don't know what but there's something wrong with it

  • Interviewer: Harry, was Sweet Creature written about a specific person?
  • Harry: *deep breath* my opinion, I think most songs are written for one listener, in my personal opinion, in the way that I think, you know, people write books, they probably write them for one reader. and uhm...yeah I think it's a really amazing way of being able to say something to someone that, maybe they'll never know it's about them, maybe there's one thing in there that only they will know is about them. I think it' know like I said it's so much easier to say something in a song than it is to say it to someone. and I think it''s really amazing to be able to communicate through that and be able to wrap up everything you want to say in three and a half minutes and say it in a song.
  • Interviewer: for lack of, not like, really wanting to analyze your art right, you kind of said without saying that this song is kind of about somebody right? You had a message that you were looking to convey. Who makes you feel at home?
  • Harry: I think that's fair...I think that's a fair um...acknowledgement yeah
  • Interviewer: So does this person know that the song is written about them?
  • Harry: actually don't know. I think the thing that's important to remember is it's not always first thing that you might think of but I obviously...would never...tell someone that what they thought was wrong. I think the best thing about music is that everyone can take away different things from stuff--
  • Interviewer: different to every ear!
  • Harry: --and that's not wrong, there's not really a wrong answer. I feel like a lot of my favourite songs that mean something to me, I'd be disappointed if someone told me they were about something else, it might ruin the song for me, so, uhm yeah I think Sweet Creature is definitely about one person but uh...yeah I think it's important to remember that there's many different types of things that it could be about you know a person...yeah you know what I mean? That an answer?

anonymous asked:

Do not ask me what on Earth my brain is doing but it has somehow grabbed hold of the thought "but if Asgard (the place since I guess there's a distinction) is gone, that means ASGARD'S LIBRARIES ARE ALL GONE" and now won't stop imagining Loki wanting to research something and being immensely frustrated because Midgard's libraries simply do not suffice in the least and what is this crap and everything in these books is all wrong THOR I WANT MY BOOKS BACK. I. Don't know why I'm telling you this :)

why you are telling me this is because it’s delightful and now I’m thinking about it too, Loki getting really upset because “ALL THOSE BOOKS, ALL THAT ~KNOWLEDGE~ THOR, LISTEN, LISTEN” and Thor is like “and the people, remember, there were a lot of people who died, that’s kind of important Loki”

and well yes, it is, but look

(also my headcanon about Loki’s unfinished treatise on magical theory, and Loki freaking out because the entire thing is gone, that was ten years of work fuuuck thiiiiis he’s going to murder Hela all over again)

Thor’s like “you know there are other libraries, right” and Loki’s like “YES, SHITTY ONES, GIVE ME A LITTLE TIME TO GRIEVE HERE”


when they tip nicely
  • Cashier: I should've never taken this shift. Working this late is fucking me up.
  • Cook: You get used to it.
  • Cashier: Do y'all even get customers this late, or is it early? I can't even tell at this point.
  • Cook: Sometimes.
  • Cashier: What kind of person even eats fast food at this time of night?
  • Cook: Mostly travelers, junkies, and such.
  • Cashier: Makes sense.
  • Disheveled dude: *presses face against the restaurant window*
  • Cashier: Eugh!
  • Cook: What's the matter?
  • Cashier: There's some gross dude outside. Oh no, he's coming in.
  • Disheveled dude: *runs into the restaurant carrying a suitcase*
  • Cashier: Hello, can I help you?
  • Disheveled dude: Yeah, yeah, let me get a burger. Large drink. Yeah, that's it.
  • Cashier: This is a Mexican restaurant, sir. We don't have burgers.
  • Disheveled dude: Just get me anything with a lot of meat.
  • Cashier: We need a triple stuffed burrito!
  • Cook: Got ya!
  • Cashier: Okay, that'll be $7.99.
  • Disheveled dude: *slams a wad of cash on the counter*
  • Cashier: This is like... thousands of dollars!
  • Disheveled dude: Keep the change.
  • Cashier: I, uhm... are you sure?
  • Disheveled dude: I just want my food. Make it fast, please. Thank you.
  • Cashier: *stuffing cash into their pockets* Got ya, dude. Hey, make it quick! This guy wants his burrito!
  • *the cook quickly finishes the burrito*
  • Disheveled dude: *aggressively devours his food, sometimes nervously looking over his shoulder*
  • Cashier: He's like one of those professional eaters. That's impressive.
  • Cook: It's disgusting. That burrito has like 1500 calories.
  • Cashier: I'll call anyone who hands me three months worth of checks for a single burrito impressive.
  • Cook: Yeah, about that... could I get some of that cash.
  • Cashier: I mean, a bit. He told me to keep the change.
  • Cook: Technically it's the restaurants money, so you shouldn't be taking any of it.
  • Cashier: Yeah.
  • Cook: Plus, I cooked the burrito.
  • Cashier: Alright, how about $500?
  • Cook: Only $500? Come on, man. You've got at least $10,000 there. Let's split it.
  • Disheveled dude: *hops the counter*
  • Cashier: *backs away*
  • Cook: Whoa, dude, you can't be back here.
  • Disheveled dude: I need to leave through the back. You guys, closing soon?
  • Cook: I don't know what you're on, dude, but the back is for employee's only.
  • Disheveled dude: *opens suitcase and tosses wads of cash at the cashier and cook* Extra tip gives me VIP status.
  • Cook: Uhm... sure thing.
  • Disheveled dude: Anyway, I don't know if you guys are closing soon, but it's in your best interest for both of you to leave. I've probably given you enough money to relax for a year so it doesn't matter if you get fired. Just listen to me. Fucking leave and definitely do not look back. *runs out the back door*
  • Cashier: This is so much fucking money. Was that guy a drug dealer?
  • Cook: Probably, now that I think about it, yeah.
  • Cashier: Holy fuck! Is it safe for use to have this money.
  • Cook: I don't don't know.
  • Cashier: I could buy my own house with this, holy fuck! *stuff money down shirt* I don't know about you, but I'm out of here.
  • Cook: What!? You know we really can't leave with all this money, right?
  • Cashier: We can, and I am.
  • Cook: This could be drug money, or money from a bank heist. If we're caught with this stuff we could go to prison, or be killed.
  • Cashier: You didn't seem worried about it when you were hounding me for money just a few minutes ago.
  • Cook: That was then, and this is now. Nobody just gives money out like that unless there's something seriously wrong. It's dangerous for us to keep it.
  • Cashier: My life is going nowhere fast, man. I've got nothing to lose.
  • Cook: Well, I've got family at home. I'm calling the police.
  • Cashier: You do you, man. I'm out of here. *runs off*
  • Cook: *dials the 911, but gets a busy signal* What?
  • Cashier: *yells*
  • Cook: What's wrong!? *runs to the cashier*
  • Cashier: *sitting on the ground, money dropped everywhere* Look. Outside, there's nothing. Like, literally nothing. It's just an empty void.
  • Cook: I... it has to be some sort of trick of the light. I'm going out there.
  • Cashier: You shouldn't.
  • Cook: I bet it's nothing. I'll show you. I'll be right back. *disappears entirely into the void*
  • Cashier: Hey! Hey! Are you out there!?
  • *a pale hand appears out of the darkness and gently beckons for the cashier*
  • Cashier: *slams door shut* NOPE!
  • Cashier: *runs to the front counter*
  • Cashier: *is greeted by an all encompassing wall of blackness*
  • Wall: *encroaches on the cashier*
  • Cashier: *attempts to run away, but gray arms emerge from the darkness and wrap themselves around them*
  • Cook: *decapitated head rolls out of the wall of darkness, its eyes spinning in opposite directions* Told you that was bad money, dude.
  • Cashier: *screams as they're pulled into the darkness*
  • *elsewhere*
  • Driver: *parked on the side of the road smoking*
  • Disheveled guy: *taps on car window*
  • Driver: *slightly rolls down the window* Can I fucking help you?
  • Disheveled guy: I need a ride.
  • Driver: Let me think about that. Hmm, FUCK NO!
  • Disheveled guy: *points gun at driver* Then I'll drive myself. Get out.
  • Driver: *obeys orders* Alright, don't shoot.
  • Disheveled guy: *tosses wad of cash at driver* That should cover the cost of a new car. I suggest you catch a bus and get out of here as soon as possible. *speeds off*
  • Driver: *looks at the fraction of a fortune that was just tossed at him* This is way too much money for a bus.
writing vs brain
  • me: all right! time to get some writing done!
  • brain: we can't.
  • me: um?
  • brain: the stars are not in alignment for this chapter.
  • me: meaning..?
  • brain: something is wrong with the last thing you wrote that's going to matter down the line, and unless you fix it now, whatever you do next won't work.
  • me: right, okay, cool! what needs fixing?
  • brain: I don't know.
  • me: what
  • brain: look, my knowledge of the problem is a wave-and-particle dealie. I can know that there's an error or I can know what needs to happen, but I can't know both at once.
  • me: UM.
  • brain: we totes fucked up, tho
  • me: ...
  • brain: it's fine! just let it percolate, I'll figure it out.
  • me: have you ever heard of this thing
  • me: it's called a DEADLINE
  • me: and WE HAVE ONE
  • me: SOON
  • brain: ...
  • brain: new thought who dis
Uncertain Feelings-Edition {Sentence Starters}
  • "Just curious, what do you think of me?"
  • "I think I’d miss you, even if we’d never met."
  • "I wouldn't mind being alone with you."
  • "What the hell did you do to me? Why do you make me feel silly?"
  • "Why do I like you? What's wrong with me?"
  • "You confuse the hell out of me, so why do I like it?"
  • "I want to stand closer to you. Do you mind?"
  • "I don’t know if I like you or love you, want you or need you."
  • "Why does my heart go faster when you look at me? Why?!"
  • "I want you, but I don't. I hate you, but I- don't."
  • "Somehow, I don't think I want you to leave."
  • "I shouldn't love you! How do I stop?"
  • "There's something I kinda want to tell you, but I don't know how."
  • "You make me want to be a better man. But, why?"
  • "For some reason, being near you makes me happy."
What you need to understand about each Sign
  • Aries: You may think nothing you can do will hurt them, but you are dead wrong. Please be careful. They may be powerful, but so are their feelings.
  • Taurus: There's a reason they tend to overindulge that you don't know about, so don't judge them because you don't know their limits the same way they do.
  • Gemini: They're just looking for someone to talk to, not something to talk about.
  • Cancer: Sometimes they're half convinced it's best to retreat into themselves, because the world treats them like their disasters are minuscule things.
  • Leo: They can get discouraged just as simply as they can triumph. Really, their pride is breakable and fragile.
  • Virgo: They aren't trying to be assholes, they just see you making horrible mistakes and want to help you quit while you're ahead.
  • Libra: They will explode on you if you expect too much of them. So don't expect them to wait on you forever, nobody is that simple.
  • Scorpio: You can't always figure out what they're thinking. You may think that you have them simplified, but it's likely that you could not be more off.
  • Sagittarius: Sometimes their excuses aren't just excuses. You should listen, because there's genuine substance in what is happening.
  • Capricorn: When everyone else ran as soon as disaster hit and all they worked to build was torn asunder, they still had themselves, and they haven't forgotten about it.
  • Aquarius: You can't change them. You can't change the way they think. It's disrespectful to even try.
  • Pisces: Not everything is for attention. People are allowed to have feelings. They are allowed to be expressive. In fact, it should be encouraged.

The alternative: “I hate my son, he’s allergic to peanuts” “my stupid daughter can’t eat gluten so I don’t care much for her”

anonymous asked:

There's literally never been a case of a pedophile being reformed. Ever. In the history of psychiatry. That's because it's not possible. They don't need help. They need to be quarantined.

Then what do you think the solution is? Yelling about how pedophilia is wrong at pedophiles who already know it’s wrong, locking them away for a few years and then releasing them again for them to just go abuse again? Bc that sure as hell isn’t it. You can’t just defy human rights even for gross people like child abusers you simply can’t do it. You’ve got to try something, because the current system is ignoring the root causes and is not stopping anything and simply ‘quarantining pedophiles’ isn’t going to happen bc basic human rights exist and you can’t go against those regardless of what someone does even if you want to.

anonymous asked:

It appears Ed has deleted his Twitter. I'm bummed to see him go but it's probably best for him mentally. People are just gonna rag on him because he's very popular now and not underrated like in 2012 (not bashing, there's nothing wrong with no longer being underrated). I don't watch GoT so I don't understand why people hate his cameo so much. Can you explain, and what are your thoughts on all of this?

I know you sent this last night and Ed’s account is back now, but I’m still going to answer it because I have Things to say about Ed’s Game of Thrones cameo. 

The people who hated it hated it for two reasons. The first reason was simply on principle, because they think they’re standing up for something. This reason is fricking stupid, I don’t mind saying. Please quote me on that: it is fricking stupid. These people don’t like Ed because he’s popular. There will always be people like this. They are ridiculous. Can you imagine disliking anything simply because other people like it? The bizarre thing is these people like to say they dislike popular things because they “have taste” or can “decide for themselves what is good” but what they are actually doing is letting the taste of other people influence whether or not they like something without giving themselves a chance to exercise their own taste and choose for themselves in the first place. They convince themselves something is shitty because they’re not the one who discovered it first. The logic – where is it? If I ever make an ass of myself complaining on the internet about not liking something on principle because it got popular without my help, feel free to put me out of my misery because I never want to live a life full of that much stupid.

So. These people didn’t like Ed’s cameo because they unreasonably hate him for being popular and he was on their favorite show, thereby ruining it. You just have to ignore the fact that their favorite show is literally the most popular show in the world. Otherwise their already ridiculous argument breaks down even further in the telling.

The other reason some people didn’t like Ed’s cameo is because they didn’t understand the purpose of that scene within the episode. It is admittedly longish for a scene in which not a lot of action takes place, but that is the point of the scene. Yes, it’s just three minutes of small talk between a main character and some soldiers she meets along the road, but the scene works to humanize everyone in it. Arya has just brutally murdered several of her enemies and is on the way to murder another one (probably several) when she meets these soldiers, the men loyal to the very people she’s on her way to kill. There aren’t really that many of them and considering her skill, she could probably kill them pretty easily, especially given how vulnerable they are in this moment with their weapons in a pile off to one side and the fact that they don’t think of her as a threat. She’s eyeing their swords because she is obviously considering killing them. But then–! They’re unexpectedly nice to her. The soldiers of her enemies offer her food and wine and a place by their fire, and they’re friendly and polite to her, and they talk to her about their lives, about what they’d be doing if they were home where they want to be instead of off fighting someone else’s war. The scene is about Arya realizing that these guys are just people like her, that they have families and hobbies and hopes, and that it’s not their fault they happen to be on opposite sides of this fight. They show her that they aren’t soulless monsters the way you’d want to believe about your enemies and so she spares them, proving that she hasn’t become soulless either despite what she’s done, and they all share this quiet few minutes of peace and humanity in the middle of their otherwise bloody and brutal lives. 

The complaint from those who don’t get it: it’s boring. It’s three minutes of nothing happening because they just wanted to write an overrated popstar into the show. To this, I say: YOUR FACE IS BORING. And just because you don’t get it, you’re going to come online and act like it’s Ed Sheeran’s fault your mind isn’t analytical enough to understand the themes and nuances of your dragon show? Listen, this scene is brilliant. And touching. And sad and beautiful. It makes you question what it means to fight for something, what the point of it is, whether maybe there’s a better way – like sitting by the fire and singing a song together while drinking blackberry wine and being nice

The people who don’t understand this scene wouldn’t have understood it no matter who played Ed’s part, but I frankly think it was a perfect casting. A guy who is this famous, someone you might expect to hate but who actually has a reputation for being kind to people, playing the part of a soldier in the enemy’s army who is actually kind. Art imitating life! I love it.

Oh, and I guess the third kind of person who bashed Ed’s Game of Thrones appearance is just the usual trolls. 

Here’s the bottom line, though: there is no real, logical reason to hate Ed’s cameo. I’m not saying people aren’t allowed, obviously. If they don’t like him, for whatever bizarre reason they can come up with, then that’s their prerogative. But  the fact is he looked great, sounded great, did as good a job delivering his lines as any of the other people in the scene, and was all around a pleasure to watch – and certainly the opposite of a show ruiner. And this is coming from a huge Game of Thrones fan! There may be other people - both famous and unknown - who could have done as good a job as Ed did in that role, but there is no one who could have done it better

And did I mention how great he sounded? :D

Alllllrighty, all that being said, and to address the other part of your message, I’m not actually convinced the twitter thing had much (if anything) to do with people dissing Ed’s Game of Thrones appearance. In fact, I’ve seen a lot more positive and/or funny feedback about it than negative. I think a lot of people - and the media - are assuming the GoT cameo was related because the two things happened within a day of each other and so the hate has been blown largely out of proportion to be used as a reason. But unless Ed or Stuart or somebody releases some sort of statement about it saying that was the case, I don’t think it’s necessary or productive to link the two things together. I’m content that Ed’s cameo was perfect, and his twitter account is back. :) 

I get caught up in the three-man-con theory a lot, because, well… one likes what they like, and I suppose there’s naught wrong with inspired focus, but myth being what it is you try to keep everything in mind.

Point being here: Crawford uses ‘anxious’ a few times to describe the Old Man, which I’d actually never thought on much before last month.

I don’t think he’s wrong.

Fake Chats #239
  • Jungkook: what's wrong with you?
  • Yoongi: a lot of things.
  • Jungkook: what's wrong with you?
  • Jimin: you were born in Busan second.
  • Jungkook: what's wrong with you?
  • Taehyung: I love you.
  • Jungkook: what's wrong with you?
  • Seokjin: I love life too much, apparently.
  • Jungkook: what's wrong with you?
  • Hoseok: I don't mom you enough, I guess.
  • Jungkook: what's wrong with you?
  • Namjoon: you know, if we could just figure these things out a little bit sooner, so many problems would be solved. If we could just work out what was wrong in ourselves, we would get along with others so much better. Instead of trying to fix the world, the world would be fixed because we would be fixed, you know?
  • Jungkook: in conclusion, there's something wrong with me and I'm in good company.
  • Taehyung: you're so weird. Come play with me and Jiminnie.
Deadpool (2016) Starter Sentences, Part 2
  • "I just realized something. You win. Your life is officially waaay more fucked up than mine."
  • "Fuck, you're old."
  • "Oh, you weak motherfucker!"
  • "This isn't about me, this is about ____."
  • "Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world tastes like Daffodil Daydream."
  • "Don't make the same mistakes I did."
  • "His drink's on him."
  • "Hey, what can I get for $275 and uh... a Yogurtlands reward card?"
  • "You know, that's really hard on your knees."
  • "Oh, like there's something wrong with eating before sundown or saving money."
  • "Yeah, it's me, and I've got an offer you can't refuse."
  • "Some of the best love stories start with a murder."
  • "Hashtag drive-by."
  • "I should've come and found you sooner, but the person under this mask ain't the same one you remember."
  • "Crime's the disease, meet the cure. Okay, not the cure, more like a topical ointment to reduce swelling and itch."
  • "Oh, I so pity the person who pressures ____ into prom sex."
  • "You're right. The cancer is only in my lungs, liver, prostate, and brain. All the things I can live without."
  • "Listen, we both know that cancer is a shit-show. Like a 'Yakov Smirnoff opening for the Spin Doctors at the Iowa State Fair' shit-show. And under no circumstances will I take YOU to that show."
  • "You know how they say 'cancer' in Spanish? 'El cancer.'"
  • "Ahhhh. I'm touching myself tonight."
  • "That guy was already up there when I got here."
  • "Daddy needs to express some rage."
  • "I didn't ask to be super, and I'm no hero."
  • "How can I help you? Besides luring children into a panel van."
  • "LOOK! I'm a teenage girl. I'd rather be anywhere than here! I'm all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silences. So what's it gonna be? Long sullen silence, or mean comment? Go on, take your pick."
  • "One thing that never survives this place is a sense of humor."
  • "____, patron saint of the pitiful. What can I do for you?"
  • "You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl."
  • "This is so confusing. Is it sexist to hit you? Is it more sexist not to hit you? I mean, the line gets real blurry!"
  • "Hey, hands off the merchandise."
  • "Rough childhood?"
  • "Daddy left before I was born."
  • "Daddy left before I was conceived."
  • "Ooh! Oh, Canada! That's not good..."
  • "Nothing warms my heart more than a change of someone else's."
  • "Just promise you'll do right by me. So I can do right by someone else."
  • "And you, chicken noodle... Nothing compares to you. Sinéad O'Connor, 1990."
  • "For a second there, it felt like we were three miniature-lion robots coming together to form one super robot!"
  • "I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to fuck up even worse guys."
  • "You're clowning. You're not clowning? I sense clowns."
  • "You need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling. They're jeans, not a chandelier."
  • "I'm so proud of you."
  • "He's super dead."
  • "You even look in his/her direction, and I'll show you that I have some hard spots."
  • "I never carry a wallet when I'm working. Ruins the lines of my suit."
  • "41 confirmed kills. Now it's 89. About to be 90."
  • "You're looking very... alive."
  • "This is not going to end well for me, is it?"
  • "This is not gonna end well for you."
  • "What if I just held on and never let go?"
  • "Ride a bitch's back like Yoda on Luke."
  • "I wish I'd never heard of Craigslist."
  • "I got a plan. You're not gonna like it."
  • "Don't worry, I'm totally on top of this."
  • "Well, joke's on you. I'm gonna live to 102. And then die. Like the city of Detroit."
  • "Hey, don't take any shit from him/her/them, ____."
  • "Did I say this was a love story? No. It's a horror movie."
  • "Hey, hey, careful with that, Ronnie Milsap, we're down range!"
  • "I told you, we're going with the Urvaj, not the Borje, get it through your head or get out of fuck town."
  • "I'm never gonna dance again, the way I danced with yooou, ohhhh!"
  • "And, uh, we're like two jigsaw pieces, you know, and we have weird curvy edges. But you fit them together and you see the picture on top."
where my home is
  • Lauren: *calling camila*
  • Lauren: *still calling camila*
  • Camila: wwhoo the fuck is calling at 3 am in the morning?! *see the caller*
  • Camila: oh hi babe, do you know what time is it here?!
  • Lauren: hmm sorry baby i just wanna tell you something
  • Camila: what?
  • Lauren: Open your door *smiles widely*
  • Camila: *squeals happily and run towards the door* *opens door but there's no one*
  • Camila: wtf Lauren! don't play with me
  • Lauren: holy shit i'm in the wrong floor!!! i'm coming baby hold on
  • Camila: *laughing so hard*
  • (elevators door opens and Camila runs towards it seeing Lauren coming out from it)
  • Camila: *jumps to koala hug her*
  • Lauren: Hi
  • Camila: I missed you

anonymous asked:

I love the idea that the security is doing their damn best and that smaller infractions have been completely reduced or erased completely but there's still a bunch of murders and mayhem. And each time someone dies they pour over their digital files to see what went wrong. Eventually the school district decides to 'help' and gets them a part timer, that they scare. 'you think you're just gonna patrol? You don't know anything about patrolling' they say with a thousand yard stare.

Haha, these poor guys. They go in to get recertified with all these other school security guards, who are exchanging stories about kids hiding pot in weird places and a freshman bringing a knife or something, and Stan and Mark have no patience for any of them.

“You had a kid sneak in an airsoft gun?” Stan laughs. “We had the CDC lock the place down. A convicted murderer hid in the basement. We’ve had six students turn up dead this semester alone.”

Mark nods solemnly, a haunted look in his eye. 

And that poor newbie wouldn’t last one day.

“You’re new, we’ll give you Stilinski Detail to see how you hold up. Just keep an eye on him, write down what he does, go stop him if he tries to break into anything.”

Newbie shrugs, agrees, how hard can it be? These guys have got cameras everywhere that they definitely aren’t supposed to have. It’ll be easy keeping track of one stupid kid.

And by lunchtime he’d be scrambling to find this stupid kid who somehow managed to disappear completely from every camera after choking on a Skittle.

Newbie quits at 2:30pm.

  • Hoseok: How long has he been your best friend?"
  • Yoongi: Seventeen years. Why do you keep asking about this?
  • Hoseok: Because he's your best friend. He's known you for way longer than the rest of us. And it's clear that you guys get on the best out of everyone.
  • Yoongi: Why are you telling me this?
  • Hoseok: *ignoring his question* I've never seen someone care for him the way you do. You seem to be the only one who can understand him, like you know his brain inside and out. Your the first one he goes too for everything, whether it's a shoulder to cry on, or something he wants someone to see. I've never seen you act the way you do when with him with someone else. You guys are like a coin, like you're glued together.
  • Yoongi: Hoseok. Again, may I ask why you're telling me this?
  • Hoseok: Because... Because you have this look in your eye that I can't place whenever you're with him. Something that doesn't seem to fit the rest of the puzzle. I can't describe it, but there's just something in your eyes.
  • Yoongi: *slightly nervous* okay?
  • Hoseok: Yoongi... Do you think of him as anything other than a friend?
  • Yoongi: *now very nervous* I don't know what you mean.
  • Hoseok: Is he... all just a game to you?
  • Yoongi: *spluttering completely taken aback* what the hell?
  • Hoseok: It might not be real to you. And I don't want Tae to get hurt. I mean I always thought that it's was just something you shared because you were amazing friends, but what if I was completely wrong?
  • Yoongi: Hoseok-
  • Hoseok: Are you going to tell him? I don't want to be the one to tell him, but better now than later, if you're not. Do you know what this means? That's seventeen years! Yoongi how could you?
  • Yoongi: I don't hate him-
  • Hoseok: Oh no. Yoongi everything will change. He will be devastated. Why didn't you think of this? Hurting his so-
  • Taehyung: In love with who? *his voice bordering shaky*
  • Yoongi: You dumbass. *flopping into his chair with a hand over his eyes, hoseok still in shock*
  • Taehyung: Me?
  • Yoongi: Yes you.
  • Taehyung: *mumbles* I'm in love with you too.
  • Yoongi: And here Hoseok thought I hated you. For clarification I don't, unless you steal my strawberry milk again at two in the morning. Come on, let's go home.

paigethefiremage  asked:

Bibliomum! I took some of your advice and it IMMEDIATELY made my short story so much better! Every now and then you talk about how very important foreplay and consent are, and how important it is to show that. No sex, cause I'm ace and don't wanna write that, but there's power play. It was feeling wrong and not flowing right, so I had the two characters talk it out beforehand and get permission and suddenly it flows great! Also at first I couldn't tell a character's gender, turns out they're nb.

Yay! I’m hallt this worked out for you, and I’m glad something I said helped. There’s nothing worse than that writer feel when you know what should happen but it gets stuck because Something isn’t right. Good luck with the rest of it!

anonymous asked:

Hi cecil I need some help from my frogfather. I want 2 stop being such a terrible person, I can't stop thinking about awful things like hurting animals and my friends and I hate it but I don't know how to stop. there's something wrong with me on the inside and I'm scared I'm gonna hurt some1 if I cant fix it. I'm scared 2 tell my parents or my friends in case they hate me but I feel like I'm lying 2 them by keeping it a secret. what do I do? how do I be a good person? please respond

little tadpole, you have a heavy heart. Come and let me offer a hug and some words.

let me tell to you some things I know are true.

thing the first: there is no such thing as a good person, only good choices.
no human is born as a bad person or a good person, they born as a baby. that baby grow and make choices on how to act and treat other people. those actions can be good or bad. those actions can be kind or cruel. but it is what you *do* that make u bad.
having a think thoughts in your head? that mean nothing.

you are not doing these bad things no? then u are not bad.
you do not want to do a hurt on your friends, you are scared of this? that not being a bad person. that not being cruel or terrible. there are nothing wrong with you on the inside. you are a person who has some thoughts, who decide not to act on them.

your choice to not do that thing, that make u a good person ok? not the thoughts.

thing the second:
these badthinks in your head, I know them. they visit my head too and they whisper terrible thing to me. tell me to hurt cecil, tell me go run away. tell me to crash a car.
sometimes they are a words but sometimes a pictures or a video. showing me a thing I do not want to do.

these thought have a name, it called “Intrusive Thoughts” and they can be a symptom of many mental illness like depression, anxiety, ptsd and ocd. many more too.
they are not your fault. they just there. u don’t ask for them or invite them, it just your brain being mean to you because it can.

cecil is 28 year old, and for entire memory I have lived with these badthoughts speaking. never once have I hurt a someone like they tell me I will. they are not magic, they cannot control my actions. and they cannot control yours. trust that you are good.

they are hard, these intrusive thoughts. they sound like the truth but trust me, they are nothing but liars.
they feed off the hurt they cause you and grow strong, they don’t want to be starve so they are cruel and say terrible thing to you. make you doubt yourself, hate yourself so they can live.

it is hard to make them quiet, but you are strong. and trust u will not do those thing they say. not ever. not unless you choose to.

be kind to yourself also, gentle and forgiving. you are being hurt by this thing and do not need to be hurt by yourself as well. tell yourself it’s ok to think these thing, and trust that your moral choice to not do the bad thing will always hold fast.

please no more say “i am a bad person” or “something wrong with me” or “i am terrible”. you are not. these are lies told by the bad thought. they are not the truth of you. only your choices are the truth ok?

thing the third:

a way cecil has learn to cope with this constant yelling is to think of this voice as a someone you don’t like.
maybe this a villain like the Joker speaking to a batman, maybe a villain like Trump on twitter. maybe a rude anon in your inbox.

I think of these thoughts like a YouTube comment. and when they speak I think
if this was a YouTube comment would I listen? no. I would say “yes yes im the worst of course thank you xx_dark_sword_abyss420_xx for you opinion”.
and suddenly they lose this power over you.
they sound ridiculous because they are. they rude and cruel and illogical and unnessicary. so you find a way to imagine this being said by someone who is also unnessicary and you take the power away.

finally, thing the fourth:

you do not deserve to be hurt by these thoughts and you are doing nothing wrong. they will lie to you and say they have to stay and have to be listened to but no. trust cecil and not them.
be kind to yourself, you not bad ok? this frog love you