kevin and neil headcanons because i dont see nearly enough for them
☆neil: what is ‘dabbing’ kevin: absolutely not
☆kevin has to chop vegetables into tiny pieces and sneak them into neils dinners because his eating habits are shit
☆they go grocery shopping together and neil keeps putting junk food in the cart and kevin keeps shoving it back onto random shelves with varying levels of rage
☆neil: do i even weigh anything to you? kevin, holding him a foot off the ground: no. its like holding a bag of grapes
☆whack each other w their exy racquets when they get too Extra during practice
☆scary movie ride or die fans
☆kevin curls up and watches through his fingers and neil punches kevins leg when a jumpscare gets him
☆kevin: *mentions anyone who has even slightly inconvenienced him* neil: you should kill them
☆kevin can always sense neils bullshit and he will, inevitably and invariably, be able to tell when neil is doing Something Stupid
☆neil photobombs kevins interviews at/after games ALL THE TIME
☆kevin: it was a tough game but our hard work paid off
☆neil: in the background wearing 3 pairs of sunglasses and dumping an entire gatorade over his head while maintaining eye contact with the camera
☆neil can suplex kevin
☆they are savage at dragging like god help whoever brings down their Roasting Session upon themselves bc they will taste the wrath of a god
☆neil makes a game of how many outlandish claims he can make and still have kevin believe him
☆neil: did you know i once spent a week in australia and had to eat nothing but jellyfish and twinkies to survive
☆kevin, wide eyed and scandalized: how are you alive
☆neil WILL pick a fight in a fast food restaurant and kevin has to bail him out
☆kevin listens to 80s pop music when he works out and neil finds out. neil Finds Out.
☆neil plays 21 loops of tom jones’ ‘whats new pussycat’ and kevin tells him to put in 1 ‘its not unusual’
☆kevin will send neil a million texts until he gets a response. like in a row, in the span of 15 seconds buzz buzz bitch where are you
☆neil watches chopped and kevin loses his mind because neil will drag a contestant for mixing caviar with peppers while at the same time eating like mac n cheese with nutella
☆they get too into laser tag and get kicked out
You know what Logan gives Rory that no one else does? Autonomy. Logan has always always always respected Rory’s choices. Rory drops out of Yale? Logan doesn’t like it but knows Rory is an adult who can make her own decisions. Rory decides to take an internship with his dad? Warns Rory what Mitchum is like but doesn’t stop her. Before having sex with Rory? Asks for verbal consent- twice. When Rory wants to date him? Tells her upfront that he’s not a boyfriend guy so she has the chance to back off. Logan is literally the only person in Rory’s life that respects Rory can make decisions on her own, regardless of whether he thinks she’s right or wrong.
Imagine Magnus getting ready to go tell the seelie queen he’s decided to join her ranks, and just when he’s about to leave he sees Ragnor leaning against his front door.
His arms are crossed over his chest, eyebrows raised to say ‘are you serious right now’. Magnus stops in his tracks, remembering the last time he saw him, remembering his words. When that love comes back to you, you must do everything in your power to fight for it.
“What are you doing?” Ragnor’s words sound accusing. “You’ve finally found happiness and you’re just going to throw it out the window like this?”
Magnus continues getting ready, knowing that he’ll break if he listens to what ragnor has to say. “I have to do this, Ragnor, I have to look out for our people, for the downworld.”
He doesn’t see it when ragnor rolls his eyes at him.
“And what about the seelie queen? Do you think she cares about the downworld? Do you think she cares about anything but keeping the seelies safe?”
That makes magnus stop and turn, squinting his eyes at Ragnor.
“Do you think she cares about the warlocks and the werewolves and the vampires who are going to get hurt when she leads you all into war?”
Neither of them says anything for a while, but suddenly Magnus seems a lot less eager to get out the door. He starts pacing, fidgeting with the rings on his fingers.
“I know that you’d do anything to keep our people safe, Magnus, but giving up on love, giving up on what makes you happy, on who makes you happy, isn’t going to help you achieve that.”
When Magnus turns around, Ragnor is gone. He sighs, reaching into the pocket of his coat for his phone and types a quick message.