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Carmelita Voice Actor Post

ha ha ha this is by far my most popular post and it originally contained multiple embarrassing errors 

because @bisexualslycooper idly wondered what the breakdown was and I have nothing better to do with my time!

Sly 1: Roxana Ortega

Is she actually Hispanic? imdb says her mother was Peruvian and her dad was Mexican-American, so heck yeah!
Other notable roles: apparently she was in g-force

Sly 2: Alesia Glidewell


Is she actually Hispanic? Technically, no! According to Wikipedia her dad was Brazilian-American (and her mother Japanese). This makes her Latina, but not Hispanic - ie, from a Spanish-speaking country. As @slycooperandcarlosfox​ informs me, she is fluent in Spanish, along with Portuguese and Italian. And, y’know. English.
Other notable roles: Lots! She has voiced both Samus Aran and Krystal, provided the creepy motion capture for F.E.A.R.’s Alma, and - most famously, I imagine - was the face and body model for Chell from Portal. Not only that, but her imdb page has stuff in basically every category, from “Producer” and “Director” down to “Camera and Electrical Department”. What an accomplished woman!

Sly 3: Ruth Livier

Is she actually Hispanic? Given how she has “received special recognition by the National Hispanic Foundation for the Arts”, I kinda hope so, yeah! (@whoisthemasterthief informs me she is Mexican-American, specifically.)
Other notable roles: apparently she was in drag to me hell (and GTA:SA, as one of the pedestrian VAs)

Sly 4: Grey Delisle Griffin

Is she actually Hispanic? Yes! She was raised by her maternal grandmother, who is Mexican, and often credits said grandmother as having a huge influence on her.
Other notable roles: Man, where to start? A ton of versions of Daphne (Scooby Doo), Mandy (ie, Billy and), Kimiko (Xiaolin Showdown), Frankie (Foster’s Home), Sam (Danny Phantom), Vicky (Fairly Oddparents), and of course, her personal favorite role [mine too!], Princess Azula from Avatar the Last Airbender.

…it’s really all or nothing when it comes to other roles, isn’t it?

My sincere thanks to @whoisthemasterthief and @miatheladygamer for correcting me about the semantic difference between “Hispanic” and “Latinx” and DeLisle’s grandmother, respectively!

Garrett and Marian - Legacy Banters
  • Marian: Well... not quite how I imagined this family reunion going. I was envisioning more hugs and maybe some wine over dinner. Not attempted assassinations
  • Carver: Really? You think this is so abnormal for our family?
  • Marian: Well you got me there
  • ---
  • Bethany: What could our father have to do with this mess? The Carta have had more than enough time to try and find us
  • Garrett: I imagine that having two Champions of Kirkwall with the last name Hawke may have tipped them off
  • Bethany: But it's been three years since you and sis defeated the Arishok. Why wait that long?
  • Marian: Well I don't know about you, but if I was going to go after the people who killed an Arishok then I'd probably want to make a little time for planning, wouldn't you?
  • Carver: Do these morons strike you as the sensible type?
  • Marian: Two points in one day Carver? Don't tell me the Templars are actually drilling some wit into that skull of yours
  • Carver: *laughs* At least /my/ wit makes a point, dear sister
  • Bethany: Ooh, that had to hurt
  • Garrett: Do you need some healing for that one, Marian?
  • Marian: Oh shove off, all of you
  • ---
  • Garrett: And we're back in the Deep Roads
  • Marian: Oh it's not that bad. I mean... Look at all the... Ugh, no, you're right this is terrible. Let's all promise never to go to the Deep Roads after this. Three times is enough
  • Garrett: Three times? When was the second?
  • Marian: Um... well...
  • Carver and Bethany: *sing song voices* Somebody's in trouble
  • ---
  • Bethany: Varric wrote to me the other day
  • Garrett: Telling another of his stories, I bet. Was it the one about the high dragon, because that didn't really-
  • Bethany: No. He was giving me an update. On you, actually. I was... worried, so I wrote to him and asked
  • Garrett: I'm fine Beth. Really
  • Bethany: No you're not. Not yet. But I know you, and if anyone can get past it, you can
  • Garrett: Thank you
  • ---
  • Carver: You might want to be watch yourself, Garrett
  • Garrett: How come?
  • Carver: Ever since you sided with Orsino the other day, there's been... Rumours. Meredith isn't happy with you, and it's only because she allows it that you're still free
  • Garrett: So is she going to have me dragged to the Circle, or is she getting the Brand ready now?
  • Fenris: Don't say that
  • Carver: I would never let it get that far. But I thought I'd warn you, just in case you were thinking about making her mad
  • Garrett: I appreciate you telling me Carver. Don't worry. I'll be careful
  • ---
  • *after completing Malcolm's Will*
  • Marian: So... the stonework down here is... lovely, isn't it?
  • Carver: Not now, Mary
  • Marian: I was only... Alright
  • ---
  • Marian: Are you okay, Gary?
  • Garrett: I'm fine... Just...
  • Marian: He loved you. And Bethany. He'd be so proud of you
  • Garrett: You sound so sure of that
  • Marian: Of course I am. Because it's true. And don't let that nasty shit in your head tell you otherwise - it's a liar, remember
  • Garrett: *chuckles* Alright
  • Bethany: Be careful sister, people might think you've got a heart after all
  • Marian: *dramatically* Oh no! *clutches chest* I think... I think I'm getting feelings! Quick, someone beat them out of me!
  • Carver: *laughs* You be careful what you wish for sister
  • Isabela: I'd rather ride them out of you
  • Garrett: Ah, and there's the dirty line. I was starting to worry something was wrong Bela
  • Isabela: And you're as sweet as ever, Garrett
  • ---
  • Varric: Twenty silvers, that's my final offer. Take it or leave it Elf
  • Marian: What are you betting on, and why am I getting left out of it?
  • Varric: You want in? We're betting on what it'll take to get Junior and Waffles to hug
  • Garrett: *groans* You're not calling me 'Waffles' again, are you?
  • Varric: I have to. Every time I say 'Hawke' all four of you turn around. I'm being considerate
  • Carver: I bet there's /someone/ here who'd like to see him covered in syrup
  • Garrett: Carver!
  • Fenris: *embarrassed noises*
  • Isabela: Ooh, new friend-fiction idea!
  • Garrett: Don't you even dare!
  • Isabela: Too late, already dared. Can we make camp? I need to make notes
  • ---
  • Varric: Hey, Rivaini, I'm expecting royalties if that friend-fiction of yours gets published
  • Carver: When you didn't even come up with it?
  • Varric: You wouldn't have brought up syrup if I didn't call him Waffles
  • Garrett: Maker save me...
  • Bethany: And me...
  • Marian: Usually I like dirty things... But this is too far, even for me
  • Isabela: Are you saying you wouldn't like it if /I/ were covered in syrup?
  • Marian: Oh I'm sorry. I didn't realise you were my very hairy twin brother, Bela
  • Isabela: Well when you put it that way...
  • ---
  • Isabela: I always thought we were the loud ones, you know
  • Fenris: What?
  • Marian: I know right. Maybe they're just less shy about it now
  • Garrett: Do I want to know?
  • Isabela: You already know. Or did you deafen yourself?
  • Marian: To think, they don't need us shouting encouragement through the wall anymore. I'm so proud
  • Isabela: Our boys are growing up so fast. Maybe next they'll master foreplay
  • Carver: Oh Maker, I do not want to hear this
  • Bethany: Neither do I
  • Garrett: *loudly* And I would be very happy if we could stop talking about this. Right now
  • Isabela: Yeah, see. That kind of loud
  • Fenris: *deadpan* If you're so fascinated by Garrett being loud, then you must not be doing a very good job at making Marian scream, Isabela
  • Marian: Oooooooo
  • Isabela: Oh, you snarky little shit
  • Bethany: *loudly* If we could stop discussing my older brother's and sister's sex lives, I would appreciate it
  • Carver: *loudly* Oh look, more darkspawn. Let's kill them so we can stop talking about this
  • ---
  • Marian: So our choices are the nice, Tainted madman, or the mage who wants to let a darkspawn magister out of his hole in the ground? Why can we never make nice decisions, like what kind of wine to have with dinner?
  • Fenris: I agree. It is the only decision worth making
  • Marian: When you're not throwing it at the walls, I assume?
  • Fenris: That was six years ago
  • Marian: And you never offered me a glass
  • Fenris: You are recycling jokes now? Has the great Marian Hawke's wit finally lost it's edge?
  • Marian: Ooh, you are just asking for it now
  • ---
  • Varric: You okay Garrett? You've been a bit quiet since-
  • Garrett: I'm fine Varric. There's more important things to be worried about right now
  • Varric: It's not easy to realise that someone you looked up to wasn't quite what you imagined. You ever need to talk, you know where my suite is
  • ---
  • Isabela: So... is no one going to bring up the fact that Varric called Garrett by his name earlier?
  • Varric: What are you talking about Rivaini? Waffles and I were just having a friendly chat
  • Isabela: Don't bullshit me. You called him Garrett. I heard you
  • Varric: That doesn't sound like me, Rivaini
  • Marian: He called you by your name when Velasco carted you off to Castillon
  • Isabela: What?! No fair, I didn't get to hear!
  • ---
  • Bethany: Are you sure about this, brother?
  • Garrett: It has to be done
  • Bethany: I could do it. I am a Hawke after all, and a mage. You don't need to-
  • Garrett: No, Bethany
  • Bethany: But-!
  • Garrett: Bethy, if I let you use blood magic, I'd never be able to live with myself
  • Bethany: And if you do it, will you be able to live with it?
  • Garrett: I'd rather it be me than you
  • ---
  • Varric: If he pulls a dragon out of his ass, I'm leaving!
  • Marian: Oh great, and now he's almost certain to pull a dragon out of his arse! Way to go Varric
  • ---
  • Bethany: Here, you didn't get a chance to close that wound earlier
  • Garrett: Thank you
  • Fenris: I just hope it was worth it
  • Marian: Well we /did/ just kill a darkspawn magister. I can't wait to hear how Varric tells this one
  • Varric: Well I doubt I'll have to exaggerate a damn thing, considering how weird this shit is
  • Fenris: That isn't what I meant...
  • Garrett: I'd have avoided it if I could, but someone had to. And if it meant sparing my little sister from that...
  • Fenris: I understand. But... Please, just be more careful from now on
  • Garrett: I will, I promise
  • Isabela: You two are so sappy... It's actually rather cute
I love you more

It was quiet. So quiet. They didn’t need to look out to see that was late. Not a single noise. Even their breaths you couldn’t hear.

Remus was holding Sirius, so tight, like he was afraid, like he didn’t want the other to dissapear; like he could.

Sirius had his eyes closed, like if he opened the other would not exist anymore.

They were naked, to feel every single piece of skin they could, and even that wasn’t enough. Eskimo kisses. Lazy hands.

“I love you.” Said Remus, his voice so low that if it wasn’t that quiet Sirius wouldn’t ever listen.

“I Love you more.”

“Why must you turn everything into a competition?”

“It’s not a competition.”

They stayed in silence for a few seconds. Sirius opened his eyes to see a confused Remus.

“When I say I love you more, I don’t mean I love you more that you love me. I mean I love you more than the bad days ahead us. I love you more that any fight we will ever have. I love you more than the distance between us. I love you more than any obstacle that could ever try and come between us. I love you the most.”

Remus tried not to cry, but he couldn’t. And then he kissed Sirius, like never before. 

The Signs as Jesus of Suburbia Lyrics
  • Aries: there's nothing wrong with me, this is how i'm supposed to be
  • Taurus: no one ever died for my sins in hell as far as i can tell, at least the ones i got away with
  • Gemini: are we demented or am i disturbed? the space that's in between insane and insecure
  • Cancer: city of the dead at the end of another lost highway, signs misleading to nowhere
  • Leo: home is where your heart is, but what a shame, cause everyone's heart doesn't beat the same
  • Virgo: i don't feel any shame, i won't apologize when there ain't nowhere you can go
  • Libra: to fall in love and fall in debt, to alcohol and cigarettes, and mary jane to keep me insane, doing someone else's cocaine
  • Scorpio: dearly beloved, are you listening? i can't remember a word that you were saying
  • Sagittarius: nobody's perfect and i stand accused, for lack of a better word and that's my best excuse
  • Capricorn: everyone is so full of shit, born and raised by hypocrites
  • Aquarius: i read the graffiti in the bathroom stall like the holy scriptures of a shopping mall
  • Pisces: running away from pain when you've been victimized, tales from another broken home
Disney Princess Quotes {Sentence Starters}
  • "So this is love... So this is what makes life divine."
  • "If you'd hold still, it wouldn't hurt as much!"
  • "Someday I'll be part of your world!"
  • "Supper's not quite ready. You'll just have time to wash."
  • "Look around you! This is where the path of hatred has brought us!"
  • "I walked with you once upon a dream."
  • "When will my life begin?"
  • "But they say if you dream a thing more than once, it's sure to come true"
  • "You're not free to make your own choices."
  • "No, No! Please. Please... Please don't leave me."
  • "Open your eyes now before you get hurt!"
  • "It would've been better if we never met."
  • "I am not a prize to be won!"
  • "I am a despicable human being..."
  • "Can you paint with all the colors of the wind...?"
  • "Oh... All my years. No one's ever done anything like this for me."
  • "I'm ___ years old! I'm not a child anymore!"
  • "Oh... It's wonderful..."
  • "I'm so ashamed of the fuss I made!"
  • "But if you would just listen-!"
  • "I can't believe that I'm doing this..."
  • "You don't even know him!"
  • "Want to know a secret? Promise not to tell?"
  • "I just don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad."
  • "Who are you and how did you find me?"
  • "If only I could make him understand..."
  • "When I promise something, I never ever break that promise."
  • "I'm really not supposed to speak to strangers, but we've met before."
  • "By the way, thank you... for saving my life."
  • "You were wrong about the world. And you were wrong about me!"
  • "This is the happiest day of my life! Everything's so wonderful!"
  • "I've hidden it... Somewhere you'll never find it!"
  • "Why do they still treat me like a child?"
  • "Sorry! Just, don't... don't freak out."
Can I just speak for a while

For those of you who are harassing Ishida for the recent manga chapter.

Stop.

Take a moment.

And think.

Where does Ishida live?

Japan.

Not America.

Japan

Has Japan legalized/normalized homosexuality?

No.

With that being said who is Ishida’s demographic?

Male Teens/Young Adults in Japan

Although yes he does have a other fans who do not fit this demographic, they still read it, and he still creates it. As someone who inspires to be a comic book artist, this is a perfect example of shipping going too far. It’s sad that people who overly fantasize about a ship are stuck I’m between their desired ships and the canon ones.

Fanfiction and fanart are online FOR A REASON!!!

So we, a fandom, can have the the happy endings we want, while still enjoying the work. For crying out loud, what happened to having AUs and chats about our favorite ships? Did we forget that, or are we so dense that we would rather tell the creators to kill himself rather than let him create content he enjoys? Like Mashima said, WE CANT PLEASE EVERYONE! That goes for Ishida, and all of you. Only those who truly appreciate us, will accept us. So if you truly appreciate the content Ishida has given to us, then you would continue to read his manga.

If you’re the kind who throws a tantrum because you’re a spoiled fudashi who always got what you wanted…

You were never a fan in the first place.

anonymous asked:

Why I see so many people calling you racist? Wtf is wrong with them?

?? What? Are people saying that about me? Hm… I don’t think I’ve done anything recently, but you never know. Can you link me to the posts so I can apologize?

Dynamite Hack starters.
  • "I'll wait for you. I always do."
  • "Nothing bad I've ever done could warrant this."
  • "You picked the wrong disaster."
  • "Tell yourself that I don't care-- the things you say, the drugs you take."
  • "I am so happy here."
  • "Break my heart and sleep around."
  • "Don't say heartbreak."
  • "Maybe someday you'll see that I would like to be with you and you to be with me too."
  • "I said some things I probably should have kept to myself."
  • "Do what it takes to make it through the day."
  • "I can't picture myself without you."
  • "What's keeping me here?"
  • "Oh what the hell, I'm through with you anyway."
  • "I keep thinking, if I could do last night again I'd act so differently... but I guess I'm gonna have to live with this."
  • "You picked the wrong addiction."
  • "I'm fading in and out of your business."
  • "It's just not accepted! It's still not allowed."
  • "I need your love in my arms."
  • "I want to see if you'd ever feel the same."
  • "So stop following me, I've got nothing to say."
  • "There must be something I can do."
  • "I don't want to leave here just yet."
  • "Every single thing I say gets taken out of context some way."
  • "It's getting on my nerves, so let's call it a night."
  • "Feelings are like attitudes--bad and nothing in between."
  • "It's a long trek taken without all the people you're used to taking it with."
  • "Through the years you have matured, but you'll always look the same to me."
  • "I've seen all I care to hear of what in me is wrong."
  • "But I disagree. Maybe they will see all the pretty things I see."
  • "It's over now-- it's too late."
  • "Man your soul is rotten, but your teeth are pearly white."
  • "Without you I'm better off anyway."
  • "I sat at home and thought of what to say to you when I saw you again."
  • "You're forcing your way in my life."
  • "I want you less and less each day."
  • "I'm drunk but I want some anyway."
  • "I just don't care enough about this to make the effort to show you that I care enough to try to get you back in bed with me."
  • "Is it true? If you were here, I'd ask you."
  • "You know, these things, they happen."
  • "Guys like you are always so entertaining."
  • "Trust me, I won't be sick of all these words I'll never write."
  • "I never get mad, 'cause I know you and how you can be."
  • "Think of what a great boyfriend I could be."
  • "This should be a break for us-- a night that isn't in a pill."
  • "I don't even have all that I'm cracked up to be."
  • "You gotta' be kidding me."
  • "I just want to be alone, sit here and get stoned."
  • "I don't wanna fight, but you never let it go."
  • "I want out of here."
  • "'I'm a jerk, I'm a dog.' That's what you'll say about me."
  • "So here we are, stuck in Hell."
  • "Got drunk again just to drown out my regrets."
  • "Give me one more chance to try and be a little more unkind."
  • "This isn't how it's supposed to be."

anonymous asked:

I'm bi, but I'm kind of scared to come out because my family is pretty homophobic/biphobic. Like my grandmother has told me that if I ever came out as anything other than straight, she would still love me but would consistently tell me that it's wrong and against the word of god. And my mom says being lgbt+ is a mental illness and every time a pride flag or something is mentioned she makes almost a disgusted face, I'm just really kind of scared I don't want any of those relationships to change.

Wow, that’s terrible! I’m so sorry to hear that your family is so bigoted. Unfortunately, the honest truth is that your relationships probably will change at least a little, whether you come out or not. Having to listen to that kind of hatred is not healthy, even if your family doesn’t know you’re bi. I understand that it’s scary to hear these things and know that they are talking about you (even without realizing it), but you’ll be okay. Remember that it’s not your fault your family has these prejudices and it isn’t your responsibility to sacrifice your own mental and emotional wellbeing to smooth these relationships. It is possible that your family will grow in understanding and get more accepting with time, even though they are very bigoted now. Sometimes people change. But it might be best to stay closeted to your family at least until you are in a position to get some distance if you need to. It’s okay to be scared and it’s okay to be closeted. Find someone to talk to if you can! It helps a lot. Hang in there, anon! I see you and I’m sending you strength and love.

Okay I'm calling it now, Ravus is probably gonna get his own DLC

I’ve been saying that since the start, but based on the new scenes we just got you can’t deny that it won’t happen. I’d be more upset if they didn’t give him DLC tbh.

A part of me hopes it’s like Separate Ways from Resident Evil 4 where you see all the same scenes but from his perspective. Ravus wasn’t ever fleshed out and he really deserves more screen time. But I guess only time will tell.

anonymous asked:

My exgf is trans & ever since we broke up she's been telling everyone that I'm a terf. I broke up with her because I found out that she was watching a very disturbing type of porn & I couldn't be with someone who got off to that. I confronted her about it and she said that "breaking up with a trans woman due to her sexual preference is the definition of being terf". I really don't understand, but I also don't feel comfortable flat out saying she's full of shit. Can you explain this to me?

She’s wrong. She decided to take a low for you breaking up with her for comfort. There is a very distinct difference between why you broke up with her and why Terfs attack and harass trans women.
~ Aaron

anonymous asked:

Are we not allowed to call Jin a mom anymore? I've never seen any other fandom have a problem with this. Like, in e*xo, Su*ho is known as the mom and not ever has that been a problem so...

afdjkghfd I don’t know how to answer this and I’m sorry if I end up offending anyone but ok-

So, I’m not the shipping God. I dont know what’s right or wrong. What is allowed or isn’t. But what I do think (in my opinion) is that we should (or don’t ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ totally up to you)

  • stop labeling Jin as the wife b/c he is a male and it’s wrong to try and make everything heteronormative - but carry on calling Jin and x member husbands if you wish
  • dont call Jin ships with members beside Namjoon incest ships
  • dont call him a princess - Jin has pretty much made it clear he doesn’t like being called that anymore (prefers prince)
  • dont overuse the mom label unless he’s stereotypically acting like a ‘mom’ 

And just know that Jin is much more than those labels. He’s a caring hyung, amazing vocalist, great dancer (i’ll fight you on this), has a great sense of humor, super hard working, bts’s wings and the reason why BTS is literally flying off the charts. 

What are your guys’ opinion on this?

Lance Headcanons

Most of these have probably already been stated somewhere, but I thought I’d compile some of my own along with my personal favorites.

  • He can dance. I know this is a fairly common thing and I’m so glad it is but he can dance. And he will try any kind of dance at least once. Ballroom, hip hop, break dancing, ballet- you name it, he’s tried it. And he’s very good at it. (Did you see his hips moving when he did the voltron cheer? The boy can dance)
  • Before joining the Garrison he life-guarded at his local pool. He also volunteered to do it at camps and special community events and he even helped with swim lessons for the local kids every summer. 
  • Has read all of My Immortal. Multiple times. He tried to make Hunk read it but he always got out of it somehow until one night when Hunk was messing with some engineering work when Lance just started reading it out loud. 
  • Which leads into the fact that Lance is fantastic at reading out loud. He gets into it- gives every character their own voice and does motions and everything. He developed this skill because he reads to his younger siblings and cousins and nieces and nephews when he’s at home and it’s a large part of why Hunk didn’t just put in headphones when he realized what Lance was reading to him.
  • The two of them from that day on will randomly quote it when they see fit. “So what did you do then?” “We started Frenching passively.” and “Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?”
  • Lance keeps his music meticulously organized. His CD’s are alphabetized in their own genre categories and every song on his ipod has the title of the song, band name, and what album it’s from. He has carefully thought out playlists for every occasion he can think of and after joining Voltron when something happens that he has the perfect playlist for but his ipod’s back on Earth he gets seemingly inexplicably frustrated for a few moments before bursting out in a purposely horrid rendition of one of the songs.
  • He would be a really good figure skater what with his fabulous dancing skills if only he could figure out how to balance first. As it is he can’t skate without holding onto the edge or someone else and even then he still falls multiple times.
  • He also knows every lyric to the High School Musical songs. Just the first one and like two songs from the second one because the second movie’s plot made him mad so he didn’t bother with anything outside of “What time is it?” and “I don’t dance” because hey they’re catchy.
  • Keith one day during training for forming mental links makes a comment along the lines of “Lance why do you feel so… wrong?” Hunk groans and it’s the only warning any of them get before Lance yells enthusiastically ”My head’s in the game but my heart’s in the song!!!!”

Um… that’s it for now. I probably have more but this got super song sorry

'mad hatter' sentence starters
  • "My friends don't walk, they run."
  • "We paint white roses red."
  • "This dream is a killer."
  • "I'm peeling the skin off my face."
  • "I really hate being safe."
  • "The normals, they make me afraid."
  • "The crazies, they make me feel sane."
  • "I'm nuts, baby, I'm mad."
  • "The craziest friend that you've ever had."
  • "You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone."
  • "Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong."
  • "You like me best when I'm off my rocker."
  • "I'm not alarmed."
  • "So what if I'm crazy? The best people are."
  • "All the best people are crazy."
  • "Where is my prescription?"
  • "Doctor, doctor please listen."
  • "My brain is scattered."
  • "You can be Alice, I'll be the mad hatter."
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Chanyeol ruling out cucumber soup because Baek doesn’t like it (¬‿¬)

I like to undress with you, and as
far as I can tell, you do too. I’m
still trying to decide if that’s
wrong. Sometimes intimacy
feels like love when it’s not and
I could have sworn I fell for you
back there, but recently I’ve been
wondering if I had just forgotten
what desire felt like. I’m
comfortable in your bed and
you’re my favorite friend, but if
you ever asked me to be yours,
I know the answer would be no
—  Rebeka Anne, FWB
signs as songs from 'lemonade' by beyoncé
  • aries: don't hurt yourself
  • "Who the fuck do you think I am?
  • You ain't married to no average bitch boy
  • You can watch my fat ass twist boy
  • As I bounce to the next dick boy"
  • taurus: all night
  • "So many people that I know, they're just tryna touch ya
  • Kiss up and rub up and feel up
  • Kiss up and rub up and feel up on you"
  • gemini: formation
  • "Y'all haters corny with that Illuminati mess
  • Paparazzi, catch my fly, and my cocky fresh
  • I'm so reckless when I rock my Givenchy dress (stylin')
  • I'm so possessive so I rock his Roc necklaces"
  • cancer: sandcastles
  • "Every promise don't work out that way
  • Dishes smashed on my counter from our last encounter
  • Pictures snatched out the frame
  • Bitch, I scratched out your name and your face
  • What is it about you that I can't erase, baby?
  • When every promise don't work out that way, no no, babe"
  • leo: hold up
  • "I don't wanna lose my pride, but I'mma fuck me up a bitch
  • Know that I kept it sexy, and know I kept it fun
  • There's something that I'm missing, maybe my head for one"
  • virgo: forward
  • "It's time to listen, it's time to fight
  • Forward
  • Now we're going to hold doors open for a while
  • Now we can be open for a while
  • Forward
  • I love you more than this job, please don't work for me"
  • libra: daddy lessons
  • "He held me in his arms
  • And he taught me to be strong
  • He told me when he's gone
  • Here's what you do
  • When trouble comes to town
  • And men like me come around
  • Oh, my daddy said shoot"
  • scorpio: 6 inch
  • "Six inch heels, she walked in the club like nobody's business
  • Goddamn, she murdered everybody and I was her witness
  • She works for the money, she work for the money
  • From the start to the finish
  • And she worth every dollar, she worth every dollar
  • And she worth every minute"
  • sagittarius: freedom
  • "Freedom! Freedom! I can't move
  • Freedom, cut me loose!
  • Freedom! Freedom! Where are you?
  • Cause I need freedom too!
  • I break chains all by myself
  • Won't let my freedom rot in hell
  • Hey! I'ma keep running
  • Cause a winner don't quit on themselves"
  • capricorn: love drought
  • "Nine times out of ten, I'm in my feelings
  • But ten times out of nine, I'm only human
  • Tell me, what did I do wrong?
  • Feel like that question has been posed
  • I'm movin' on
  • I'll always be committed, I been focused"
  • aquarius: sorry
  • "Now you want to say you're sorry
  • Now you want to call me crying
  • Now you gotta see me wilding
  • Now I'm the one that's lying
  • And I don't feel bad about it
  • It's exactly what you get
  • Stop interrupting my grinding"
  • pisces: pray you catch me
  • "Nothing else ever seems to hurt
  • Like the smile on your face
  • When it's only in my memory
  • It don't hit me quite the same"
MBTI Types as Melanie Martinez Lyrics
  • ISTJ: "I'm so unprepared, I'm fucking scared."
  • ESTJ: "Uh-oh, there it goes. I said too much, it overflowed."
  • INFP: "I'm laughing, I'm crying. It feels like I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying."
  • ENFP: "Oh, come, take my hand and run through playland. So high, too high at the carnival."
  • ISFJ: "Do you like my cookies? They're made just for you. A little bit of sugar, but lot's of poison, too."
  • ESFJ: "Stitched you up, put you together with cotton and feather. Gave you love, put my heart inside you."
  • INTP: "I don't give a shit about you anyway. Whoever said I gave a shit 'bout you?"
  • ENTP: "The normals, they make me afraid. The crazies, they make me feel safe."
  • ISTP: "Tell you a secret: I'm not alarmed. So what if I'm crazy? The best people are."
  • ESTP: "Love everything you do, when you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do."
  • INFJ: "You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone. Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong."
  • ENFJ: "If I share my toys, will you let me stay? Don't want to leave this play date with you."
  • INTJ: "Everyone thinks that we're perfect. Please don't let them look through the curtains."
  • ENTJ: "I'll cut you up and make you dinner. You've reached the end, you are the winner."
  • ISFP: "You smell just like vanilla, you taste like buttercream. You're filling up my senses with empty calories."
  • ESFP: "I'm nuts, baby I'm mad, the craziest friend that you've ever had."