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anonymous asked:

How long does it take to make gifs like the ones you made with snl and late late show? It seems really complicated

the snl and late late show one took about 15-20 mins each but the jimmy one was a little over 5 mins since all i had to do was lower the opacity. the logos gifset was actually pretty easy u just erase a little bit of the logo in every frame 

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Journal 3 shitpost doodle dump part 2! (Part 1 is over here and part 3 is over here)

To be honest, I don’t think I’m done yet. There’ll probably be a part 3 as well because there’s just so much more I want to poke fun of. This book truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

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Here’s some Skeleton Dance tap dancing !  

Because La La Land’s Soundtrack is stuck in my head, I just saw it yesterday and I love it so much !   

bonus: (messy) sketch under the cut

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anonymous asked:

hi. do you have a masterpost of german books? not as in grammar books but normal ones, such as harry potter, thr hunger games, and stuff? Happy new year !

These are all the files I’ve hoarded over time. 

German Novels

Harry Potter

The Lord of the Rings

The Hunger Games

Sherlock Holmes

The Chronocles of Narnia

Classics and Modern

Other Books for Intermediate Students

Link to them all on Google Drive: Here

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(do not repost) old halloween comic from last year! this actually happened to me when I was a kid and it was probably the last time I went trick or treating….

Jin and his cozy little beanie

these concept photos fucked me up to no end so you can expect more of these little doots in the next week

Context: Unable to play game due to a key player having issues with someone over the phone. I’m a new player, so I was hoping to get to playing once I rolled stats.

DM: Ugh, so we just gonna go home?
Player 1: Heh, roll to see how fucked she is for keeping us.
Me: I’ll do it. *grabs DM’s d20*
(First time rolling a d20, so I’m just enjoying whatever comes up… and I roll a natural 20)
Me: …
Player 1: …
DM: …Well, guess that means she’s überfucked.

Imagine Woozi teasing you when he catches you lovingly looking at a picture of him on your phone.

Somethings are unwise to leave to chance. Period.

Me: well, we’re waiting for the cover of nightfall to attack this tower… might as well catch some sleep before hand.
DM: sounds smart to me.
Me: but… that would be rather boring. I know! I’ll roll concentration to see if I have some kind of cool dream.
(I was sleep deprived irl at the time and we were playing over skype + Roll20)
DM: are… are you sure you want to do that?
Me: HELL YEAH! This will be sweet.
*one “nat one and the dark chuckles of the DM that tell me I’m in for something” later*
DM: you have a dream. A wet dream. About your mother. Not your mother while she was alive. No, this is a wet dream about banging your own mother’s corpse. Now, as a tracker, you can’t help but think “maybe this is because I am now traveling with and protecting my family’s killer, just because that killer is a young looking elf with amnesia about killing them”.
Me: I hate you DM… you’re a shitstain on the face of humanity.
DM: and yet you insist on perma-DMing me.

omgcp-themed asks!
  • Jack: Tell us about something you’re passionate about.
  • Bitty: What happened the last time you had a crush?
  • Shitty: How do you define your gender & sexuality? (If you don’t want to say, just write “I have no deets, man”)
  • Lardo: How do you express your creativity (writing, drawing, music, etc)?
  • Ransom & Holster: Do you have a best friend? If so, how did you meet them?
  • Nursey: Are you a naturally calm person?
  • Dex: What’s an issue you’d fight someone over?
  • Chowder: Would you say you’re a friendly person?
  • Tango: What’s the last question someone asked you? (besides this meme)
  • Whiskey: Are you introverted, extroverted, or somewhere in between?
  • Mandy & Jenny: What’s some of your favorite music?
  • Parse: Tell us about something you’ve done/haven’t done that you regret.
  • Bad Bob & Alicia: Who do you look up to?
  • Suzanne & Coach: What’s your hometown like?
  • Hall & Murray: Do you play/watch sports? If so, which ones?
  • Georgia: Describe a difficult choice you’ve had to make.
  • Johnson: Write & answer your own question!
  • Señor Bun: not a question, just saying hello and hoping you have a nice day! :)
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HDM month | week 4: favourite book

Northern Lights // The Subtle Knife // The Amber Spyglass

He’s figured out that while jerking his paw away won’t stop me from doing his nails, slowly rolling onto his back and gently pulling his whole leg away will stop me immediately because I cannot handle the cute.

*it looks like he’s baring his teeth but he’s not. His top lip got stuck on his gums.

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Mikasa Week, day 5: Growth + RivaMika Valentine’s Day Event

I don’t know if this contribution will count, since it’s an entry for two events, but I wanted to do something for Mikasa week so badly, and I also wanted to participate in the RivaMika event, so I thought about combining them into one entry, because I don’t really have much time to make separate ones.

Since the theme was growth, I figured, this could refer to Mikasa being pregnant, or her relationship with Levi growing over the years.

For Valentine’s day, you could consider Levi’s gift for Mikasa is spending a day with her after being busy for so long. And the best gift Mikasa could give Levi on Valentine’s is being his lovely, pregnant wife. You can make up your own story for this.

I tried to finish this as quickly as I could, hence why the coloring is a bit of a mess, and the background is half-assed (but hey, when isn’t it?). Anyways, I hope you guys like this.

theory

the ml fandom has had huge arguments over food.

we mostly get along over here. we don’t often catfight about ships (unless they’re horrible), we support each others’ art and their right of what they can draw, we leave nice reviews on fanfics and generally have a good time. we aren’t even angry about star signs or cat vs dog person. everyone is welcome here

except when it comes to food

many of you remember the salt and vinegar chip discourse, in which most notably, @megatraven defended the honorable and sacred salt and vinegar chip by buying a shit ton of them. it was a fandom divide and no one knew who was their enemy and who they could trust

now it’s bacon. and pineapple on pizza and shit.

and do you know why? do you know why i think this odd pattern keeps showing up, that this fandom is unnecessarily obsessed with drawing lines within food preferences?

because that’s 100% what marinette and adrien would do. do not tell me that they would not text each other until 3 arguing about s&v chips. do not tell me sabine would not offer adrien bacon, to which marinette would be disgusted, and he’d eat seven pieces in a single minute and marinette threatens to break up with him. do not tell me that marinette wouldn’t buy dark chocolate and adrien would be betrayed because his preference is white. they’d absolutely do it

so good job ml fandom, you guys are really in character.

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Band Of Brothers 15th Anniversary

Episode 6. BASTOGNE
[7 Oct. 2001]

This is why this works.
You aren’t the relationship type and commitment is something I’ve never learned to settle into.
According to statistics, there is a 90% chance that this won’t work.
Probability tells us that we don’t end up together after everything is said and done.
You’re stubborn and I like to have things my way, when I want them. I’m also selfish and most of the time, this world feels as if there’s only room for one of us. So we argue, over stupid ass shit. You hate that I take three hours to text back and it annoys the fuck out of me that you constantly need reassurance that this is what I want. I know that I don’t have the best track record. If you backtrack far enough into my history of ex lovers- they never last longer than 3 months. I grow anxious for what’s to come next. I get irritated easily. So in loving me you’re settling for uncertainty. I can’t promise that tomorrow I’ll wake up and know for sure that I’m going to spend the rest of my life with you. That doesn’t mean I don’t love you. I hope you know that. I might not always say it and perhaps the closest to ever telling you comes out in a question that asks if you’ve ate today but I’ve never been good with these things. I know I bash on love too openly for your taste. The first time you met my mother, I left the room and she told you to run while you still had something left. Right now, I leave the choice to you. The chances of this not working out are higher than anything else and the truth is, neither one of us has ever been in the business of chasing after love or even trying for it but I love you enough to stand by the idea that with you I would.

Okay, listen. Just listen. 

Damian and Tim have a complicated relationship, that’s for sure, but they’re brothers. It’s messy and tangled and not clear cut… but you have to admit, like Tim does not do right by Damian at the beginning of their relationship. This is complicated further by the fact that Damian did try to kill Tim when they first met. Yes, that is definitely Bad. But like… Damian was 10. Not only that but he was abused his whole life. That doesn’t make what he did excusable but it makes it understandable when he begins to change. Like Tim is almost and adult and he hurts a 10 year old out of spite even when it’s clear that the kid is changing.

It’s a complicated situation, but you have to stop pretending that Tim is your perfect little Angel Child and infantilzing him. There’s no Right or Wrong in this scenario, life doesn’t work like that. But Tim is capable of being cruel and he is cruel to Damian during their first years together.

I’m getting really tired of this Damian is A Monster Torturing My Perfect Angel Tim Drake rhetoric. Like Damian is a child and was abused and you need to start factoring that into the equation.