don't judge me like you know me

Me: takes a deep breath
Me: i lo-
Anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love Soldier 76, we know, you love Soldier 76 so much, he’s the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love Soldier 76, we KNOW , you love Soldier 76, you fucking love Soldier 76, okay, we know, we get it, YOU LOVE SOLDIER 76, WE GET IT.

some people make me feel so worthless, it hurts sometimes, I just wish to sleep for over a week without dealing with anything.

Voltron Ships in a Nutshell
  • //Positive version because I ain't about bashing ships//
  • Klance: "hey man sharp work out there. i'm with you but leave the math to pidge" gays in space, red and blue aesthetic *insert bonding moment*
  • Sheith: "it's killing me when you're away, but i'll save you as many times as it takes. it's good to have you back, i love you baby" *tender shoulder touch*
  • Kallura: "it's not what's in your blood, it's who you are that counts" alien leader power couple, red and pink aesthetic *random but appreciated hug*
  • Shallura: resident space dad meets resident space mom. do not mess with this power couple. when separated they'll keep moving on, even when the other is "...completely irreplacable" *throws into escape pod*
  • Hance: "THE HUNTERS HAVE BECOME THE HUNTED" friends to lovers aesthetic, mutual support. they probably have movie nights, such pure dorks :)
  • Pidgance/Pance: ouran high school host club vibes. gamer dweebs, most definitely gamer dweebs. spend their free time judging people, and roasting each other (read: roasting lance)
  • Pallura: "i like you more than peanut butter" strong women who don't need no man to fight for them but instead fight for their beliefs and loved ones <3
  • Punk/Hidge: nerdy science nerds. started out tolerating each other, but by season two they were crying because they had to go on separate missions if that's not solid development i don't know what is
  • Kidge: full on conspiracy theorists. fight about bigfoot and mothman more often than you'd think. "my name is keith, i'm sooo emo". look me in the eye and tell me keith didn't protect pidge when she crashed into him during the ulaz fight
  • Shance: THIS DUDE STRAIGHT UP FOUGHT A BUFF PURPLE ALIEN CAT JUST TO PROTECT HIS INJURED BLUE BOY "nice work, sharpshooter. you're my hero"
  • Allurance: "if i had to lose blue to anyone, i'm glad it was you. i'm not saying you're dumb, i'm saying you're a natural". cotten candy aesthetic going on with pink and blue, blossoming friendship as of season three
  • feel free to add more, i am fully aware i missed a LOT of ships

i’m….bond was gone…and q just kept rebuilding the aston martin for him…even though he had no reason to…and then when bond came back he just fuckin…gave it to him and let him go…with this sad little resigned smile…binch…he’s in love…

  • ---Outside Keith's Room---
  • Lance: Hey, Keith? Buddy, you in there?
  • Keith: Go away Lance.
  • Lance: //Enters anyway//
  • ---Inside Keith's Room---
  • Keith: I don't want to talk Lance, just leave me alone ok?
  • Lance: Hey, nobody's seen you since breakfast, who said anything about talking? I came to make sure you hadn't died or something.
  • Keith: ....
  • Lance: But we could always talk since I'm here now anyway. //Sits on the bed//
  • Keith: Lance-
  • Lance: C'mon man, everyone's worried about you. You barely show your face around the castle, and whenever you do you avoid everyone like you're on some kind of stealth mission.
  • Keith: //Scoffs// Nobody is worried about me, and I'm not avoiding everyone... I just...
  • Lance: //Frowns// Keith, we're a team, if you're upset, we all feel it. The whole team's out of whack. Just talk to me - despite what Pidge might have told you, I am great with feelings and junk.
  • Keith: I don't - It's just - Ugh, it's just easier not to see everyone judging me, and hating me if I'm not around them, ok?! I don't care what you say, I've seen the way they look at me - and I look normal now, but what if it gets worse? What if I do start going purple? Or I sprout fur or something stupid like that. How would they look at me then? I'd be just another Galra....... Lance, I don't think I should be on the team anymore.
  • Lance: Wait what? Are you kidding! You think you should be off the team? The team that the Red Lion chose you for? That's crazy! Keith, you've saved everyone's butts loads of times, what would we do without you? How would we form Voltron? And you know, keep the universe safe?
  • Keith: You'd find someone else-
  • Lance: There is no one else Keith! *You're* the Red Paladin. So what if you're Galra? ... Well, sure, there's the whole being a member of the race that's 'trying to take over the universe, destroy entire civilisations and trying to kill us all the time' thing but-
  • Keith: Great, that makes me feel much better.
  • Lance: Well when I say it like that it sounds bad, but that's not all you are. You're Keith first, before any of all that. It's just been a bit of a shock - it's raw you know? Everyone will come to terms with it, trust me... Like I don't know if you've noticed, but Hunk's pretty much got an alien girlfriend
  • Keith: What?
  • Lance: Sure, nobody's judging. And we've all seen Shiro's badass glowing arm thing - also Galra I might add. Does it make us think any less of him? No way! And I'm also convinced Pidge is part computer, I just don't have any proof yet.
  • Keith: //Smiles//
  • Lance: Allura's probably gonna take a little longer than the rest of us, but she's still hurting, and hey, she's like over 10,000 years old, she just needs to get with the times. Like, Galra Keith? Whatever, am I right?
  • Keith: ...... //Chuckles// Thanks Lance.
  • Lance: So don't worry, just come back to the team, we miss you. We've all got our little hang ups and stuff, so it's ok
  • Keith: Yeah, everyone except you - you're perfect
  • Lance: Uh-
  • Keith: - ! //Flustered//
  • Lance: //Flustered as hell//

mafu and amatsuki making huge ass pudding video wtf. things to take note:

  • mafu casually throwing the “cup thing” away
  • mafu keep using the huge ass wooden spoon to hit his plushie toy.
  • “100 friends” joke
  • mafu counting the milk cartons one by one from 1 to 10 while amatsuki’s head bobbing to each count.
  • they don’t have a huge enough plate so they put the pudding on top of a coffee table, wrapped with shit ton of plastic wrap
  • { when we tip the pot, do we go “3-2-1-go″ or “1-2-3-go″ or “ready-go”} << two men struggle on how to put the pudding on the table.
  • idk why but the floating icons covering their mouth is so funny to me. 
  • amatsuki asking if the staff wants some << actual angel
  • “thank god i didn’t eat anything for the whole day“ << lmao @ sakata
  • 3 grown ass man sitting on the floor eating huge ass pudding together, feeding each other pudding.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • who the fck eats pudding with shoyu
  • the three of them looked so tired. lmao.
  • mafu keep playing his phone while amatsuki and sakata kept on eating the huge ass pudding.
  • mafu and sakata playing.
  • *after finishing the pudding* amatsuki “ we can go home now!!!” mafu: “wait.. *stares* we have to clean”

anonymous asked:

Idk if you've been asked this before, but what are your thoughts of Bensavi?

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Modern AU where Jean loses a close friend and occasionally texts or calls their phone just to hear their voice or talk to them because it makes it hurt juuuust a little bit less. The phone number ends up belonging to one Marco Bodt (who of course wears pastel sweaters like a dork duh) who ends up being an awesome conversationalist and friend for Jean :3

A Christmas present for @pololotp who tolerates my weirdness and sends me pictures of his plant ARMY. I love you husbando!! Enjoy the super late Jeanmarco 

You should really stop that.

I look over at her, quizzical.
She points to the cigarette dangling from my mouth and gives me the basic line that everyone says to a smoker.
It’s not healthy.

I could stop smoking at any given moment, yknow.” As I crush the supposed “cancer stick” to the dirt, resisting the urge of an eye-roll.
She’s watching me, obviously waiting for an explanation.
God, why does she care? No one ever has before.

It wouldn’t be hard, I mean, I’m not addicted or anything.

She laughs and suddenly I’m trying to ignore how good it sounds. “Isn’t that what all addicts say?

I’m serious.” Judging by the look on her face, I know that wasn’t the answer she wanted.. so I stopped sugar coating it.

I just don’t stop because I’d rather kill myself in a way that’s more..socially accepted. People don’t notice as much- they call me a smoker, not suicidal. I like it that way.
—  Nicole Torres // Cigarette Daydreams Excerpt
I was partnered with two classmates I hardly knew
  • *Awkward silence*
  • Me: Emm... Alex, did you know there's this really awesome character in Magnus Chase named like you?
  • (that's how i break the ice, don't judge me)
  • Alex: Oh cool!
  • Steve: Meanwhile I've got the most generic name ever and literally no cool character is named like me.
  • Alex: That's not true.
  • Me: Yeah I know plenty of fictional Steves...
  • Steve: Yeah? Like who?
  • Alex: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Alex: ...
  • Me: That one bread in Magnus Chase.
  • Steve: ...
  • Alex: ...
  • Alex: ...Bread IS pretty awesome!
  • Steve: I hate you both.
i follow a trail of pennies and meet you
at the crest of the hill, you holding
a four-leaf clover in each hand
and one between your lips, and i
wonder what liquid luck must taste like
 
see, i know myself; i know all the selves
spaced evenly across the branching worlds
and it is only this world where the tumbling dice
led me to stand before you
(basic probability is taught with cards
and i know nothing about them
but this i have always known to be true:
 
if you let hearts drop from your willing hands
too often, they will come fewer
and farther apart) and i
have no intention of pressing my luck
—  fail to reject (hypothesis) │ abstractedfocus

anonymous asked:

Why do you ship saphael? I mean, I'm not judging, I just don't.. see this romance you guys seem to see? And I'd actually like to know.. so tell me: would you be able to make me a saphael shipper?

I was waiting to come up with the perfect response to this. The I realize there isn’t a perfect answer, in a way it’s like Saphael. 

You see everyone can agree this ship is far from perfect. But the reason I ship it is because of the way Raphael cares for Simon. I didn’t realize it until this scene 

Originally posted by ohmysaphael

I mean sure the entire clan reacts but only after Raphael does. Notice the way Raphael is instantly by Simon’s side. 

Then I went back a little to my absolute favorite moment: 

Originally posted by ohmysaphael

And a vampire is carrying a dead mundane in his arms to the shadowhunters, this could not have ended well if it was other shadowhunters that came out instead. 

I strongly believe Raphael looks out for Simon because he feels personally responsible for his death but honestly would you look at someone like this 

Originally posted by vampraph

like this too?

Originally posted by malecbae

I mean!!

Originally posted by shadowfairchildx

and the unnecessary touching holy shit!

Originally posted by shadowfairchildx

Originally posted by grounvdersky

Originally posted by malecbae

and Raphael went to Simon’s mother after he found out that she’s worried about Simon (and yes it was because it’s causing a distraction while Simon is supposed to be looking for Camile but really)

Originally posted by fangtasticsaphael

So to sum it up, I ship Saphael for the way Raphael cares for Simon. For the fact that he made up a fake af position to get Simon to stay close to him, for the fact that he takes the time to look after Simon, even after the betraly 

Originally posted by shadowhuntersseries

But yet there you are Raphael!

Also Simon hasn’t been subtle either: 

Who looks at the guy they hate like this??

Originally posted by aminahowlter

Just kiss him already!!

Originally posted by lilscollins

Look at how he just touches Raphael, like babe, c’mere 

Originally posted by goddess-bruh

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Atlus may have not shown him much in game but

RememberGoro2k16, he was the one who brought us news (the real mvp)

Meaningful Lyrics From Blurryface
  • Heavydirtysoul: Death inspires me like a dog inspires a rabbit
  • Stressed Out: I was told when I get older all my fears would shrink but now I'm insecure and I care what people think
  • Ride: "I'd live for you" and that's hard to do, even harder to say when you know it's not true
  • Fairly Local: The world around us is burning but we're so cold
  • Tear In My Heart: She's a butcher with a smile, cut me farther than I've ever been.
  • Lane Boy: If it wasn't for this music I don't know how I would've fought this
  • The Judge: I don't know if this song is a surrender or a revel; I don't know if this one is about me or the devil
  • Doubt: Scared of my own image, scared of my own immaturity, scared of my own ceiling, scared I'll die of uncertainty
  • Polarize: Polarize is taking your disguises/it's deciding where to die and deciding where to fight
  • WDBWOTV: I don't care what's in your hair, I just wanna know what's on your mind; I used to say I wanna die before I'm old but because of you I might think twice
  • Message Man: But you and I know it gets better when morning finally rears its head; together we're losers, remember the future, remember the morning is when night is dead
  • Hometown: We don't know how to put back the power in our soul/where to find what once was in our bones
  • Not Today: Heard you say "not today", tore the curtains down, windows open now, make a sound
  • Goner: The ghost of you is close to me, I'm inside-out, you're underneath

Soooooo… seeing as I’m a permanent resident of Hunter X Hunter Hell, I ended up writing a song that was heavily inspired by the relationship between Killua and Gon.

Here’s the lyrics incase they aren’t clear enough.

V1
We’re so different
But I can’t let you know that you’re my weakness
‘Cause somebody would surely
Use it against me
And I’d gladly throw my life on the line
Just to stay by your side.

Bridge
You see
This facade is all that I’ve got
Going for me
The only thing protecting me
While I kill myself
Protecting you.

Chorus
I need you
To keep me conscious
To pull me back from the darkness
I’ve found my purpose
My love my lightning

V2
Listen
The beating of my heart is erratic
'Cause I’m not sure of how you’re feeling
About me
Do I deserve your love?

(Bridge)
(Chorus)

V3
I’m falling down
Down a dark path
And it’s against all I’ve ever known
I can’t pretend that it didn’t hurt
When you said that you’d walk alone.

(Bridge)
(Chorus)

We’re so different
But I can’t let you know that you’re my weakness.

Ok… Here I go with some silly Servamp AU:
- Bones AU: “ Sleepy Ash, ex sniper known by the code name of Sloth, is the laziest and uncooperative FBI Special Agent who has ever existed and risks dismissal if he won’t be able to resolve at least ten cases until the end of the year. He is barely interested in keeping the job anyway, but his brother Lily disagrees with his decision worried about his future. That’s why he decide to submit one of the case to Shirota Mahiru, a forensic anthropologist who leads a team of researchers in Alicein Institute Medico-Legal Lab, well known for his interest in helping others. Due to the resolution of the case, the two end up in a strong relationship, while Mahiru will give his own self in order to change Kuro’s attitude and help him overcome his despicable and sad past, Ash will try everything in order to protect him and, at the same time, not to fall in love with his first partner. ”

- Reverse AU: “ Sleepy Ash is a normal teenager and loves spending his time playing video games and eating junk food. Everything, unfortunately, changes when he find out that the little black cat he adopted when he was just ten years old, is actually a Vampire. Mahiru, that’s how he called the cat, in fact, is the first Servamp ever created, known as the Commandment of Selflessness, and is actually searching for his eight brothers in order to stop Sakuya, known as the Commandment of Truth, from killing people and starting a war. Despite both of them desire not to involve the human, Kuro, that’s how Mahiru calls him, unavoidably ends up stipulate a contract with the Servamp and help him overcome all his fears and lies, in order to thank him from saving him from his own sins and loneliness. ”

- Roaring 20’s AU: “ While he is coming back home from another hard session of medicine lessons at university, Mahiru Shirota find an injured guy along the streets, who refuses to tell him his name constricting him to call him Kuro, and decides to take him home in order to treat his wounds. The day after, talking with his friend Sakuya, a police officer, he finds out that the guy is actually one of the seven members of the most feared Mafia Family which controls the town, known as Servamp, and that he is known as Sleepy Ash of Sloth, due to his ability to kill people and make them look as they are simply sleeping. Unfortunately, another Mafia Family, ruled by Kuro’s unknown step brother, who calls himself Who Is Coming, aims to control the city and avenge his father, killed by Sleepy Ash several years ago. That’s why Mahiru, targeted by a group of assassins, ends up working for the Servamp’s as family doctor, in order to keep his life safe and take care of Kuro. ”

- Hogwarts AU: “ Mahiru Shirota is a third year Muggle-born student in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, whose parents have been killed by a dark wizard cause of their blood status, and spend his days quietly with his friends Sakuya, Koyuki and Ryusei and his black cat Kuro, which he found the year before sleeping along the corridor and decided to keep him. During their trip to the school, they end up sharing a compartment with a sleepy and mysterious Slytherin student, whose baggage are signed with the name of Sleepy Ash, and Sakuya reveals Mahiru that he is part of one of the most powerful pure blood family in England. The Dementors suddenly attack the Hogwarts Express and Sleepy Ash is constricted to wake up and cast a Patronus Charm in order to save Mahiru’s life, before disappearing in the chaos generated. Unhappy of not being able to follow his friends during their trip in the village of Hogsmead, cause of the absence of his uncle’s written consent, Sakuya gives Mahiru the Servamp Map in order to find a way out of the castle. That same day the Servamp Map, a magical document written by seven anonymous people who referred to themselves as one of the Seven Deadly Sins, reveals Mahiru the presence of a known feared muggle murder around the school. ”

anonymous asked:

do u know what chris wood is like yknow irl cause like i know i can't judge him based on his character but i just don't trust straight white men

Let me tell you something about Chris Wood. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Chris was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Kyle, he’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Chris, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? He was a LESBIAN. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at him, it was so stupid. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for high school, all of his hair was cut off, he got a nose job and he was totally weird, and now I guess he’s on crack.

Messages🙌🏻(Snowbaz)
  • Imagine this...
  • Baz and Simon go to a normal school,Baz is in love with Simon but he doesn't know how to deal with his emotions so he bullies Simon at school and send him messages to make him feel bad(don't judge him,he can't understand why Simon is so perfect and that frustrates him)so one day he's sending messages to Simon and it goes like this;
  • Baz: Snow!I heard that you got an F in math today,tell me,how it feels to be such a looser?
  • Message sent successfully✔️✔️
  • Simon: fuck off Tyrannus!!!
  • ✔️✔️
  • Baz: DONT YOU DARE TO CALL ME TYRANNUS AGAIN IN YOUR LIFE SNOW!
  • Message sent successfully✔️✔️
  • Simon: why are you so bad with me? I NEVER MADE YOU NOTHING
  • ✔️✔️
  • Baz: BECAUSE YOUR ONLY EXISTENCE ANNOYS ME
  • |The message could not be sent⚠️|
  • Baz: AND YOURE A COMPLETE MESS!!!
  • |The message could not be sent⚠️|
  • Baz: and a looser!!!
  • |The message could not be sent⚠️|
  • Baz: why the fuck this is not sending!!!
  • |The message could not be sent⚠️|
  • Baz: I BOTHER YOU BECAUSE I HATE YOUUUUU
  • |The message could not be sent⚠️|
  • Baz: I HATE THIS THING!!
  • |The message could not be sent⚠️|
  • Baz: fuckkkkk
  • |The message could not be sent⚠️|
  • Baz: MY INTERNET IS NOT WORKING!
  • |The message could not be sent⚠️|
  • Baz: I bother you because I'AM completely and crazy in love with you!!!
  • Message sent successfully✔️✔️
  • Baz: WTFFFF NO NO NO ITS A MISTAKE
  • |The message could not be sent⚠️|
  • Baz: I WAS TRYING TO SAY THAT I HATE YOU WTF
  • |The message could not be sent⚠️|
  • Baz: I HATE YOU SNOW!!!!THAT WAS A MISTAKE
  • |The message could not be sent⚠️|
  • Baz: oh no...
  • |The message could not be sent⚠️|