don't even start with that

                                                                  Lani the P🍍

     It legit hit 100° today and thought I was gonna die of a heat stroke! Stopped by the market on my way home and picked up this cool lil fella. Decided to pose with him before I bring him to the slaughter house my belly lmao hope you guys are having a good day and staying out of this heat!! Gonna eat my fruit and chill by the pool for a few hours. 😩

Not to get y'all too hot and bothered, but I’ve been idly bra shopping for the last couple months (which means trying on one as I’m looking for other clothes, taking it off, giving it up for a week, and then trying a bra one again with no memory of what I’ve tried before, you know, the rigorous science) and I’ve concluded my boobs count as non-Euclidean geometry, they are an Esher painting of mammary ducts, they are altered by observation and their true shape can only be known when they are not perceived, they’re like probably a 36 A maybe but at this point fuck it I’ll just masking tape my nips and bounce free

  • Y'all: The Jedi were doomed to fail because of how flawed the Order was and the constant mistakes they made while handling their members and the galaxy as a whole.
  • Luke: *tries to remake the order, it fails, researches the order and its history of mistake after mistake*
  • Luke: Its time for the Jedi to end...
  • Y'all: They're making Luke EVIL?!?!

I checked my credit card balance and I still have pleeeenty of money on it so…

Aw yeaaaah.

I would’ve just bought the digital version but since I used to work for Apple I’m always so paranoid of my digital purchases someday becoming unavailable in the future. At least with a hard copy I don’t have to worry about that. PLUS having a hard copy that you can put on a shelf for everyone to see is nice too.

i forgot to post this back when i got it but honestly… it’s still the most ridiculous photo prompto has taken in my game

finally lookin at the episode order for ladybug on netflix like

jackady is episode 10…origins eps are like…3 eps from the end 

an innocent boy deceived by a man promising him a chance to be something more, who swam for his life with death looming so close he could taste it, feel its hooks still clasped around his burning throat, homeless and deprived of family….received by the cold streets of the barrel, a place where he developed a lock pick mind, a scheming face, a new family, and a taste for revenge. sounds a lot like kaz, but I mean wylan

anonymous asked:

i'm bitter because noora always gets so much screentime but also because it makes NO sense this season and they didn't even try an explanation? like can we at least know why chris and sana aren't as close anymore? also, vilde and sana seemed closer than noora and sana in s2 and 3 but that doesn't fit julie shoving noora into every scene so we get caricature vilde instead

I know, I was actually really excited at the start of this season because it was a chance to explore the other side of the girl squad. Sana and Chris were the two who were originally friends and I’ve always been curious what their relationship would be like… but I can accept that Ina is busy. Maybe in-universe they weren’t as close after Chris got absorbed with Kasper but like you said, it would be nice to have given them a nod? Wouldn’t Chris at least still be texting her pictures of cats tagged “it u” or something? But actually the relationship in the girl squad I’ve always found the most interesting for Sana is Vilde

They were introduced as the polar opposites of the girl squad and their conflict and its dramatic resolution was the basis of establishing that they’re all friends in the first place. Sana’s had a lot of big emotional moments with her (“I threw water in Ingrid’s face because she and her friends called you a slut for hooking up with William.” “Vilde isn’t a mean person. We’re her friends.” ‘What are you talking about? You’re our bus boss.” “She’s actually the first one I would take to war with me.”) So, even if they were in conflict, I think it would have been way more interesting to put more time into exploring Sana’s relationship with Vilde.

I would have loved this season be more about driving out the problems between them: their shared leadership (just last season they ran Kosegruppa together, this is a thing they do), Vilde’s prejudice getting pulled into the light and confronted, maybe Vilde saying something about how she doesn’t think Sana respects her (two of the nicest things she’d said about Vilde have been said to other people, how good would it be to parallel this in s4 with Sana answering her this time?). We could still get this but Vilde hasn’t really been the face of the conflict (we spend so much time on the Pepsi Max girls) and she’s already been presented as SO unpalatable and SO islamophobic this season. I would much rather first be exploring why Sana said this (and then seeing it break down):

Instead… we’ve had Sana and Noora against the world. It feels strange to ignore that Noora and Eva are best friends and just a little too convenient to me that Noora is number one in Sana’s books once we get to her season. That’s Skam’s biggest weakness, I think: shuffling around their characters from season to season based on what’s convenient and not keeping emotional continuity. Imho, I just think this is far too much time spent on her when she already had an entire season to herself and a significant focus during s1. Why can’t we be spending our remaining minutes on characters who’ll never get the spotlight (*coughs* also Even)? Who have a more organic relationship with the lead? Why instead do we have so much wasted energy on things that don’t even seem to go anywhere (Noora/Yousef, Vilde/Magnus, Noora and Sana talking to those random guys at the cafe)??

TAEHYUNG IS NOT CUTE

1. WHAT IS CUTE ABOUT THIS? NOTHING.

Originally posted by fykimtaehyung

2. UNACCEPTABLE.

Originally posted by jjks

3. HE’S JUST WRITING? NO, HE’S STABBING YOUR HEART WITH THIS PEN.

Originally posted by mvssmedia

4. I CAN’T BE CALM ABOUT THIS. RED HAIR, HAIRBAND AND THE WAY HE’S BEHAVING.

Originally posted by histonguetaechnology

5. HE’S EVEN MORE RUDE WHEN HE WEARS GUCCI AND LOOKS AT THE CAMERA LIKE THAT.

Originally posted by bangtanofarmys

anonymous asked:

Akaashi, please tell Futakuchi to CHILL

futakuchi has been adequately chilled… just kidding, he unplugged the fridge to get in there. akaashi has learned to keep a closer eye on him from now on

you know, call me crazy, call me biased af, but i just think it’s bullshit that we get all these sappy, ridiculous climon scenes and malec can’t even finish a goddamn conversation without someone walking in…and demanding, once again, that magnus fix their problems.