don't be a drag just be a queen

iliad characters as rupaul's drag race quotes
  • agamemnon: i am trying to bring attention to one of my favourite causes which is me
  • achilles: the hardest part of this challenge was not telling everyone else that i was going to win
  • odysseus: the dog is looking at me like “get me the fuck out of here”, i’m looking at the dog like “get ME the fuck out of here”
  • helen: i don’t have a sugar daddy. i’ve never had a sugar daddy. if i wanted a sugar daddy, yes, i probably could go out and get one because i am what? SICKENING
  • patroclus: i feel sexy in anything, even a body bag
  • paris: my mom sent me to military school in the hopes that she'd get a little soldier. needless to say, she got a drag queen.
  • hector: just fyi for all you girls up there, i don't want to hear any goddamn excuses. be prepared! make it work! make it work! fucking make it happen! i don't want to hear any GODDAMN EXCUSES any more!
  • andromache: "i'll win for you." ohhh, that's sweet. he's not going to win.
  • nestor: i'm just under three hundred years old, i know some things
  • (not-technically-iliad bonus round) eris: i just honestly thought y'all were all boring and i was trying to turn the party
Signs as Drag Race S9 Reunion Quotes
  • Aries: "Do I look upset to you?"
  • Taurus: "Shut up, Farrah Moan."
  • Gemini: "I love your costumes, that's why I call you the Joan of Arc of drag; great ideas, badly executed."
  • Cancer: "But you didn't say jk though."
  • Leo: "You don't love me."
  • Virgo: "I thought I was a big girl until your nose walked in."
  • Libra: "You are secretly one little bitch."
  • Scorpio: "I just don't feel like you should be miss congeniality."
  • Sagittarius: "You have a lot of opinions of me tonight, Shea."
  • Capricorn: "I don't wanna say i read her, I just aggressively complimented her."
  • Aquarius: "If you were masturbating, we were not getting off girl."
  • Pisces: "I had a really good read for Valentina, but i can't remember the words."
the signs as season 9 queens
  • Aries: Nina Bo'Nina Brown
  • Taurus: Trinity Taylor
  • Gemini: Valentina
  • Cancer: Sasha Velour
  • Leo: Shea Couleé
  • Virgo: Farrah Moan
  • Libra: Alexis Michelle
  • Scorpio: Eureka O'Hara
  • Sagittarius: Kimora Blac
  • Capricorn: Aja
  • Aquarius: Peppermint
  • Pisces: Charlie Hides

Just serving some trans girl magic from today <3 My mirror may be dusty but it’s cool because I’m extra and this makes it look like a polaroid. So happy I can share stuff like this nowadays, and not just in secret, on tumblr. TYSM xox

  • psychic: *reads my mind*
  • me: radical, magical, liberal art, gender is a construct, tear it apart, wearable art and terrible art, it's the motherfucking world is unbearable art, this part, this is for us, don't need a museum this club is enough, for a revolution with the best intentions, beauty with a twist, just an intervention, yes ma'am, I'll take that dollar, doesn't even matter I'm a Fullbright scholar, I'd rather be modest, but I need to show it, there's a lot of pretty girls, but a queen better know shit, femmes, rebels, meddle with gender, realness bores me i'm a better pretender, Brooklyn witches, revolutionary, come up with a read that's better than harry
  • psychic: what the fuck

noah fence but i want an UNHhhh episode titled “comparing” and the video opens and it’s jaymes mansfield and she goes “hi im trixie mattel” and sasha velour and she says “and im katya” and they do the normal unhhhh intro and they just spend the rest of the video talking about how often people will compare drag queens to other queens even tho they’re all unique and the next episode katya and trixie are back and no one says anything about it

so.

actual drama queen Sirius dragging his boyfriend Remus down to the Whomping Willow in the middle of the day when the absolute maximum number of students are on the lawn and will be able to see them.

everyone is yelling at them to get away from the tree. Sirius isn’t listening; Remus just looks resigned to this.

they kiss very dramatically under the tree. a really big kiss, a capital letter Kiss, if you will. Sirius dips Remus (which they will argue about later; that wasn’t agreed upon). this is easily one of their more dramatic displays of public affection, and that’s saying something.

and the Willow just…. stops. (thank you, shapeshifting Peter who is totally in on this.)

the student body is aghast.

a story starts that gay love is the only thing that calms the tree down. somebody plants a tiny rainbow flag a safe distance from the tree. “Whomping Willow, #1 ally” becomes an in-joke among the queer students for years. 

ace-athanasia  asked:

thank you so much for your snapchat story today (07/01/17) about cis people using the t slur!! so many queer people think they can use it just 'cause they're queer when that's not the case at all and it's so nice to see someone with such a big following defending the trans community against slurs 💕

oh don’t even get me started. this shouldn’t be something i should be thanked for - that makes me so sad. defending our trans brothers and sisters is something every damn queer should be doing. ESPECIALLY us. ESPECIALLY queer cisgender people. this individual used wrong pronouns AND used the t slur against a GOOD judy of mine thinking since I’m cis I’d find it funny and god that’s just such a violent thing to do. like wow must be so nice to be cis and not have to deal with dysphoria everyday wow wow ugh lmao i was LIVID girl LIVID.

  • My future child: Father, sing me a lullaby
  • Me: Of course, child
  • Me: RADICAL😈MAGICAL🔮LIBERAL ART🎨GENDER IS A CONSTRUCT👷TEAR IT APART✂️WEARABLE ART👘AND TERRIBLE ART💩IS A MUTHAFUKIN WORLD🌍IT'S UNBEARABLE ART😷THIS ART THIS IS FOR US👬DON'T NEED A MUSEUM🏛THIS CLUB IN ENOUGH🏙FOR A REVOLUTION🌈WITH THE BEST INTENTIONS💗BEAUTY WITH A TWIST👄JUST AN INTERVENTION🖐YES MA'AM👵I'LL TAKE THAT DOLLAR💲DOESN'T EVEN MATTER I'M A FULBRIGHT SCHOLAR🎓I'D RATHER BE MODEST🙈BUT I NEED TO SHOW IT💁THERE'S A LOT OF PRETTY GIRLS👧BUT A QUEEN BETTER KNOW SHIT👸FEMMES💅REBELS😎MEDDLE WITH GENDER🚻REALNESS BORES ME😴I'M A BETTER PRETENDER🤡BROOKLYN🌉WITCHES👹REVOLUTIONARY🌠COME UP WITH A READ👀THAT'S BETTER THAN HAIRY🐻

Nina Bo’Nina just doesn’t portray herself as a polished queen on Drag Race. Like, I can appreciate her personal philosophy of drag, however, she seems thrown together and repetitive in styling her runway looks. I was just over it. But now that I’m aware of her in the drag world, I definitely look forward to seeing her getting emotionally better and slaying like we all saw her do at the beginning of the season.