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Martin Freeman, Martin Freeman

He has played a mopey, romantic man in love with his cowoker, a sex stand-in, performing scenes naked most of the time, a humble and daring Hobbit, a bitter murderer, lovable, but a murderer nontheless. We have seen him cry, laugh, kiss, do full on makeout scenes, perform raunchy, passionate sex scenes and he’s done an amazing job but 

WHAT WAS SO INTIMATE, PARTICULARLY PRIVATE THAT HE ASKED TO DO IT ALONE? WHAT?!

Headcanon that Yurio tries to cook pirozhki bc he wants to give them to his grandpa but fails numerous time and it’s getting pretty stressed about it when Otabek calls him to hang out, Yurio accepts bc at least he’ll be away from the kitchen and all the failures. While they’re hanging out Otabek notices Yurio is more angry than usual and asks him what’s going on, Yurio says it’s none of his business so Otabek it’s just like “…okay” and decides to just leave it like that. He knows that Yurio will tell him when he’s ready. So after a couple hours Yurio opens up and tells Otabek about the kitchen situation. Otabek just goes “uhm, i see” but that’s all of it. Until the next morning, when he randomly appears in front of Yurio’s door with bags of ingredients and when Yurio’s about to close the door in his face, he asks why did he even bother to come so Otabek says “it looked like it was pretty important for you, besides, i seem to have more patience for this stuff than you” and Yurio’s scolding himself in his mind and using all his self control not to kick him right in the face, but he leaves Otabek in and they start reading a bunch of recipes online while Yurio’s trying to remember the way his grandpa did them. It took them a couple tries and many frustrated rants from Yurio but after a whole day in the kitchen they made a pretty good imitation of Yurio’s Grandpa’s Pirozhki. “These are really good, Yuri” “I know, right? But they’re not as good as my grandpa’s!! Just wait until you try them!” “Are you inviting me to Moscow?” “Uh—”

@mariannagoround asked : Number 2: “please don’t leave me” with nurseydex please <3

Nursey’s drunk. Drunk and maudlin, and Dex has spent way too much time looking after him tonight – from melancholy bar to park to brownstone. There’s not much Dex can do for him, when he’s in this state – Nursey never talks about what’s wrong, and he always seems on the verge of passing out if Dex isn’t right there at hand to steady his steps.

Dex helps him unlock the door, helps him across the floor to the couch, and Nursey slumps down onto it. “Fuck everything,” he says as he goes, and Dex just sighs. Not much else to do. He’s already tried everything else to get Nursey to talk to him. He’s just not good at that kind of thing. Not good at getting people to open up.

“C’mon,” Dex says. “Kick your feet up and go to sleep, Nurse. I gotta go.”

“No,” Nurse says. “No, stay.”

“I can’t, you asshole. I’ve got class in the morning.”

“Just for a little bit.” The slur’s come out of Nursey’s voice, and he sounds more plaintive than anything. “I’m sobering up. I swear. We can fuck around on the PS4. You can play Skyrim.”

“Sleep, Derek,” Dex says flatly. “I’ll check in with you tomorrow.”

“Don’t go.” There’s a push to Nursey’s voice now, an urgency

Sleep.” Dex punctuates it with a point of his finger, and turns to go.

He hears Nursey rise from the couch behind him, but he’s not going to look back.

“Will. Stay. Come on.”

No, he’s not gonna look back. Nursey needs to sleep this off and he’ll be fine in the morning.

“I’m asking you a favor. I swear to God, I’m sober. Just …” Nursey’s voice catches. “Hell, you need me to say it, Will? Please. Please don’t leave me.”

Dex turns around. The sight of Nursey there – his hands open, palms up, fingers spread; his eyes wide and imploring – it’s like nothing Dex has ever seen. Like Jesus at prayer. Dex doesn’t know what to do with that. Doesn’t know how to be the object of that kind of gaze. He wants to itch out of his own skin.

“Look,” he says, relenting. “Look, you want me to stay a while, I’ll stay, but Derek, I’m–”

“Thank God.” Nursey stumbles forward. Step after stumbling step, he makes his way across the floor to where Dex stands. One brown hand touches Dex’s shoulder. Then another. And then it’s the hot breath from Nursey’s mouth in his neck, and the feel of him warm and alcohol-flushed, and it’s too much and not enough all at once. Dex’s arms go around him without him willing it.

“You gonna tell me what’s going on?” Dex mutters against his neck. Trying not to think of what it could be, trying not to drink in the sensation of Nursey’s skin against his own.

Nursey nods. “Promise.”He draws back then, looks Dex in the face, and for a moment a tentative something flickers in his eyes. Dex’s gaze is drawn to the quiver of his lips. He’s tempted to lean in and catch it.

Instead, he walks Nursey back to the couch, arm around him as support and comfrot both. “Okay. Okay then,” he says as they sit, and there’s gentleness in his voice he didn’t think he could muster. But for Nurse – maybe for Nurse, he can be the kind of guy people open up to. “Tell me.”

anonymous asked:

Why DCEU Bruceman be playing with our homeboy Arthur? Do you know what he can do to him? For all his wealth, he can make his shower run ONLY cold water. That's true torture AND passive aggressiveness at its finest in Gotham's winter months. Bet he's regretting those fish comments now.

no. this is batman. he probably showers in sub-zero/icicle or whatever temperatures to always keep on his toes and have his muscles at the ready or some other far east secret sayan technique a monk with five nipples taught him. so arthur? arthur willl make the water run lukewarm. just the right temperature. the kind of shower that makes you wanna melt into a puddle of warm cocoa and marshmallows. that makes you not wanna get out until it’s absolutely necessary. what’s bruce Batman wayne gonna do then? when all his hard training will slowly, day by day, be stripped away because aquaman’s forcing him to have humane showers?

that, my friend, is true passive-aggressiveness

DEAR PHANDOM

Dear PHANDOM i challenge all of you What do i mean you ask ? It’s almost phil lester ’s 30th birthday he’s growing up and we accept that It’s not bad or anything we now he will never stop being phil which makes me relieved So on to the challenge .. On his birthday eve or just his birthday Draw cat whiskers on your face and take a photo Or just draw cat whiskers on objects if you don’t want your face seen (me) And post it on tumblr or anywhere else Spread the word if you care about phil lester I CHALLENGE ALL OF YOU!!!! P.s I think we should send it to phil too then he’ll have to see that we care Bye spread the word !! Meow And don’t cry CRAFT! And by the way when your done tag ‘phil’s 30th birthday ’ okay cause that is important

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Dating Hae like:
  • IMAGINE ASKING U OUT LMAOOO 
  • it either go two ways tbh 
  • he’d be all fixed up and really nervous to ask you to be his grill and then you’re just like ‘hoe why r u dressed so nicely and why r u sweating so much??' 
  • then he just says it like “Y/N I really like you and dknsksnsowbdibe” and you’re all chill and when he calms down you two talk and boom you’re dating 
  • OR it’d go like 
  • “hey y/n do you wanna see a magic trick?!" 
  • "sure" 
  • "poof you’re now my girlfriend" 
  • "okay DongHyuck" 
  • tbh I see it going both ways -anyways omfg it’d be so fucking fun 
  • he’d tease you a lot how cute -he knows where to stop and he’s actually really soft for you 
  • like he’d always check up on you when he’s out of the country like five minutes later ring ring oh look it’s him again asking if you washed up yet 
  • and the same with him whenever you’re gone you always check on him and ask him how he’s doing and it’s just cUtE 
  • he’s really soft for you like he wants you to be happy all the time and doesn’t want you to be sad ever -but at the same time 
  • "you’re such a bitch y/n" 
  • "I know" 
  • "fuc u" 
  • "thank you Hae" 
  • it’s such a playful relationship 
  • you two are best friends like you do everything together and make fun of each other and just have a lot of fun 
  • "y/n come here I have a secret to tell you" 
  • "What do you want this time" 
  • he leans in real close and then burps into your ear 
  • but it’s all good cause you burp louder 
  • he probably texts you at 3 am just to make fun of something you said before 
  • okay but 
  • imagine accidentally sleeping on his shoulder and him just worrying not knowing what to do but doesn’t move cos he doesn’t want to wake you 
  • and then then he falls asleep after taking pictures to tease you 
  • but the members take pictures of you two and they make fun of you 
  • denies the fact that he likes it, but when you say you won’t do it again he says to do it again lol 
  • he cAnt even beleaf he’s dating you like he’d think you’re an angel and that you own the world or smth 
  • whenever you two fight over dumb shit he’s all like "are we done fighting” and ur just like “ya” and then you’re all good 
  • you two never really fight over anything serious because when one of you guys make a mistake you two own up to it and apologize 
  • like the most serious thing that probably happened was him getting upset you didn’t tell him something first 
  • tbh he just really wants to be number one and wants to be lof by you 
  • like trust is the biggest thing to him and you two would nEVER DO ANYTHING TO HURT EACH OTHER 
  • when you visit him when he’s practicing he takes a break and you two sit and he talks about what he did at practice and even though he’s sweating you still get close to him -and then someone would yell “Lee DongHyuck get your ass over here stop making out" 
  • He’d get upset but you’d stay to watch them practice 
  • after he’s done getting clean and you two go out sometimes (more like all the time you visit) and he’s so happy to treat you and you’re like 
  • "STOP WASTING MONEY ON MY I GOT A JOB FOR A REASON HOe" 
  • then he’d say "save your money for our wedding day" 
  • Youd shut up lmao because you’re so embarrassed like who says that y'all only 16 or smth 
  • but you like it 
  • you would scream whenever you two pass by any clothes store and want to buy everything but have no money and you leave before he tries to buy it for you -anyWAY 
  • y'all so soft and nice yet hate each other you kno??? Like it’s so nice to be around him and you think you’re not enough but to him you’re so much more than enough you can look at him and he’d be like ilysm 
  • pls don’t hurt him cos he would never hurt you

anonymous asked:

What are your preferred pronouns, for those like me who for some reason assumed 'he'?

Take your pick! I am just a chick who likes to draw, write, and do all sorts of creative stuff. So call me whatever, just don’t call me late for lunch.

For me, the ultimate compliment is when people don’t actually know off the bat whether I’m a dude or a chick. I absolutely don’t mind disclosing my female status when asked, but seeing as it doesn’t really have any bearing on my creative works, I don’t see the need to bring it up that often.

I’d much rather be known as a “great writer” or “cool artist” than “great girl writer” or “cool lady artist”. Even better, I’d just like to be known as a rad human being. So when people don’t actually know, don’t really care, and are just assuming based off of whatever they want to assume about me from my works alone, I absolutely love it! 

With the massive variety of stuff I love to do, life’s too short to worry about what people call me:

But what about Levi and Eren being neighbors who are totally crushing on each other hardcore but neither of them is brave enough to ask the other out so the thing is they both do their laundry on the same day and well Eren might have accidentally grabbed the wrong basket because hey he is a grad student who isn’t getting enough sleep okay and Levi being the insomniac he is didn’t really notice anything wrong considering their laundry baskets are both the same color but oh ohhhhh shit so eren is the first to notice because waitttt he doesn’t own iron man boxers (he’s more of a captain america guy himself) and waaaAAAIITTTT HE DEF DOESNT OWN ANY LINGERIE ESPECIALLY SILK PANTIES and right when eren starts to panic about who could possibly have his laundry AND WHOSE LAUNDRY DOES HE HAVE FUU he notices an old worn out graphic tee that he /always/ sees Levi lounging in whenever he is invited for tea on the weekends and he is immediately relieved but then WAAAAITTTTTTT and he looks down again to the lingerie in the basket… meanwhile Levi is grinning because godddd he totally expected eren to be the type to have a fucking pink floyd shirt and he really should go over and give this back to the kid because he knows this white stripes tour shirt is erens favorite not because he has been told a million times before but he’s been told a million times before but WAITTTTTRTTTTTTTT his eyes widen pulse starts to race because fucking shit on a stick today was delicates day

anonymous asked:

can we talk about how dean said being in that cell, he had /nothing/ and he desperately wanted to get out. so is he saying he has something for himself now. like cas? (of course sam and mary too) but u know.. he has cas' number memorized. he didnt want to tell cas what he was gonna do with billie (maybe to spare him the pain) and idk why i liked when he got off the phone w/ cas and sam asks "you didnt tell him?" like he expected dean to

My son: can a man marry a man?
Me: yes
My son: can a lady marry a lady?
Me: yes
My son: ok, that’s good.

That is literally how the conversation went. It’s as easy as that. I am sick of people saying oh but how do you explain that sort of thing to your children. There’s not really anything to explain though is there? It’s that simple. There’s nothing wrong or weird about what he asked, so there’s nothing difficult about it to explain.

joyoushellbreaksloose  asked:

hiya! for the ask meme, strikhedonia or ayurnamat for either grog or scanlan??

strikhedonia: the pleasure of being able to say “to hell with it”

  • the first time he rages he can’t stop himself, doesn’t realize what he’s doing until he sees pike, little and pale and easily broken, holding her cheek with blood down her face, red and dripping even through the red haze of his anger, so much anger, fight kill win and the shock leaves him on his knees
    • it’s alright, grog, she says, swiping a bloody trail across her face as she stand in front of him, sure and strong and unbending
      • (in that instant he realizes that it doesn’t matter that she’s only a little thing; she’s strong as he is and then some. the pride of it mingles with his shame)
    • he doesn’t know, he tells her, doesn’t know what he did, and she puts a hand on his cheek, leaves red in her wake, and promises to figure it out with him; i’m gonna help you as if she hasn’t already, and grog was raised on a religion of stone and strength but in that moment he believes fiercely in whatever goddess would call pike to her service
  • (it takes a nightmare to bring the memory, burning light in kevdak’s eyes and the shattering of bone, every gasping breath agony but if you can walk away it’s a good fight and he will walk away, he will, he has to, he––)
    • rage, he says to pike in the morning, hollow-eyed and unnaturally quiet. it’s called rage.
  • to name your fear is to destroy it they say at the temples, folk of all kinds dressed in flowing cloth, and grog does not have patience for the slow, simple life of a holy man; there is too much pride in him, too much impatience and irreverence, but that’s not to say the holy men aren’t right, sometimes. the fear fades with the understanding, with careful boundaries pushed little by little
    • pike makes sure they try slowly, smiles wide when he turns to her with eyes red and snaps himself out of it on command. he laughs to control himself among his boundless rage and strength
    • he walks this narrow line of danger-power-recklessness and it is electric in his bones
  • raging feels like this
    • bright bold solid, mountain-strong lightning-quick avalanche of blood-bone-sinew
    • time slow and smell sharp, burning blood in your veins, double thrum of your heart longing to fight kill win
    • patience hold wait, strike when it is time with all strength, power of your people cleaving down down down, break bone spill blood strike hard
    • give in, let go, stop thinking stop being you are not this you are not self you are sword-arm you are arrow-stop, you are fire you are flight you are free
  • do you think you can teach me? she asks him as she patches him up after a battle; they are older now, worn and weathered, and she wears armor like the sun and is still the little thing he has always known, easily broken and steel-strong. she is not the first to ask this question, but the first he stops to think about. she gives him his time; she has always been patient where he is not
    • it’s not easy, he decides. it’s not just fighting and all that. it’s letting go and just, like, stopping. you’re not really you, you get it? it’s just the fight. you gotta hold it in, and then just. stop. but, if you want to learn, i’ll teach you.
      • he doesn’t say, it isn’t for you. he doesn’t say, you care too much to let go. he doesn’t say, i’d hate to see you like that. he doesn’t say, my joy wouldn’t sit well on your already-heavy shoulders
      • he doesn’t say, please don’t say yes
    • she seals his wounds with steady hands
      • (she has always been good at hearing what he does not say)
    • she murmurs, alright, and puts a hand on his shoulder, leaving red in her wake. her eyes are open and clear; she smiles.
    • she does not ask him again
  • he rages, and revels in the rush of the fall

So this is bc my lil bro ask me to put makeup on him time ago and he was so cute that I need to relate with Damian and Cass. Actually I tend to relate everything what my baby brother do with Damian ‘cause they are same age.lol 

And I don’t think I want to finish this(?) but I want to post it anyway. 

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I am not quite sure what you ask me to do Anons. Is it the question if i like the ship or do you ask me to analyze/hc

Basically that above is what i get every time i look at KageHina. They amuse me greatly. They’re dumb as fk. They even top Bokuto if you add both together (sorry babe, you’re not dumb <3 don’t worry). But they’re so lovable and compliment each other very well.

But i do not participate actively in that ship. Karasuno is somehow my least prioritized … school…team…harbor… port.. whatever. (°◡°;;;).:。

Arcade trying to hide his Enclave origins is the most hilarious thing ever because he is so bad at lying

  • Did I say something? Sorry. Don’t pay any attention to me. Just babbling. {becoming more quiet} Nonsense, really. {drifting off} Babbling nonsense.
  • Oh, uh… {trying to cover} of hearing stories. About energy weapons. {drifting off} They’re… pretty crazy. {quietly} Yeah. 
  • Huh. {trying to think of a plausible lie} Good question. Must have been in a book. 
  • Uh, what does anyone know about them? Big… flying machines, right? Crazy helicopters. {quietly} So weird.
  • Stop thinking so much. Thanks.

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Been playing a lot of Harvest Moon: Skytree Village since classes are over ^q^) 

I was gunning for Dean originally but THEN I saw Gabriel’s event where he ate the dog food to test the quality for his brother’s sick dog and then I fell in love

So yeah, I married him LMAO 

IDK what it is about him but he always seems kinda sly in his expressions…every time he asks me to do a request he always ends it with a “you don’t mind, right?” and he does this SUPER CUTE SMILE AND IM LIKE…GABRIEL, I FEEL LIKE YOU ARE SUBTLY MANIPULATING ME But I am so attracted to you I will give you anything you want

still love you Dean.. someday I will marry you, macho florist

I haven’t successfully figured out what Vader’s feelings toward Palpatine would be in the timetraveling vaderwan au. Palpatine never overtly moved against Vader, asked for his help and ‘gave ‘help’‘ in return. Sure, he lied and was a sith lord, and asked Anakin to do horrible things that went against Anakin’s nature

but post “you TRICKED me” hurt feelings, IDK how he’d feel??? like??? would he still try to talk to and reason with Palpatine?? Obi-Wan and the Order have asked Anakin to do a lot of things he didn’t like??????? some of which resulted in his mother being tortured to death, so??????????

i mean, he’s successfully talked Knight!Obi around to his side of things again. I feel like at this point, Vader would also be interested in trying to talk Palpatine around to his way of thinking. “Look. The Jedi aren’t that bad, we can still save them! Change their ways!!”

(meanwhile this timeline’s palpatine is just “who the fuck are you - better hurry up and bullshit my way through this so I can figure out how to use it to my advantage”)


thoughts??? comments???