don't lie you were thinking it too

The 16 Myers-Briggs Types As: Michael Scott Quotes
  • ISTJ: "I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms."
  • ISTP: "You don't know me. You've just seen my penis."
  • ISFJ: "It's never too early for ice cream."
  • ISFP: "And I knew exactly what to do. But, in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do."
  • INTJ: "I am dead inside."
  • INTP: "Should have burned this place down while I had the chance."
  • INFJ: "When the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country! Okay?"
  • INFP: "If a baby were president, there would be no taxes. There would be no war."
  • ESTJ: "You wanna hear a lie? I think you're great. You're my best friend."
  • ESTP: "That's what she said!"
  • ESFJ: "Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, 'Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth.'"
  • ESFP: "I am Beyoncé always."
  • ENTJ: "I don't hate it. I just don't like it at all, and it's terrible."
  • ENTP: "I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."
  • ENFJ: "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
  • ENFP: "Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."

anonymous asked:

I applied for a summer job today and on the app there were questions like "do ur moods fluctuate often" "do unknown social situations give u anxiety" "do you often feel down/sad/depressed" "are u often stressed/stress easily" where you had to agree or disagree and obv they wanted you to DISagree. do you think that's sorta ableist or am I just reading too far into it?? it made me super uncomfy because I'm mentally ill and I don't think a job should ask those things?? idk ugh

yes it is ableist, with those screening tests basically you just need to lie and answer how you think their “ideal perfect employee” would behave/think

  • Kevin, to Joaquin: You know, like, when we were - Maybe a couple years ago when we were still getting to know each other... It takes a little while before, like, you realize what someone's, like, boundaries lie. In terms of what you can say and what you can't say. And we were talking about hanging out and I was, like, I wanna say, like, "I'm so fucking pumped up! I can't wait!" but I was like, "It's too early I don't know if... Like, He'd be like..." You know? Whatever. I was just like, "I'm excited to see you man!" and I think you responded with, "Dude, I cannot wait to get inside your asshole."

anonymous asked:

How do you know if someone is actually a toxic person in your life and it isn't just your anxiety/low self-esteem acting up? I always overthink everything between this person and I so I'm unsure if they really aren't that great or if I'm just expecting/wanting too much and setting myself up for disappointment. At the same time, this person does things that I don't think someone who truly cares about me would do. Am I taking things too seriously or should I let this person go completely? -A

I often had trouble figuring out if the people around me were toxic, or if I was just ‘overreacting’. the easiest way for me to figure it out was to check the following:

do they lie to you? this doesn’t include small white lies but twisting information, misleading you, withholding information, and just plain lies are all red flags to watch out for.

are they selfish or self absorbed? toxic people are rarely concerned about the feelings of others and they lack compassion. this may involve taking up a lot of your time, and they will always meet their needs before yours. consider what they’re gaining vs what they are giving. 

how do they speak about others? this could involve trash talking anyone, even other friends from your circle. anyone who is happy bringing others down should be avoided. the chances are, they’ll say the same negative things about you behind your back. 

do you get a bad vibe from this person? trust your intuition. it’s usually right.

if you find yourself saying yes to most or all of these, then I would definitely suggest giving yourself personal space from this person for a while. they could be heavily affecting your self esteem, and honestly you deserve to be surrounded by people who respect and support you. concentrate on yourself for a while. hang out with friends who make you feel good.💕

do you think that anyone wants to kill people?!! 
what kind of person would do this for fun?! 
who would want to do this?! with what we did of course you despise us and want to kill us! we can never take any of it back... but we could not come to terms with our sins... when we were pretending to be soldiers, it was a little bit
easier. it's not a lie, connie! jean!!
it's true that we deceived you but it wasn't all lies! we really did think of you as friends!!
i know we don't have the right to apologize.. but someone.. please i'm begging you.. someone find us..
Happy Birthday Bertolt [ 30.12 ]
sense8 help each other in distress wolfgang edition:
  • wolfgang: i can't lie to save my life
  • lito: lol, k
  • wolfgang: i think i made strategical mistake
  • will: your evil uncle wears kevlar, watch out dude
  • wolfgang: i'm gonna die in the kitchen
  • kala: not on my watch *assembles homemade explosive*
  • lito: i made a mistake but i have to save my friend
  • wolfie: lol k
  • kala: i don't wanna marry this man
  • wolfie: *steps out naked* you were saying????
  • kala: *conviniently faints*
  • will: i am too just and too american to drive into this hellicopter
  • wolfie: lol, k.
  • *Some random arcobaleno meeting*
  • Fon: So, Colonello, maybe a couple of years ago when we were first getting to know each other
  • Fon: It takes a little while before you know where someone's boundaries lie--
  • Colonello: *nervously* oh god.
  • Fon: -- In terms of like what you can say and what you can't say
  • Fon: We were talking about like, hanging out and I wanted to say "man I'm so fucking pumped up, I can't wait to see you"
  • Fon: But I was like, it's too early, I don't know if he'd be like OK or whatever
  • Fon: so I was just like "I'm so excited to see you man" and I Think you responded with like "Dude I cannot WAIT to get inside your asshole!"
  • Colonello: *extreme hysterical laughter*
  • Fon: and I was like well, we're friends now I guess it's official!
Mumford & Sons sentence starters
  • "I never meant you any harm."
  • "If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy I could have won."
  • "You rip out all I had just to say that you've won."
  • "I gave you all."
  • "This is not the end."
  • "My heart was never pure."
  • "Love; it will not betray you, dismay or enslave you, it will set you free."
  • "Be more like the man you were made to be."
  • "You hold your truth so purely."
  • "I'm worried that I blew my only chance."
  • "Steal a kiss and you'll break your heart."
  • "Lead me home."
  • "My heart was colder when you'd gone."
  • "I lost my head, but found the one that I love."
  • "Let's live while we are young."
  • "I don't even know if I believe everything you're trying to say to me."
  • "This is never gonna go our way if I'm gonna have to guess what's on your mind."
  • "Say something, something like you love me."
  • "I will wait for you."
  • "Well, you forgave and I won't forget."
  • "Now I'll be bold as well as strong and use my head alongside my heart."
  • "Spare me your judgements and spare me your dreams."
  • "It's getting dark, darling, too dark to see."
  • "Just give me a second, darling, to clear my head."
  • "You have blood on your hands and I know it's mine."
  • "I just need more time."
  • "Let's kiss like we used to."
  • "I've got unfinished business."
  • "My head told my heart "let love grow", but my heart told my head "this time no.""
  • "Were we too young?"
  • "Do you ever think of me in the quiet, in the crowd?"
  • "I was desperate, I was weak, I could not put up a fight."
  • "You said no one would ever know the love that we had shared."
  • "As I took my leave to go, it was clear you didn't care."
  • "Well I guess I'll just go home."
  • "I struggle to find any truth in your lies."
  • "Lend me your hand and we'll conquer them all."
  • "You are not alone in this."
  • "As brothers we will stand and we'll hold your hand."
  • "You'll never be what is in your heart."
  • "You're not as brave as you were at the start."
  • "Take all the courage you have left and waste it on fixing all the problems that you made in your own head."
  • "But it was not your fault but mine, and it was your heart on the line."
  • "I really fucked it up this time. Didn't I, my dear?"
  • "Darkness is a harsh term don't you think?"
  • "It seems that all my bridges have been burnt."
  • "But you, you've gone too far this time."
  • "Can you lie next to her and give her your heart, as well as your body?"
  • "Tell me now, where was my fault in loving you with my whole heart?"
  • "You desired my attention but denied my affections."
  • "It's empty in the valley of your heart."
5SOS Preference #8: Packing (Requested)
  • Ashton Irwin: "You got enough underwear?" I ask, quickly while checking things off of my big list. Ashton laughs but I don't get what's funny. We both are leaving in two days for the big tour and I'm a wreck. "What's so funny?" I ask as I shake my head, confused. "You," He says, his Cheshire smile growing. "You keep asking if I have everything even though I told you like seven times that I'm all set to go." I sigh. "I just want to make sure." I mumble. Ashton chuckles and pulls me into him for a hug. I close my eyes and then breathe in his scent. "You gotta relax, babe." He coos while rubbing my back with his hand. "I know but this is big for me, Ash. I've never done this before." I say into his chest. "I understand completely. But you don't have to stress over it, (Y/N). Take it one step at a time." He says. "What if our luggage gets lost, huh?" I ask before pulling away from him. "What are we gonna do then?" Ashton laughs. "That's impossible babe." I bite on the inside of my cheek. "It's been done before." I mumble. He takes my hands in his. "Everything's gonna be alright, okay?" I nod my head before he kisses my forehead. "I love you." He whispers and I smile. "I love you too, Ashton." He breathes out. "Now come," Ashton says with a smirk while pulling me towards the stairs. "I know a great way to help you relax, trust me."
  • Luke Hemmings: "Luke, cut it out." I say, getting a little pissed, after he takes my shirt out of my suit case again, for the third time. He lays on our bed on his side and watches me pack for the tour. "It's not funny anymore." I admit. "Oh lighten up, baby," He says with a big smile. "It's not my fault that you waited until the last minute to pack." I flip him off before going to my drawer to grab my underwear and bras. "What did I do to deserve the finger?" He asks. I can hear the smile in his voice. "You're being you, that's what." He chuckles as I close the drawer. I walk back to my case and sit down beside it. After placing my stuff in the suit case, Luke decides to close my the top of it, even though I'm not even close to being done. "Really Luke?" I ask, turning my head to him. He nods and then kisses my lips. I try to pull away but his lips are so addicting. Luke's hands find my waist and pulls me closer to him, our lips never leaving each other's. He places me on top of him. "L-Luke, not right n-now." I say between the kiss. "Yes, right now." I sigh. "I have to pack." I pull away with a giggle. "It can wait." He says with a quick nod. I shake my head as he begins to rub circles onto my hips with his thumbs. I breathe out and meet back with his lips. I guess it can wait.
  • Calum Hood: "Where is it?" I mutter while searching the top shelf of the closet. "You okay?" Calum asks while walking into the closet. I stop searching and look over to him. "Uh...I'm great." I lie with a smile. His smile grows. "Are you getting really excited like me?" He asks while wrapping his arms around my waist, still looking down at me. I nod and kiss his lips. "What were you looking for?" Calum asks after he pulls away. "Nothing." I say a little too quickly. He nods his head slowly. "I think I'm packing way too much." I say, trying to change the subject, as I walk out of the closet. I walk towards my suit case. "Don't you think?" I ask him. He shakes his head. "No, I think I actually packed more than you." I laugh. "Well good." I say before checking my suit case one last time. "I can't believe you're coming with me." Calum whispers into my neck while standing behind me. I breathe in once his warm breath meets my neck. He starts to kiss my neck. "Babe?" I whisper. "Hmmm?" He hums. "I gotta get one more thing." He pulls away. "I'll get it. What is it?" I turn to him and see that he's walking towards the closet already. "My purple sweatshirt, please." He nods and starts searching. I look down at my luggage again to see, checking what I have or what I need to get. "Uh...sweetheart?" Calum stutters. "Yeah?" I turn my head towards the closet. "What's this?" He asks while holding up the pink Victoria Secret bag. My face turns beet red. That's what I've been looking for. "I's um-" Calum opens the bag and then immediately smirks. "Is this for me, baby?" He says slowly while pulling up the red lingerie bra. I look down at my feet. "Well, this is defiantly coming with us." He says, staring at the bra.
  • Michael Clifford: "Babe, thats not how you fold a shirt." I say, chuckling while watching Michael try to fold his shirt. "Well how the hell do you do it then miss picky?" He asks before throwing his shirt at me. "There is no need to be an ass, Michael." I say, trying not to laugh. He shakes his head with his arms folded, a scowl on his face. "Just watch me, okay?" Michael breathes out and nods his head quickly. I fold the shirt slowly, making sure he can memorize it. "Now," I say after folding the shirt and putting in into his suit case. "You try." He grabs a shirt from the laundry basket and then begins to fold it. "This is ridiculous," He says while bringing the sleeves together. "Why can't you do this?" I shake my head and sigh. "I already packed my things babe, all by myself. And I'm pretty sure you're capable of packing on your own, too." Michael watches me with his lip out. "But babe." He whines cutely. I smile and lean in to peck his lips. "No Michael, you're on your own." I say before getting up from our bed. "(Y/N)." He whines. "Michael." I whine back as I walk into the closet. "Can you just help me for a little bit?" He asks, politely.
  • I laugh. I know he's perfectly fine at folding his clothes, I've seen it before. "Michael, if you do not start packing now, there will be no sex tonight. Got it?" I say, firmly. "That is not fair!" Mikey says, emphasizing the 'not.' "Do it bub, or you'll get nothing." I get a loud groan from my childish boyfriend which causes me to smirk.
Akashi's case.
  • Kuroko: Akashi-kun, Aomine-kun skipped practice again.
  • Akashi: Even I couldn't stop that dark man.
  • Aomine: Oi! I'm right here, you know!
  • Kise: Dark man-ssu!! Hahaha!
  • Aomine: Oi, Kisee, don't laugh like that!
  • Midorima: How about you shows up in the practice starting tomorrow-nodayo?
  • Aomine: Don't care, don't wanna-nanodayo.
  • Midorima: Stop copying me!
  • Murasakibara: Hey, hey, guys~ I was thinking about Aka-chin last night.
  • Aomine: So? Everyone does. We all couldn't stop thinking about that devil man.
  • Midorima: Even I think about Akashi. Wondering what kind of punishment he would do us the following day-nanodayo.
  • Kuroko: Me too.
  • Kise: Murasakibaracchi, why were you thinking about Akashicchi?
  • Murasakibara: When Mido-chin and Kuro-chin changed their honorifics... I was imagining Aka-chin doing the same thing.
  • Everyone: ....
  • Kise: Uwaa, I wanna hear Akashicchi calling me Ryouta-kun!!
  • Aomine: Me too! Me too!! It's been a while since someone called me Daiki-kun or Dai-chan!
  • Midorima:'s not that I want Akashi to call me like that too. I feel like joining-nodayo.
  • Kuroko: Me too.
  • Murasakibara: Shall we~
  • ----
  • Kise: Ready, Kurokocchi? Remember, don't tell him your purpose.
  • Aomine: You know that Tetsu cannot lie.
  • Midorima: He doesn't have a choice, does he?
  • Murasakibara: Just go on with it.
  • Kuroko: Alright.... Akashi-kun!
  • Akashi: Hm? Tetsuya, what's wrong?
  • Kuroko: I... I was... uh... you know... um...
  • Aomine: See?! See?! Tetsu couldn't lie!
  • Midorima: He's way too honest-nodayo!
  • Kise: I guess we don't have a choice... Akashicchi! Akashicchi!
  • Aomine: What is that stupid doing?!
  • Midorima: Leave him be. He will be the only one who'll be punished by Akashi.
  • Aomine: I guess you are right.
  • Kise: Akashicchi, I dare you to call us with honorifics-ssu!
  • Akashi: ....
  • Kise: Please don't kill me!!
  • Kuroko: ... don't kill me either.
  • Akashi: Honorifics, huh? Even those three as well?
  • Aomine, Midorima & Murasakibara: !!!
  • Kise: Yes-ssu!
  • Aomine: Oi!!
  • Midorima: D-don't involve us!
  • Akashi: ....
  • Everyone: ....
  • Akashi: Alright, Daiki-kun, Ryouta-kun, Tetsuya-chan, Atsushi-kun, and Shintarou-kun, your training methods had increased 5 times. Thanks Ryouta-kun for this.
  • Everyone: ....
  • Kuroko: T-Tetsuya....-chan?
  • Midorima: W-what the hell-nanodayo...
  • Aomine: That devil can be adorable...
  • Kise: I'm dying-ssu!!
  • Aomine: Then die!
  • Murasakibara: My heart throbs even though he increased our methods...
  • Everyone: ... yeah.
  • Aomine: It was worth it though.
If you don't support underage littles

Think about this for a while! It isn’t right to tell them they can’t have that identity yet. No, don’t encourage them to go kink with adults, or even kids. But, support them, help them stay safe. I was a little when I was a teen too. Most of us were, don’t lie. So stop being such a hypocrite. I cannot pick on underage littles because I was one. But what I can do is help keep them safe, since I know what happens when you don’t stay safe. I have first hand experience in the bad. Even if you tell them they aren’t ok, aren’t valid and that they shouldn’t be supported, they are going to do their own without someone experienced to help keep them safe. At the very least, support them to help keep them safe. Take one under your wing. Keep them safe, Dammit!!!!

So, underage littles, message me if you want to talk or want advice. I am very willing to help you stay safe.

Every HS AU I read (doesn't matter the fandom/bandom)
  • Main character (popular athlete/rich kid): I act like I'm fine but I'm really not (blah blah blah "i'm more of a writer than a football player" blah blah blah "i wear a mask" blah blah blah)
  • Love interest (who tends to be a dork/geek/nerd/nobody for some reason but has also been friends with the main character for 5+ years): Hi let me help you, you don't look happy
  • MC: NO
  • LI: BUT
  • MC: NO
  • *about three-five chapters in*
  • *kiss*
  • LI: I should probably mention that I have an evil ex who's kind of messed up and may want to kill you once he finds out
  • MC: We'll work through it omg ilysm (insert name here)
  • LI: Ilyt (insert name here)
  • MC: I'm just so happy to be with you, (insert name here)
  • Evil Ex: That not right
  • LI: I'm happy to be with you too (insert name here)
  • *about six-??? chapters in*
  • MC: I'm really not as perfect as you think I am (blah blah blah "I've been living a lie" this is where the author inserts some confession along the lines of suicidal thoughts/self-harm/anxiety/depression/paranoia of the sort)
  • LI: I've loved you since I was twelve years old and we were best friends forever and ever and for some reason my feelings started to change for you...
  • *really awkward sex scene that makes you pray that no one is looking over your shoulder jfc*
  • Evil Ex: Don't go near (insert name here) or else I'll hunt you down
  • MC: *does anyways*
  • MC: *ends in hospital in a coma (can I take a moment to ask why some character is always in a coma?)*
  • MC: *wakes up*
  • Correct me if I'm wrong.

anonymous asked:

tbh fanboy!joshua is literally the best idea i've ever heard? god bless

AAAHH REALLY? ACK THANK YOU! I already have some ideas for Fanboy!Joshua lmao

  • Has a really nice Tumblr blog dedicated to you that’s just super amazing
  • His blog is full of high-quality photos of you, super amazing edits with your face in it, etc.
  • Makes really long and meaningful text posts about you where he talks about what a great person you are, how hard you worked to get where you are, how kind you are to your fans, etc.
  • Has never been able to go to one of your concerts before (he’s just never had the chance to) so instead he just watches the fancams taken of you
  • Gets really embarrassed when he hears something about you because just the mention of your name makes him think about you and how cute you are, how talented you are, how amazing you are, and how big of a fan he is and oh no he’s turning red again
  • Doesn’t buy big posters with your face on it because he always gets so embarrassed because YOUR FACE IS IN HIS ROOM LOOKING AT HIM WHILE HE WORKS, SLEEPS, CHANGES, IT’S JUST TOO MUCH!!!
  • Does really great covers of some of your songs (he sings with his angel voice and plays the guitar)
  • YOU!! NOW!! KNOW!! HE!! EXISTS!!
  • After he gets over the initial shock he has to lie down on the floor and collect himself because it’s just…wow…you retweeted his cover…which means you liked it…and you know he exists….
  • Isn’t able to stop smiling for months afterwards
  • Tbh Fanboy!Joshua is just the cutest fanboy of them all


OneRepublic Sentence Meme
  • "It's too late to apologize."
  • "All this time I was waiting for you."
  • "There's someone I've been missing."
  • "Come home."
  • "The world ain't half as bad as they paint it to be."
  • "All I see is you and me."
  • "The fight for you is all I've ever known."
  • "I woke up with the sun."
  • "What a peculiar state we're in."
  • "Let's play a game."
  • "Today I'm not myself."
  • "I would teach you for a fee."
  • "We'll keep moving on."
  • "There's so many wars we fought."
  • "There's so many things we're not."
  • "I'd sink us to swim."
  • "I couldn't be there."
  • "We're not what we've seen."
  • "I promise you that."
  • "We'll have the scars to prove it."
  • "I'll put your poison in my veins."
  • "They say the best love is insane."
  • "I'll run out of this town."
  • "I would kill for you."
  • "With you I feel again."
  • "I was a lonely soul."
  • "That's the old me."
  • "My heart is numb."
  • "You and I were meant to be."
  • "I don't want to live without you."
  • "I never get used to silence."
  • "Everything is gone."
  • "Everybody wants you to make it."
  • "Don't tell me lies."
  • "I had the week that came from hell."
  • "Last night I think I drank too much."
  • "Don't you be afraid."
  • "I know that we're not the same."
  • "I did it all."
  • "I swear I lived."
  • "I feel something so right by doing the wrong thing."
  • "I could lie."
  • "Everything that kills me makes me feel alive."
  • "This could really be a good life."
  • "Tell me what you want to hear."

anonymous asked:

I hope you don't mind me asking but I was wondering if you're a multi-shipper for Free!? I think (from your mot recent art piece) you ship RIn and Haru, but do you ship them with anyone else too?

yeah, actually when it comes to free! I ship basically EVERYTHING

which once got me a very vivid nsfw dream involving basically everyone from the main characters with everyone and it was hella gorgeous not gonna lie; you should have seen what rei and nagisa were doing….hahaha..ha…hentaaaaaaaaaai

sorry I got carried, but seriously, I think every Free! ship is a cute ship:D my personal favourites are rinharu and nagirei and captaingou but once I think about makorin or makoharu or reirin or nitorin…agh, I love everything.

Wanheda Pt. 1 in Review
  • Me @ Clarke: I'm liking the hermit in the woods vibe. Also glad that Roan let you get some action before he kidnapped you with plans of torturing you.
  • Me @ Bellamy: Awe :3 Kane's being like the father figure you never had. So cute. Who the fuck is this chick? Why you banging her? When did you start banging her? You're still badass but you seem lost.
  • Me @ Jasper: Bruh, are you okay? I mean I know you've been through a lot of shit but damn son. I think you need some extra help. You probably just started another war, so congrats. You would be a fantastic linebacker, by the way, nice tackle.
  • Me @ Monty: Bby, so cute. I love you child. You sweet, sweet child. That's literally all I have to say.
  • Me @ Raven: You've been through a lot of shit and I just want to protect you. Please don't take it out on people who are just trying to help though.
  • Me @ Octavia: You ride that horse girl! Lincoln taught you well ;) I know you feel like there is a division between Grounders and Arkers but please, pretty please, don't let that division come between you and Lincoln. He loves you so much and I just can't.
  • Me @ Lincoln: You're so sweet. I don't think I ever loved you as much as I did in this episode. Good little Grounder.
  • Me @ Murphy: You are me incarnate. You're such a lost puppy and Emori is totally your owner.
  • Me @ Emori: Nice to see you again. But legit, who did you steal that boat from?
  • Me @ Nathan Miller: You like men! Could you like Monty next?? You're such a sweet little child that must be protected.
  • Me @ Roan: I know you're going to be a douche and hurt Clarke but that was nice of you to let her get some before you kidnapped her.
  • Me @ Gina: Who are you? You seem cool but the fuck? Where did you come from? TELL ME YOUR STORY. AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT HURTING BELLAMY.
  • Me @ Indra: You so badass, ILY.
  • Me @ Alie: The fuck are you even? Why are you everywhere? Do you have a plug in? Because I would pull it out of the fucking wall.
  • Me @ Jackson: My sweet, sweet child! You had lines! And you're still a cupcake!
  • Me @ Niylah: I want your story too. Thanks for banging Clarke, I think she needed it.
  • Me @ Abby: YOU'RE SLEEPING ON KANE'S COUCH??? I KNOW YOU LOVE HIM. DON'T LIE. Please take care of yourself bby.
  • Me @ Kane: Bellamy is like the son you never had :') You're so fucking in love with Abby it isn't even funny. You were staring at her lips. stop. Just kiss her already dammit. And you're going after her daughter to bring her back to Abby. You so love her. AND CUT YOUR DAMN HAIR.
  • Me @ David Miller: I liked you, then you cockblocked. You're in my bad books now.