don't crash it

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Milo: I’m never letting you go, Irene. Seeing you lying next to me… it makes me happier than ever.

markiplier and pals: *accidentally crash all of burner trying to use one of their temporary phone numbers during this livestream*

markiplier and pals: *accidentally crash all of discord trying to set up a server during this livestream*

bob: okay……. you can get a temporary phone number from google……….. it’s google. like, the biggest tech company possible. we can’t possibly crash google.

  • Book: hey there is this kid that Clay used to tutor that died in a car crash, you don't have to include him as a character he wasn't that relevant to the rest Hannah's tapes
  • Netflix: yea but what if we give him a backstory and make everyone fall in love with him
  • Book: yea but he was mostly there for Jenny's tape
  • Netflix: no he will be an adorable pure cinnamon roll and we will have every bitch crying over his death

darling, you are the one
born with galaxies and supernovas like fireworks in your eyes.
your fingers hold strength that mine will never know.
your bones carry prophecies that mine does not dare dream of.

i was only born
     with flower petals staining my cheeks pink
     and strange songs murmuring faintly in my heart. 
i was only born 
     with snatches of fool’s good trapped in my hair
     and gossamer tangled somewhere between my lungs and my ribs.

and darling, i do not mind
if your light is brighter
   your voice is louder 
   your steps are stronger

i have always known, after all, 
that your fate soars much higher than mine ever will
and it does not do to envy a demigod
                                               or an angel 
                                               or a hero
                                               or a friend. 

but darling, this i swear:
when they come for you
     (and they will, my darling,
     let’s not lie to ourselves
                          to each other)
i will grind my teeth into bloodlust fangs.
i will file my nails into tigers’ claws.

darling, this i swear:
i will make poisons of the flowers in my cheeks
and spiderwebs of the gossamer torn from my chest.
i will teach my heart to beat to the rhythm of a battle drum.

and this, this i swear:
i will make them all face 
the thin-edged broken glass
     s h a t t e r e d  p i e c e s
          of myself.

—  gods should fear when pretty little things goes to war ( j.p. )

Omg I am so late for @lanceweek ! Free day was a good opportunity so I coloured my entry for @voltroncoloringbook

Yeah, Lance and Blue again nobody can stop me
Mini lions would be super cute !  💙

As we look back at 2016 with disdain and anger, I felt it best to remind everybody of the positive attributes of the coming year. 

Hey Arnold will be returning to TV in the fall.

Nintendo will be releasing the Switch in March.

Banjo-Kazooie successor Yooka-Laylee will finally be released in the spring. 

Crash Bandicoot will be making a comeback to the PS4 presumably in the summer time.

Samurai Jack will also be making a return to television.

And last but not least, Ducktales will be rebooted and will premiere in the summer.

2016 may have taken more than it gave, but there’s one thing time can never take away… and that’s entertainment. 

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Remember the days that a new promo with Evelyne would be few and far between? Yeah, 2017 has been spoiling us Ebro fans. Every (other) week a new shoot, interview, and/or promotion.

I declare 2017 as the year of the Evelyne.

(may there be many more fruitful years to come)

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