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So ist es immer, touka/yomo fanfic (headcanon)

Summary: Yomo and Touka share a nice moment together the day after her wedding.

i wrote it this morning and i totally forgot to post it! i hope it’s not too ooc, touka apparently knows that yomo is her uncle (it was hinted before..) so i do mention that in here, i also want to believe that they share some corny family moments like this once in a while ♡ enjoy! /////


Preview:

“It’s… kind of a big deal, you know? Being married and all that,” he says, trying to gather some wisdom. “So much, uhh… stuff to do, you know, responsibilities, many adult decisions to make and… yeah.” He frowns, what the hell is he even saying?

Touka frowns too, blurting out a giggle.

“God. You’re terrible with words, did you know that?”

Yomo smiles, cheeks softly blushing.

“Y-Yeah, sorry.”

“It’s okay. I’m awful with words too. I guess small talks don’t run in the family.”

Yomo shakes his head, and he’s not smiling anymore. His face shifts to one side to look at her, and Touka finds nothing but truth within his eyes.

“No,” he admits, and he’s being serious right now. “You’ve always been great with words. Just like your mother.”

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Please do not ask me about this article: 

There is currently zero evidence supporting that this is true in any way as well as COUNTLESS factors that point toward the complete opposite.

I could list all the reasons that this is likely 100% nonsense, but I honestly don’t even want to give it my time. Could I be wrong? Yes. Could this be true? Yes. 

Ultimately, I have nothing that makes me believe this has ANY factual grounds to stand on at the current moment. Thus I would rather just not give it my time. 

We interrupt your regularly scheduled bad content to bring you the tragic love triangle that is @markiplier, Peebles, and Lemon Man.

Not that this isn’t bad content, but it’s different bad content. We like to mix it up here at TheOwlAndTheFinch, like a classic variety show.

And by “classic variety show”, I really just mean those three middle-aged men who are always at Denny’s at 2 am, cracking jokes too loud to hide their insecurities about their crumbling marriages and receding hairlines. 

Also, by “we”, I mean me. There’s no one else on this blog. I know the username makes it seem like there might be two people here, but I’m alone, living in my own isolated bubble of bad memes and pigeons.

Will… will I ever get my own Lemon Man?

anonymous asked:

What you think about Back To You?

I really really like it! Just as much as I expected. I personally think its strength lies in the beat, in the melody; it’s so different and original, it gets quickly addictive! It catches your attention and when it comes up on the radio you immediately remember it, which it’s essential for the success and popularity of a song! I also find that making it a collaboration was the smartest idea ever and Bebe was a very good choice, as her voice and Louis’ voice fit perfectly together. I think the outcome is super interesting. It works well and I have no doubt it’ll chart amazingly!

Also....NEW AUS!!!!!

Thought it was time to update my list of AUs thatI’ll be doing headcanons for, as well as remind people of AUs that I do, but never get asks for

I will take all kinds of asks for:

Undertale

Underfell

Underswap

Swapfell

Horrortale

Mafiatale

Mafiafell

MafiaSwap

Mafiaswapfell ( I don’t care if it not a thing I’m MAKING IT A THING)

Aftertale

After some thought, I will still accept romantic prompts for Ink!Sans and Error!Sans but I’m trying to toe the line more on canon there and so expect getting romance out of me to be a little difficult where these two are concerned

I will only accept platonic headcanons for Fresh!Sans

Also, for personal AUs,

Skeledaycare (well, more like skeleschool at this point)

Biker!Fell (JOIN ME IN THE FUCKING TRASH HEAP ASSHOLES)

Towntale (the AU HMB is set in, its multiverse populated so just fire away on questions, since the fic isn’t going to cover everything)

Skeleton Roommates (since some of you expressed an interest in this)

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Not enough time to do a proper display to show off my Slytherin pride, so some green here and there will have to do 💚. What do you think of my To Do List? I have 53 hours to do it all, achievable?

By the way… if I start my 100 Days of Productivity so that the last day fits in with my exams then it means I’ll have to start it on a Tuesday, which will drive my OCD crazy. But if I start it on Monday, I’ll be out of sync with exams! First world problems much… Any advice?

So uh…I’ve been putting this off as long as possible but…well…

I’m leaving. Leaving home, leaving Tumblr…all social media, really. Today is my last day home for a long time. I’m going on a mission trip, which means no internet access for a year and a half. I’ve been preparing for this for a long time, and even now I’m very shocked how abruptly the due date came up;;;

I don’t report to the MTC until Wednesday, so I’ll still be around until then. The car trip will be very long, so I might still try to do some internet stuff (hopefully dump a ton of sketches gosh) but internet will be kind of unreliable as we travel. I’ll do my best to get some stuff finished off but after that…I’m gone. I’m building up a massive queue (setting to post once a day while gone), but I can’t do much more than that.

So…it was fun. I met alot of amazing people here and on other sites, and I will miss you all terribly as I go on this crazy journey ahead. Thanks for making my experience here a good one (well as good as it can get on this ridiculous site lol)

(Once again, totally disappearing Wednesday, but I’ll try to stick around until then! Just wanted to give some warning…)

god r//eylos drive me nuts bc like
They’re popular
The ship is popular
They know it

But what makes me sad is that means they do have influence over fandom content and canon. The writers could decide to just do what’s popular.

And that means making an abusive ship canon if they felt like it. No I don’t wanna hear yalls ugly meta abt how it’s not abusive and that it doesn’t sideline Finn in a pseudo racist way.

But I also know that Rey is probably gonna be a skywalker so,

But there’s always the thought that she might not be ! Which I’ve thought would be cool to explore but not at the cost of the reynos taking over everything with the stupid purple fanart and rey faint in a white dress and kylo romping around torturing people lol

idk it Just Makes Me So Mad

werido-fangirl  asked:

dude I know right when my mom told me I was heartbroken I couldn't believe that it's so crazy I hope he's doing better now tho

he’s not doing anyhow..which can’t be said about his wife, 6 children, bandmates, family members, friends and many, many other people who loved him… I don’t know what led him to it (no one will probably ever know) but suicide was NOT the solution