lance is overprotective as f u ck with keith and nearly tackles an alien when it threatens keith
like lance goes from smiling and friendly and all of a sudden, he’s pushing straight into the alien and shoving him from a stunned keith
cue lance leaning in real close to the alien’s face, and it’s really scary, cause lance has never been this serious
and he just quietly says, “don’t you dare come near him again.” and he’s not even yelling, it’s just quiet and calm and fucking scary as shit
lance lets it go, and turns to face keith only to see that keith is like.super red
like gaping, open-mouthed keef with cheeks redder than his armor
BONUS: inside keith’s mind is “holy shit that was fucking h o t”((edit)) i’d like to point out that since so many people are concerned, i n e v e r support toxic relationships. in this headcanon, it’s a justified reason for lance to say something like that; the alien has been threatening keith. threatening. maybe i didn’t make it clear enough, but there’s a reason lance gets angry. and since it’s still bothering so many people, i’ll change this headcanon, but i’d also like to point out that many of my headcanons are crack/slef-indulgent.