don't even get me started on those girls

anonymous asked:

i'm bitter because noora always gets so much screentime but also because it makes NO sense this season and they didn't even try an explanation? like can we at least know why chris and sana aren't as close anymore? also, vilde and sana seemed closer than noora and sana in s2 and 3 but that doesn't fit julie shoving noora into every scene so we get caricature vilde instead

I know, I was actually really excited at the start of this season because it was a chance to explore the other side of the girl squad. Sana and Chris were the two who were originally friends and I’ve always been curious what their relationship would be like… but I can accept that Ina is busy. Maybe in-universe they weren’t as close after Chris got absorbed with Kasper but like you said, it would be nice to have given them a nod? Wouldn’t Chris at least still be texting her pictures of cats tagged “it u” or something? But actually the relationship in the girl squad I’ve always found the most interesting for Sana is Vilde

They were introduced as the polar opposites of the girl squad and their conflict and its dramatic resolution was the basis of establishing that they’re all friends in the first place. Sana’s had a lot of big emotional moments with her (“I threw water in Ingrid’s face because she and her friends called you a slut for hooking up with William.” “Vilde isn’t a mean person. We’re her friends.” ‘What are you talking about? You’re our bus boss.” “She’s actually the first one I would take to war with me.”) So, even if they were in conflict, I think it would have been way more interesting to put more time into exploring Sana’s relationship with Vilde.

I would have loved this season be more about driving out the problems between them: their shared leadership (just last season they ran Kosegruppa together, this is a thing they do), Vilde’s prejudice getting pulled into the light and confronted, maybe Vilde saying something about how she doesn’t think Sana respects her (two of the nicest things she’d said about Vilde have been said to other people, how good would it be to parallel this in s4 with Sana answering her this time?). We could still get this but Vilde hasn’t really been the face of the conflict (we spend so much time on the Pepsi Max girls) and she’s already been presented as SO unpalatable and SO islamophobic this season. I would much rather first be exploring why Sana said this (and then seeing it break down):

Instead… we’ve had Sana and Noora against the world. It feels strange to ignore that Noora and Eva are best friends and just a little too convenient to me that Noora is number one in Sana’s books once we get to her season. That’s Skam’s biggest weakness, I think: shuffling around their characters from season to season based on what’s convenient and not keeping emotional continuity. Imho, I just think this is far too much time spent on her when she already had an entire season to herself and a significant focus during s1. Why can’t we be spending our remaining minutes on characters who’ll never get the spotlight (*coughs* also Even)? Who have a more organic relationship with the lead? Why instead do we have so much wasted energy on things that don’t even seem to go anywhere (Noora/Yousef, Vilde/Magnus, Noora and Sana talking to those random guys at the cafe)??

Your favorite nickname that Harry calls you is ‘petal,’ and he knows it makes you melt.

“Missed ya’, petal.”

“I love you so much, petal.”

“Goodnight, petal.”

Because he knows it makes you melt, he uses it to his advantage.

“Petal, can you get me a blanket?”

“Kiss me, petal.”

“Can ya’ get me some more popcorn?”

'Get it yourself,’

“Please….petal.”

You roll your eyes, but inside you’re trying not to turn into a puddle.

And then there are those times….

“Petal, come sit on my lap.”

“That’s it, petal, right there.”

“Be a good girl for me, petal.”

“Tell me how good I’m making ya’ feel, petal.”

anonymous asked:

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO SHIPS VMIN ROMANTICALLY!! I was getting frustrated cause everyone around me sees them as nothing more than a brotp and ships them with different members and I'm like?? they literally said they're soulmates?? what are you doing??

oh honey, I gotchu. So calm down and fall into the abyss where I will catch you safely into my evil warm and lovely arms. 

YESSS!! YES! sigh, I’ve been there before. Honestly, so glad people like you find me (the whole reason why I chose this url)<33 

Okay serious talk. Sure, people have their own preferences and views. But like, it’s kind of a disgrace to get your ship underestimated–even if it wasn’t intentional, don’t you think? 

#meninistprobs
  • chad: being a weebrony is the worst man
  • tony: ikr. noone really appreciates meninists or nice guys now... :/
  • chad: yeah like those femenesineist bitches are so crazy man they already have the right to vote so like ??? what else do they want
  • tony: i know man. theyre always opressing us cishet white males. what have we ever done?? we discovered america, we made the world the perfect utopia it is today (-: what have us whitecishetmales ever done wrong???
  • chad: ik man ik it's so fucking unfair I think we should just shoot girls now as well as black ppl
  • chad: like honestly why limit the deaths to black people lets just kill everyone
  • tony: us intelligent nice guy cishet males can survive on our own. who needs thugs and sluts????? not us
  • chad: totally yeah we can totally just have kids from our huge muscles and they'll all be white dudes like us bc we only want respectable people on our utopian planet
  • todd: We came from a female? Ha, a slut has never had me in them. Those girls always try to date me though. Playing games like when they say "hello" and don't want sex? Those sluts all mess with us bros before hoes
  • tony: does anyone know how to get Mountain Dew stains out of my original Hatsune Miku silk body pillow??
  • chad: yeah man just cum on it it'll come right off lemme link u to some hentai
  • tony: I politely asked a girl for nudes?? and she didn't send them to me?? so I told her that she was a slut and she deserved it tbh - I was nice to her. I gave her the right to vote?? and she doesn't send me nudes??
  • todd: Man have you seen the lesbian porn? I love lesbian porn. But I would never be friends with a gay guy. Gotta love that lesbian porn guys.
  • chad: omg gay dudes are so gay it's disgusting get them out of my country
  • chad: and lesbian porn is the best lmao
  • tony: I can't believe that gays have the right to marry?? Like I love lesbian porn, don't even get me started, but them marrying??? disgusting
  • todd: Man let me tell you I just called Nicki a fake skank and this ugly SWJ said that she has a right to dress and act how she wants?? Please, you will not be respected if you act how you wish to. Fucking ugly SWJ and feminazis get out.
  • chad: oh and tony yeah well bitches who don't give u nudes when you ask nicely are total whores man just stab em all
  • tony: This is why we need meninism tbh
  • todd: Don't even get me started on those girls who claim to be lesbians, but won't make out with their friend for me? Like, uh, I'm sorry, you owe me this since I hit on you but you aren't into guys.
  • tony: Like I'm respectful to a girl and I don't stab her, so I kindly ask her for nudes or to make out with her friend?? And she fucking says no? Like without a white cishet male like me, she could probably be dead right now.
  • chad: yeah we are so much more important than girls and so much more entitled and no feminism doesn't exist
  • todd: And like those guys who hit on me?? Like, can't they tell I'm not a fag like them??? I mean I don't swing that way!!!
  • todd: What do you mean that describes what I do to lesbian women
  • tony: We need meninism because when we ask a girl for nudes she says no and we gave her basic human rights, like we deserve nudes.
  • chad: what no way lesbians are different bc they don't exist and they're all doing this for us it's all to entertain us cis straight white males
  • todd: And like, have you seen how women react to me just feeling their boobs? I mean, if you don't want them squeezed, than cover them!

If you don’t think 5SOS songs are lyrical masterpieces, you are 100% wrong:

  • “Tell me where you’re hiding your voodoo doll cause I can’t control myself” - Voodoo Doll
  • “Turn down the static sound of a city that never sleeps” - Disconnected
  • “You’re telling me how you love that song about living on a prayer, I’m pretty sure that we’re halfway there” - End Up Here
  • “This ain’t a movie that I wanna see, a tragic story starring you and me, yell cut, we’re stuck inside this scene” - Heartache On The Big Screen
  • “If this is a test, then I’m probably failing” - Rejects
  • “Good girls are bad girls that haven’t been caught” - Good Girls
  • “Go ahead rip my heart out, if you think that’s what love’s all about” - If You Don’t Know
  • “He said, she’s got a method of killing, pulling you in like you’re gonna start kissing, fooling around until you’ve lost all feeling, sucking your blood until your heart stops beating” - Daylight
  • “And the dreams you left behind, you didn’t need them” - Amnesia
  • “I’m coming because I need to find you, is anybody there who can rescue, somebody like me, cause I’m just waiting for somebody like you, somebody like you, without you I’m a lost boy” - Lost Boy
  • “I was looking for attention, needed intervention, felt somebody looking at me, with a powder-white complexion, feeling the connection” - English Love Affair
  • “No one understands the chemistry we have, yeah, it came out of nowhere, it’s not like we planned this, getting out of hand, and now we’re gonna go there” - Mrs All American
  • “We’ll never be as young as we are now, it’s time to leave this old back and white town, let’s seize the day, let’s run away, don’t let the colours fade to grey” - Never Be
  • “Are we wasting time, talking on a broken line, telling you I haven’t seen your face in ages, I feel like we’re as close as strangers, won’t give up, even though it hurts so much, every night I’m losing you in a thousand faces, now it feels we’re as close as strangers” - Close As Strangers
  • “Cause I remember the taste of your skin tonight, and the way that you looked, you had those eyes, I remember the way it felt inside, and the names of the songs that made you cry, you would scream, we would fight, you would call me crazy, I would laugh, you were mad but you’d always kiss me, and the shirt that I had that you always borrowed, when I woke it was gone, there was no tomorrow” - If You Don’t Know

And don’t even get me started on Tomorrow Never Dies. That song is just full of amazing lyrics. 

This isn’t even half of the amazing lyrics that are in 5SOS songs, because that list would just be me listing every song ever sung/written by them. But you cannot deny that those lyrics are incredible. 

anonymous asked:

HELP! I am a teen writer. Or, I thought I was two years ago. I haven't written for fun in two entire years. Every time I want to write I have absolutely no ideas. I can't even write cliche stories (vampires, werewolves, bad boy falls in love with nerd girl stuff) without getting stressed out. I don't even like cliche stories. But I don't think there's anything new and original for me to discover. What do I do?

Write anyway.

Ask yourself what you’d like to see written and write that. What existing stories do you like? Write in those worlds. Do you have a favorite character? Write about them. What do you really enjoy doing in life? Write about that. Start keeping a stream of consciousness journal and write about whatever’s going on right now, even if you don’t think it’s that interesting. Go outside and observe people. Write about what they’re doing. Write about your family. Write about what you love. Write about what you hate. Just put pen to paper.

But, know that even if you can’t come up with anything, that’s okay too. Don’t be distressed. There was a time when I was younger when I stopped writing because nothing really sparked my imagination… until something finally did. The funny thing about ideas is they sometimes hit you when you least expect it, and they come from the strangest places.

I think there’s plenty out there for you to discover. Don’t worry about what’s been done, or if what your doing is new and original. Find a subject you’re passionate about and write about it. 

Of course, if you find that no matter what you do you’re unhappy with the idea of writing, then keep on taking that break until you want to come back. There’s no shame in falling in and out of love with writing. Maybe there’s something else out there that you’re more passionate about? Writing isn’t the only way to tell a story, and, perhaps, you not being able to write for so long is a sign that you should try something new?

-Morgan

anonymous asked:

What are your thoughts about the Taylor/Gigi, Karlie/Toni we've been getting lately? I'd like to believe in Kaylor but if I was dating someone and acted that way with another girl, I'd get killed. Way too flirty. I get that it makes it more obvious that Taylor/Karlie are hiding something but even then... It's even worse when you consider that Karlie and Toni probably dated in the past and doesn't Gigi have gay rumors? I just don't get it. Happy birthday btw. You're my favorite tumblr blog.

Like I’ve said before, I don’t have doubts, but because not everyone is as sound in their beliefs as me, l’ll explain why none of these happenings bother me.

Let’s start with Karlie/Toni - Those two have been friends for a very long time, and have dated. The difference here is that it’s very obvious Karlie is over her. Sure Toni is still thirsty for her (can you really blame her), but Karlie is not. Also, I noticed they started hanging out more when we started talking about the fact that they were kind of like Dianna and Taylor. Once they broke up, they didn’t even act like friends in public anymore. Whether we influenced that change in behavior or not, I have no clue, but it’s safe to say Karlie and Toni are friends, and only friends nowadays. Karlie may be flirty, but she isn’t stupid. I can’t see her jeopardizing what she’s built with Taylor over the last few years, she’s too in love to do that. 

As for Gigi and Taylor, they’re good friends as well. I’m going to digress a bit on this topic because people are using that video as proof Taylor acts that way with all her female friends when she’s drunk. Which, I’m going to have to stop those people right there. That video was nothing NEAR the videos taken the night of kissgate. If they were we would need Taylor nuzzled all up into Gigi multiple times, Taylor constantly hugging Gigi, cheek kisses, Taylor’s hand casually going from Gigi’s face to resting on her chest/boobs, AND we would need the media blowing up because of it. None of that happened last night, so for people to compare that video to the kissgate videos is idiotic. Plus, Gigi and Karlie are friends, and it’s clear Gigi looks up to her. She would never steal her girlfriend, nor would Taylor allow that to happen either. 

Karlie and Taylor “trying” to act this way with other female friends might be them just trying to normalize how they act together. There’s such a clear difference though. What they do with their friends isn’t even comparable to what they do together. You can’t fake the look someone gets in their eye when they’re looking at someone they love, and you sure as hell can’t fake chemistry.

Also remember, Karlie and Taylor have been in a committed relationship for 2.5 years, and are in their mid to upper 20s. This isn’t some relationship in high school where they’re worrying about what the other one is up to. They’re in a mature relationship, and they seem solid. This is why I don’t worry or doubt them ever. 

i’ve been a taylor fan for 8 years and she had long hair for 7 of those years but for some reason every single time i see a picture of her with long hair i get so startled 

Alright, Still sentence starters
  • "When you first left me, I was wanting more."
  • "You were fucking that girl next door, what you do that for?"
  • "I was so lost back then, but with a little help from my friends, I found a light in the tunnel at the end."
  • "When I see you cry, it makes me smile."
  • "Now you're calling me up on the phone, so you can have a little whine and a moan and it's only because you're feeling alone."
  • "Why would I wanna be anywhere else?"
  • "No, you can't have my number."
  • "They're all the same."
  • "You see the thing is, I just don't have the time."
  • "It seems to me that it's spiraling outta control and it's inevitable."
  • "I'm having the time of my life."
  • "Alright, how would it make you feel if I said you never made me cum?"
  • "In the year and a half that we spent together, I never really had much fun."
  • "I never wanted it to end up this way, you've only got yourself to blame."
  • "I saw you thought this was gonna be easy, well you're out of luck."
  • "You can play this game with me but you know you're gonna lose."
  • "If you're gonna play with fire then you're gonna get burned."
  • "Another drink and I'm ready for action."
  • "I don't know who you think you are, but making people scared wont get you very far."
  • "There's these girls in the corner wanting attention from the boys."
  • "You're not too cool and not too funny."
  • "Sometimes I find myself sitting back and reminiscing, especially when I have to watch other people kissing."
  • "I remember when you started calling me your missus, all the play fighting, all the flirtatious disses."
  • "I don't know why I trusted you but I knew that I could."
  • "I was just so happy in your boxers and your t-shirt."
  • "I can't shake those memories."
  • "Sometimes I wish we could just pretend, even if only for one weekend."
  • "Tell me, is this the end?"
  • "The first time that you introduced me to your friends, and you could tell that I was nervous, so you held my hand."
  • "There's no one in the world who could replace you."
  • "Two wrongs don't make a right."
  • "What the fuck do you know? Just 'cause you're old you think your wise."
  • "Be what you want, just as long as it's real."
  • "I should keep my friends close but keep my enemies closer."
  • "I don't want us to have a fight, but in the background I can hear you chatting shit."
  • "You're no friend of mine, girl and I've known it for a while."
  • "Have you got no self respect?"
  • "What happened to the good old days?"
  • "I was kinda hoping this was all a stupid phase."
  • "I can't even see him 'cause the room is so smoky."
  • "Don't understand how one can watch so much TV."
  • "I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away."
  • "I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray."
  • "I'm trying to help you out, so can you stop being a twat?"
  • "I wish I had one good reason why I should stay."
  • "I wish had qualities like sympathy, fidelity, sobriety, sincerity, humility - instead I got lunacy."
  • "My heart is achin and I've never felt this bad." "Absolutely nothing you can say to change my mind."
  • "With no warning you suddenly became my lover."
  • "I've been waiting so very long for you to say it to me."
  • "I know you're the one for me but it took me by surprise."
  • "I don't want to lose you, I don't want to confuse you."
  • "What am I supposed to say back to you?"