don't get mad at me for tagging that

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With thanks to @stuffedart​ who is probably sick of me by now. Although I went much more low-key because I’m a coward  shy (⸝⸝•́દ•̀⸝⸝) I don’t think I’m gonna upload these to dA for exactly that reason.

I also decided to throw in flower language even though it doesn’t really have anything to do with anything.

Oak-Leaved Geranium for Papyrus, which is “True Friendship”
Ox Eyes for Sans which is “Patience”
And Amaryllis for Frisk which is “Determination”

I wasn’t sure what to do for backgrounds…

They’re transparent :)

Ship rant

I honestly hope this is the last time I bring this up because I’m sick of dealing with it.

Say it with me:
2doc is an extremely toxic and abusive ship. If I ship this I am aware that it is unhealthy and happens to real people.

Listen. This shit hurts. I’ve never let some stupid ass ship aggravate me until y'all really got the fucking nerve.

STOP SAYING IT ISN’T ABUSIVE. STOP SAYING IT’S OKAY IF HE APOLOGIZES. STOP SAYING USING MURDOC’S HEALTH AS A DEFENSE. STOP IGNORING THE TRUTH. STOP NORMALIZING THE SHIT THAT HAPPENS TO REAL PEOPLE LIKE ME.

For you to even THINK you can stop and say the shit that happens with these characters is irrelevant is one thing. But when you start sugar coating and invalidating abuse victims/kin people is ENRAGING.

I have been through ABUSE. My dad abused me. My partners abused me. And when you start pulling the whole “They’re JUST characters what they do isn’t even real” you are saying to all the abuse victims out here that what happened to them is some figment of their fucking imagination?

Being beaten, verbally/mentally abused isn’t real? FUCK YOU. I cannot even begin to fathom how mad this makes me and when you all start trying to protect yourselves from what you know is very well true and very well REAL.

I know these are characters. But Jamie and Damon did NOT hold onto them for almost 17 years for them to be seen as JUST CHARACTERS. They were designed and expanded on to have a very real interaction with people. SO STOP GIVING ME YOUR BULLSHIT.

You ship murdoc and 2d? Cool. I don’t fuck with you. You can have your fantasy to yourself. BUT DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE TELL ME WHAT MY FATHER AND PARTNERS DID TO ME ISN’T REAL OR IMPORTANT. DON’T YOU DARE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO PEOPLE WHO CANT OR ARE TOO SCARED TO SPEAK UP ISN’T REAL OR IMPORTANT. EVER.

  • horror game: don't play this if you get scared or disturbed easily. this game is forbidden to those who are unable to distinguish fiction from reality.
  • me: *spamming the start button* ok yeah lets play the damn game
  • me, later that night: *brandishing some random object* cmon zombie motherfucker get out here so i can kill you and then go to sleep
So my boyfriend just HC'd some silly shit after reading my smut on Ao3

BF: So, I noticed you left the tab up on your laptop while I was using it to fill out an application and I… may have read some things.

Me: oh?

BF: … damn, I never knew Ignis had it in him. He’s forward asf.

Me: *shrugs* It honestly depends on how I headcanon him. I think I’ve written just about every version of Ignis that I can at this point.

BF: okay, I’m gonna headcanon. *stands up from the dinner table, snaps his fingers and adopts a surprisingly damn good impersonation of Adam Croasdell’s voice* I’ve got it! I’ve come up with a new poonani recipeh!

Me: *CHOKES*

BF: *switches to being Prompto* Wow, Ignis, that’s amazing! How do you do it? *Ignis voice* Dear Prom, all I have to do is say things in this voice, and women do what I want! *Prompto voice again, actually makes his eyes big and sparkly* That’s it? That’s all I have to do to get girls? *Ignis cadence* Well… that’s all that I have to do.

Me: *kind of wishes that I had my phone to record all of this*

BF: *goes into Noct’s voice* Guys, shut up, I’m trying to concentrate on being a king, here. *lifts his head imperiously, channeling Ignis, adjusts his glasses* But you’ve been staring at that damned ring for hours and haven’t learned shit yet, my lord. *gruff, Gladio voice* That’s a good one, Iggy!

Me: WHY ARE YOU STILL GOING WITH THIS

BF: *whines as Noct* Shut up, Gladio, I still have a better chance at getting chicks as a king while you remain NOTHING! *Ignis voice* That… almost rhymed, Noct. *Prompto* Aww, I’ll always appreciate you Gladio! *gruff Gladdy laugh* that’s because no matter what you do, you’ll always have to look up to me, Prom. *walks out of the room*

Me: … wow.

BF: *comes back in* IN FACT… I headcanon that the only person that would be better than Ignis at picking up girls is Cindy Aurum. Because it’s obvious she’s batting for her own team.

Me: … do you wanna create a Tumblr?

BF: Nah. I’m not good enough to join your elite porn writing group. But it was fun channeling all of the Chocobros for a minute!

If Jungkook was a hyung, I wonder how Bangtan would’ve fare. Thank lamb skewers things are the way they are now.


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  • Paul: How is cody safe?? How?? I don't get it??
  • Me, the tag, America, the world: HOW? HOW? HOW WERE YOU SAFE. FOR THE ENTIRE FIRST 4 WEEKS OF THE GAME??? ARE YOU MAD??? SOMEONE HAS SAFETY??? THAT EARNED IT?? WHEN YOU??? HAVE HAD EVERYTHING HANDED TO YOU BY PRODUCTION ON A SILVER PLATTER? BUT HOW?? IS 👏🏻 CODY 👏🏻 SAFE???👏🏻 NO. NO. NO. NO.

Nostalgia was had, mistakes were made, and I drew some jerk from a fandom I jumped ship from five years ago. I don’t know what possessed me to do this but here we are.

I’ve been happily divorced from the Yog junk for a loooong time and I don’t regret leaving the source material in the dust, but boy do I miss that fandom sometimes. And well, this asshole is the reason I’m so into mad scientists and robot arms and mad scientists getting what’s coming to them.

Sometimes when I look at my hermit crab (named July but I call her crabbie), I consider getting her some friends…but then I remember why I don’t.


SHE KILLS THEM ALL.


She killed them for their shells despite me having bought many shells she could change into (they weren’t even painted) I’ve had 3 hermit crabs before her. Then came July and they died, switching between wearing all their shells. Then I got two more and the same thing.


From then on she isn’t allowed to have crab friends. She’s a killer >:(


I’ve had her for well over a decade and she’s still well and good though.

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So I was googling up some images of dresses (long story) and came across these on Pinterest. I was automatically sold that a half-modern/half-victorian Alice outfit could totally be designed using one of these. Or all of them being used to design 4 outfits, whatever. If anyone gets inspired, please tag me to your design so I can see it. If not, I’m still gonna try and sketch out my own.

anonymous asked:

I hope Jackie gets her heart torn the fuck out for tearing mine out. I'm so sad for star

Hey, me too friend! T v T But please don’t take it out on Jackie. They’re both friends so I’m sure Star nor Jackie would want to see each other hurt.

I’m sure our baby girl will be okay. Let’s hope that the season finale won’t kill us all ; v ;

anonymous asked:

Our boss has a thing about making sure we have our name tags on, and she also knows I don't like wearing mine. I've explained to her that it makes me uncomfortable due to past situations involving people getting a hold of my personal information and tracking me down. She didn't care. So I asked if I could please change the name on my tag to something different, such as my middle name, and she said "But why would you wanna hide your pretty name?!" I try to cover it with my hair, but she gets mad.

anonymous asked:

I hate that people will give me an email address that's spelled weird and get mad when I don't spell it right. Fuck you, if your email address is like x0k1tt3h spell it for me. Same if your name is Ryleeigh or something, idk how to spell it, you're not wearing a goddamn name tag

anonymous asked:

im actually pretty glad u explain when you're kidding in the tags because i don't pick up on things like that and get confused tryina depict if people are mad or not

if it helps, usually if im actually genuinely upset about something that im being sarcastic about, i dump 10 tons of pure unfiltered salt in the tags.

like i dont always make a note of explaining when im kidding, but you will definitely hear me hootin n hollerin somewhere if im mad

The signs as little exclusionist things
  • Aries: *Spouts blatant TERF rhetoric* *Constantly platforms TERFs* Don't you dare call me a TERF!!!!
  • Taurus: "The asexuals stole dragons from children"
  • Gemini: The fucking ace Ronald Reagan moodboard
  • Cancer: "The full acronym is LGBT" *Is given a lenghty response with reliable sources* "The full acronym is LGBT"
  • Leo: Blaming asexuals for the lesbian tag being filled with porn
  • Virgo: *Has an aphobe-(character) url* Don't call me an aphobe!!
  • Libra: Getting mad at foreign variations of the LGBTQ acronym
  • Scorpio: "Nobody does that" said while that thing, indeed, is happening right before your eyes
  • Sagittarius: "I don't speak Spanish but asexuales means sexualities, not asexuals"
  • Capricorn: "The ace fandom"
  • Aquarius: Calling trans people cishet when you yourself are cis
  • Pisces: Calling people you don't like feminine coded names and potentially misgendering them in the process