don't call it if you don't know for sure

The Signs as Publizity Quotes
  • Aries: Anything that makes me question my OWN place, in my OWN life, I BLOCK IT OUT.
  • Taurus: He's rich, he's impotent... I'm interested
  • Gemini: You're so shy and small, and she's so loud and huge.
  • Cancer: [Sign that says "crying room"]
  • Leo: I'm just so happy for myself and so WORRIED for you.
  • Virgo: Don't call me ridiculous, you know I don't like being called ridiculous, my dad always called me ridiculous and-
  • Libra: Find out if your personality IS!
  • Scorpio: Are you guys done talking, because I'm done pretending to look down at my binder.
  • Sagittarius: You're just jealous of the risk-taking I've done by getting bangs.
  • Capricorn: I'm a college graduate who deserves the best.
  • Aquarius: And the boyfriends that you have had- "Sure" -were like really bad for you and would like- "yeah" -come over and c*m on your stomach... "Well, I like to have fun."
  • Pisces: Who can never know, like, what will be told, and that is the story, that, like, I will discover when my path unfolds on it.
Don't you think?
  • Harry: </b>Hey Draco, what's your last name again?
  • Draco: </b>Potter, you know my last name. You call me it at least 5 times a day.
  • Harry: </b>Well, it seems to have slipped my mind. D'ya mind reminding me again. You know how forgetful I am.
  • Draco: </b> *rolls eyes* honestly Potter. It's Malfoy. You know this.
  • Harry: </b> *fake confusion* really? Are you sure your last name isn't Potter.
  • Draco: </b> *actually confused* what are you on about. Of course it isn't Potter. Wait, what are-
  • Harry: </b> *gets on one knee and takes ring out* well, maybe it's about time that changes. Don't you think?
Hamilton Characters as Star Wars Quotes
  • Alexander Hamilton: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
  • Aaron Burr: I want to go home and rethink my life.
  • John Laurens: Death is a natural part of life.
  • Lafayette: In a dark place we find ourselves, and a little more knowledge lights our way.
  • Hercules Mulligan: Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
  • George Washington: Great, kid! Don't get cocky!
  • Angelica Schuyler: So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause.
  • Eliza Schuyler: Women always figure out the truth. Always.
  • Peggy Schuyler: As a matter of fact, I'm not even sure what planet I'm on.
  • King George: Don't make me destroy you.
  • Samuel Seabury: The garbage will do!
  • Charles Lee: I call it aggressive negotiations.
  • Thomas Jefferson: I don't know what all this trouble is about, but I'm sure it must be your fault.
  • James Madison: He doesn't like you. I don't like you either.
  • Philip Hamilton: Oh no! I've been shot!
  • Maria Reynolds: We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.
  • James Reynolds: I wouldn't be nice to you. Doesn't pay much.
  • George Eacker: Your overconfidence is your weakness.
the signs as sad quotes from various sources
  • aries: "Hey God, if you're there, my life has really sucked. So please, for once, let me have a sweet dream."
  • - Puella Magi Madoka Magica
  • taurus: "Meeting you was the best thing that ever happened to me. You made me so happy. I don’t want you to be lost or afraid or anything like that. From here on out, I know things might be hard sometimes. But no matter what may await, please don’t regret meeting me."
  • - Clannad
  • gemini: "Please boss, don't put that thing over my face, don't put me in the dark. I's afraid of the dark."
  • - The Green Mile
  • cancer: "Don’t go. Don’t go. Please don’t go. Please don’t leave me behind."
  • - Your Lie in April
  • leo: "I ruined everything. The only thing I can do is make sure no one gets close to me"
  • -Kotoura-san
  • virgo: "It's called a miracle because it doesn't happen."
  • - Kanon
  • libra: "Artax you're sinking! Come on, turn around! You have to now! Come on, Artax! Fight against the sadness, Artax! Artax, please!"
  • - The Neverending Story
  • scorpio: "Upset? I'm not upset. You have no idea how much pain I'm in. It's like being cut open every day, bleeding onto the stones. I can't understand how any of you failed to see the blood...."
  • - Warrior Cats
  • sagittarius: "Take her to the moon for me. Okay?"
  • - Inside Out
  • capricorn: "They were weak. That’s why they died. We were weak, too. That’s why we couldn’t save them."
  • - Terror in Resonance
  • aquarius: "Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold."
  • - The Outsiders
  • pisces: "This is the end of my dream. My wings forgot how to fly, since I only kept pretending to flap them. Is there a meaning to wings that can’t fly?"
  • - Air
  • England: I wonder where Canada is- ah, it's his pet bear... what's your name again? Kumajirou, right? Do you happen to know where Canada is?
  • Kumajirou: who?
  • England: well, it's alright if you don't know, love~ Here, have a treat~ I'll be going now, so please make sure to tell Canada to call me once he's back home~
  • Kumajirou: ... that was weird... and this again?
  • Canada: hm? Kumajiji, was someone just here?
  • Kumajirou: oh, you're back home, food-giver. England wants you to call him- oh, and while you're at it, could you tell him to stop giving me Marmalade.
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Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone! ^3^ Hope you all have a fantabulous day with your loved ones and have much better pick-up lines and flirting skills than Erron.

anonymous asked:

I've been learning how to read cyrillic, but I'm having a hard time finding resources on different fonts? Because even reading your handwriting it looks different than the text i usually see online. (also cursive cyrillic looks impossible please explain that)

OKAY SO first of all here’s the comparison of all the three fonts that work for cyrilic i have (plus italic, some letters look a bit different so i’m including it just in case):

tbh that’s about all the information i can give you on fonts, so now let’s go to cursive!!

now, that’s what russian cursive is supposed to look like: 

it’s how children are taught to write (there are a few variations of some of the letters, it depends on the educational program that schools choose, the differences are very small though, and this is the most common type), and handwriting like this usually lasts up until the end of elementary school, and then everyone decides to get creative. it means that there are no rules anymore, and kids start trying out new ways to write letters, plus most people try to write faster so some elements of cursive letters get changed. and as a result most people have handwriting that is based on the ‘traditional’ cursive but is actually a mixture of.. well. everything.

i wouldn’t say hopping straight to reading russian cursive, especially if it’s written by a regular person who really doesn’t care if others can understand their handwriting at all (like me!) is impossible, but i wouldn’t say it’s the best idea. first of all, you have to learn to write in cursive - if you understand how everything works it will be a lot easier to read. of course, the bigger your vocabulary is, the easier it is, but still, it shouldn’t stop you from trying :D

an example of text written in ‘correct’ cursive:

examples of text written in… something else:

well… hopefully that clears things out a bit! :D good luck!! <3

signs as catcher in the rye quotes
  • Aries: “All morons hate it when you call them a moron.”
  • Taurus: “Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.”
  • Gemini: “Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody."
  • Cancer: "Mothers are all slightly insane."
  • Leo: "I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It's nice."
  • Virgo: "People never notice anything."
  • Libra: “I don't exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it."
  • Scorpio: "I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood."
  • Sagittarius: "People always clap for the wrong reasons."
  • Capricorn: "What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it."
  • Aquarius: "I can't explain what I mean. And even if I could, I'm not sure I'd feel like it."
  • Pisces: “I don't even know what I was running for - I guess I just felt like it."
Leaked Scene from Episode VIII
  • Rey: (About running away from him) You know why I did it, Kylo Ben?
  • Kylo: I'm not gonna answer to Kylo Ben ...
  • Rey: Because I wanted too! And what are we fighting for when some little transparent guy named yoda just saved us by kicking all the Knights of Ren's tails!
  • Fin: How little?
  • Rey: (Causally) I, uh, I don't know, like this? (Makes an inch with her finger and thumb)
  • Poe: A little one inch guy saved you?
  • Rey: Well if I were closer I'm sure he'd be bigger!
  • Kylo: Yeah ... that's how eye sight works, you stupid scavenger.
  • Rey: Don't call me Scavenger!
  • (Awkward pause)
  • Kylo: You're right, I'm sorry, I took it too far ... I meant Trash Panda.
  • (Another Pause)
  • Rey: (Innocently) Is that better?
  • Fin: (Just as innocent) I don't know?
  • Kylo: (snickering) It's worse ... It's so much worse!
  • (Rey slide Tackles Kylo)
  • VLD fandom: You don't like Shiro if you ship shaladin!
  • Me: Okay but like.......you call Lance ur son, even tho you ignore his culture, don't bother with any research about cuba—his actual culture—, whitewash him, and argue with actual cubans whenever we try to educate you. and yet you call lance your son???? hah okay then sure?????? lmao don't call lance ur son if u do that shit please
Which Orchestra Section Should You Fight?
  • Flute/Piccolo: You know you want to, those high notes nearly killed your eardrum. Be warned, though, flutes can double up as good stabbing weapons.
  • Oboe: Hmmmm… be cautious about that one. The oboe is angsty and tense, you do not know when they will lash out and you will never know when they will strike.
  • Clarinet/Bass Clarinet: As a clarinetist, I can assure you that we are weak, mostly harmless, but WEIRD. You may not be the same after fighting us.
  • All Saxes: All bark and no bite. No brains either. Just fight them, they show off too much for their own good.
  • Bassoon: NO! Do not fight the bassoon, they are an endangered species and we must protect them.
  • French Horn: What do you have against them, you can't even hear them. The french horn didn't do anything to you. The french horn is peace and chill, let them be, you have no reason to fight them.
  • Trumpet: YAAASSS! FIGHT THAT TRUMPET! PUNCH THEM WHERE IT HURTS- IN THE EGO!
  • Trombone: Are you stupid you'll get knocked out with the slide you silly person
  • Euphonium/Tuba: DO NOT FIGHT! Their instrument is heavy and metal and WILL give you a bad concussion.
  • Percussion: Nope. Uh uh. Bad idea. They whack stuff. They move big, heavy instruments. They own numerous instruments that could double up as a weapon. Do you want your eye poked out with a mallet?
  • 1st & 2nd Violins: YOU'LL BE SWARMED DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY THERE ARE???!!!???!!!!!!
  • Violas: Yeah, you may as well fight them. But you've already hurt them by calling their instrument a violin, so I don't know why you'd want to cause them further pain. But sure, go ahead. You have nothing to lose.
  • Cellos: Make sure to get them after a long, tiring rehearsal, that way their legs will be weak from sitting down for so long and they'll be close to an emotional breakdown. Just be careful, you don't wanna get hit their instrument.
  • Double Basses: Best not. Carrying around an instrument like that, they probably have SOME muscle.
  • Conductor: HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET??? NOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU DO NEVER FIGHT THE CONDUCTOR! DO NOT FIGHT THE CONDUCTOR! IF THEY DON'T MAKE YOU PLAY THE PIECE ALL THE WAY THROUGH AGAIN, THEY WILL POKE AND JAB YOU WITH THEIR BATON THEN THEY WILL FENCE YOU WITH THEIR BATON AND BEAT YOU AND THEN THEY WILL USE THEIR BATON AS A HARRY POTTER WAND AND AVARDA KEDAVRA YOU OKAY? DO NOT FIGHT THE CONDUCTOR! YOU WILL DIE! THEY ARE MAD AND UNPREDICTABLE AND NOT TO BE FOUGHT.
  • Otsubo: I'm so done with Midorima and his lucky items.
  • Imayoshi: At least he turns up at practices and doesn't skip games. Aomine has skipped 14 games and missed the entire year of practice.
  • Kasamatsu Yukio: Yeah yeah, at least you guys get to concentrate during practice. Kise is just pure annoying. Every single practice session he brings a whole crowd of fan girls who just crowd around him and scream every time he makes a move. How the hell are we supposed to play with so much screaming?
  • Okamura Kenichi: Try dealing with Murasakibara who litters the entire court with crumbs it's so disgusting and we have to spent half a session cleaning the court so that we can train.
  • Hyūga Junpei: This is all nothing in comparison to Kuroko's sudden appearances. My heart can no longer take those surprises and we can never ever seem to find him. Never ever.
  • Otsubo Taisuke: Midorima is the worst, he leaves his stupid lucky items every where and the entire team has at least tripped over 2 of his bloody lucky items. And that's not all, he is so selfish so we allow him 3 selfish whims each day. He uses all up before practice even begins. How am I supposed to not kill him?
  • Hideki Ishida: Well, at least none of them are as horrible as Haizak, he is so rude to his senpais he doesn't even care if he injures us, that prideful, arrogant idiot.
  • Akashi Seijuro: I have dealt with all 6 of them before and experienced everything you have. All you are experiencing is 1/6 of my pain. Shut up. You are in no place to complain.
  • Nijimura Shūzō: Oh please, I have dealt with all of them plus you Akashi. Don't think you were easy to deal with, you were so irritating. None of you get to complain.
  • Kise: Geez... Senpai sure is harsh...
  • Aomine: It's your own fault.
  • Midorima: Don't talk like this doesn't concern you, Ahomine.
  • Aomine: Huh? Didn't you just hear Otsubo called your lucky items 'bloody'? It concerns you too, Midorimama.
  • Murasakibara: Shut up, you all are so nosiy. *crunch*
  • Kuroko: Murasakibara-kun should really stop eating. You dirty the courts too much.
  • Kise: Woah Kurokocchi, not so sudden ya know. My heart is pretty fragile.
  • Kuroko: I apologise, Kise-kun
  • Haizaki: What is wrong with all of you?
  • Midorima: I could ask you the same question, nanodayo.
  • Akashi: Seriously, shut up. You give everyone a damn headache.

anonymous asked:

can asexuals find other people good-looking? i think i'm ace but i'm not sure because i think i've had crushes on particularly nice looking celebs and people in general? i think that aesthetically both girls and boys are really gorgeous and i might want to kiss them and stare at them but i don't want to have sex, so i don't know.

Yeah, definitely! That’s called aesthetic attraction, when you really enjoy looking at somebody without it being attached to wanting to do anything physical with them. If you sometimes want to kiss them or otherwise cuddle/touch in nonsexual ways, that’s called sensual attraction. And if you get crushes and want to date someone, that’s romantic attraction. You can feel all of that without feeling sexual attraction, which is the key part of being ace. 

You can love looking at pretty people, want to kiss them, want to date them, and still be asexual.

an extensive prompt masterlist pt. 2
  • ( SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE'S RESPONSE. )
  • "Are we really just friends, then?"
  • "Do you want me to leave?"
  • "I can't believe you!"
  • "I swear it won't happen again."
  • "What did you say?"
  • "I'm not jealous, why would you say that?"
  • "Why are you smiling so much today?"
  • "You're jealous, aren't you?"
  • "They were just a friend, okay? Nothing more."
  • "When you said you loved me, I thought it was going to be forever."
  • "I'm sorry I called you at 3AM. I needed you."
  • "Maybe I was wrong. I don't need you in my life."
  • "We can't keep doing this."
  • "I don't want to be your secret, anymore."
  • "I have the right to know what's going on!"
  • "The police are coming."
  • "I might have had a few shots."
  • "Are you sure this is legal?"
  • "Isn't this amazing?"
  • "I'm going to take care of you, okay?"
  • "I don't need your sympathy."
  • "I'll miss you when you leave."
  • "You have to believe me."
  • "I'm a monster."
  • "You shouldn't love me."
  • "Stay the night. Please."
  • "You can't die. Please don't die."
  • "Run away with me."
  • "It's about the baby. It's yours."
  • "I wish this could last forever, don't you?"
  • ( SEND ME A SYMBOL FOR A DRABBLE/AU ABOUT OUR MUSES. )
  • ❤: the morning after.
  • ♛: my muse finds your muse after they ran away.
  • ✎: a journal entry about your muse written by my muse.
  • ▲: my muse is dying in your muse's arms.
  • ▼: your muse is dying in my muse's arms.
  • ★: our muses go stargazing.
  • ✌: our muses spending christmas together.
  • ☯: our muses share a new years' kiss.
  • ✿: my muse gives yours a gift.
  • ☠: your muse comes back to my muse's doorstep 5 years after their death was announced.
  • ♒: our muses spend a day at the beach.
  • ➳: your muse says their first "i love you" to my muse.
  • ☁: my muse says their first "i love you" to your muse.
  • ☏: my muse's voicemail to your muse after a huge fight.
  • 💍: our muse's wedding day.
  • ( SEND ME A TEXT FOR MY MUSE'S RESPONSE. )
  • [text]: What do you want now?
  • [text]: So that wasn't you leaving the bar with another person?
  • [text]: Goodnight, I love you.
  • [text]: This is why you're my best friend.
  • [text]: Help, I'm lost.
  • [text]: Do you want to bet on that?
  • [text]: I miss you so much, you have no idea.
  • [text]: Guess who just got back in town.
  • [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now.
  • [text]: So... I just broke up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.
  • [text]: We're breaking up.
  • [text]: We can't keep doing this anymore!
  • [text]: Come on, come to the party!
  • [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive.
  • [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up.
  • [text]: I can't believe I wasted my first kiss on you.
  • [text]: I overheard what you said. I didn't know that's what you thought of me.
  • [text]: I call bullshit.
  • [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn't you?
  • [text]: There's nothing you can do to get me back.

baekbyunnie  asked:

Hey~! Are you sure you're okay with all the drabble games and scenarios?? It seems like a lot.. :( I say that but I would like Baek (like always >-< ) with the lucky prompt lol. I'm suuper sorry about all the requests! Don't rush and take your time~ Please don't get stressed over it ╰(*´︶`*)╯Have a nice day~

Originally posted by littlebyuns

Byun Baekhyun

I called customer service planning to go off on an angry rant but your voice is so sexy I completely forgot what I was going to say.

Baekhyun had one of those bad weeks.

He knows that after standing under the rain for twenty minutes because he had forgotten his umbrella, in the same week he had forgotten the keys to his apartment and the same week he had broken up with his girlfriend. The man was a walking tragedy and as he let out a soft breath, he shivered, having already opened the door to his apartment and feeling the coldness of the air conditioner hitting his tanned and wet skin. Baekhyun runs his hands through his hair, trying to turn his phone on after having walked with it on his hand under the rain, but he was welcomed with the same black screen even when he had his finger pressed against the button. Baekhyun lets out a groan and he feels his eyes filling with tears but he only throws his phone over the sofa, letting his body fall limply over the couch before covering his face with his hands. The worst events in his life just had to happen in the same week, it seemed.

He takes off his clothes as he walks towards his room, picking up his blankets along the way to wrap them around his body as he sat at the edge of his bed, using that old phone that his mother had insisted that he had to have –in case something happened and she was right about it-. Baekhyun immediately calls customer service, breathing deeply to keep his nerves in check and trying to stop the tears to fall down his eyes. Once his strands of hair stop falling over his forehead, he hears someone picking up the phone and a small smirk appears over his features. Surely, he wasn’t supposed to put all his anger over someone but he really felt bad. If only he hadn’t made the mistakes he did –even when his relationship’s end wasn’t his fault- then he wouldn’t be suffering like he was, he wouldn’t be so alone. He covers himself up a little before settling his body over the bed.

“Good night,” He says, interrupting the speech that the person was supposed to say on the other end and he only hears someone humming before he picked up his phone on his hands. “I need your service. I bought my phone about two months ago thinking it was waterproof but I walked under the rain for twenty minutes today and it stopped functioning, what kind of shitty company are you working on because this surely isn’t what I paid for-?” Baekhyun stops himself once he notices that he was taking his stress off in this person and once he hears a soft sigh, he lets the other person speak.

“Mister, I am deeply sorry, you have all the right to be mad.” His bones instantly feel a little bit warmer when he hears the sound of said woman’s voice. It was sultry, calming, probably tired from the time she was working at and she sounded calm. That was what he needed in his life, arms that soothed him, words that calmed him down and a life that wasn’t so bothersome, so harsh on him when he was weakened by the amount of hits he had taken in the ring that he liked to call his life. “You could bring it to the closest building you have and we’ll make sure to fix it.” She says those words like a mantra, playing with her pencil as she writes down another complaint and once she hears the silence on the other end, she hears the muffled tone, as if he was trying to say something or he was trying to control his breathing. “…Hey, are you alright?” Baekhyun widens his eyes when he hears that voice and whilst on other occasion he would’ve hung up the phone once the service-person heard him crying, he felt like he could tell her something. It was simply to get the words through his head and he wouldn’t get a better advice that from a stranger, someone that didn’t really care about his wellbeing and would only listen to him without saying much. “Did something happen?”

“I’ve had the worst week of my life,” Baekhyun says those words and she straightens her back slightly, hearing the sound of his sobbing and she feels her heart breaking. She doesn’t know this man’s eyes, not even his factions or his story but she knew that he was something else, why did she feel so curious? “I’ve been feeling everything and I am sorry, thank you for your service-”

“You’re welcome.” She says those words sweetly and he feels a little bit at ease once he hears those words, even when he was heartbroken and half naked on his bed. The sound of her chuckle eases a smile over his features and she sighs. “If you ever want to talk, I am always here on Thursdays from midnight until six in the morning.”

And it wasn’t a surprised when he called the next week and the week after that, falling for the sound of her voice until he finally met those eyes of her and finally, he felt like he had someone to rely on.