My hc is that back on earth Lance was that guy who would go up to the fountain drink machine and just fuckin put his cup under all the fucking choices. Pepsi? Check. Coke? Check. Sprite? Check. Diet Doctor Pepper? Sure, why not. All of them. In one cup. Hunk is horrified every time and on several occasions Lance can hear him whisper "ABOMINATION" hoarsely under his breath.
That’s me but with slurpees