don't even care about what the hell is going on

heathers soundtrack: a summary
  • Beautiful: public school
  • Candy Store: the overplayed one
  • Fight For Me: violence is sexy
  • Freeze Your Brain: surprisingly fucked up for a song about the Slurpee(TM)
  • Big Fun: property damage
  • Dead Girl Walking: SEX BREAK
  • Very/Veronica's Chandler Nightmare: voyeurism gone wrong
  • Me Inside Of Me: how in the name of fuck do you write a suicide note that fast im calling bullshit
  • Blue: the other cursed song
  • You're Welcome: hamilton's what the kids like these days right?
  • Blue (Reprise): does Not have the right to be this fucking catchy fuck you
  • Chainsaw: weird euphemisms
  • Our Love Is God: partners in crime
  • Prom Or Hell?: going steady even after he kills three people
  • My Dead Gay Son: gay dads
  • Fight For Me (Reprise): violence is no longer sexy
  • Seventeen: teenage homicide (don't do it)
  • Shine A Light: i don't care what anyone says about ms fleming this is the best song in this goddamn musical ok fight me
  • Lifeboat: jesus she's on the freakin' bus again
  • Shine A Light (Reprise): I CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF
  • Kindergarten Boyfriend: surprisingly not a melanie martinez song
  • Yo Girl: she will never leave the cul de sac
  • Meant To Be Yours: bang bang, ma'am. bang bang. stick em up ma'am. this is a robbery
  • Dead Girl Walking (Reprise): why im terrified of pep rallies
  • I Am Damaged: sayonara slushfucker
  • Seventeen (Reprise): if i see one more edgy purgatory theory about this song i'm gonna eat a fridge
Okay but like legitimately

Where the fuck are all the spoilers? 

No, really. This is eerie as hell? Like there’s NOTHING. I mean not even tiny itty bitty blurbs AT ALL. I’m not talking whole episode spoilers or whatever but you know those small ones from Metro or DS or even soap mags that normally pop up. 

We normally get stuff on Tuesday and Thursday and sometimes the weekend. I thought once the episode aired we’d get some idea what is happening but there’s been boo. 


By now we’d know what was coming this week…we have NOTHING beyond Monday. 

This is all so very weird, man. 

Everything you are about to say, I already know.
  • Clara, I’m not your boyfriend… I never said it was your mistake.
  • Clara, I need you.
  • I don’t take orders, Clara.
  • To our last hurrah.
  • I don’t know if you’ll ever hear this, Clara. I don’t even know if you’re still alive out there.
  • I can save you.
  • This is my world, too. I walk your earth, I breathe your air.
  • Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?
  • You asked me what we’re going to do. I told you. We’re going to hell.
  • Clara, I’m terribly sorry, but I’m exactly what you deserve.
  • Are you okay?
  • It’s fine. I’ve found Gallifrey.
  • Yes, I’m really here. I’m back.
  • I never found Gallifrey. I lied, so you’d stay with Danny.
  • There was only one way to get to you. I’m dying, too.
  • I will hold Clara’s hand, but that’s it.
  • Clara Oswald, you will never look any different to me.
  • We should do this every Christmas.
  • I’m sorry. I was stupid. I should have come back earlier. I wish that I had.
  • The TARDIS is outside. So, all of time and all of space is sitting out there. A big blue box. Please, don’t even argue.
  • Do you know what’s rarer? Second chances.
  • Pretty Woman.
  • When do I not see you?
  • I want Clara Oswald, safe, alive, and returned to me immediately. You bring her back. You do that. You do that now. Unharmed. Unhurt. Alive.
  • I just felt that I… I had to say something. Because I’ve got a duty of care.
  • I can save you. You trust me, don’t you, Clara?
  • I’ll come back for you. I swear.
  • Don’t kiss me. Morning breath.
  • Everyone after you was random, but you being the next name, that’s what made me confront the Fisher King.
  • This is not a hug.
  • Look at you, with your eyes, and your never giving up, and your anger, and your kindness. One day, the memory of that will hurt so much that I won’t be able to breathe.
  • Every time we do something like this, I keep thinking, what if something happens to you?
  • She might meet someone she can’t bear to lose. That happens, I believe.
  • I’ve missed you, Clara Oswald.
  • I let Clara Oswald get inside my head. Trust me. She doesn’t leave.
  • Longest month of my life.
  • I’ll be the judge of time.
  • Hold my hand.
  • You will save Clara, and you will do it now, or I will rain hell on you for the rest of time.
  • I don’t care!
  • You shouldn’t have to ask.
  • What’s the point of being a Doctor if I can’t cure you?
  • What about me?
  • Clara…
  • Don’t run. Stay with me.

  • You are my storm room.
  • Making you laugh.
  • But I can remember, Clara. You don’t understand, I can remember it all. Every time. And you’ll still be gone. Whatever I do… you still won’t be there.
  • oswald cobblepot: jim gordon im in love with you and you are an angel to me and i can't hide my crush on you and everyone knows it, i would do anything for you and-
  • jim gordon: oswald i care about you and want to protect you, even though i dislike your lifestyle i cannot pretend to hate you when in reality all i want is to accept your offer of friendship
  • harvey bullock: jim, clearly penguin has a crush on you that would be obvious from ten miles away. we all know you like him and no one even cares, you're not going to be fired for being friends with penguin what the hell
  • edward nygma: jim gordon ur a piece of shit like oswald deserves so much better than you don't you dare waste his affections
  • selina kyle: for god's sake jim he drinks wine and pines over you
  • lee thompkins: k im going to leave you two to get it on now if you don't mind the ust is killing me xo
  • jim and oswald: so yeah basically we're in love and everyone knows it
  • jim: but um
  • oswald:
  • harvey:
  • ed:
  • selina:
  • lee:
  • jim:
  • jim: it'd be morally wrong

-About to get it on-
Hux: *unbuttoning his shirt*
Kylo Ren: I’ve got something for you
Hux: *raises an eyebrow* And what would that be?
Kylo Ren: *swings his erection around making lightsaber noises*
Hux: …
Hux: …
Hux: *rebuttons up his shirt*
Kylo Ren: No?
Hux: *promptly leaves*
Kylo Ren: REALLY?!


An illustrated guide to the amiibo problem.

Currently, a total of 46 amiibo have been released. 37 are for Smash, 6 are for Super Mario (not counting the limited edition silver and gold Mario), and 3 are for Splatoon.

Out of all those, I could only fine 9 at my local stores. Nine.

Which means if I theoretically wanted to start and complete an amiibo collection, I would have to buy the rest from scalpers on the Internet, who can charge whatever they feel like charging for them, since nobody else has them.

I actually talked to a Gamestop employee the other day. She told me they do have purchase limits on amiibo (one per customer), but it doesn’t do much good when scalpers are getting a hold of Nintendo’s shipment documentation AND Nintendo is still not producing anywhere near enough to meet demand. So the day they put out new amiibo on the shelf, there’s already a crowd of people at the door ready to buy the entire stock.

Nobody can find the amiibos they want anywhere, and yet, Nintendo keeps pushing for more amiibo content in games, which only drives up the demand, as well as the prices scalpers are charging.

Nintendo, what the hell is going on? Are you just completely unaware that this situation is happening? Or worse, do you know about it and just don’t care enough to act on it?

hollowistheworld  asked:

So, I just reblogged a post in which Stiles says 'Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up' to Derek, and I don't even care what pairing but I really want fanfiction with Stiles using that pickup line now. Pretty please?

Stiles is—Well, drunk might be too kind of a word. 

“I—“ Stiles laughs, leaning heavily against Scott’s side.  “I am fifty shades of faded, dude.”

Scott nods.  “Yeah.  That’s true.”

“And horny as hell,” Stiles adds with a hum, smile going dopey. 

“That is also true,” Scott agrees, smiling over at Allison as she hides her laughter in her own drink.

Stiles babbles a bit, leaning back against Scott while also dangling precariously out of their booth.  The bar is busy but not loud, and Scott is startled when Stiles whistles loudly and clearly through the den. 

He looks the direction Stiles is, a hand resting at the back of Stiles’ neck as his friend perks up as if to stand on legs that definitely cannot hold him right now.  When he spots Lydia entering, her friend from New York in tow, Scott sighs.

“Oh, no.”

“Oh, yes.” Stiles chirps.

Before they’re even at the table, Stiles is waggling his brows at the tall stranger at Lydia’s side.  Lydia’s lips are thin, like she’s biting back her amusement, and her arms cross over her chest as Stiles clucks his tongue.

“Hey there, hottie.”  Stiles slurs, swaying and only kept steady by the firm hand at the back of his neck.

“Jackson,” Lydia corrects, voice strained in her bemusement. 

Jackson is scowling.

“Jackson.”  Stiles breathes, like he’s in love already, and pats his knee.  “Well, Jackson.  Why don’t you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?”

Allison almost spits up her drink.

Ears going pink, Jackson stiffens.  “Excuse me?”

Holding up a hand, Lydia clears her throat past the giggle.  “Jackson, this is Stiles.  He’s going through a bad breakup.”

“And?” Jackson sneers.

“And he’s a very close friend of mine,” Lydia frowns up at him.  “So be nice, or find yourself a hotel to stay at for the week.”

Jackson sighs, eyeing Stiles like he might have some kind of disease.  “Fine.”

He slides into the booth right next to Stiles, and Stiles is elated.  He beams, and Jackson’s jaw flexes, but there is something like interest in his eyes as Stiles starts babbling again—thankfully, with no more pickup lines. 

By the end of the night, Jackson is the one carrying Stiles out the door, nearly as drunk as they lament about dick exes on the way to Lydia’s car.   In the back seat, they pass out, and Lydia doesn’t miss her chance to take as many pictures as possible of them sleeping curled up together.  

Arrow 3x07: A Summary
  • *Oliver sees Felicity on TV with Ray Palmer, looking good enough to eat*
  • Diggle: Oliver, are you okay?
  • Oliver: *banging the table into the depths of hell* I'm good.
  • *Felicity tells Oliver that she's kinda going on a date or something with Ray Palmer*
  • Oliver: *lies his ass off* Do what you want. I don't care. It's not like I'm in love with you or anything. HAHAHA.
  • *A few hours after Felicity told him about her evening plans*
  • Oliver: *feels incomplete, suspended* Where is Felicity?
  • Diggle: You don't remember her telling you about her dinner date with Palmer?
  • Oliver: *paces like a three-year old* WE NEED FELICITY.
  • Diggle: Dude, she's with Ray Palmer. WE HAVE ALREADY BEEN OVER THIS. GOD.
  • Oliver: *not giving a fuck* I DON'T CARE. I NEED HER HELP WITH....IMPORTANT STUFF OKAY???
  • *An hour later*
  • Diggle: I can't do this anymore. I have been through two tours of war in the Middle East and I am more exhausted from this than any of that. Go tell Felicity how you feel, Oliver. If you don't do it for me, do it for yourself. PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
  • *Oliver sees Felicity smooching with Ray*
  • Roy: *out of practically nowhere* Are you okay?
  • Oliver: *CONCEAL DON'T FEEL* Naw, I'm not, and I never will be again, but lets go look at the baby. Babies make everything better.
the signs as I know them
  • Aries: adorable assholes with pretty eyes. I like the vibe I get off Aries, it's a combination of "i can kill you and make it look like an accident" and "omg lets cuddle and watch movies" knows how to party tbh
  • Taurus: really cool people. deep eyes that you could get lost in. funny as all hell. always baked lol
  • Gemini: I'm basically a Gemini magnet (most of the people I know are Gems)sooo... They're either cute, smart lil shits or manipulative assholes with satan as their personal mentor. really enjoys cute shit. would kill for the ones they care about. weed
  • Leo: smart and funny as fuck. really nice hair and great writers. really quite sometimes but if you're close with them its hard to make them shut up (but you don't even want to so its okay). dances really well. has known what college they want to go to since like age 6
  • Cancer: I only know one cancer and they are literally the cutest most sensitive people ever. lots of books. have a dark side but tbh if you see it R U N
  • Virgo: fucking weirdos but in a good way. pretty eyes. all or nothing make up. either really goth (or girly) or in pjs. probably studies Hitler.
  • Libra: assholes. (an ex was a libra and i hate him lol) but they do have a great sense of humour and really good memories when it comes to important shit. drunk 563454% of the time they're not busy
  • Scorpio: this is my sign and literally the other 2 scorpios i know are assholes. but we do have big hearts. and like chocolate too much. wonderful eyes. good hair. emo babies. r a g e . either straight edge or ya know..not lol
  • Sagittarius: basically scorpios just less vengeful and sexual (sorry)
  • Capricorn: n o p e. to be fair they can be pretty smart.
  • Aquarius: really nice but more two faced then all the geminis i know combined. long hair thats always perfect.
  • Pisces: emo babies but in a low key way so they just seem shy. curl af hair but i love it. tall as fuck. nice, likes to get high

anonymous asked:

how are you at a mellow place when all this shit is going on? don't you care about the shit they're going through?

a) it aint my damn life

b) im tired as all hell all the time, and being angry and aggressively upset all the time is fucking EXHAUSTING

c) i am so thoroughly confident in what i believe that shit just.. doesn’t phase me hardly at all any more

d) i’m at a point of accepting that I can’t change it and that nothing, not even being angry at everything is going to change that

e) the last sentence of your ask is so moronic that i feel like a moron for even saying this much about it. you don’t get a gold star for being upset, being loud doesn’t mean you care more.

anonymous asked:

Fiona visiting Carl and telling him about Ian. And Carl getting upset and worried as hell because even though he doesn't care about himself being in juvie, he hates the idea of Ian being locked up. He starts asking all kinds of questions, "what are they gonna do to him?" "when is he gonna get out?". And Fiona tries to assure him that he'll be okay, and that Carl should worry as much about himself. "But Ian..." Carl says. And Fi reminds Carl that Ian is just as worried about him. Carl gets quiet.

Breaking Bad {Sentence Starters}
  • "I don't imagine I'll be here very long."
  • "We want what's best for each other and I know that."
  • "Why don't you start talking and tell me what you want?"
  • "Who sent you? You wearing a wire? You setting me up?"
  • "How am I supposed to live here now, huh?"
  • "When were you going to tell me?"
  • "Just remember who you're working for."
  • "No, I am just trying to understand how this works!"
  • "How does it feel to be a smart ass?"
  • "Yo, why would you want this lame ass job anyway?"
  • "Then why don't you just fucking die already? Just give up and die."
  • "You can't be serious. What the hell are you doing here?"
  • "A junkyard? Let me guess, you picked this place?"
  • "I just want you to know that, no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart."
  • "I think that you're confusing me for someone else."
  • "What exactly are you offering to do for me?"
  • "So what? You're just doing this out of the kindness of your heart?"
  • "No matter what happens, no more bloodshed. No violence."
  • "Actually it's not as bad as it sounds."
  • "After we finish cleaning up this mess, we will go our separate ways."
  • "I'm nothing! Why would you want me, huh?!"
  • "We need you to listen very carefully. Two men are coming to kill you."
  • "Yeah. Hell yeah! Kick ass and take names!"
  • "Never give up control. Live life on your own terms."
  • "What happened to you? What happened? Because this isn't you."
  • "So, what? Is this going to be a regular thing now?"
  • "If I tell you the truth, will you stay?"
  • "I have made a series of very bad decisions and I cannot make another one."
  • "You are always the picture of innocence."
  • "Ever since I met you, everything I ever cared about is gone!"
  • "I don't even know what to say to you. I don't even know where to begin."
  • "I'm terribly, terribly ashamed of my actions."

larry-camren-love  asked:

you say you're filled with positivity... but so many of your fans are sad about zayn leaving one direction and all you can do is make a tweet making fun of them. you're disgusting. do you even care that some people dedicate their time for these boys? what if you left the cube? I know you sure as hell wouldn't care, but your fans would. just because one direction are pop doesn't mean they're the worst band on earth. you're so fake it makes me sick. go smoke weed and don't make fun of my boys

Uh, I actually like 1D. I wasn’t making fun of anyone for liking them or even for being upset about Zayn leaving. What I was making fun of was people attacking random people on the Internet simply for expressing their opinion that the whole situation is a bit ridiculous. I’m sorry guys, I don’t mean to offend you but he left a band, he didn’t die. If you can’t see that there was even a bit of an overreaction to this whole situation then I suggest taking a step back. If I were to leave the Cube for the same reasons Zayn left 1D, I sure as hell hope people would support my decision and not be saying things like “#CutForZayn” because of it. Here would be my suggestion for anyone upset about Zayn leaving: do your best to respect his decision if you truly support him and 1D.

As for those of you who are having a rough time because of Zayn leaving, I hope you feel better soon. Really, I do. I’ve gotta be honest though, if one of my favorite artists said they were quitting a band/music to be with their family, I’d say to them “I respect that. You do what you need to do to make yourself happy.”

Also what does smoking weed have anything to do with this? I don’t know if that’s supposed to be insulting to me but it really isn’t, just fyi. Have a nice day :)

anonymous asked:

I think you should re-consider your stance on religion. Up to you of course in the end, but I don't see any reason to believe in what are outdated beliefs.

I’m not going to stop practicing my religion because people on Tumblr don’t agree with what I believe in. I don’t preach about how my religion is right nor do I act as if I’m morally or intellectually superior for being religious. Hell, I don’t even talk about it (barring the tidbit on my FAQ page) until people like you have to randomly bring it up for absolutely no reason.

Don’t like my religion? Cool. I don’t care. Don’t talk to me about it and I won’t post about it.