don't eat and drive

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Me: *staring off into space, completely shocked, trying not to cry*
My friends: are u okay??
Me: *internally* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THERE’S SO MUCH INFORMATION, I NEED TO ANALYZE EVERY FUCKING NEW SPOILER OF THE NEW SEASON, ALSO, WHERE IS THE FUCKING TRAILER??!! IS THE QUEEN SANA THE REAL MAIN CHARACTER?? WHO IS YOUSEF ACAR? IS HE GAY? IS EVERYBODY GAY NOW? IS HE WITH MIKAEL? IS HE MUSLIM? IS HE A SANA’S RELATIVE? DOES HE KNOW EVEN?
WHY ARE THE NEW FB PROFILES PRIVATE NOW? WHAT’S THE REAL MEANING OF THOSE BALLONS?!?!!?! WHY ARE HENRIK AND TARJEI FILMING ALONE?? IS JULIE ENJOYING WITH OUR AGONY? AM I GONNA CAN SLEEP EVER AGAIN? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPENNIG?? I NEED ANSWEEEEEERS AAAHAAHHAHAHASKFDGUFUEGIAFEIOAEFW

Me: *taking a deep breath* Yeah

  • Ally: Lauren, have you seen Camila? I've looked all over for her.
  • Lauren: Camila? Camila who? Uh, never heard of her, gotta go
  • Ally: [Grabs Lauren by her shirt] Lauren, do you like nature films?
  • Lauren: Oh, I love nature films.
  • Ally: You ever seen the one about what a mother bear will do to protect her cubs?
  • Lauren: Dinah is driving her down to San Diego. Don't eat me!
  • Ally: Oh god. Mani! Camila and Dinah have gone to San Diego.
  • Normani: Great. Now they're both gone. Finally some peace and quiet.
  • Ally: You don't understand, Dinah is driving.
  • Normani: Oh no
  • Ally: Oh yeah
  • Normani: They shouldn't be too hard to find we'll just look for the car driving in reverse.
The Characters of DEH Group Chat
  • Jared: AND U SAY WHAT U NEED 2 SAY cronch
  • Alana: hve u seen this
  • Larry: some ppl say just use a microwave
  • Cynthia: its ur senior year Connor u are not missing the 1st day
  • Zoe: i will sing no requiem...2NITEEE
  • Connor: all u need is 4 somebody 2 find uuuuu
  • Heidi: dose anybody hve a map srsly
  • Evan: i learned 2 slam on the brakes b4 i even turned the key but honestly like don't text and drive like rlly do u need 2 do that i mean
  • Jihyo: Momo, have you seen Dahyun? I've looked all over for her.
  • Momo: Dahyun? Dahyun who? Uh, never heard of her, gotta go
  • Jihyo: [Grabs Momo by her shirt] Momo, do you like nature films?
  • Momo: Oh, I love nature films.
  • Jihyo: You ever seen the one about what a mother bear will do to protect her cubs?
  • Momo: Jeongyeon is driving her to dance camp with Chaeyoung. Don't eat me!
  • Jihyo: Oh god. Nayeon! Dahyun and Chaeyoung have gone to dance camp.
  • Nayeon: Splendid. Now they're both gone. It's like falling in love again!
  • Jihyo: You don't understand, Jeongyeon is driving.
  • Nayeon: Oh no
  • Jihyo: Oh yeah
  • Nayeon: They shouldn't be too hard to find we'll just look for the car driving in reverse.

ok but au where coulson is the one who betrays the team for hydra instead of ward

and so fury makes may director instead and she rebuilds shield with and around the five kids

and then after a while she turns it over to victoria hand and the six of them go adventuring on the bus as a mobile team again

Niall takes me for a spin in his Ferrari
  • Me: it's so nice out today [holds sun hat to prevent it from flying away because of the wind]
  • Niall: I know! Look, Nandos! Wanna grab something to eat?
  • Me: please, niall. You know I don't eat red meat.
  • Niall: oh, right.
  • Me: So when can I drive your Ferrari?
  • Niall: it's a rental, silly! Ahahaha
  • Me: what.
  • Niall: Erm, it's a rental babe.
  • Me: drop me at my flat. Thanks.
  • Niall: but-
  • Me: also I want those leopard patterned vans you're wearing. They'll complete an outfit I have at home.
  • Niall: Okay. But-
  • Me: Do you see that dog over there? I adore yellow labs.