don't clap i don't believe in it


A very important compilation.

alternative song titles - mitam edition
  • hey angel: are u as obsessed with me as i am with yooouuuu?
  • drag me down: thx for putting up with my bullshit. u never had to but u did anyway, which is great because i'm rlly scared of being alone, ya feel?
  • perfect: fear of commitment™
  • infinity: u left and OUCH u hurt my heart u dick (talkin to u zayn)
  • end of the day: *clap, clap, clap, clap* such heart palpitations, wow, very love
  • if i could fly: (piano, piano) LOVE DECLARATION OF THE CENTURY (piano, piANOOOOOO)
  • long way down: u hurt me and that was soooo unpredictable, i'm saaaaaad
  • never enough: LOOK WE ARE ADULTS WE DO THE SEX / u give rlly good head and that's nice
  • what a feeling: can't believe i managed to reel in a 10, good eyes, good eyes
  • love you goodbye: DON'T LEAVE BEFORE WE HAD BREAKUP SEX. nice outfit btw
  • i want to write you a song: i couldn't think of a creative song title
  • history: we are great, we are cool. pls don't leave (like zayn did)
  • temporary fix: LOOK WE ARE ADULTS WE DO THE SEX II / 'friends with benefits' is an underappreciated concept
  • walking in the wind: a-ooo-ooo-ooo i'm just going for a walk but i like to make even the smallest goodbyes very dramatic a-ooo-ooo-ooo
  • wolves: they call me unreasonably paranoid, very possessive boyfriend for a reason
  • a.m.: drunk banter in the early hours of the morning, fuck yeah
Girl Meets Luck - Drabble
  • Lucas: Riley what are you doing here?
  • Riley: I'm here to support you.
  • Riley was wearing a baseball tee with FRIAR on the back of it and holding up a sign to support Lucas.
  • Lucas: *Smiles* You know I stink right?
  • Riley: No I don't, show me what you got Friar *smirks*
  • Coach: I can't believe I'm saying this but Friar you're in!
  • Lucas: Me?! Wait, is this another trick?
  • Riley: Go! Go be the hero I know you are.
  • Lucas: *runs out to the field*
  • Coach: You're up Friar don't let the team down!
  • Lucas: *looking at Riley* Never.
  • Lucas was as determined as ever as the ball was coming his way he swung the bat and hit the ball, knocking it out of the park.
  • Riley: Woohoo! Lucas! Yay! *Clapping*
  • Coach: Looks like you got yourself a good luck charm? *Nudges Lucas*
  • Lucas: Yeah, looks like I do. *staring at Riley from across the field. *winks*
  • Riley: *Smiles widely with two thumbs up.*
  • Lucas: *runs across the field with a huge smile on his face*
  • Riley: I knew you could do it! *Hugs Lucas*
  • Lucas: Yeah you did.
  • Rucas: Smiles at each other
  • Lucas: *Takes off his baseball cap and puts it on Riley*
  • Riley: Whats this for?
  • Lucas: You're my good luck charm.
  • Riley: *Smiles* I love it.

Can we just appreciate the fact that no matter how mad Yuri Plisetsky gets when people call him cute, or pretty or beautiful, he he never denies that he is?

He even utilizes it as a tool to win. Being pretty and feminine and cute doesn’t make him weaker or less capable. He even won.

He got mad at JJ calling him ‘lady’ (was it lady? I forget) but while he got mad he never said anything else.

Maybe it’s because Yuri knows that being called a girl isn’t a disservice to him but no one likes being misgendered (I think a lot of you could agree on me on that). Yuri knows girls aren’t weak. They can lift you over their head (Mila), they can be scary (his fangirls), they are deserving of his respect (Lilia) but they can also be kind (Yuuko).

And when his fangirls fawn on him he gets mad but still defends them when they come under fire.

Victor and Yuuri might be my favorite characters in YOI, but Yuri Plisetsky is a good kid and a damn good character.

things I overheard at MAGIC MIKE XXL tonight

“WHO ARE THE MEN WHO MADE THIS MOVIE” —carrionlaughing, to me, the second the credits rolled

“I’M OVERCOME” —me, in a daze

“I’M OVERWHELMED” —post-coital woman in the bathroom

“OMG XXL” —another post-coital woman in the bathroom

“CHAAAANNING TAAAATUM” —post-coital woman on the subway

“I really thought Jada Pinkett-Smith stole the movie” —middle-aged men sitting next to us, thoughtfully (??????????????????????)