don't judge me it was a phase

Zodiac Signs + Meeting New People
  • Aries: show them you're cool, they'll be cool with you
  • Taurus: might be selective at first, depending on the situation or atmosphere
  • Gemini: sees no problem in conversation, as long as you're not a douchebag
  • Cancer: they have to feel like you want to talk and stuff, then they will
  • Leo: pretty good at meeting new peeps, you have to have a certain vibe though
  • Virgo: the other person may have to take the initiative but it's all good once things start flowing
  • Libra: they don't care, i mean they do a little *silently judging*
  • Scorpio: don't be overly obnoxious or intrusive and things will go just fine
  • Sagittarius: can mix and mingle with anyone...well almost anyone
  • Capricorn: they may first look at you like "why are you talking to me" but that's just their inner voice
  • Aquarius: read statement above
  • Pisces: may act shy or smile a lot...but that's how the initial phase with Pisces go
Some more handwriting analysis

Okay, so my last post analyzing the handwriting in the Twitter clues got a lot more traction than I was expecting, and that’s pretty neat, so I thought it might be fun to share some of the notes I made last night. 

Two interesting things I didn’t really touch on in the last post: 

1. The person who labeled the photograph is the same person who scribbled out the eyes in each of the three instances.

2. Each person used a different and distinct type of pen.

I’m about to share my notes on this handwriting with you, but I just, uh… I just want to preface this by saying that I went through a handwriting analysis phase once.

It was a pretty big phase.

It was a phase that lasted for a very long time. I was really into it.

I’m– okay, look. I can feel you judging me. I just happen to have a lot of hobbies, alright? And three of them are handwriting analysis, theories, and puzzles. Stop looking at me like that, I’m having a good time here. 

ayyzor  asked:

Ok I had a thing for tsukki before I saw blondie so don't judge me but... D E J M O V X Y for tsukki pls

D (Dirty secret)- During his last year of middle school, he went through a huge phase where he constantly completated his sexuality. At one point, he had a huge crush on Yamaguchi, but realized that it was blatantly hormonal and forgot about it after a few months.

E (Experience)- When he first starts getting involved in sexual acts, he likes to pretend he knows what he’s doing, but actually doesn’t (although he wouldn’t admit it.) His s/o actually has to take initiative because this boy is absolutely clueless. He thinks he knows a lot becuase he studied the reproductive organs of both males and females, but besides knowing what they are, he really has no idea what to do with them.

J (Jack off)- Honestly, he hates it. He thinks it’s messy and all around a waste of his time. Although, if he’s really, really needs to, he’ll put his headphones on and jack off. It usually only lasts about ten minutes and ends with him scolding himself for it, then denying it ever happened in the first place. The other guys on the team have tendencies to talk about those things, and when they ask him about it, he’s quick to deny ever partaking in such acts.

M (Motivation)- Compliment him. Tell him he’s handsome, and sexy, and everything in between. Kiss his cheeks and neck and collarbones and he’ll be putty in your hands.

O (Oral)- Likes to be on the receiving end (mostly because he doesn’t know how to give.)

V (Volume)- He doesn’t groan or grunt or anything, but god, does he pant. It’s all breathy moans and heavy breathing for this one, and it’s obvious when he’s about to cum, because it all stops. He holds his breath, whines, then lets go.

X (X-ray)- He’s pretty average. He’s not too long, a solid six inches, and normal as far as girth goes. He hates how uncomfortable the hair is down there, although he doesn’t shave. He thinks it looks weird without hair, although he will opt to trimming it every once and awhile.

Y (Yearning)- He can go for one or two rounds, if he’s up for it. He’s not all that into sex all together, but if he’s really feeling it, he could go for a while. He likes to drag things out once he gets the hang of it, and he’s big on body worship although he wouldn’t necessarily call it that.

1st Try

Imagine Namjoon being your roomate. He is rarely home, because of his tight scedhule, but you two are so close that your friends starting to think that you two are things.


It is starting that night when you are already fast asleep and namjoon just come from his usual exercise with the boys.


Realize that you were asleep he tip toe to your room to peek from your door that open a lil bit, kind of your habit because you know it is safe at your apartement.


Namjoon was all silent like a cat and when he arrived at the end of your bed seeing you peacefully sleep with your back facing him, he had this kind of urge to sleep beside you, not with his sweaty body of course.


Just like that, he leave your room immediately to shower and after that, he, again, tiptoeing to your room, your bed precisely, to sleep beside you.


Being a sleepyhead you are, you don’t realize that Namjoon is spooning you. You just think that you are in your comfy, squishy duvet and without you realize it you feel comfortable with the a lil bit hot duvet and lean on it.


It makes Namjoon freez to realize that you still quite asleep.


But to Namjoon dismay, you start to rolled your front body to him, and twice, it makes him freezed to realize again you were still asleep.


To see your furrowed brow, he kissed it gently and when he realised he kissed all your face, your eyes, your nose, your cheeck, chin, and lips.


It stirred you in your sleep but it is not a great disruption for a sleepyhead like you, but there is this thing about you that make his dimples appear, in your stirred sleep phase, you call his name, because you just dream about him kissing all your face when in reality he already did that.


And that was the time Namjoon was so speechless that he bite your ear and you suddenly awake with hurt and another things, his face facing you with bottom lips being bitten and you know that you are in danger

Signs as Songs On My iPod
  • **my iPod still has songs from my angsty tween phase ok, don't judge me. I literally shuffled for this.
  • Aries: Lollipop - MIKA
  • Taurus: Hollywood - Marina and the Diamonds
  • Gemini: Just Saying - 5SOS
  • Cancer: Centuries - Fall Out Boy
  • Leo: The Night Is Still Young - Nicki Minaj
  • Virgo: Now or Never - High School Musical (ok don't lie, u still listen to HSM too)
  • Libra: Marry You - Bruno Mars
  • Scorpio: Break Your Little Heart - All Time Low
  • Sagittarius: Almost Is Never Enough - Ariana Grande
  • Capricorn: Fire Starter - Demi Lovato
  • Aquarius: Superheroes - The Script
  • Pisces: Secrets - One Republic
The YouTube phases I have gone through (in no particular order)
  • my O2L phase (that was a rough time)
  • my “holy trinity” phase (aka binge-watching grace, hannah and mamrie’s channels)
  • my lyric music video phase (wayyy back in the day before i had spotify)
  • my mukbang phase (cause i REALLYYYYY enjoy watching people eat don’t judge me)
  • my haul video phase (i really enjoyed vids where people would try food)
  • my challenge vid phase
  • my british youtuber phase (had to force myself to stop watching allllll the vlogs cause it was consuming my life)
  • my gaming vid phase (it wasn’t pewds or anything, this tied into my british youtuber phase… i also had to give up on this bc i would rather watch grown men play games for an hour than hang out with friends so…)
  • my fanfic vid phase (goddd i miss that phase, i might actually binge a few again)
  • my buzzfeed phase (don’t get me wrong, i still watch buzzfeed, mainly just unsolved and worth it and once in a while a try guy, but other than that, i don’t watch it anymore)
  • my collab vid phase
  • my beauty guru/nail art phase (didn’t really last very long cause i got bored real quick)

and let’s not forget my current phase: asmr roleplay vids and doll repainting vids

… i swear i’m not insane

2

To my dad who tells me no one will want to date a “tomboy”:

I’m still trans.

To my mom who tells me that I’m young, I don’t know who I am yet:

I’m still trans.

To my friends who say I’m not a real boy because I have boobs:

I’m still trans.

To everyone who has and continues to invalidate my identity and say “it’s just a phase”. To those who use the wrong name and pronoun when referring to me behind my back. To those who misgender me to my face. And to those who think I’m faking it unless I plan on getting top/bottom surgery:

I’m #StillTrans


@dajo42 is one of the many people who constantly inspire me to be who I am and to be comfortable in my own skin and to not take any shit from people. <3

anonymous asked:

I think most people who don't write will never understand the reasons why you tag or paint but they judge so fast and talk so much! 😞

It happens with every misunderstood culture and sub-culture. Outsiders don’t phase me at all, their petty reasons like ‘oh wah my taxes go on cleaning up graffiti’ and ‘graffiti will get you nowhere in life except jail’

1. I pay taxes too
2. Council members are far too underpaid to affect your tax dollars
3. The amount spent on cleaning graffiti that the news tells you total rubbish and false
4. Graffiti has taken many writers from the slums to cultural stardom, so technically the opposite of a downward life
5. Many writers create successful apparel and design business’s and careers out of graffiti eg Mark Echo, Sofles
6. It distracts many less fortunate kids from doing worst things like murder, rape etc
7. Inspires a large portion of youth and teen to turn to something they can escape life problems and feel free and accepted in.
8. Develops a highly regarded skill: drawing
9. Many modern tattoo artists evolved from doing graffiti
10. You bore me and I just put their logic in the bin

anonymous asked:

I need help. I had sex with my boyfriend and I think I might be pregnant. I haven't gone into confession yet cause I'm really scared of what the priest will say. I'm also scared that people from this catholic singles community I'm in would judge me or look at me/ see me differently if they all find out. I don't know what to do. I still continue to pray the rosary everyday even though I am in a state of mortal sin. I love Mama Mary so much. I couldn't get myself to stop praying it. Help.

Anon, if I was there I would give you a big hug. I know you must be terrified, but you’re going to get through this. First off, as far as confession goes, don’t worry about what the priest will say. He is there to absolve you, not judge you. And believe me, he’s heard it all. I doubt that confessing having sex with your boyfriend will even phase him. So get yourself to confession and put the sin behind you. 

As far as the people in your catholic singles community go, if any of them give you a hard time they need to reevaluate their own lives. We all make mistakes. I hope that they are lovely people who will support you if you are indeed pregnant, but if not then they probably weren’t worth having around in the first place. I’m glad to hear you’re still praying the Rosary.  Mother Mary is interceding for you big time, no doubt about it. Hang in there, Anon, and remember the words of our Lord- be not afraid. May God bless you. Feel free to message me again if you need to talk.