The unnecessary and never-ending quest continues as Emily pointlessly struggles to figure out what labels fit her best! On today’s episode Emily has another breakthrough realization about her sexuality and romantic orientations and decides to share it with her internet friends.
Last time on “The Unnecessary and Never-Ending Quest to Label Myself” Emily vocalized the realization that she was almost certainly demisexual. But that still left a lot up in the air and didn’t quite explain all of her feelings. She delved deeper into her worldviews as well as her innermost feelings and continued to dig around in futility seeking that missing puzzle piece.
Alas! Hark! Forsooth!
After weeks of nothing but stress and uncertainty she stumbled across a missing link. It would appear as though her demisexuality has an acquaintance alongside it. Who could it be!?
Why… It’s none other than homoromantic! It seems like Emily finally found the long lost golden pair of identities that summed up a sizable portion of her feelings. She clung to it and whispered the combination under her breath, “Demisexual and homoromantic?” Could it be? Could this be what she had been searching for!? Could this be the more specific terms hiding beneath her bisexuality? Or could it just be another late night drunken hallucination? Perhaps a trap laid by some trickster demon that came to visit from her mirror?
Find out next time on…
The Unnecessary and Never-Ending Quest to Label Myself!
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Reflection: Honestly saying I was drunk was just an excuse to cover up feeling vulnerable without any sort of catalyst. I was just super sleepy, not drunk.