don't even try and say it's not

Harsh truths for the signs
  • Aries: the world still turns whether you choose to be happy or sad.
  • Taurus: the people you envy got there by hard work, luck, or genes.
  • Gemini: it doesn't matter how much you talk if you're not saying anything special no one will listen.
  • Cancer: nobody cares if you're broken, if you don't try to fix yourself it's never praised. Effort is praised.
  • Leo: your heart still beats even when it's broken.
  • Virgo: your self pity doesn't solve your problems.
  • Libra: love isn't special, it's the people who make their own love personal and unique.
  • Scorpio: jealousy makes you toxic towards the person you care for.
  • Sagittarius: home isn't a building or a place, it's a feeling.
  • Capricorn: no one will hear you if you never speak up.
  • Aquarius: the only person you should try to be better than is your past self.
  • Pisces: dreams require effort, effort requires work.
  • ellen: so... how do you feel being here?
  • namjoon, in korean: you pieces of shit, don't you even try saying something stupid, we have worked so hard only for you to embarrass us in front of ellen, so you either stay quiet or i'm killing you and dismembering you and burying you in different places, am i clear?
  • yoongi: *raises his hand*
  • namjoon: yes yoongi
  • yoongi: when you kill us can you bury me beside hoseok, thanks
  • hoseok: i second that
  • jungkook: you want to be buried beside your self?
  • seokjin: well if he dismembers us then it's possible i guess
  • taeyung: if that's so, then i want to be buried beside van Gogh hyung
  • jimin: *sits quietly*
  • ellen:
  • namjoon:
  • BTS:
  • namjoon: i qUIT! gOOD LUCK FINDING A LAST MINUTE TRANSLATOR! YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERST-
  • ellen: did I just see a nervous breakdown?
Even More Voltron as Even More Weird Shit My Friends Have Said
  • Lance: "i don't have any explanation for the things i say, they just come out of my mouth."
  • Hunk: "it's on the DL so people don't think i'm weird. engineers are weird."
  • Keith: "i just found out that kidz bop covered 'what does the fox say' and i have never been more disgusted"
  • Pidge: "WE DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKIN... ANYTHING!"
  • Shiro: "coca-cola: america's champagne."
  • Allura: "careful with your phone there, gravity doesn't work today, try again tomorrow."
  • Coran: "we sometimes do a full scale recreation of the crusades in our dorm room and they one time walked in on that."
  • BONUS:
  • Lotor: "sometimes i eat the end piece of bread. it's how i give back to society."
3

still trying to break in this t-t-t-tablet so here are some morioh sketches!

For awhile, but especially since every day6 started and they’ve been gaining attention more and more people keep complaining that jyp neglects Day6 and needs to promote them the same way he promotes his other idols (usually comparing them to twice and got7). I’ve been replying to most of the posts personally or sending in asks/messages to say this but I’m tired of literally copy and pasting the same thing every day so I’m just gunna make a post and pray to the Tumblr heavens that a popular blog sees it and reblogs it so all of you can understand this

Day6 is not a boy group
Day6 are not idols
Day6 does not want to be treated like idols
Day6 is a BAND that just happens to come from a company that mostly produces idols
Say it with me: Day6 is a band, not a boy group

They’ve said this collectively and individually, as well as JYP has said this, but they do not want to promote as idols. They do not want to ride on the back of JYP and what his money/promotion teams are capable of. They are a band and they want to gain their popularity and following as such. They want to be respected and taken seriously in their genre of music by doing things how every other band has to, which is build from the bottom up. If they let JYP shove their name in everyone’s faces and broadcast them on every possible platform their fame will not be strictly because of their talent but because they come from one of the top3 companies and would not be taken seriously in their field. JYP said he would help promote them more this year and he is, but there’s a fine line between being promoted as a band and being seen as an idol group with a band gimmick. They were even a little uneasy about having to preform on music shows because that’s an idol thing to do and they’re not idols. Look them up on Wikipedia and it says “Day6 is a South Korean rock band” becasuse that’s what they are!!! I don’t understand why it’s such a hard concept to grasp.

“But they’re so good if JYP promoted them more aggressively they could win first place/top charts/all kill/whatever”

1. They do fantastic on charts already especially considering that they’re still a relatively new and unknown band competing with the nation’s favorite idols.

2. THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT WINNING MUSIC CORE OR ALL KILL OR 10MILLION MV VIEWS IN 24 HOURS!!!!

Would they be happy about any of those things? Yeah of course but you know what makes them even happier? Being able to write, compose and produce their own music, being able to have their (not so small anymore) local concerts and events at malls. Playing places they can be intimate with their fans who enjoy their music because they enjoy it. Watching their fanbase grow and being able to say “look how far we’ve come, look how many people connect to the music we put our hearts into.

Day6 isn’t a band because they want to top the charts and win first place, they’re a band because they love making music and sharing it with those who appreciate it.

Please stop comparing the boys to idols because they aren’t, and to do so completely disregards all of the work they’ve been doing to get to this point on their own.

When you try so hard to keep a person in your life, I think it’s the perfect time to let go. I believe that love or friendship should not be so goddamn hard to keep; if they want you in their life they’ll do whatever it takes to keep you. If they don’t, then you’ll find yourself doing whatever it takes to keep them.
—  If someone was meant to be in your life, they’ll be there with a simple hello.
4

聞かせておくれよ その声を…見せておくれよ その夢を… #HAPPYNDAY!

the other side of the signs
  • aries: can be very soft, emotional. sometimes doubt themselves. feel unwanted, unloved. they are without a doubt strong people but sometimes they just need someone to make them feel alright again. cry over people who hurt them in the past sometimes. never really forget what others did to them.
  • taurus: overprotective and jealous because they doubt themselves as a partner. sometimes they feel not good enough. can get angry over little things. when in rage they may say things they don't really mean and regret later. focused on their goals so much that they are about to give them up after a little failure.
  • gemini: can be mean and bitter when hurt. wouldn't admit they're hurt. ignore people because they don't know how to express themselves sometimes. overthink things and panic. it takes them a lot of time to regain their strength. they look for a home in other people. they often feel misunderstood.
  • cancer: they can be hard as a rock. they give second chances but they know exactly that giving a third chance is foolish. they won't hurt those who hurt them but they will make sure the people who did them wrong know what they did. is normally a dreamy romantic but they have an iron skin to hide in when it all gets too much.
  • leo: sometimes they feel powerless, as if something was sucking their energy out of them. challenges that seem impossible can bring them to their knees. sometimes their "roar" is a soft, whispering voice. their pride can make them roar incredibly loud though. if they feel like you make fun of them you'll get to see their teeth and this is not how you want to experience them.
  • virgo: sometimes they are mean on purpose, hurt on purpose. they may try to control others emotionally. they do this to be let alone or to make someone stay. sometimes they feel lonely and down. they also create little worlds where they hide then. they can have problems with saying or even knowing what they want and it confuses them and makes them feel uncomfortable.
  • libra: they doubt themselves a lot. they sometimes feel like the failed first try of a painting. sometimes they are not as kind as nomally, sometimes they explode. they never forget what they deserve and they will do anything to get what they want. they use their elbows to get people out of their way if it's needed.
  • scorpio: they sometimes feel things they don't understand and it makes them feel depressed. sometimes they feel like no one on this planet is made to understand them. sometimes they regret things so much that they hate themselves for making those mistakes. it takes them a ot of strength to seem as strong as they are.
  • saggittarius: the longer they look for them, the more "flaws" they'll find in themselves. they are bright people who live in so many colours but sometimes all they see is black and white, maybe grey. sometimes deep thoughts keep them awake and although they usually have many friends they don't know who to talk to. then they feel like the whole word has given up on them. they are known as funny, charming people but sometimes they feel like they're carrying the weight of everyone's happiness, like they're responsible for it, and that can be too much for them from time to time.
  • capricorn: they can be furious. sometimes, when it all gets too much, they yell and kick things and start treating the people around them badly just for standing where they stand, just for being there. they like to know more than they should. they rarely speak about how they feel. they tend to hide their true feelings from everyone around them and when they finally talk about things that bother them no one knows how to comfort them. they don't say what they want but expect others to feel what they want and when no one understands them they get angry.
  • aquarius: there can be a lot of secrets behind the pretty face of an aquarius. the best kept can be their sadness. although they are bright personalities who love to laugh and make jokes, aquarius often have experienced things that still bother them even after a long time. they won't always speak about it, they may try to cover it, but some day they will tell everyone what bothers them. it's actually hard for them to let go of their past.
  • pisces: they can be the most revengeful people. sometimes they know nothing, neither friends nor family. if they want to make someone pay for something they will do so, they will get their revenge. although they love a lot and love intensely, they also know hate. they try to avoid this feeling but they know it too well. actually pisces are haunted by a lot of things, mostly their own mistakes. they sometimes can't find peace. they fight for justice but sometimes they go too far. too far with many things. they tend to be self-destructive.
summaries of the moon signs
  • Aries moon: People with their moon in Aries are very passionate, funny, and endearing people. Their Aries moon shines through regardless of their other placements. They are people who love to get things done and try new things. They find it difficult to keep their emotions down and it is important for them to be able to express themselves. Boredom is the bane of their existence. They are impatient. Despite their love for trying new things, they get bored easily and often end up not finishing things they've started. They are quick to jump the gun and often ends up saying things they regret. Their mood changes can be intense but are usually short lived. They are the kind of people that will be fuming over something and then laughing over something else a few minutes later. It is very easy to tell when someone with an Aries moon is going through a rough patch because their 'spark' will be very dull and they might be lethargic, unmotivated, and dull. Lunar Aries can be immature, but it is almost always unintentional. These people are hardly malicious and are more likely to hurt someone on accident due to impulsivity and being defensive as opposed to it being thought out and intentional.
  • Taurus moon: Taurus moon people are thoughtful and observant. They are independent people who can be stubborn and set in their own ways and often prefer to work alone. They are loyal to those they love and care very deeply but sometimes have a hard time showing it. Despite that, they are usually very warm people who are easy to open up to. Taurus moon natives might have a hard time processing or showing emotion and might develop a habit of bottling their emotions up. These people like to go through life with lots of security and are usually planners and dislike being taken off guard. Safety and security are core values for them and they are not the type of people to go into things blindly. Taurus moon's can be lazy, but do not like procrastinating at all. Their laziness is usually only an issue when something is not important to them. They take things they value very seriously. Taurus moon often indicates possessiveness and the fear of abandonment and loss. However, people with this placement are very self sacrificing to those they love. They do not like to give up on anything, including relationships.
  • Gemini moon: People with this placement have quick minds that are always buzzing with ideas. This is a good quality because they are very witty and intelligent and are good at 'thinking outside the box' but can also result in overthinking. Lunar Gemini's are very playful and silly but are also very capable of getting things done. They enjoy arguing and usually don't take things too personally unless their core values or intelligence is insulted. They are usually very energetic and are fun to be around and carry a positive energy. People with this placement can be very moody and fickle. They have a hard time making up their minds and despite being analytical, they don't always know what is best for themselves. Sometimes these people have a tough time with their sense of self and will adopt other people's personality traits or try to change themselves. It often stems from wanting to be understood, which is a major challenge for moon in Gemini. They are hilarious and are great at making people feel comfortable.
  • Cancer moon: Lunar Cancers are deeply intuitive and empathetic. They are excellent at reading people and can see through lies and facades very easily, but they often idealize people and try to ignore their intuition because they want to see the best in people. People with this placement feel things very deeply yet try to keep their emotions to themselves. They can appear guarded but in reality they fear being hurt or taken advantage of. Sensitivity is a very strong Cancer moon quality. They are very perceptive of their environment and sentimental. They tend to dwell on the past and have a hard time getting over anything that was important to them. Change is extremely difficult for them, especially any change that takes them away from familiarity and security. Lunar Cancers love very hard and it's very hard for them to get over people. They are very creative, especially when it comes to things that connect to their values and emotions. They can be very moody and despite being very understanding of other people's emotions, they can find it hard to understand their own. They are prone to feeling guilty for being emotional and sometimes don't value themselves as much as they value others. These people can be hard to get to know but when you do, they are some of the most reliable and caring people.
  • Leo moon: Lunar Leo's are very charming and inviting people. People with this placement often aren't as outgoing as people with their sun in Leo, but are the kind of people who can come off quiet or aloof but are extremely open and wild around people they're comfortable around. These people have strong beliefs and feelings and aren't afraid to tell people off. They find it very difficult to brush their morals or values aside. They are the kinds of people who love to talk about what they're passionate about. Sharing their passions with the world is important to them. People often say Leo moon's are selfish, but in reality this is often a defense mechanism. They protect their pride and even though they are open and proud people, they hate to show weakness. When someone with their moon in Leo loves you, they will show you. These people are often bad with words, especially if it shows vulnerability, and prefer to show their feelings in action. They can be quite dramatic with their emotions but they're often dramatic for comedic effect, but sometimes people can't tell they're kidding. Leo moon's are prone to depression or negative thinking which is unlike their usually optimistic selves when they are not receiving attention or validation. It's very important to them that they feel appreciated and cared for.
  • Virgo moon: People with moon in Virgo are very logical and observant people and are great at investigating and figuring things out. Virgo moons are witty and don't miss a beat. They take things like work and school very seriously and are critical, but most of the criticism they apply to themselves. Even though people with this placement can come off stoic, they are extremely sensitive, especially when it comes to receiving criticism. They care a lot about what people in positions of authority and people they love think and take what they say to heart. Virgo moons are very organized and have a hard time functioning without a schedule or agenda. Their organization method might not make sense to some people, but it makes sense to them. These people often nag and try to control others but it's because they have an image in mind of how things should be. It's a huge sign of trust for a Virgo moon to let someone else take the reigns. They appreciate the little things in life and aren't the kinds of people who want a ton of possessions or an extravagant lifestyle. Virgo moons often fall into depression if they don't feel useful or that they are reaching their full potential. Same goes for when they are not being recognized for their efforts. They can feel the need to prove themselves even when others would not deem it necessary at all. These people are extremely motivated and devoted to what they value.
  • Libra moon: Lunar Libra's are kindhearted and care a lot about the way they are perceived. They are usually pleasant and easy to work with. They can come off confident and charming, but a lot of the time they are insecure in who they are and want to be liked. Libra moons are often the type who feel the need to be in a relationship all of the time. They are witty and intelligent and love to learn and to teach. Even if it isn't their favorite thing, they work well in groups. They can be overly dependent on others and can get attached to specific people or the idea of always having someone to rely on. They hate to feel lonely and don't want others to feel that way either. A problem they run into is that they have a hard time setting boundaries and saying no. They feel guilty for rejecting others or even just putting themselves first. Libra moons hate conflict and often won't say anything when they feel wronged because they don't want to start anything. Their fear of being disliked can cause them to change their personality or pretend to be someone they're not. They are often seen as being very flirty, but in reality, it's often them just being kind and trying to make the other person smile. They are great people to come to for advice. They appreciate beautiful things and generally have a positive outlook and try to see the best in people and the world. They are very creative but can be scared or embarrassed about showing their creations to the world.
  • Scorpio moon: Scorpio moon is a very intense placement. These people don't often seem emotional on the surface, but feel things very deeply. They are extremely passionate individuals. Their intuition is very strong and people with this placement often rely on their gut instinct more than anything else. They like to be in love but do not mindlessly enter relationships at all. In fact, it can take them a very long time to get into one because they fear rejection and being hurt. They are extremely loyal to who they love and feel very depressed when their feelings aren't reciprocated as deeply as theirs. They can have issues with jealousy and can seem suffocating. They are terrified of betrayal and don't usually trust others. They are very trustworthy themselves, though. They know how to keep secrets. These people need their own space. Even if the individual might not be introverted, they cannot be around others all of the time. They value personal space and can feel disturbed when that space is breached. Scorpio moons are often interested in things that people would consider dark or weird. They like learning about mysteries, the occult, psychology, and other things that might not be tangible to everyone. They live life in an all or nothing fashion and often avoid or simply cannot do things in moderation. Scorpio moon's are very dedicated and ambitious people who will stop at nothing when they want something.
  • Sagittarius moon: Sagittarius moons are people who are adventurous and freedom seeking. They usually have a great sense of humor and a go with the flow attitude. They dislike routine and get bored easily. Moon in Sagittarius natives avoid being caged in at all costs. It's not that they're afraid of commitment, rather they just don't like being tied down. They love to travel and the idea of staying in one place their whole life seems like a waste to them. They are the kinds of people who want to try everything and can be very reckless. Their recklessness doesn't stop there- they can be reckless with other people's emotions unintentionally. Sagittarius moons are typically very good natured and mean no harm, but they don't always take other people into consideration. They aren't the most perceptive to other people's feelings which can result in the lunar Sagittarius hurting others. Sagittarius moon's are often outgoing but they are independent people. They like to do things their own way and are usually pretty aware they're not the most reliable people. Sagittarius moon's are fun friends and are good at cheering people up. Despite being easygoing people, they are easily irritated. They can be blunt, too. These people don't go out looking for conflict but they aren't afraid to tell people like it is. Their direct honesty isn't always a bad thing, though. They are good at reassuring people and their opinions are often held in high regard by others. Sagittarius moons are easily let down because they have a tendency to set high expectations and are idealists. They love challenges and can be competitive but not usually in an unhealthy way, it's usually fun for them and motivates them.
  • Capricorn moon: People with moon in Capricorn are very reliable and diligent. They are hard workers who are perfectionists. They thrive off of structure and hate to feel useless, which they often do when they aren't doing anything they deem productive. This is a tough position for the moon to be in. Lunar Capricorns are extremely hard on themselves and are overly self critical. They try to always seem like they have it together. These people often have a fake it til you make it attitude and are great at faking confidence. It's also difficult for them to be vulnerable or to open up in general. They unintentionally bottle their emotions up. They are good at analyzing in general, but have a hard time self reflecting. They try to ignore their feelings and have a hard time seeing their positive qualities. Capricorn moons rely on feeling useful and that they have a purpose. They can seem conceited and often bring up their accomplishments, but they don't brag to rub it in others faces, they bring that stuff up because they view their accomplishments as their worth, so they want others to see they are worthy and have a purpose in life. Capricorn moons need security and to feel loved but often do not register that and can try to push that down or feel like they aren't worthy of it. Once they find someone they trust and love, they are amazing partners who are loyal, observant, and caring. It's obvious when a Capricorn moon trusts you because they will talk about their fears and feelings. Lunar Capricorns often need a cause or something to fight for. They want to use their skills for something that will make a difference. Finding that is often a huge breakthrough for these people and their confidence can improve through this.
  • Aquarius moon: Lunar Aquarius are very intriguing and passionate people. They might not be as emotional as others, but what they lack for in surface emotions they make up for in their passions. They are usually very progressive and care about the overall good of humanity. They are also usually very interested in people as a whole. They can be very outgoing but similar to Sagittarius moons, they are independent. They dance to the beat of their own drum and don't like to follow the crowd. People with moon in Aquarius hate being copied and want to be original and distinct individuals. They tend to be interested in things that aren't popular, and they don't mind that, though they can be disappointed because they love talking about those things. Aquarius moons usually have an ideal image of who they want to be in their head. This placement usually indicates being pretty even in thinking with your head and heart. Despite this, Aquarius moons really don't like to be seen as emotional. Their decisions are usually made after a lot of thinking about the possible outcomes. They are spontaneous, but not very impulsive. There is a natural inclination for them to think they are superior to others, mostly people who are desperate to fit in. Aquarius moons like to have a wide circle of friends but only a select few close friends. They would not thrive in a work environment that bored them and/or that isn't involving something they're passionate about. Aquarius moons strive to make a difference in the world.
  • Pisces moon: Pisces moons are empathetic, dreamy, and intuitive. They are daydreamers who are creative and idealistic. They can often live in their head when things get too turbulent. This position indicates someone who is very artistic and feels a deep need to express themselves and their feelings. They have a habit of romanticizing their past or people who they want to believe in. They can get taken advantage of if they aren't careful. Sometimes they idealize people to the point where they won't see their flaws. Pisces moons can be manipulative and often rely on the guilt trip tactic. They usually avoid doing that, though. They are very sensitive and take things harder than others. When hurt, they tend to run away rather than confronting the problem. Escapism is a huge problem for them. Pisces moons are very loving and affectionate. They often disappoint themselves by wanting others to love them the way they love others. They frequently value other people's happiness over their own and can over exert themselves to keep people in their life happy. They should pursue a career that allows them to explore their passions and express their creativity. Pisces moons work very well with others because of how skilled they are with reading people and connecting to them. They would not want to pursue a relationship with anyone they didn't feel a connection with.

@ parents 

please don’t tell your kids to shut up when they’re trying to tell you something or if they’re upset. don’t ignore them. don’t invalidate their feelings. talk to them. listen to them. never tell your kid(s) their thoughts and feelings don’t matter.

Ok but like

Teacher: Mr. Collins?

Misha: Here.

Teacher: Mr. Ackles?

Jensen: Present.

Teacher: Mr. Pada-Podal-

Jared: It’s Padalecki, sir.

Teacher: Pitalu-Padadali-

Jared: Padalecki.

Teacher: Potat-no that’s not right-

Jared: Pa-da-le-cki. Padalecki.

Teacher: Of course, of course, my apologies.

Jared: *Annoyed moose*

Teacher: Mr. Pomegranate?

Jared: *Sam Winchester bitchface #34*

theprof739  asked:

I don't get the whole "You ruined TNG" thing; not Wesley crusher, not the people who wrote the character, not the fact that the whole first season was kind of a hot mess anyways, or anything else.... not is was 16 year old Wil Wheaton and his nefarious schemes that ruined TNG, that's why it got canceled after the first... oh wait. Anyways keep up the good work preaching the don't be a dick mantra. It's a good philosophy and I try my best to stick to it in these trying times.

The overwhelming majority of people who say that weren’t even born when TNG was in its first run, and they are typically teenage boys who need to feel important and edgy. They barely have the capacity to understand all the weird and unexpected boners they keep getting, let alone the complex steps that go into making a television series.

I do appreciate them taking time away from their quest for Schezuan Sauce, though.

bluewolftail-bwt  asked:

It's ok rough I didn't ship anything anyways I don't even ship oswald x Felix But what I'm trying to say is your right this is a ship fest just look at the amino so many shippers. I like your style. It's the way you draw that way like everyone else draws in their way. So hope you get this ask

nah it all toatally fine, I just don’t like it when people talk behind my back or spread rumors about me

it ain’t a nice feeling

  • [During the Sea of Monsters, trying to get away from Scylla and Charybdis]
  • Percy: I have a plan.
  • Clarisse: You've got a plan?
  • Percy: Yes.
  • Clarisse: First of all, you're copying me from when I said I had a plan.
  • Percy: No, I'm not! People say that all the time, it's not that unique of a thing to say.
  • Clarisse: Secondly, I don't even believe you have a plan.
  • Percy: I have... part of a plan!
  • Annabeth: What percentage of a plan do you have?
  • Percy: I dunno. Twelve percent.
  • Clarisse: "Twelve percent"? [She breaks into raucous laughter]
  • Percy: That's a fake laugh.
  • Clarisse: IT'S REAL!
  • Percy: Totally fake!
  • Clarisse: That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life, because that is not a plan!
  • Annabeth: It's barely a concept.
  • Percy: You're taking her side?
  • Tyson: It's better than eleven percent.
  • Clarisse: What the hell does that have to do with anything?
  • Percy: [To Tyson] Thank you, Tyson. Thank you. See? Tyson's the only one of you who has a clue.
  • [Silence as Tyson starts picking his nose]
2

hey have some OOC salesdude doodles (salesdoodles?)

okay memori is honestly such an iconic ship and you can fight me on this

-there is No Drama in their relationship. none. no weird angsty bullshit leading up to it where they’re like “mmmm but do they like me” no its just. two trashbags living a happy trashbag life

-no literally the most drama that ever happened was about ontari and she understood pretty quickly that it wasn’t his fault

-NEITHER OF THEM HAS ANY NEED TO CHANGE WHO THEY ARE FOR THE OTHER. emori and murphy balance each other, support each other and protect each other

-both of them would willingly sell out the entire world for each other but they would literally die rather than turn on each other.

-they are a package deal. it’s not about surviving anymore, it’s about surviving together. murphy won’t go anywhere emori can’t follow and vice versa. even if he had gotten the chance to stay in the bunker, he wouldn’t have if she couldn’t.

-murphy isn’t portrayed as some weird heroic type when he doesn’t care about emori’s hand. he’s literally like “that’s badass” and it’s never mentioned again, because it literally does not matter to him at all. 

-they don’t have an angle, or a goal to become better people, or even the illusion of being a good person. they’re just like “nope we’re gonna do what it takes to survive no matter what” and don’t try to pretend they’re on anyone else’s side when they’re not.

-just. two cockroaches being happy together. i love them 

it is impossible to tell Damian knock-knock jokes because he does not understand the format at all

anonymous asked:

the scene from tkm where neil asks what andrew would give him and andrew responds with "don't ask questions you already know the answer to" kills me because not only would andrew do anything for neil even before they got together, neil later says the same to andrew. it's so Good!!

HONESTLY!! THEY WOULD GIVE EACH OTHER THE WORLD IF THEY COULD!! like andrew could ask for the moon and neil would genuinely try to steal the fuckin moon

Michael getting flustered on Letterman after David shows him a clip from his work on CBC, when he was 15 years old.

Taken from this video