine, but you're the only one that knows I lied."
  • "Everybody said we'd be together forever."
  • "Everything's great and everything's sure, but you live in your halls and I live in a tour bus."
  • "Pain is only relevant if it still hurts."
  • "If I was gonna go somewhere, I'd be there by now."
  • "I should ink my skin with your name."
  • "I should run you a hot bath and fill it up with bubbles."
  • "You should never cut your hair 'cause I love the way you flick it off your shoulder."
  • "You will never know just how beautiful you are to me."
  • "Maybe you're hoping for a fairy tale, too."
  • "This is the start of something beautiful."
  • "And it's dark in a cold December, but I've got you to keep me warm."
  • "I'm out of touch, I'm out of love."
  • "I think I love you better now."
  • "Playing a different show every night in front of a new crowd."
  • "Let me sing and do my thing and move to greener pastures."
  • "You need me, man, I don’t need you."
  • "Never be anything but a singer-songwriter, yeah."
  • "People think that I’m bound to blow up."
  • "I haven’t got a house, plus I live on a couch."
  • "They say I’m up and coming like I'm fucking in an elevator."
  • "Settle down with me, and I'll be your safety, you'll be my lady."
  • "I'm falling for your eyes, but they don't know me yet."
  • "Give me love like her, 'cause lately I've been waking up alone."
  • "All I want is the taste that your lips allow."
  • "Give me love like never before, 'cause lately I've been craving more."
  • "It's been a while but I still feel the same... maybe I should let you go."
  • "Another love that's gone to waste."
  • "If I kissed you, will your mouth read this truth?"
  • "Darling, how I miss you."
  • "You made me scream, but then I made you cry."
  • "Maybe you should learn to love her like the way you wanna be loved."
  • "I never told her that I liked the way she dances slightly out of time and pretends she knows the words to a song she's never heard."
  • "You’re not her, though I try to see you differently."
  • "I will try to find another one who suited me as well as her."
  • "We never even tried, we never even talked, we never even thought in the long run."
  • "Whenever it was painful, whenever I was away, I’d miss you."
  • "I didn't mean to break your heart."
  • "Everybody falls apart sometimes."
  • "I know you've found another one, but won't you just hold me tonight."
  • "They don't know we don't speak anymore."
  • "I will stop trying to fall in love again... it never works out anyway."
  • "But I am not anything like I was."
  • "I don't wanna lose a lover and friend in one night if that's alright."
  • "I shouldn't have fucked with your mind and your life too many times."
  • "I never meant to sleep around, I was just lonely."
  • "When I see my future, it is with you."
  • "We're not friends, nor have we ever been."
  • "If they find out, will it all go wrong?"
  • "We're not friends, we could be anything."
  • "Friends don't treat me like you do."
  • "Tell me that you turned down the man who asked for your hand 'cause you're waiting for me."
  • "I know, you're gonna be away a while, but I've got no plans at all to leave."
  • "Just promise me, you'll never leave again."
  • "Just promise me, you'll always be a friend."
  • "Everything changes, but we'll be strangers if we see this through."
  • "I've been sat with you for most of the night, ignoring everybody here."
  • "Don't you worry if I disappear."
  • "I'm not really looking for another mistake."
  • "I was never looking for a friend."
  • "Maybe you could swing by my room around ten, baby, bring a lemon and a bottle of gin."
  • "Baby, if you wanted me then you should've just said."
  • "Maybe we'll go together and just figure it out."
  • "Trust and respect is what we do this for."
  • "You didn't need to take him to bed that's all."
  • "I never saw him as a threat until you disappeared with him to have sex of course."
  • "It's not like we were both on tour, we were staying on the same fucking hotel floor."
  • "I wasn't looking for a promise or commitment, but it was never just fun and I thought you were different."
  • "This is not the way you realize what you wanted."
  • "It's a bit too much, too late if I'm honest."
  • "Getting high as two kites when we needed to breathe."
  • "I'd disappear, you'd call me selfish, I understand but I can't help it."
  • "So we can either deal with the pain and wait to get on a plane."
  • "You should go, 'cause I ain't ever coming home."
  • "I've been livin' on the road, but then again you should know."
  • "You won't ever be alone... wait for me to come home."
  • "Loving can heal, loving can mend your soul."
  • "When I'm away, I will remember how you kissed me."
  • "How'd I get so faded?"
  • "I feel the chemicals burn in my bloodstream."
  • "I've been looking for a lover, thought I'd find her in a bottle."
  • "I'll be feeling this tomorrow."
  • "You look so wonderful in your dress, I love your hair like that."
  • "We are surrounded by all of these lies and people who talk too much."
  • "You got the kind of look in your eyes as if no one knows anything but us."
  • "All that you are is all that I'll ever need."
  • "Just don’t expect me back this evening."
  • "I love him from my skin to my bones but I don’t wanna live in his home."
  • "I was raised to keep quiet."
  • "I don't wanna hate you."
  • "I kind of knew you liked the dude from private school."
  • "I knew he had his eyes on you."
  • "He's not the right guy for you."
  • "Don't hate me 'cause I write the truth."
  • "I would never lie to you but it was never fine to lose you."
  • "I'm just disgusted with the skeletons you sleep with in your closet."
  • "Fact is you're mad at me because I backtrack so casually."
  • "You're practically my family, if we married then I'll guess you'd have to be."
  • "Tragically our love just lost the will to live, but would I kill to give it one more shot? I think not."
  • "I don't love you, baby, I don't need you... I don't want you anymore."
  • "I'm not cut out for life on the road 'cause I didn't know I'd miss you this much."
  • "I guess I'm not the man that you need."
  • "Ever since you went to uni, I've been sofa surfing with a rucksack full of less cash and I guess that could get bad."
  • "When I broke the industry, that's when I broke your heart."
  • "I was supposed to chart and celebrate, but good things are over fast."
  • "I tend to turn you off and switch on my professional features, then I turn the music off and all I'm left with is to pick up my personal pieces."
  • "Success is nothing if you have no one left to share it with."
  • "I know you have a day job, but mine is 24/7."
  • "I still love you and I need you by my side if I could."
  • "The irony is if my career and music didn't exist, in 6 years, you'd probably be my wife with a kid."
  • "I'll die from a thrill, go down in history as just a wasted talent."
  • "Eventually I'll be fine, I know that it was never meant to be."
  • "These things happen for a reason and you can't change shit."
  • "Take my apology, I'm sorry for the honesty, but I had to get this off my chest."
  • "I will be loving you 'til we're 70."
  • "People fall in love in mysterious ways."
  • "I fall in love with you every single day."
  • "For four years I never had a place to stay."
  • "At 16 years old, I moved out of my home."
  • "I tattooed the lyrics onto my arm."
  • "I'll hold ya and you'll think of him."
  • "I'll never trust you again, you can just be a friend."
  • "If we should die tonight, then we should all die together."
The beginnings of love for the signs
  • If you have a girl in mind check Venus+moon
  • If you have a boy in mind check Mars+moon
  • Check sun if you wish ;)
  • Aries: lots of hand gestures and eye contact and facial expressions whenever you two have a conversation (you'll love it and soak it all up), lots of food dates (they want to make sure you're comfortable around them), picking you up and twirling you around and quick cheek kisses, "you always calm me down"
  • Taurus: they'll show you the secret places they go to chill (this can be anything from a flower garden to Starbucks to an underground club just be ready honestly), they'll let you push them around like no one else dares to, they'll tell you that you're different and special (because in their eyes you're truly one of a kind), "oh, you have to go? Are you sure your don't want to stay around just a little longer?"
  • Gemini: expect lots of chats over the phone (they've realized that they can't hear your laugh or your stutters through text), "looks" from across the room when something stupid happens, just chilling at your place sounds like a good time to them, "hey, you're just like me"
  • Cancer: nose scrunching and suppressed smirks when you say something dirty (you could tell they were thinking the same thing), lots of high fives quick touches, asking lots of questions about you (they'll wriggle out of answering yours, but they're just trying to make sure you're one of their kind) "thanks for being patient with me"
  • Leo: whispers in your ear (they don't have to, but you can feel their grin on your cheek), bodies pressed together type hugs, admitting to stalking your social media (you'll call them a creep but you'll be blushing), "you know, I'd do anything for you..."
  • Virgo: they could listen to you speak all day (they love learning more about you), little things that go almost unnoticed (like putting an umbrella in your car or buying you new headphones when you complain about your others), you'll get to see their silly side (and you'll love it), "don't worry I'll take care of it"
  • Libra: they'll talk about how well you two look together (they'll want lots of pics of you two or just you), introduces you to friends and family, your head rested on their arm or their head in the nook of your neck (you're their safe place now), "I like you, you're genuine. it's really... refreshing, you know?"
  • Scorpio: mixing paints until they find the exact shade of your eyes (even if they're brown, they're a special kind of brown to them), opening their mouth to say something then closing it immediately because they don't want to scare you away, touches that linger a little bit too long to be just friendly, "finally, SOMEONE understands!"
  • Sagittarius: lots and lots of jokes made to get under your skin (throw it back at 'em twice as hard), making lots of plans because they really wanna hang out with you, all Sagittarius's are philosophers just wait and they'll show you, "hey I saw this thing and it sorta reminded me of you so here you go"
  • Capricorn: showing you what they geek about (believe me, it's there), gloating about how much better you two are than everyone else, arms over shoulders and hands around your waist randomly (just to shock you ) "I've always needed someone like you in my life"
  • Aquarius: pinching your cheek (just so that they can touch your face), saying things that the two of you are gonna do in the future, bringing you around their friends (and their face lighting up when you charm their asses off) "I can talk with you for hours and about anything... weird right?"
  • Pisces: daydreaming about running into you (even if it's just between classes), them showing you their secret hobbies, they stare into your eyes just a little bit too long (what even is too long?) "I can't believe you're real"
  • Ethan: (showing a picture of a baby) Proper good-looking, he is. Do you reckon?
  • Aaron: I dunno. They all look the same to me.
  • Ethan: You got any?
  • Aaron: Nah. I look after my little sister, tough. Well, try, anyway. (Jason coming in) All right, mate?
  • Jason: Mate? I don't think so. Well, come on, princess. Aren't you gonna tell Ethan what the score is?
  • Aaron: I don't know what you're talking about.
  • Jason: Well, it's the three Gs innit? Grasses... guards... and gays. I hate 'em all.
  • Aaron: And what's that gotta do with me?
  • Jason: Did you know you were sharing with a queen?
  • Ethan: No way, man. He's got my poster and everything.
  • Jason: So how come blondie were having a grope? I spotted him. Feeling you up under the table.
  • Ethan: Jason, I reckon you got it wrong -
  • Aaron: Yoou know what? It's fine. So I'm gay. What of it? What are you gonna do about it?
  • Jason: Whoa, steady on. I don't want no freak touching me. It's just... it's puffs. They make me wanna puke.
  • Aaron: I've got the same thing with bigots. Funny old world, innit?
  • Jason: You looking for a slap?
  • Aaron: Try it. (somebody whistles)
  • Jason: Well, it must be your lucky day. saved by the guards. Don't worry. I'm gonna have you.
A meeting of the Sans
  • sans1 has just created the room
  • sans2 has joined the room
  • sans1: hey sans.
  • sans2: hi sans.
  • sans1: any change over in your timeline?
  • sans2: eh. not really. the kid keeps botching his genocide run.
  • sans1: they still haven't given up on that, have they?
  • sans2: in a way. they always stop at my bro, thank god. speaking of, how is he on your end? you got a pacifist run, right?
  • sans1: yeah. he's studying for his permit. undyne is teaching him the ropes.
  • sans2: niiiiiice. what caught on fire this time?
  • sans3 has joined the room
  • sans1: nothing, but they did manage to destroy an old warehouse the other day. we've been told we're saving the city millions by letting them practice in destruction zones.
  • sans3: hey sans and sans. talking about papyrus?
  • sans1: hey, sans. yeah, post-pacifist and learning to drive from undyne.
  • sans3: nice. what caught on fire this time?
  • sans1: nothing.
  • sans3: really?
  • sans2: i know, i'm so proud of him.
  • sans3: hey sans. still on botched genocide?
  • sans2: yeah. hope the kid gives up soon, it's giving me a heart attack every time they approach papyrus.
  • sans3: yeah... god i miss him.
  • sans1: don't tell me. genocide?
  • sans3: the kid's taking a break from being dunked on.
  • sans2: how many times have you won?
  • sans3: 107. i know it's only a matter of time, but isn't that approaching the record?
  • sans1: dude, i think the record was 618.
  • sans4 has joined the room
  • sans3: oh man, really? so much for my record.
  • sans4: hey guys. dunking record?
  • sans3: yup. 107.
  • sans4: dude, nice.
  • sans3: oh, actually make that 108. brb
  • sans3 has left the room
  • sans2: christ how does he keep that up?
  • sans1: i hear the sanses in the genocide runs get numb a lot faster.
  • sans2: that's hard to believe for me. i still break into a cold sweat when my papyrus is facing the kid, and he always backs down in my timeline.
  • sans4: they're still at that?
  • sans2: yeah. can we move on to a lighter topic of conversation?
  • sans4: ah man sans, i didn't mean to rattle your bones or anything.
  • sans1: tibia honest, i didn't wanna make light of your situation.
  • sans2: heh. want me to pull papyrus in here? he'd hate this.
  • sans5 has joined the room
  • sans4: nah. he deserves a break every once in awhile.
  • sans5: hey guys. can't stay for long, about to head out. just wanted to check in.
  • sans1: hey sans. what's the rush?
  • sans5: date.
  • sans2: oooooooooh
  • sans1: oh oh oh oh
  • sans4: c'mon spill the beans man
  • sans5: heh, alright. post pacifist, toriel.
  • sans4: i can relate. i'm with toriel in my timeline, too.
  • sans5: how long?
  • sans4: about two years, now. first date on your end?
  • sans5: that obvious?
  • sans4: i can't even see you and i can tell you're rattling your bones.
  • sans2: wait, who's toriel?
  • sans1: the lady behind the door.
  • sans1: let's focus on what's important right now. namely, embarrassing sans before he goes on his first date.
  • sans5: wait. what.
  • sans4: i agree totally. hey sans, toriel really likes touching the rib cage. just saying.
  • sans5: oh
  • sans4: and watch it, she's a cuddler. like, you've seen how she hugs frisk? just wait until she gets her paws on you. like being wrapped in a thick, furry blanket.
  • sans5: oooooooooh
  • sans4: and if it goes well, she has this really cute dress that
  • sans5: i came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
  • sans2: guys if i laugh any harder i'll wake papyrus up
  • sans4: alright alright. seriously though, she prefers white wine, she'll expect a kiss at the end but she'll be fine if you're too flustered, and avoid talking about asgore, unless you immediately turn it into a pun. her favorite is the "my aim is getting better" one. if she's comfortable enough to initiate that herself, you're golden. that help?
  • sans5: yeah. thanks.
  • sans4: also, she has this sweet spot right at her thigh. she'll make this adorable bleating/giggle and you know you've got the right spot.
  • sans5: okay wow it looks like time i should go
  • sans5 has left the room
  • sans4: he'll be fine.
  • sans1: so toriel, huh? weird.
  • sans4: why's that?
  • sans1: honestly, i can't see myself with anyone but mettaton.
  • sans4: oh my god, mettaton?
  • sans2: dude. dude. whoa.
  • sans1: what? what's wrong with that?
  • sans4: my papyrus is dating mettaton in my timeline.
  • sans1: your papyrus is in a relationship? mine's aro.
  • sans2: and meanwhile i'm sitting in a timeline where papyrus just has a huge crush on the rectangle.
  • sans6 has joined the room
  • sans1: that's just... bizarre.
  • sans2: and chatting with parallel timeline versions of yourself isn't?
  • sans1: point taken.
  • sans6: hey guys. what's up?
  • sans4: quick, who are you in a relationship with?
  • sans6: uh... gaster?
  • sans2: ...
  • sans4: uh, ew.
  • sans1: whoa.
  • sans6: hey man, don't kinkshame me bro.
  • sans4: dude, he's my dad in my timeline?
  • sans6: your dad? freaky.
  • sans2: oh you poor soul. he was just my lab partner in my timeline.
  • sans1: it's... weird for me.
  • sans4: okay, i'm really curious. how weird?
  • sans1: well, "gaster" is actually the name me and pap used to call ourselves before he split into us two.
  • sans6: oh yeah, i've met a sans like that.
  • sans2: i sure haven't. when does he get on?
  • sans6: time is relative, but i think early morning?
  • sans2: ah. that explains it.
  • sans4: yeah, the only reason i get out of bed in the mornings is because toriel practically drags me out on my feet.
  • sans2: papyrus does the same for me.
  • sans6: so... wait. does this mean, from a multiversal sense, i'm engaging in both incest and selfcest?
  • sans1: hey, this is a judgement free zone dude.
  • sans3 has joined the room
  • sans4: you're the one who said not to kinkshame you.
  • sans3: back. 108 now. man i walked into a weird conversation.
  • sans2: c'mon sans, we've had weirder.
  • sans6: wait, 108 what?
  • sans4: speak for yourself. i'm getting weird mental images with me and gaster, now.
  • sans3: dunks. end of genocide route.
  • sans2: hey, remember when amalgamate sans entered the chat?
  • sans4: okay, i'll admit that was weirder.
  • sans6: and really sad. i think that was the only time alphys ever joined the chat.
  • sans1: yeah. i wonder how they're doing?
  • sans6: amalgamate sans or alphys?
  • sans1: both.
  • Core Frisk has joined the room
  • sans6: well hopefully
  • sans2: wait who's this?
  • sans1: frisk? wait, what?
  • sans4: oh, hey frisk.
  • Core Frisk: Hello Sanses. Sorry, I'm not interrupting anything, am I?
  • sans6: uh. hey kid. this is a little hard to explain, but
  • Core Frisk: Don't bother. I'm not your Frisk, anyway.
  • sans4: yeah, he's a frisk that fell into the core and now he's kinda omniscient.
  • sans1: wait, what?
  • sans3: whoa.
  • sans6: and gaster was worried about nearly falling into the core.
  • sans1: he had every right to be.
  • Core Frisk: I just wanted to pop in and saying the particular sans amalgamate you were talking about a moment ago is doing fine, in a manner of speaking. He insists that he's happy so long as Papyrus is with him.
  • sans1: that's a relief, i guess.
  • Core Frisk: Oh, and Sans? The one who's been married to Toriel for two years?
  • sans4: yeah?
  • Core Frisk: Just a heads up, sans' first date went fine, but he's plotting a revenge prank on you.
  • sans4: wow kid, that's real cool of you to let me know.
  • Core Frisk: Don't thank me. He asked me to pull the prank myself. Undyne is going to be hunting for you to get her eyepatches back.
  • sans4: what.
  • Core Frisk: if you start running now, you may just get a head-start! :-)
  • sans4: ...
  • sans4 has left the room
  • sans3: that was ice cold, kid.
  • sans6: and amazing. teach me your ways, o master of pranks.
  • Core Frisk: Aw, well I did learn from the best. Namely, you. You're gonna teach me that one in a few months when I visit you.
  • sans6: niiiiiice.
  • sans2: hey, kid? you know all possibilities across all the timelines, right?
  • Core Frisk: Yes. Your Frisk will finally quit at the King Papyrus ending. It'll be lonely for him, but so long as you're with him, he'll be fine. You're a great second-hand man and an even better brother.
  • sans2: ...i gotta run, guys. i, uh... i gotta tell my bro i love him.
  • sans2 has left the room
  • sans3: oh, same here. kid's back for more. don't tell me if i end up beating the record, i wanna find out for myself.
  • sans3 has left the room
  • sans1: ...so, does he?
  • Core Frisk: Where would the fun be if I told you that?
  • sans1: fair enough. alright, i'd better head out. i need to go read papyrus his bedtime story.
  • sans6: and then have fun times with mettaton?
  • sans1: i'm ace.
  • sans6: oh.
  • sans1: ...i don't want to know what you do with gaster, do I?
  • Core Frisk: No, you really don't.
  • sans1: heh. alright, goodnight frisk. goodnight sans.
  • Core Frisk: Night, Sans!
  • sans6: night sans
  • sans1 has left the room
  • sans6 has left the room
  • sans7 has joined the room
  • sans7: i missed the chat again, didn't i?
  • Core Frisk: Yeah. Outertale, right?
  • sans7: ?
  • Core Frisk: Space?
  • sans7: oh. yeah. why?
  • Core Frisk: Well... I've always wanted to try out a jetpack.
  • sans7: you can jump across timelines, right?
  • Core Frisk: You HAVE met me, haven't you?
  • Core Frisk: That was a rhetorical question. I know that you've met me. Omniscient and all.
  • sans7: heh. get over here, i'll grab a pack for you.
  • Core Frisk: =D
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The Neighbourhood sentence starters
  • "I'd like to be proud, but somehow I'm ashamed."
  • "Everybody's talking, but what's anybody saying?"
  • "Put me in the dirt, let me dream with the stars."
  • "I was naive and hopeful and lost."
  • "R.I.P. to my youth."
  • "If I told you that I loved you, tell me, what would you say?"
  • "If I told you that I hated you, would you go away?"
  • "Now I need your help with everything that I do."
  • "I don't want to lie, I've been relying on you."
  • "You can throw me shade, all it does is just cool me off."
  • "First it just threw me off, now I'm just moving on."
  • "I've been callin' you 'friend', I might need to give it up."
  • "I can admit, I am not fireproof."
  • "I hope I don't burden you."
  • "I tried to be someone."
  • "If I had done something a little bit differently, we would've moved in a better direction than this."
  • "You say that you love me, but you act like you don't."
  • "You used to adore me."
  • "You put me in harm's way."
  • "When we had our first kiss it was your favorite thing."
  • "You weren't lying when you said it would sting."
  • "Imagine our children; how fucked would they be?"
  • "Mommy's a psycho, daddy lives in a dream."
  • "Don't take this the wrong way."
  • "I thought that I loved you, but we weren't in love."
  • "You were my dream."
  • "So sorry, but your lady's with me."
  • "So shitty to be you right now, soon you will see pictures of us kissing on the mouth."
  • "I hate her new boyfriend."
  • "I don't wanna be forgotten."
  • "I'm fake and I don't get offended."
  • "You ended up with gold, but it started as a dream."
  • "I used to be broke, now there's money in my jeans."
  • "I want you to touch me there."
  • "Darling, your looks can kill, so now you’re dead."
  • "If I made it too hard for you maybe you should've changed it."
  • "I hope you find a way to be yourself someday."
  • "Change can be amazing."
  • "I pray for the best for you."
  • "Why’d you stick around, why’d you stay with me?"
  • "I couldn’t save it."
  • "I wish you could be honest with me."
  • "I am the chosen one."
  • "I could change all your minds."
  • "This is the one they won't forget."
  • "I want to be bad, I want to destroy you."
  • "I want the attention, I want all the cash, I want all the ass; is it too much to ask?"
  • "I get what I want."
  • "You think I'm a fake and I know you're a fraud."
  • "I'll fucking digest you, one kiss at a time."
  • "You wish I was yours and I hope that you're mine."
  • "You need to get off my mind."
  • "I'm never satisfied, it's never good enough."
  • "I knew it was wrong, but I thought about you still."
  • "I'm paranoid, I hate to sleep alone."
  • "I try my best, no matter what it's like I'm always wrong."
  • "I just need some peace of mind."
  • "I'm never the same, I change every week."
  • "I would ask for advice, but I just do what I like."
  • "I smoke cause I'm stressed, I try to get high, but it gets me depressed, I'm just tryna get by."
  • "I've got no man to follow."
  • "And I know that I'm shallow, but why shouldn't I be?"
  • "Trouble being alone, I've been losing my mind."
  • "I don't want any trouble, it just chooses to find me."
  • "I feel like you're worth it."
  • "We're made to love, but you're dangerous."
  • "I'll tell my friends about my fast life because they know me from my past life."
  • "I can't wait 'till you're back to California."
  • "I know a couple girls like you."
  • "I hope we can go round two, 'cause you know I wanna do it again."
  • "Being away from her, it makes me hurt, it makes me sad."
  • "I'll try to find another way, to make it work."
  • "I know what to say that will make you hurt."
  • "I can't even believe what you did to me."
  • "You can't even say I'm overreacting."
  • "Did I even ever cross your mind?"
  • "What the fuck am I supposed to do about you and I?"
  • "Fuck that guy, happy I don't know his name."
  • "My love never seems to come out right."
  • "I still love you even though you’re a fucking cunt douchebag."
  • "I’m sure you feel the same about me but, whatever, that’s it."
  • "I've seen it a million times."
  • "Everybody else so basic, stop tryin', please stay home."
  • "We got signed to a label and we infected the internet."
  • "I'm my own worst enemy."
  • "You were crazy, but I miss you."
  • "Now we're a little bit famous and I think I might hate it."
  • "I think I found hell."
  • "Don't tell them anything."
  • "You fooled me from the start when you let me start to love you."
  • "I'm leaving tonight, I'll be gone in the morning."
  • "I can't love her no more."
  • "She had all my trust, and I guess that was never enough."
  • "I want the world in my hands."
  • "Let's have an adventure."
  • "I don't mind if there's not much to say."
  • "We talked about making it - I'm sorry that you never made it."
  • "You knew the game and played it."
  • "Mr. know it all, had his reign and his fall."
  • "I'm having trouble in believing."
  • "How could you tell me that I'm great when they chew me up, spit me out, pissed on me?"
  • "When I wake up I’m afraid, somebody else might take my place."
  • "All my friends always lie to me."
  • "You’re too mean, I don’t like you, fuck you anyway."
  • "You make me wanna scream at the top of my lungs."
  • "I’m afraid somebody else might end up being me."
  • "I told you I would tell you everything you want to know."
  • "Everybody's watching me."
  • "I try to be as subtle as I can."
  • "It looks like you were right again."
  • "I'm from a little city with expensive taste."
  • "Shouldn't try to fix it if it keeps getting better."
  • "I wasn't listening at all."
  • "We were young, skinny dipping, having fun, I remember."
  • "And we all grew up, shit got tough."
  • "What a mistake, saying the way I felt."
  • "I was scared as fuck and out of touch, and I was still testing my luck."
  • "I guess there's something wrong inside."
  • "Maybe you're right, maybe this is all that I can be."
  • "But what if it's you, and it wasn't me?"
  • "What do you want from me?"
  • "She planned ahead for a year."
  • "I fell in love today."
  • "There aren't any words that you can say that could ever get my mind to change."
  • "You're a doll, you are flawless."
  • "I just can't wait for love to destroy us."
  • "You better not leave me."
  • "No food to eat, all the money's been wasted from last week."
  • "Some part of me feels a little bit naked and empty."
  • "I still believe something is out there."
  • "All I'll ever be is partly settled in."
  • "They show you how to swim, then they throw you in the deep end."
  • "Float away, then come right back to me."
Why Taimi is awesome~
  • [Origin of Madness – at Twisted Marionette]
  • Taimi: Hi hi hi. Are you a friend of Braham's? I am. Or rather, I will be. Soon.
  • -
  • Taimi: Braham! There you are.
  • Logan Thackeray: Somebody care to tell me why this child was on the battlefield?
  • Braham Eirsson: Hey! I'm not a child!
  • Logan Thackeray: Not you. This asuran girl. I found her out there, trying to get to Scarlet's twisted marionette. Who does she belong to?
  • Braham Eirsson: Oh. Her.
  • Taimi: Help! Help! Save me from this creepy human!
  • Logan Thackeray: It's okay. I'm a Krytan Seraph. The kid's in no danger.
  • Taimi: Braham! Don't let him take me away! Please!
  • Logan Thackeray: Are you her guardian?
  • Braham Eirsson: Who me? Wolf's teeth, no! I've never seen her before in my life.
  • Taimi: Braham, you're so mean. Can't we just go home now?
  • Logan Thackeray: Listen, buddy. I don't know what your game is, but you better get this kid to safety. She's got no business on a battlefield.
  • Braham Eirsson: What? I swear I've never seen her before in my life.
  • Braham Eirsson: Hey! Where's he going? You're not my responsibility!
  • Taimi: It's okay, Braham. You can take me home now. I live in Rata Sum.
  • Braham Eirsson: Huh? What?
  • Taimi: Where do you live? Maybe we could go there instead.
  • Braham Eirsson: No. You found your way here. You can find your way back.
  • Taimi: Fine! Here I go. By myself. Off into the big city. You'll probably never see me again, Braham.
  • Braham Eirsson: Good luck, kid.
  • -
  • Logan Thackeray: What does a little squirt like you know about Scarlet, anyway?
  • Taimi: As it so happens, I know a lot. I've been studying her for months. I came to meet her, but she didn't show up.
  • Marjory Delaqua: To meet her? Why would you want to do that?
  • Taimi: Because she's brilliant, of course. My theory is that she knows something about the dragons, and that's why she's building an army.
  • Logan Thackeray: Your theory, huh? You don't think she's just a big ol' meany?
  • Taimi: Do you always talk like a four-year-old?
  • *Burn Logan BURNNN*
  • --
  • [Edge of the Mist]
  • Braham Eirsson: What's your story anyway, Tiny? How does a little thing like you get into such big trouble?
  • Taimi: It's Taimi. And I'm a progeny prodigy. I've got important people fighting for the right to be my teacher.
  • Braham Eirsson: Important people, huh? Are they real people, or just big-eared figments of your overactive imagination?
  • Taimi: They're real, but they all want to tell me what to learn. I'd rather be like Scarlet and pick my own courses.
  • Braham Eirsson: Wolf's tail, girl! Don't be too much like Scarlet, okay? One's way too many.
  • -
  • Taimi: Braham? Are we still going to be friends when we get back?
  • Braham Eirsson: Wait—are we friends now?
  • Taimi: I think so. You don't boss me around as much as other adults. And when you ask a question, you let me answer it.
  • Braham Eirsson: Well, I'm friends with Frostbite and he can't even talk. So yes, Tiny. We'll still be friends.
  • Taimi: Not if you keep calling me "Tiny."
  • -
  • Taimi: Braham, will you tell me a story while we wait?
  • Braham Eirsson: After you ran off on me? And all the abuse you heaped on me since we got here? I get plenty of that back in Cragstead.
  • Taimi: You don't spend much time around asura, do you? We only abuse people we like. Or those we're trying to improve.
  • Braham Eirsson: Fine. I'll assume you like me. Ahem! "Once upon a time, there was a brave and handsome norn named Braham..."
  • Taimi: Aww, I've heard this one already. From you. Twice.
  • --
  • Braham Eirsson: Did you get in trouble for roaming the camp?
  • Taimi: No. Yes. Zojja gave me extra calculations as a punishment, and I never got to see Scarlet.
  • -
  • Taimi: Hey, Braham.
  • Braham Eirsson: Uh-huh.
  • Taimi: You wanna hear about the new aetherphaser I invented for my golem? I modeled it after Scarlet's tech.
  • Braham Eirsson: Uh-huh.
  • Taimi: It works just fine, but I have to keep adjusting the gorometer.
  • Braham Eirsson: Uh-huh.
  • Taimi: I had to shave down the minious array wheel in order to get it to fit on Scruffy, but I got it.
  • Braham Eirsson: Uh-huh.
  • Taimi: Next, I'm gonna make him a panmetric listening device so he can warn me in advance if someone's sneaking up on me.
  • Braham Eirsson: Uh-huh.
  • Taimi: Hey, Braham.
  • Braham Eirsson: Uh-huh.
  • Taimi: I like you because you're big and dumb.
  • Braham Eirsson: Uh-huh.
  • Braham Eirsson: (laugh) Shut up!
  • Taimi: (giggle)
  • --
  • [Gates of Maguuma]
  • Taimi: That structure is unstable. It would be unwise for us to go in. Scruffy's scan confirms that it won't support all our weight.
  • Taimi: According to my calculations, the most efficient combination would be you, Marjory, and Kasmeer. The rest of us can wait out here.
  • Rox: Did she just call us fat, Braham?
  • Braham Eirsson: Yup, she sure did.
  • Taimi: Facts are facts. The three of us together weigh as much as nineteen Kasmeers.
  • Kasmeer Meade: Great, I'm a unit of measurement.
  • --
  • Kasmeer Meade: That gap is too large. I can't get us across from here.
  • Taimi: Have no fear. The option to have Scruffy toss us over is still—
  • Rox: No.
  • --
  • [Prosperity’s Mysterious Room]
  • Taimi: Look, look, look! This is a historical find!
  • Marjory Delaqua: Careful, now. You'll pop a gasket.
  • Taimi: She hasn't been here in a very long time. This—oh, and that! Great glarrgh!
  • Marjory Delaqua: Language.
  • Taimi: Sorry. I didn't know you spoke ettin.
  • --
  • [Entanglement]
  • Taimi: Okay. It's all yours. Use the console to fry some Inquest.
  • Braham Eirsson: It isn't going to blow up in our faces, is it?
  • Taimi: Don't be silly. The chances are so slim as to be negligible. About..oh, fifty-three percent. I've tagged us all nonhostile.
  • --
  • Taimi: Hold on. Activating defenses.
  • Marjory Delaqua: You're absolutely sure this won't kill us?
  • Taimi: Absolutely. I'd give it a solid fifty-three percent chance.
  • Marjory Delaqua: I beg your pardon? Maybe you shouldn't—
  • -
  • Kasmeer Meade: It's...beautiful.
  • Marjory Delaqua: And we're still alive. That's a plus.
  • Taimi: Of course we're still alive. I was joking about the the fifty-three percent. It was more like seventy-eight.
  • --
  • [The Dragon’s Reach]
  • Taimi: Don't touch anything!
  • Councillor Phlunt: Progeny, do not speak to your elders in such a tone! I won't have it.
  • Taimi: I thought you'd never get here. Did you stop off at the Dead End for a pint and a pie or something?
  • -
  • Taimi: Well, Councillor Phlunt, I'm sorry to report that I've completely wasted your time and the waypoints will now be destroyed by Mordremoth.
  • Councillor Phlunt: What?
  • Taimi: Just kidding. My patent-pending waypoint recalibration device is now complete.
  • -
  • Taimi: I've checked and double-checked the settings on everything. I'm 59.6 percent certain nothing will blow up in our faces. Don't worry.
  • --
  • [Credit: GW2 Wiki]
Kise the Shoujo Manga artist!
  • Aomine: Hm...
  • Kuroko: Eh? That's... Aomine-kun, hello.
  • Aomine: Ou, Tetsu, what are you doing here?
  • Kuroko: Borrowing some light novel that one of my senpai suggested. Aomine-kun, this is rare though.
  • Aomine: Haah?
  • Kuroko: This is the first time I see Aomine-kun in the book store. Could it be that you're here to buy Mai-chan-san's photo book?
  • Aomine: Wow, Tetsu. You known me too well!
  • Kuroko: Aaahh...
  • Aomine: Hey, Tetsu, don't you think this shoujo manga artist's pen name sounds familiar?
  • Kuroko: Ah? ... Aomine-kun, it is really familiar.
  • Aomine: So I was not seeing things!
  • Kuroko: ....
  • Aomine: When I grabbed Mai-chan's photo book, this manga was right behind it so I took the liberty to look at it. Satsuki also liked this, though.
  • Kuroko: It seems all the girls like it.
  • Aomine: But... don't you think the concept of the manga is a bit too common and mushy?
  • Kuroko: Shouldn't you be worrying about the author?
  • Aomine: Who cares about the author! I'm gonna buy this one as well. See you, Tetsu!
  • Kuroko: ...
  • ----
  • Midorima: Takao, would you mind and hurry u- what are you doing-nanodayo?
  • Takao: Ouuu! Shin-chan! Don't scare me like that!
  • Midorima: You saw me coming, stupid. What's that-nanodayo?
  • Takao: It's a new shoujo manga that was behind this photo book. I think you might know the author.
  • Midorima: The author?
  • Takao: Sounds familiar to me, though. Wanna take a look?
  • Midorima: This is nonsense! I don't see wha-- ... Takao, buy that manga.
  • Takao: Wait, my own money?!
  • Midorima: Just buy it now-nodayo.
  • Takao: .... Yes, yes, Ace-sama.
  • ----
  • Himuro: Atsushi, here's the recipe you've been looking for! Oh? What's this?
  • Murasakibara: Murochin, Murochin, did you fou- what's that? A shoujo manga? Are you that feminine to read such a thing?
  • Himuro: It's not what you think, Atsushi. This manga was behind the recipe book. Oh, and I think you know this author.
  • Murasakibara: Hm? I never actually met someone who makes shoujo manga, though.
  • Himuro: Just take a look on the name.
  • Murasakibara: Hmhmmmm... Oh! Heh, he went that far~ I should tell Akachin.
  • ----
  • Reo: Sei-chan, Sei-chan, someone messaged you!
  • Akashi: What did I told you about not touching my phone?
  • Hayama: Ohh! Akashi, are you dating someone?
  • Akashi: It's not a girl. It's Atsushi.
  • Reo: Atsushi?
  • Akashi: A former teammates back in Teiko... What's this? An author of this shoujo manga?
  • Hayama: Hahaha! I never knew that Akashi had a thing on girly stuff!
  • Reo: Oi, I read shoujo manga too, you know!
  • Hayama: For reals?!!
  • Akashi: And the author's pen name is quite amusing.
  • ----
  • Kagami: Kuroko! Where the heck are you?!
  • Kuroko: Kagami-kun, come here.
  • Kagami: Ack! Don't just popped out of nowhere!
  • Kuroko: I was right in front of you, though.
  • Kagami: Seriously?!
  • Kuroko: Anyway, take a look at this.
  • Kagami: Haah? Isn't it that a shoujo manga?! I don't read those!
  • Kuroko: The author's name. Read the author's name!
  • Kagami: Haah? The author's name... What?! For reals?! Wait, what?!
  • Kuroko: ... as expected of my expectation of your reaction, Kagami-kun.
  • Kagami: What the hell?!
  • Kuroko: You are seeing things that are true.
  • Kagami: Wait, did you just...
  • Kuroko: The author of this shoujo manga, that has a mushy, too obvious romance in the air, and only girl can make such a concept, is... Kise-kun!
  • Kagami: Wow.. you're dramatic narrating is such an epic way.
  • Kuroko: You're embarrassing me, Kagami-kun.
  • Kagami: Oii!!!
  • ----
  • Kasamatsu: Oi, Kise! Get your ass over here!
  • Kise: Oh, Senpai, did you missed me?!
  • Kasamtsu: Hell no! Come here. What are those three talking about you making a shoujo manga?
  • Kise: Shoujo manga? Me?
  • Kasamatsu: Even those fan girls are talking about it!
  • Kise: But, Kasamatsu-senpai, I'm not even good at drawings and shoujo manga?! I'm not good at romance as well!
  • Kasamtsu: Haah?
  • Kise: It might be a different Kise-ssu!
  • ----
  • Kise: Let's see who sent me a mail~ Oh!! Kurokocchi sent me a mail! Oh, even Aominecchi and Midorimacchi?! Wait, Murasakibaracchi, Akashicchi... and Kagamicchi?! What's going on?
  • Kagami: Kise! Congrats on your shoujo manga. The heroine's feelings got me... sniff, sniff. Keep up a good work!
  • Kise: Eh....
  • Akashi: Ryouta, Congratulation on the release of your shoujo manga. The stories is unique yet there's a hint of shounen. Make the heroine a yandere.
  • Kise: .... what? Even Akashicchi?
  • Aomine: yo, Kise! It's been a while. Yeah, so, the manga you made... It's embarrassing but it's a good story! Keep up the good work! Oh, don't include my name on your interview...
  • Kise: Why am I including you in my interview?!
  • Murasakibara: Kisecchin, like your manga! Not really a fan of shoujo but I like it. Even Murochin!
  • Kise: And this guy also read it?!
  • Midorima: Kise, continue.
  • Kise: Continue what, Midorimacchi? Could it be the shoujo manga that everyone was talking about?
  • Kuroko: Kise-kun, your new hobby is quite a unique thing. But don't you think it'll affect your modeling?
  • Kise: What the heck does Kurokocchi thinking?! I mean, what the hell does everyone thinking?!
The Arcade

Fandom: The Vamprie Diaries
Reader x Kai Parker
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Random lyrics sentence starters
  • "Nothing is perfect, but your imperfections are quaint."
  • "Your love is worth it and for that I will wait."
  • "I drive you crazy, but you always return."
  • "Although you love me, sometimes you're mean."
  • "Things can get ugly, but we're still a team."
  • "I'm all yours."
  • "Maybe I'm just being selfish."
  • "I've got your hand, it's us against consensus."
  • "And I will burn the people who hurt you the worst."
  • "I'll protect you 'till the day I'll meet my maker."
  • "Don't fight me now 'cause you might need me later."
  • "I wanna see your eyes."
  • "So why'd you have to go?"
  • "I'm still trying to wake up from this nightmare."
  • "One more night alone I'll go insane."
  • "This is what I live for."
  • "Selfish, taking what I want and call it mine."
  • "I'm head of the class. I'm popular."
  • "Being attractive is the most important thing there is."
  • "I'll never get caught."
  • "Every boy in the whole world could be yours!"
  • "If I stumble, they're gonna eat me alive."
  • "Hard to be soft. Tough to be tender."
  • "If my life is mine, what shouldn't I do?"
  • "I just wanna be your friend."
  • "Is it ever gonna be enough?"
  • "I just wanna be your friend, why you givin' me a hard time?"
  • "I'm sorry for everything I've done."
  • "I can't have you and I'm only gonna do you wrong."
  • "I'm going to mess this up."
  • "From the second that I was born it seems I had a loaded gun, and then I shot a hole through everything I loved."
  • "There's always time to change your mind."
  • "I've got nothing left to live for."
  • "I know your type. You're all the same."
  • "In the beginning you intrigue, but the way you move, it terrifies me."
  • "You remind me of the things that I don't need."
  • "I'm kinda curious. Oh no, you got me already."
  • "We both know that it's over."
  • "You're talking like a stranger, so I don't know what to do."
  • "I'm callous and I'm cruel, to everyone but you."
  • "It's been awhile since I stared at the stars."
  • "You said that you'd always love me."
  • "Well I don't think that it's the end, but I know we can't keep going."
  • "Say what you mean and it turns to a fight."
  • "Chasing your dreams since the violent 5th grade."
  • "Trying to believe in your silent own way."
  • "Cause we'll be okay. I'm not going away."
  • "How many of our parents seem to make it anyway?"
  • "Headed to a red carpet, they won't know my name."
  • "Trying to find a way down the road we don't know."
  • "I'm gonna find my way back to your side."
  • "What if I said I would break your heart?"
  • "I just may be too crazy to love."
  • "Don't you think I was too young too be messed with?"
  • "I should've known."
  • "Maybe it’s me and my blind optimism to blame."
  • "I'll look back in regret how I ignored when they said, 'Run as fast as you can.'"
  • "You are an expert at 'sorry.'"
  • "I’m shining like fireworks over your sad empty town."
  • "Miss you terribly already."
  • "Miss your small hands in the palm of mine."
  • "I hope for your life, you forget about mine."
  • "Please forget me. You were right, dear, I am cold and self-involved."
  • "I'll write my loneliness in poems, if I can just think how to start."
  • "You want your independence, but you won't let me let you go."
  • "You think that you're the sun. The whole world revolves around you."
  • "I would wait a lifetime. I will wait for you."
  • "I don't care. I'm down for what you want."
  • "If we're talking body, you got a perfect one. So put it on me."
  • "Bite me while I taste your fingertips."
  • "You and I don't work out."
  • "We should just end it now before someone gets more hurt than they have to."
  • "Before I ever met you, I never knew that my heart could love so hard."
  • "Before I ever met you, I never knew that I liked to be kissed for days."
  • "Before I ever met you, I never knew I could be broken in so many ways."
  • "I miss you more than I thought I would."
  • "I found love where it wasn't supposed to be, right in front of me."
  • "Talk some sense to me."
  • "I wanna feel your touch."
  • "Pretending is not enough. I wanna feel us together."
  • "Just one last time again."
  • "You are the trouble I'm in."
  • "Puts herself on the front lines with no reward and takes care everyone else before herself."
  • "Thinks he takes her for granted but to her surprise, he needs her more than she needs him."
  • "She's not just another face."
  • "He acts like it's nothing but we all know the truth."
  • "It is about that she acquired someone who knows she's not a fool."
  • "I couldn't decide if you were the most annoying human being I'd ever met or just the best thing that ever happened."
  • "I made up my mind to just go with it."
  • "What's the worst thing that could happen?"
  • "We're not forever you're not the one."
  • "You and I could be the best thing ever."
  • "We're not happily ever after. We don't got what it takes."
  • "I shut the door and I don't look back."
  • "You still got me around your finger."
  • "Please don't fall in love with someone new."
  • "I promise one day I'll come back for you."
  • "You'll never forgive me, though I'm doing this for you."
  • "I'm not ready for you now, please don't hate me."
  • "Well, these days I'm fine - No these days I tend to lie."
  • "I'm sorry, I let you down."
  • "I'm sorry, I bring you down."
  • "Congratulations you are all alone."
  • "Your time will come if you wait for it."
Lana Del Rey sentence starters
  • "Look at you, looking at me."
  • "Loving you is hard, being here is harder."
  • "I don't wanna do this anymore."
  • "I can't survive if this is all that's real."
  • "All I wanna do is get high by the beach."
  • "I never bought into your bullshit."
  • "You could be a bad motherfucker, but that don't make you a man."
  • "Now you're just another one of my problems."
  • "I'll do it on my own."
  • "Don't need your money to get me what I want."
  • "Everyone can start again."
  • "Should have let me know that I never had a chance at all."
  • "I could never be what you wanted."
  • "I know that you're scared to death."
  • "You're afraid to love me."
  • "Our kind of love, it was once in a lifetime."
  • "It was doomed from the first time."
  • "I always fall for the wrong guy."
  • "Things that are bad always taste nice."
  • "That's what girls like me do... lose you."
  • "You're sickeningly beautiful."
  • "This kind of life wasn't meant for the good girl."
  • "That's what girls like me like - the limelight."
  • "If you should go before me then know that I always loved you."
  • "There's nobody for you but me."
  • "We make the rules."
  • "Say you want me, too."
  • "Will my forever love never come back to me?"
  • "How quickly you forget how I made you smile."
  • "I remember everything."
  • "Does she know I'm tattooed onto your heart?"
  • "She's not me."
  • "Promise I won't hurt you, kid."
  • "Baby, we were born to live fast and die young."
  • "It's a game, I don't wanna play."
  • "Never let me go."
  • "We're gonna go far, I can already taste it."
  • "I remember when I saw you for the first time, you were laughing, sparking like a new dime."
  • "Baby, it's a sweet life."
  • "It’s just another lonely day on the playground."
  • "I just wanna party, boy, I don’t wanna fight."
  • "They all know my name now."
  • "I'm not looking for true love tonight."
  • "If you want me, you know where to find me."
  • "I don't wanna get you running scared when there's no pressure there at all."
  • "I'm the sweetest girl in town so why are you so mean?"
  • "You were talking so brave and so sweet."
  • "You got away, didn't you, baby? You just turned your back on the crowd."
  • "You were famous, your heart was a legend."
  • "You told me again you preferred handsome men, but for me you would make an exception."
  • "We are ugly but we have the music."
  • "I don't mean to suggest that I loved you the best."
  • "I remember you well, that's all, I don't even think of you that often."
  • "Let me be your dangerous girl."
  • "Its been so long since someone made me different."
  • "Even my best days without you were nothing in comparison to my worst days once I had found you."
  • "It's all happening."
  • "Pillow talk to me."
  • "I never knew I'd find somebody like you."
  • "You say it's not true, but I know how you do."
  • "I'm like a child who belongs to nobody."
  • "I wear you like my clothes, hold you close to my body."
  • "You hurt so good, you feel so bad, honey."
  • "I just want you to want me."
  • "I'm not what you want."
  • "Let's get out of this place 'cause you're starting to waste within this teenage wasteland."
  • "I'm leaving, are you coming with me?"
  • "I know that they think I've come undone."
  • "It's late, walk me home and put your hand in mine."
  • "Be my valentine."
  • "You are, by far, the brightest star I've ever seen."
  • "I never dreamed I'd be so happy that I could die."
  • "I can get you hooked on love and desire."
  • "I know what you’ve done, I can be your alibi."
  • "Would you kill for me? Would you die for me?"
  • "It's either live or die."
  • "I burnt your toast but baby, I'm still the bestest."
  • "This is not a school girl crush."
  • "This is not puppy love."
  • "I'm your leading lady."
  • "You're everybody's hero and you're hitting it home."
  • "I don't wanna go."
  • "He's a sweet baby, but he looks mean."
  • "I’m America’s sweetheart tryin’ to get away."
  • "You make it hard to leave, but it’s easier for me to stay."
  • "We're not fooling anyone these days."
  • "I don't wanna stay, but I'm so afraid."
  • "It's not love what keeps me here and it's not what you want to hear."
  • "Never coming back, no matter what you do or say."
  • "I've had it up to here with the panic and the fear."
  • "There's nothing in your heart, I thought that I could make you change."
  • "We were just teenagers when we fell in love."
  • "You should never come between a woman and her dream."
  • "I was addicted to you, but I didn't know it."
  • "Put yourself on back to bed."
  • "I was addicted to you, didn't wanna blow it."
  • "You were a dick with your crew."
  • "Why can't you give it a rest?"
  • "You're not that bright for a star, burned yourself out nothing left."
  • "Death doesn't come with a warning."
  • "You should hear me sing."
  • "I know what they say about me, I know that they think I'm danger."
  • "I'll be taking drugs, doing shots, making out in parking lots."
  • "You can't stop me."
  • "Money is my saviour."
  • "Ours was the greatest love story ever told."
  • "You've got it and I want it."
  • "Doomed from the start, we met with a goodbye kiss."
  • "I won't cry myself to sleep like a sucker."
  • "Now you fall asleep with another... Damn you."
  • "Remember how we used to escape for the summer?"
  • "Nothing to lose and we got messed up for fun."
  • "We went too fast, too young."
  • "Flowers in my hair and your breath smelled like whiskey, promised anywhere that I go, take you with me."
  • "If you get lonely, think of me."
  • "Living without you is like TV in black and white."
  • "When I’m around you suddenly I realize that I was blind before I saw the world through your eyes."
  • "I'm a really good girl, you a very bad guy. We're a little match made in heaven."
  • "I don't wanna know I'm wrong."
  • "If we got together, I know it would be hot."
  • "Put the radio on."
  • "My man is crazy... but I like him, in fact, I love him."
  • "I've been waiting on your love, baby, for too long now."
  • "I thought that I could change you like the others but I don't know how."
  • "It's gonna backfire."
  • "Everybody’s saying you’re no good for me."
  • "I wanna fly."
  • "I can't be with the man I love."
  • "With the rate I was going, I'd be lucky to die."
  • "You wanna watch me while I watch TV, while your touching me."
  • "We're gonna party like were running outta time."
  • "We dance like nobody's watching us and we live like we want to."
  • "I was a young girl, selfish and wild."
  • "Look at me now, I have everything."
  • "Had a face like an angel, but inside, my heart was as black as a broke movie screen."
  • "I hope you remember me like this."
  • "I don't know a thing, but of this I'm sure - there's nowhere on this Earth I'd rather be."
  • "You're beautiful, but hopeless."
  • "I think you're so cool, babe."
  • "I love you more with each and everyday."
  • "Do you think you'll love me, too?"
  • "You know I love the thrill of the rush."
  • "Play you like a game, boy."
  • "What's the thrill of the same toy?"
  • "I love you, but I don't know why."
  • "You can be the boss, daddy."
  • "You taste like the Fourth of July."
  • "You’re wrong, but you’re so much fun."
  • "Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?"
  • "I'm a party girl, and I'm just warnin' you."
  • "Do you think it's really mean that I'm only on the scene cause I want a little danger, boy?"
  • "I told you so."
  • "You know sometimes I think God's playing a little game with me, looking down from heaven, laughing, trying to see how much I can take."
  • "Nobody's had more shots at the moon and missed than me."
  • "My boyfriend says I'm like an old movie star with loneliness as my occupation."
  • "You haven't seen the best of me."
  • "You can look, but please don't touch."
  • "Everyone knows I'm a good girl."
  • "I am the baddest, you liking what you see?"
  • "You should stay away from me."
  • "We're children of the bad revolution."
  • "We're acting really tough like the world belongs to us, 'cause it does, yeah, it must."
  • "You've been pretty stupid ever since you got famous."
  • "Your friends all swear that you've changed but, I still keep it O.G."
  • "Let's go back to the basics."
  • "We were best friends, crazy and shameless in love."
  • "I'm just making up for what I never had."
  • "I was born to live fast, die young."
  • "I think we're losing what we used to have, you know?"
  • "You loved me better one year ago."
  • "I won't be all that mad if you go."
  • "You're always spending all that stupid with your band on the road."
  • "You can still come home when you want and I won't be ashamed to take you back in."
  • "It's been five nights since I heard the tone of your voice."
  • "You act like everything's alright, but we both know that it's not."
  • "You're so special."
  • "No one lives forever, but that’s no reason to give up."
  • "Don’t you wanna fall in love?"
  • "Sometimes I get lonely, but millions all know me now."
  • "You're the bad boy/girl that I always dreamed of."
  • "You know I was more than just a party girl."
  • "We're the broken ones."
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut : Sentence Starters
  • "Now come on children, don't be shy, just give it your best shot."
  • "What is five times two?"
  • "OK, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard."
  • "I'm Sorry ________, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
  • "Dude, it's a lady getting pooed on!"
  • "You're too young for this stuff!"
  • "Hey! It IS ________'s mom!"
  • "Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?"
  • "Let's start by building a big statue of me, right over there where that fat kid is standing."
  • "Hey, don't call me fat buttfucker!"
  • "Respect my fuckin' authority!"
  • "You need to watch your mouth, brat."
  • "I know I was mean before. But don't worry - I can change!"
  • "Dog-shit taco!"
  • "Oh fuck."
  • "Who's a fuckin' bitch? ________'s Mooooooooom!"
  • "Blame Canada!"
  • "I don't listen to hip-hop."
  • "Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"
  • "I bet him he couldn't do it. I bet him a hundred dollars."
  • "I'm just fuckin' stoked I don't have to pay him."
  • "Oh, that's real nice! He was your friend, you fat fuck!"
  • "Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!"
  • "Suck my balls."
  • "What the heck is a rimjob?"
  • "I transferred from Yardale where I had a 4.0 grade point average."
  • "It's this V-Chip, I hate it!"
  • "I can't say any dirty words."
  • "And you can't say Shit?"
  • "I'm warning you!"
  • "She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair."
  • "________, did you just say the F-word?"
  • "No, he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass!"
  • "Why the fuck not?"
  • "What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody."
  • "How would you like to suck my balls?"
  • "Holy shit, dude."
  • "Get the fuck out of here!"
  • "Notice, that nothing happens."
  • "Success! The child doesn't want to swear!"
  • "Go on, honey. It's all right."
  • "Let me have some candy."
  • "Like you really need all that chocolate."
  • "We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live."
  • "What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now?"
  • "I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two."
  • "I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone."
  • "For ________, I'll be an activist too."
  • "Some people say that I'm a bad guy, they may be right."
  • "Any minute now I will be born again!"
  • "What if you remain a sandy little butt-hole?"
  • "Hey Satan, don't be such a twit."
  • "Mother Theresa won't have shit on me!"
  • "Man, this movie gets better every time I see it!"
  • "I'll bet you a hundred dollars you can't light a fart on fire."
  • "This stick is on fire!"
  • "Oh my God, you killed ________!"
  • "You bastard!"
  • "How come you always want to make love to me from behind?"
  • "Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?"
  • "Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?"
  • "Sure, hon."
  • "Wait, before we put a message out, do a search on the word clitoris."
  • "It isn't like this film is the first troublesome thing to come out of Canada. Let us not forget Bryan Adams."
  • "Now, now, the Canadian Government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions!"
  • "Can I finish? Please, can I finish?"
  • "I think we're fighting Canadians."
  • "Canadians, Australians, what's the difference?"
  • "Fuck is the worst word that you can say."
  • "Fuck Canada!"
  • "Hey fuck you buddy!"
  • "Well, fuck my ass and call me a bitch."
  • "I want to know where you heard all this horrific obscenities, m'kay?"
  • "I seriously doubt that ________ ever said: "Eat penguin shit, you ass spelunker"."
  • "Well you fucked your uncle yesterday."
  • "Goodbye, you guys."
  • "You told us that windows 98 would be faster, and more efficient with better access to the internet!"
  • "What do you think this is kid?"
  • "The word is "forensics"."
  • "Cancer is killing, Texaco's spilling, the whole world's gone to hell, but how are you?"
  • "I'm super! Thanks for asking!"
  • "Looks like we may be out of luck."
  • "Don't kick the baby."
  • "Hold me."
  • "Why should we fucking have to spell forensics?"
  • "There is no hope now, you must get out of here."
  • "Were is your God when you need him, huh? Where is your beautiful, merciful faggot now?"
  • "We can't leave without you! We don't know where the hell we are!"
  • "I can't face my mother."
  • "Our freedom shall be won."
  • "Though I die... La Resistance lives... on..."
  • "SHIT!"
  • "What the fuck are they fighting for?"
  • "When did this song become a marathon?"
  • "Here I come, God. Here I come, you fucking rat."
  • "Is sex the only thing that matters to you?"
  • "I hope you've learned something from this whole experience."
  • "Wanna see the northern lights?"
  • "You burned yourself to death by lighting your fart."
  • "You MUST shut of the alarms!"
  • "I fucking hate guard dogs!"
  • "I heard you the first time you British piece of shit."
  • "This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture."
  • "The sun is shining and the grass is green. Under the three feet of snow, I mean."
  • "It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him."
  • "That movie has warped my fragile little mind."
  • "What? Fuck you guys. I wanna get out of here."
  • "I saw the __________ movie. Now who wants to touch me?"
  • "Now keep in mind, 'Operation Human Shield' will suffer heavy losses. But don't lose your spirit men! Stay until the bitter end."
  • "Ah, you'd better get packing, bitch, we're running out of time."
  • "What? No? No! You can't do that! I have to go to Earth!"
  • "Thank you Clitoris!"
  • "Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb?"
  • "Man, this kid is fucked up!"
  • "Last words? How's about: "Get me the fuck out of this chair!" How's that for last words?"
  • "Did you bring the buttfor?"
  • "What, is that like finding Jesus or something?"

anonymous asked:

Riarkle - "I can't breathe!"

Okay so this is a paramedic!riarkle AU. I don’t how much of this is accurate, my googling skills can only take me so far and seeing as I’m not allergic to anything nor am I a paramedic I had to rely on Google. If there are any glaringly obvious errors feel free to point them out.

They’re about 20/21 in this. Surprisingly, you only have to be over 18 and have been an EMT to be a paramedic. Go figure. 

Hope you enjoy this.

Line of Dialogue Series:

In which she’s kind of glad he forgot.

Rating T: for swearing mostly, trigger warning just in case but no one really dies but better to be safe than sorry, it’s kinda fluffy 

Words: 1279

“I can’t breathe!”


Her fork clatters loudly on her plate. Maya notices her pale face. ”Riles, are you okay?” Oblivious Lucas takes another bite of his steak.

Riley raises a trembling hand to her neck, “I can’t breathe.” Her vision is getting spotty, Maya and Lucas are becoming blurry. Sitting is suddenly a huge effort.

“Riley,” Something falls to the floor. It’s only Maya’s screaming that makes her realize that it’s her. She fell on the floor.

“Stay with me Riley!” Warm hands cradle her face. “Call 911 you fucking Huckleberry!”

“What was in the salad?” She pants, her tongue feels ten times bigger. “That’s the only thing I ate.”

Maya flags down a waiter, “Yes, you.” He bends down and unwillingly finds himself nose to with Maya. “You’re going to tell me what the hell was in that salad or so help me god you’re going to be lying right next to her.”  

The poor waiter gulps, looks at Riley, then at the salad, and immediately begins listing ingredients. 

 “Lettuce, Swiss cheese, onions, mustard, olive oil…” He trails off nervously.

“What kind of salad…”

“It’s a cashew salad ma’am.”

Maya explodes, “Cashews? She’s allergic to cashews! Honey, why would you order a cashew salad?” Riley shakes her eyes, it wasn’t her.

“I didn’t.” She wheezes at Maya’s outline. Lucas had ordered for her. They’d been in the bathroom primping while Maya listed off all the reasons he was wrong for her.

Maya gently sets her head on the ground before springing to her feet. “Huckleberry!”

Lucas turns around the phone pressed to his ear, “They said the paramedics should be here any minute now. We’re lucky the hospital is close by.” He laughs.

Maya screams bloody murder and for once, Riley isn’t there to stop her.

“I’m gone for five seconds and you murder my best friend!” There’s a grunt. “Five seconds! That’s all it takes for you to kill her.”

“She never told me she was allergic to anything!”

Yes, she had. The purple and green lights are beginning to fade and she thinks it’s ironic that this is how she dies. Her boyfriend of two years being unable to remember she’s allergic to cashews.

“You’re her best friend, shouldn’t you have an EpiPen?“ His voice sounds like it’s coming through a tube which now that she thinks about it goes great with her tunnel vision.

“No, because I’m not stupid enough to give her cashews!” Maya yells back.

“Are you calling me stupid?”

“If the boot fits…”

The sirens drown out his retort. There’s a commotion and then there’s another yelling voice that isn’t theirs. It’s rich, commanding, and vaguely familiar. “Roll her onto her side, prep her for a steroid shot. We don’t want her to stop breathing. You two,” as they roll her over she catches a faint glimpse of a young paramedic pointing his finger at Lucas and Maya who look like they’re about three seconds away from killing each other. He towers over both of them. “Shut up.”

“Who do think you’re talking to?”

“I’m her boyfriend!”

Fingers circle against her wrist and stay there. “170/110.” Someone with a slight Texan accent says. She’s spent so much time around Lucas that she knows the difference.

“So you’re the genius who poisoned her in the first place.” He scoffs, Riley hears the snap of gloves. A pair of blue eyes come into view, they startle a moment then steel themselves. “She’s still swelling.” Says someone to her right.

He curses under his breath, “We need to get her out to the rig.” His eyes are the last thing she sees and his voice is the last thing she hears.


“Riley, c’mon Riley, wake up. There we go, show me those pretty brown eyes.” She blinks away the spots in her vision, two paramedics stand over her.

“Can I sit up?”

“If you want.” A tawny hand gently grasped her arm, careful not to touch the protruding tubes. “Slowly, take your time. Don’t really wanna clean any vomit up.” A friendly smile greets her less puffy face. Certain that she’s not going throw up he grabs a clipboard. “It’s happened,” he defends at the other paramedic’s snort of disbelief.

“How are you feeling Riley?” Blue eyed boy asks. Seemingly magnetic her eyes are drawn to his. Her north to his south.

The paramedic without the gorgeous blue eyes slants him a glance. “I didn’t know you knew her.”

The boy turns around and grabs an IV. It’s now she notices she’s no longer in the restaurant, but in an ambulance “I don’t, not really.” His pink ears say otherwise.

“You know her name, which is the first thing I was going to ask.”

“You’re in my psych class, you’re Farkle.” She says to his broad back, her throat feels like it’s on fire.  She rubs her neck, relieved that it’s back to its normal size. Her skin is a fiery red, the usual shade it tends to be after an allergic reaction. She’d gone years without one but thanks to Lucas she’d just been put through one.

Surprise shows on his face, he scratches his head, “Yeah, that’s me.”

“I’m Zay.” Farkle bumps him with his hip, he reluctantly moves over. “Not that anyone cares.”

“I care, Isaiah,” the voice comes from the front Riley jumps, Zay blows a kiss at the girl driving the ambulance. Farkle places a hand on her shoulder. He motions at the needle in his hand, she grins sheepishly. She’s grateful that she was out when they inserted the catheter, needles were not her thing.  

“Sorry.”

“It’s okay,” Zay waves her off. “Most people assume that this thing just drives itself, how are you feeling?”

“Better. I feel a little dizzy, but overall I’m feeling better.”

“This might feel a little cold,” Farkle murmurs, she shivers but not because of the solution being pushed into her veins.

“It was touch and go for a couple of moments there.” Zay jots some things down. “Good thing we didn’t have to give you CPR. Although I doubt your boyfriend would have let us. Did you know he gave birth to a horse?”

“He didn’t,” Riley groans. He told that story to anyone who would listen. “And ex-boyfriend.” She clarifies.

“He did,” Zay says grimly, Farkle nods his head in agreement. “And good for you.”

Zay asks her a couple of question, cracks a couple of jokes before clicking his pen. “The IV should help you feel better.” Zay finally says.

“We’re almost there,” Farkle takes off his gloves. “You shouldn’t be at the hospital long. Just take the Benadryl the doctor is going to prescribe and avoid cashews and you should be good as new.”

Zay shoves him, “I was gonna say that. Gotta impress the pretty girls.”

A loud cough is heard.

He grins. “Just kidding Izzy.”

“Hmmmm.”

Zay shoves the heavy clipboard into his hands, “Your girl your paperwork.”

“She’s not…” But Zay’s already off to bother the girl she still hasn’t seen yet.

“I didn’t know you were a paramedic?”

“I don’t really advertise it,” Farkle looks up from his writing, “It usually attracts the crazies.”

“Is that why you’re taking a psychology, to avoid the crazies?” She smiles, she’s sure she looks deranged with her swollen face but she doesn’t care.

He laughs, “No, that’s not it.” She watches him scrawl his signature at the bottom of the page, “Maybe I’ll tell you one day.”

“I look forward to it.” She says sincerely.

“We’re here!” Zay exclaims.

“Do you want to get dinner sometime?” Farkle whispers as they help her out of the ambulance and into a wheelchair, “No cashews, I promise.”

“I’d like that.” Riley beams up at him.

“Aww,” Zay coos, “I can’t wait to be best man.”

The Babadook Starters
  • Ba-ba-ba... dook! Dook! DOOOOOKH!
  • You are nothing. You're nothing!
  • This is my house!
  • You are trespassing in my house!
  • If you touch my son/daughter again, I'll fucking kill you!
  • You can bring me the boy/girl
  • You can't get rid of the Babadook
  • DON'T LET IT IN!
  • I'm sick, ___. I need help.
  • We're gonna stay there tonight.
  • You want that?
  • I wanna make it up for you, ___.
  • I want you to meet your dad.
  • It's beautiful there.
  • You'll be happy.
  • Happy Birthday, sweetheart.
  • I have moved on.
  • I don't mention him.
  • I don't talk about him.
  • Why don't you go eat shit?
  • If it's in a word, or if it's in a look you can't get rid of the Babadook.
  • He wears a hat, he's tall and black
  • You better run, or he'll hold you in his locks.
  • You'll see him if you look.
  • I'm hungry.
  • If you're that hungry then go eat your shit!
  • Where did you get those fire-crackers?
  • You got them for me on the internet.
  • Well that's the end of the internet.
  • He's my father! You don't own him!
PVRIS lyrics sentence starters
  • "Take a good look at what I've become."
  • "There's a hole in my chest and I don't think it's leaving room for anyone."
  • "I'm trying my best."
  • "I'm doing everything to bring this body back to life."
  • "No matter how hard I try, I don't think I will make it through the night."
  • "I've been changing, falling, fading."
  • "There's demons at the door patiently waiting."
  • "Please watch over me, and be the light to carry me."
  • "I can feel it, being torn from my, my hands; my innocence."
  • "This change is all so permanent."
  • "Can't you see a change in me?"
  • "This world is a masterpiece."
  • "Shout out to the artist who took his heart and his soul and lost them both in the process."
  • "Please be the saint to save me."
  • "You were spoiled rotten and turned stale." "My tongue's acquired tolerance for tastes I couldn't stand.""You've been stuck in a rut and a wasteland."
  • "So just trust me, you'll be just fine."
  • "I need your trust just for tonight."
  • "Reach out your hands and tell me just what you feel."
  • "This is not just all in your head."
  • "Mind over matter makes these things feel so real."
  • "I can see the doubt in your eyes."
  • "You say there's no such thing as better things in life."
  • "I must confess this is all too new for me."
  • "Keep an open mind, it brings open hearts and open eyes."
  • "I'm hoping you weren't heaven sent, 'cause only hell knows where you've been."
  • "Your built composure's wearing thin."
  • "All your walls are caving in."
  • "I just wanna lift you up."
  • "I'll take all this love I found and I hope that it's enough."
  • "Don't you shut this down, no, don't you give this up."
  • "If we don't bend then this might break."
  • "Dream of me to keep you safe."
  • "Before you came around, I was lost and out of place."
  • "You're the only love I found and I'm hoping that you'll stay."
  • "Please stay."
  • "This isn't violence, this is just a war in my head."
  • "I give it time but it never seems to end."
  • "Don't you try to run right now, 'cause baby I could burn you down."
  • "The second that you walk into a room, I can't help myself from the things that you do."
  • "You're killing me right now."
  • "I think it's time you burn me down."
  • "I love the things we do when it's just me and you."
  • "You're just a ghost of blissful feelings."
  • "I'm losing you to the games in my mind."
  • "I know it's chemicals that make me cling to you."
  • "I need a miracle to get away from you."
  • "I think you're a saint and I think you're an angel."
  • "You give me something to think about that's not the shit in my head."
  • "You're a miracle."
  • "You're a glimpse of bliss, a little taste of heaven."
  • "You give me something to talk about."
  • "I need a miracle to bring me back to you."
  • "I know you're gone now, but I still wait for you."
  • "You walk around like you own the place."
  • "Guess it was all my fault."
  • "I think I let you in."
  • "Never thought that I would feel like this."
  • "Such a mess when I'm in your presence."
  • "It's my soul, it isn't yours anymore."
  • "Darling, you can't stay."
  • "Haven't you heard? I'm not yours anymore."
  • "I think it's time to get out."
  • "You've got it all, but you've got it all wrong."
  • "You're a poor unfortunate soul."
  • "You make it seem that you feel whole so they don't know you're a poor unfortunate soul."
  • "Think you're holy when you're not."
  • "I hate to break it to you baby, but you're simply lost."
  • "Simply calling out sins don't bring you closer to God."
  • "You're just a ghost at most, a set of empty bones."
  • "Searching for anything and everything to make you feel whole."
  • "You're all alone, you poor unfortunate soul."
  • "You just know I'm a poor unfortunate soul."
  • "There's no way that there's weight in the words that you preach."
  • "You contradict your speech."
  • "You're shallow and empty and filled with regret."
  • "Don't think I didn't notice."
  • "You've got it all."
  • "You've got it all wrong."
  • "It's hard to be what you need."
  • "All you ever do is turn me down."
  • "Can you hear me? I'm screaming for you."
  • "Day by day, I'm slowly replaced in your picture frames."
  • "Sick of the lack of signal, sick of the lack of touch."
  • "It's not enough, it's not enough."
  • "Don't blame your death on the shit in your head that you claimed ate you like a virus for days on end."
  • "I watched you decay, watched you waste away."
  • "Who'd you think you'd fool, baby, digging your own grave?"
  • "So go ahead, you just drop dead."
  • "You're trying to fool the whole world."
  • "You can't cheat death when you're digging your own grave."
  • "You're out of line."
  • "Your bridges are burning."
  • "You started a fire and you're burning up."
  • "What you give is what you get and in your case that's nothing but guilt and regret."
  • "I swear I couldn't wait to get you off my chest."
  • "It's hard to find life in something that's already died."
  • "I can't sleep, that's when you're torn away from me."
  • "It's hard to say 'good morning' when it's followed with 'goodbye'."
  • "Just wanted to say 'good night.'"
  • "I'm not ready to say 'good night.'"
  • "Yeah, I need to feel you again."
  • "Here comes the hardest part."
  • "In what world do I go to sleep after you and wake up before you? I don’t even know how it happens."
  • "Well I hope you’re having sweet dreams, and you call me when you wake up."
  • "Darling, don't be so shy."
  • "I'll see you at midnight."
  • "You make my world spin."
  • "I'll wait to see you again."
  • "I know you're dead inside."
  • "I don't feel so lonely."
  • "Darling, don't be so shy, I'll see you at midnight."
  • "In the morning, I hope I see you by my side."
  • "I know you're dead inside, but you make me feel alive."
  • "I'm the one with the ghosts in my bed."
  • "I swear that I'll be fine in the daylight."
  • "It's my head not my heart that's strayed."
  • "I'm sorry I keep pushing you away."
  • "I don't wanna fight."
  • "Why can't you stay?"
  • "I'm up against these things I can't see."
  • "Make me believe."
  • "You struck a match and left me to burn."
  • "I wanna feel something that's not the touch of your breath on my neck."
  • "I wanna feel something that's not the weight of your world in my head."
  • "I shouldn't give in, but I let you win."
  • "I won't let you in."
  • "I know it's warmer where you are and it's safer by your side."
  • "I can't be what you want."
  • "You and I can keep our love alive."
  • "It's cold when we're apart."
  • "I hate to feel this die."
  • "You can't give me what I want."
  • "I can't keep you in these arms so I keep you in my mind."
  • "Can we meet in the middle?"
  • "I've been wondering why you keep feeding me these lines."
  • "You made a fool of me."
  • "You charm me, it's not easy."
  • "You would not believe how the tides have turned."
  • "If I'm gonna play your games, I know there's a price to pay."
  • "I've got the tendency to constantly pay for my mistakes."
  • "I can't pick sides."
  • "You would not believe all the things I've seen."
  • "If I'm gonna lose this game, what's the use in trying to play?"
  • "I shouldn't expect any less but I can't always have my way."
  • "Your doubts of me are constant reminders of why I should stop hoping."
  • "Keep your eyes on me."
  • "I won't let them pull you under."
  • "You'll find what you're looking for."
Sentence Meme: Made Of Bricks
  • "Do this for me."
  • "Don't tell me that you didn't try and check out my bum."
  • "Everybody thinks I'm weird."
  • "Everytime we fight I know it's not right."
  • "I don't even know if we're still friends."
  • "I hope everything's gonna be alright."
  • "I just think that we get on."
  • "I just want your kiss."
  • "I know I should forget, but I can't."
  • "I know that I should let go, but I can't."
  • "I like to play."
  • "I must admit that I was a bit scared."
  • "I wish that we could see if we could be something."
  • "I wish that you knew when I said two sugars, actually I meant three."
  • "I wish that you loved me."
  • "I wish that you were more intelligent."
  • "I wish you'd hold my hand when I was upset."
  • "I'd rather be with your friends mate, 'cause they are much fitter."
  • "I'm not in love, I just wanna be touched."
  • "I've got a mixed-up memory."
  • "If you want you can come back to mine."
  • "Intelligent input darlin', why don't you just have another beer then?"
  • "Should I go or should I stay?"
  • "Stop being a dickhead."
  • "Tell me what you're thinking now don't be shy."
  • "This is my body."
  • "This is my face."
  • "We'd better run."
  • "What are you talking about?"
  • "When I saw you kissing that girl my heart it shattered."
  • "Why are you crying?"
  • "You are my friend."
  • "You deserve a real nice guy/girl."
  • "You don't have to be so up yourself all the time."
  • "You don't know how much I missed you."
  • "You'll find someone better."
  • "You're so nice."
  • "You've got that look in your eyes."
25 sentence starters
  • "I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet."
  • "They say that time's supposed to heal ya, but I ain't done much healing."
  • "I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be."
  • "I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet."
  • "There's such a difference between us."
  • "I must have called a thousand times to tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done."
  • "When I call you never seem to be home."
  • "At least I can say that I've tried to tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart."
  • "It don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore."
  • "It's so typical of me to talk about myself, I'm sorry."
  • "I hope that you're well."
  • "Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happened?"
  • "It's no secret that the both of us are running out of time."
  • "This was all you, none of it me."
  • "Send my love to your new lover."
  • "Treat her better."
  • "We've gotta let go of all of our ghosts."
  • "We both know we ain't kids no more."
  • "I'm giving you up."
  • "I've forgiven it all."
  • "I want every single piece of you."
  • "I want to teach you things you never knew, baby."
  • "I love the way your body moves."
  • "No one has me like you do, baby."
  • "Be delicate with my ego."
  • "Everybody loves the things you do."
  • "Everybody here is watching you."
  • "You're like a dream come true."
  • "If by chance you're here alone, can I have a moment before I go?"
  • "My God, this reminds me of when we were young."
  • "Let me photograph you in this light in case it is the last time."
  • "It was just like a movie."
  • "It was just like a song."
  • "Nobody told me that you'd be here."
  • "You still look like a movie."
  • "It's hard to admit that everything just takes me back to when you were there."
  • "A part of me keeps holding on, just in case it hasn't gone."
  • "I guess I still care... do you still care?"
  • "I remember all of the things that I thought I wanted to be."
  • "Every story has it's scars."
  • "No river is too wide or too deep for me to swim to you."
  • "If you're not the one for me, why do I hate the idea of being free?"
  • "If I'm not the one for you, you've gotta stop holding me the way you do."
  • "If I'm not the one for you, why have we been through what we have been through?"
  • "I want you to be my keeper, but not if you are so reckless."
  • "If you're gonna let me down, let me down gently."
  • "Don't pretend that you don't want me."
  • "What are you waiting for?"
  • "It ain't no life to live like you're on the run."
  • "Have I ever asked for much?"
  • "The only thing that I want is your love."
  • "Everybody tells me it's 'bout time that I moved on."
  • "I need to learn to lighten up and learn how to be young."
  • "My heart is a valley, it's so shallow."
  • "I'm scared to death if I let you in that you'll see I'm just a fake."
  • "Sometimes I feel lonely in the arms of your touch, but I know that's just me 'cause nothing ever is enough."
  • "I stain every heart that I use to heal the pain."
  • "I should probably tell you now before it's way too late, that I never meant to hurt you or lie straight to your face."
  • "Consider this my apology."
  • "Take your eyes off of me so I can leave, I'm far too ashamed to do it with you watching me."
  • "This is never ending, we have been here before."
  • "I can't stay this time cause I don't love you anymore."
  • "Don't come any closer."
  • "Don't try to change my mind."
  • "I'm being cruel to be kind."
  • "It feels like we're oceans apart."
  • "Maybe we're already defeated."
  • "You have given me something that I can't live without."
  • "I don't want to carry on like everything is fine."
  • "Please don't fall apart, I can't face your breaking heart."
  • "I'm trying to be brave."
  • "Stop asking me to stay."
  • "Everything changed me."
  • "I don't regret a thing."
  • "I want to live and not just survive."
  • "I don't think you can save me."
  • "I only wanted to have fun."
  • "Deep down I must have always known that this would be inevitable."
  • "I know I'm not the only one who regrets the things they've done."
  • "Sometimes I just feel it's only me who can't stand the reflection that they see."
  • "They can't look me in the eye, it's like they're scared of me."
  • "Sometimes I just feel it's only me who never became who they thought they'd be."
  • "That was a million years ago."
  • "Why don't we just play pretend, like we're not scared of what is coming next."
  • "If this is my last night with you, hold me like I'm more than just a friend."
  • "It matters how this ends, 'cause what if I never love again?"
  • "No one knows me like you do."
  • "Since you're the only one that matters, tell me who do I run to?"
  • "Let this be the way we remember us."
  • "I don't wanna be cruel or vicious, and I ain't asking for forgiveness."
  • "I find it funny that you're the only one I never looked for."
  • "I wasn't ready then, I'm ready now."
  • "You will only be eternally the one that I belong to."
  • "I've been looking for you, baby, in every face that I've ever known."
  • "There is something about the way you love me that finally feels like home."
  • "I have loved you all my life."
  • "I gave you everything you never gave me."
  • "There's too much that I haven't said."
  • "Did you find the note that I wrote?"
  • "Do you even know that I can't let go?"
  • "Why were you so cold? Let the truth be told."
  • "Tell me, was it all for the thrill?"
  • "The words don't come out right when you're right in front of me."
  • "Why do you love me?"
  • "I'm in deeper than I knew."
  • "How do you keep me coming back for more after all we've been through?"
  • "I can't decide if I should run and hide."
  • "I want you to love me."
  • "Where does the time go?"
  • "I spend every single moment daydreaming of you."
  • "I can't describe how I feel, it feels right."
  • "You have a place in my heart that will always be yours."
Favourite lines from M.I.T.A.M
  • Hey Angel: Hey angel, tell me do you ever try to go to the other side?
  • Drag Me Down: If I didn't have you I'd never see the sun, you taught me how to be someone
  • Perfect: And if you're looking for someone to write your break-up songs about, baby I'm perfect
  • Infinity: And now I'm one step closer to being, two steps far from you
  • End of the Day: And you follow your heart even though it will break sometimes
  • If I Could Fly: I've got scars, even though they can't always be seen
  • Long Way Down: Built a cathedral, but we never prayed/We had a mountain, but took it for granted
  • Never Enough: Lips so good I forget my name, I swear I could give you everything/I don't need my heart you can break it
  • Olivia: This isn't the stain of a red wine I'm bleeding love
  • What A Feeling: With no way out and a long way down, everybody needs someone around, but I can't hold you too close now/What a feeling to be a king beside you somehow, I wish I could be there now
  • Love You Goodbye: I know you're saying you don't wanna hurt me, well maybe you should show a little mercy/I know there's nothing I can do to change it but is there something that can be negotiated, my hearts already breaking baby go on twist the knife
  • I Want to Write You A Song: Everything I need I get from you/I wanna write you a song, one to make your heart remember me
  • History: Thought we were going strong, thought we were holding on, aren't we?
  • Temporary Fix: All that I can see is you waking up in my t-shirt/Body's saying everything I don't have to read your mind/Let me touch you where your heart is
  • Walking in the Wind: We had some good tricks up our sleeves/You will find me, in places that we've never been for reasons we don't understand/As we raised our glasses up to make a toast I realised you were missing
  • Wolves: I ain't up for debating, ain't enough for the taking, you got the whole world shaking/Ain't going down without a fight
  • A.M.: You and me were raised in the same part of town, got these scars on the same ground/Won't you stay till the A.M/We're just swimming round in our glasses, and talking out of our asses, like we're all gonna make it/Don't wanna sleep cause we're dreaming out loud/You know I'm always coming back to this place/You know I'm always gonna look for your face
Honeymoon sentence starters
  • "There's nobody for you but me."
  • "We make the rules."
  • "We both know the history of violence that surrounds you."
  • "Putting on my music while I’m watching the boys."
  • "I’ve been sent to destroy."
  • "I know what only the girls know."
  • "Nothing gold can stay."
  • "It's all a game to me anyway."
  • "I don't matter to anyone."
  • "I lost myself when I lost you."
  • "I still get trashed, darling, when I hear your tunes."
  • "I won't change you for anything."
  • "I feel free when I see no one and nobody knows my name." "I've got nothing much to live for."
  • "Look at you, looking at me."
  • "Loving you is hard, being here is harder."
  • "I can't survive if this is all that's real."
  • "The truth is I never bought into your bullshit."
  • "All I wanna do is get high by the beach."
  • "You could be a bad motherfucker, but that don't make you a man."
  • "Now you're just another one of my problems."
  • "Come to California."
  • "Be a freak like me, too."
  • "We could slow dance to rock music, kiss while we do it."
  • "If you stay, I'll stay."
  • "You're not mean, you just want to be seen."
  • "A little party never hurt no one, so we stay out late."
  • "You want in, but you just can't win."
  • "You're crazy all the time."
  • "We were born to be free."
  • "It never was about the money or the drugs."
  • "You're my religion."
  • "Everything looks better from above, my king."
  • "All the lights are sparkling for you."
  • "I've been waiting for you all this time."
  • "I adore you, can't you see, you're meant for me?"
  • "Summer's hot, but I've been cold without you."
  • "Got my blue nail polish on; it's my favorite color and my favorite tone of song."
  • "I don't really wanna break up."
  • "It's not easy for me to talk about."
  • "Looking for love in all the wrong places."
  • "Carry me home, don't wanna talk about the things to come."
  • "Now that he's gone, I can't feel nothing."
  • "I got you where I want you."
  • "It's not one of those phases I'm going through."
  • "I'm on my own again."
  • "Be careful of the company you keep."
  • "Give me your diamonds."
  • "You're hard to reach, you're cold to touch."
  • "Why work so hard when you could just be free?"
  • "You got your moment now, you got your legacy."
  • "I will never sing again."
  • "You've been gone so long, you missed everything."
  • "Baby, you understand me now?"
  • "Don't you know, no one alive can always be an angel?"
  • "I'm just a soul whose intentions are good."
  • "Please don't let me be misunderstood."
  • "I never meant to take it out on all you."
  • "Don't you know I have faults like anyone?"
submissive full smut {calum}

*request*

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it was no secret whatsoever that you and calum were physical. the two of you were always getting jabs from your friends about you’re over the top PDA. it was also no secret that he was definitely the more dominant one in your relationship; always giving you those punishing looks and mouthing what he would do if you misbehaved right in front of your friends, who of course knew almost all the kinky details of your sex life anyway.

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currently though, he was -to be frank- pissing you off. all day he had been talking about a threesome with your best friend who was undeniably hotter than you by your standards. there wasn’t a lot you wouldn’t do sexually, but sharing calum was out of the question. after you shot down his requests and offers, he continued to talk about how hot she was, which sent you over the edge. at this point you’re almost fuming.

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‘calum,’ you speak with gritted teeth, 'bedroom. now’

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if he couldn’t take no for an answer he was going to have to be convinced he didn’t even want it anymore. of course, being calum, he hops up from the couch, adding some playful comments about you being a good girl before heading off down the hall, obviously thinking he was going to be in charge tonight. oh how wrong he was.

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five minutes later you’re walking into the bedroom with a purpose, opening your dresser as he lays on the bed watching you carefully. you dig around for a piece of lingerie he had yet to see since you bought it. calum liked to see you innocent, which meant lots of simple bra and underwear sets in white lace and pastels, with an occasional thong, but months ago you had bought a black and red lace corset with matching underwear, suspenders and stockings included on a whim, convinced you would never get the chance to wear them.

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'baby, what’s that' 

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you can hear the bed creak as he kneels up to see what you’re holding. you ignore his comments and slip into the bathroom, locking the door. just as you predicted, minutes later he’s attempting to get in.

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'c'mon babe, what are you doing’

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you pout in the mirror, clipping your last suspender onto your stockings and running your fingers through your hair, trying to get it as tousled as possible.

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'calum’ you whine. 'go get a chair from the dining room and bring it in here’

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'sounds kinky’ he retorts, but you can hear his footsteps leaving the premises, returning only moments after.

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'i got it babe’

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you smirk to yourself, finally unlocking the door and turning the handle. the second calum looked at you his pupils dilate before becoming blown with both lust and surprise.

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'when did you get that?’

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'a while ago’

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you shake it off, focused on one goal.

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'sit down,’ you command sternly and although calum is one to joke around and be stubborn, he must hear the tone in your voice because he quickly sits down in the chair, gulping.

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'what’s this ab-’

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'shut up’

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you attempt to keep a straight face at his confusion and possibly fear, but can’t help the hint of the smirk that surfaces. turning around, you slowly step to calum’s dresser, digging around until you find an old silky gray tie that he has maybe worn once. many questions are leaving calums mouth, although each one is ignored as you pull his shirt over his head and his maroon beanie over his eyes. immediately, his hands move to the edge to lift it back up but you’re quicker, grabbing his wrists and straddling him, pushing them behind the chair as you occupy him with a kiss and attempt to tie them as strong as possible with the silver garment.

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'did, uh, did you just tie my hands?’

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at this point, he’s beginning to sound nervous, the devious look on your face growing with every hesitation he makes. 

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'you made me very mad today calum’

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he starts to groan, but you cut him off, squishing his cheeks.

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'no talking. it’s my turn.’

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he nods blindly, and you continue to give the low down, explaining that the reason you’re upset is because he wouldn’t shut up about your best friend.

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'i don’t like that calum. you’re mine and mine only. did you hear me? what did i say?’

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he swallows, his breaths getting shallow.

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'I’m yours and yours only baby girl.’

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the name makes your stomach churn.

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'i’m making sure you know your mine tonight, okay?’

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'o-okay’

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you kneel in front of him, unbuttoning his jeans.

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'up’

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immediately his hips are up, allowing you to slide both his jeans and boxers down to his ankles, leaving him completely naked. he’s already completely hard, making you giggle as you run your nails up and down his bare thighs. he squirms, his feet sliding around on the hardwood.

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'feet flat on the ground,’ you growl, and he is stiff again.

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the sound of your fingertips going over his skin is deafening in the completely silent room. that is, until you begin to hear whimpers fall from calum’s lips. each sound hits you to the core.

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'please’ he strains, his head tilting back and lips quivering.

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if you were being honest, you’re enjoying this way more than you thought you would.

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'please what?’

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you cock an eyebrow as he closes his mouth and clenches his jaw.

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'touch me’

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'where? where do you want to be touched?’

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'my cock baby, please’

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'there?’ you question as you wrap your hand around him and he presses his hips upward.

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'mhmm’

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calum’s a pile of wax in your hands right now, whimpering and begging you to continue, which you accommodate to.

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'your mouth,’ he gasps, 'need to feel your mouth around me’

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soon enough your lips are coming in contact with the head, your tongue pressing flatly against the bottom before swirling around the the top. a couple profanities are breathed out, barely audible.

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'please baby, you gotta let me see-’

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he’s cut off, taking a sharp breath as you allow more of him down your throat.

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'see you’

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you release him at once. 

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'ah ah ah, not yet.’

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you continue to give him head, until by the tension in his thighs and the sloppiness of his moans you can tell he is close. you stand and he tugs at his restraints.

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'no, no baby don’t do that to me’

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you can’t help but let out a small giggle, and you can tell he’s getting desperate.

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'please, i’ll-’ he pauses, thinking.

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'i promise i’ll be good baby girl, just please finish me off. i’ll never talk of threesomes again and i’ll make you feel so fucking good afterwards, please’

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the thought of him touching you makes you ache, almost enough to release him from everything and allow /him/ to fuck /you/. almost. you unclip your stockings, ignoring him as he continues to plead and pull down your underwear, calmly stepping back over to him and finally folding the beanie back up and freeing his eyes. immediately he takes note of your lack of bottoms, licking his lips with furrowed eyebrows.

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'are you still close?’ you inquire to which he nods.

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you pout at him.

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'so that means you won’t be able to last long enough to fuck me’

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he blows air from his cheeks, the thought obviously troubling him.

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'i don’t think so, no’

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you turn around, crouching to get your discarded apparel.

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'wait, baby what are you doing.’

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'if you can’t last what’s the point?’

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you can tell he’s getting antsy. you start to step into the red lace when he speaks again.

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'i’ll hold it in, i promise’

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you stop, letting them fall to the floor, before straddling his thighs.

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'if you come before i do, i’m not untying you. do i make myself clear?' 

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your teeth are grit and directly next to his ear, to which he releases a shaky breath.

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'crystal.’

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your arms find there way to his shoulders as support, lowering yourself onto him and suppressing a moan. calum does not suppress his. he lifts his hips to meet you halfway, causing you to glare at him.

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'hips down.’

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he groans in protest, but obliges, throwing his head back as you slide the whole way down, wincing at the feeling you’ll never quite get used to. you take advantage of his bare neck, attaching your lips to the skin there as you roll your hips around. 

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'please don’t. you’re making it.. you’re making it too hard.’

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'too bad’

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you kiss up his jaw as you begin to ride him fully.

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'fuck, babygirl.’

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he’s speaking through his teeth as he pulls harder on the tie around his wrists.

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'i wanna touch you so bad. you gotta let me touch you.’

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he’s never known the affect his words have on you, and just that simple line notches you closer to your orgasm. you have to hand it to calum, he’s really holding in there, although from the groans and almost pained breaths you can tell it’s really /really/ hard for him. you can’t see his hands right now, but your sure he’s white knuckling it as he screws his eyes shut. his chest is moving at an unbelievable pace while you bounce up and down on him and he’s moaning a bunch of different phrases from 'oh god’ to 'please’ to your name.

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eventually, you can’t take it anymore, digging your teeth into the skin on his shoulder you had previously been kissing as you reach your peak, shaking almost violently. not even seconds after he realizes that you’ve came, calum does and he honest to god literally, lets out a quick scream and then he’s almost collapsed into as much of a slump as you can being on a chair with a girl on top of you, sputtering curse words and other inaudible things. he bites down on his lower lip, shaking his head at you.

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'was that better than you could get from any other girl?’

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he nods, defeated.

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'who’s are you again?’

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'yours, all yours.’

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you let out a 'hmmph’ of satisfaction before standing up and stepping to the back  of the chair with wobbling legs, difficultly untying the silk thats holding calum back. he pulls his arms in front of him, stretching out, before crawling completely naked straight onto the bed face down. he turns his head as you unclasp the front of the corset and roll next to him, staring into his eyes.

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'that was, quite possibly the best sex we’ve ever had. i like you when you’re angry. but frankly, you’ve really got it coming tomorrow. just watch.’

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