don't act like you don't love this shit

Me when the author keeps >implying things and I have no idea what to make of this information and I just want sOME GOD DAMN ANSWERS RIGHT NOW WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?!? GIVE ME SOMETHING!!! ANYTHING!!!

  • Me: I'm fine.
  • Me, internally: Mycroft Holmes is the most precious person and nobody appreciates him. Sure, he has this stupid power complex, but he goes through every shit to protect his brother. He abuses government means to the extremest to keep an eye on him, risking his job to do so although it is the only thing he has, the only thing that distracts his mind and gives him purpose. He worries and is mocked about his weight when he is fucking gorgeous. He makes Sherlock forget about Victor Trevor's death and Eurus to enable him a normal, stable life - making that decision on his own at a very young age, because apparently he thought it was the very best for him. He helps Sherlock through his drug addiction, lets him write lists to ensure his highs will never end six feet under. He checks on his brother's new flatmate to make sure he does not threaten his newly-gained and fragile stability, helps Sherlock to fake his death, gets him out of Russian imprisonment by doing legwork that he is obviously not at all used to, risking his job and even his life, this time, gets him a pardon so Sherlock won't go mad in prison, assures him his support when Sherlock is a cynical bitch, accuses Lady Smallwood of being a spy because his brother believes so, and insults Sherlock and John to get his brother to kill him because he knows Sherlock needs John, despite the fact that he has just freaked out and vomitted because a man has been shot with a gun. He manages to play his act cooly to make it easier for his brother and STILL after all he's done for Sherlock, his brother chooses to shoot him, proving that here is nobody who loves him the most, that even the only person he cares about would choose somebody else over him. And then Mummy holmes says Sherlock has always been the grown up, like, fuck you, you don't know a shit about your own family. It bloody /hurts/, just give this wonderful, caring man some love like I don't even care who it is he deserves it so fucking much
DRAGGING THE SIGNS
  • -Please also check MOON & DOMINANT-
  • Aries: just because you talk loud doesn't mean you're right.
  • You are very aggressive and stubborn but you can't even make a valid point.
  • Please stop acting like you "just attract drama" and "can't help it"
  • Because you create the drama and like attention ffs just be honest
  • Taurus: You are so fucking stubborn.
  • To be honest it's a pain in the ass, please learn to act less like a brat and accept that you can't be right every time.
  • Also stop acting like you are a saint, because that act doesn't really work for you.
  • Gemini: oh my lord. Fucking hypocrites, like I can't even.
  • For example; You'll get mad when someone talks shit about you
  • But when you talk shit about them it's ok?
  • You aren't God jfc, get over yourself
  • Also control your mood swings, you're confusing as fuck and that's why no one gets you
  • So fix that and stop complaining about how you and your feelings are being "misunderstood"
  • Cancer: So so so so sensitive,
  • Like it's one of your best traits but also your worst
  • You cry about everything and you always act like you're the victim.
  • Maybe it works when you're 5 but when you're all grown up people will just see you as childish and immature.
  • Playing the victim won't help you in the real world.
  • Leo: hm i don't even know where to start, you are soooo full of yourself
  • You make friends to stay relevant and when you're done with them you just drop them.
  • You are kinda loud just like Aries.
  • you'll tell someone they are pretty and as soon as they turn around you'll just make fun of them
  • Virgo: you guys always want to be in control of all kinds of projects.
  • You like to have everything clean, neat and figured out.
  • You'll boil up your irritations when someone doesn't do something your way or "the right way" and then just explode and complain about everything
  • It isn't healthy and you come off as rude and unthankful.
  • Libra: You can be so two faced, honestly you're everything that the gemini gets hated for, and most people don't even realise it.
  • You act like you're so holy but talk mad shit and create soooo much drama, but somehow manage to stay out of it?
  • Scorpio: You have terrible mood swings.
  • And it's because you act tougher than you are, but you can't keep up the facade
  • You'll act all strong and shit and like you don't have any feelings.
  • But when you're all alone you could cry yourself to sleep.
  • The most sensitive of all the signs
  • Please stop hiding it because this whole tough and no emotions act makes you look unapproachable, nobody wants to be friends with some mechanic robot with unbreakable walls around them
  • Sagittarius: You are really what people say.
  • You just don't give a single shit about anyone's feelings except your own.
  • You'll pick out someone and make them love you because it's just for "fun", but as soon as they'll say the 3 words you just flee and go onto the next one.
  • You can drop the important people in your life without a single second of doubt, you're so impulsive
  • Watch out because you'll regret it
  • Capricorn: cold shits, you are almost incapable of loving.
  • You don't focus on the people around you, people are here for you
  • And all you do is put them aside to do the things that you want.
  • Every step you take is to reach another and higher destination.
  • But one day all of that will fade away and you'll be all alone because you ignored the ones that loved you and pushed them aside
  • Aquarius: You want to be unique so fucking bad.
  • No one is allowed to do something you do or steal something you already did.
  • Everyone else is boring and not good enough and basic.
  • You cut people off as soon as they say or do anything unoriginal.
  • You look down on people and it's not attractiv, stop it please you aren't God
  • Pisces: Every sweet thing you do is fake.
  • It's just to make people feel bad for you as soon as you fuck up (and you fuck up a lot)
  • As soon as someone gets mad at you you'll curl up into a little ball and act like they're the bad guy
  • They hurt you, you did all those things for them.
  • You're the type to make people feel bad for you being an asshole
  • stop being sweet to people without really caring about the
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the signs (men and women)
  • aries women: the sexiest and fiery women of the zodiac. y'all will change the world with ur drive and ambition. get it boo 👅 emotional or emotionLESS
  • aries men: SEXY AS FUCK. protective and touchy as fuck. what is personal space
  • taurus women: can be rude and stingy, can play the dumb card but they're super intelligent
  • taurus men: horny 24/7. good as friends, but distant friends.
  • gemini women: yall... crazy and whack as fuck lmao. beautiful and outgoing. extra af. flirts with anything that moves.
  • gemini men: touchy as fuck. like everywhere. bipolar maybe?? emotional but hides it. loyal.
  • cancer women: emotional, about everything bro. tend to have mood swings when they're angry you're fucked
  • cancer men: the clingiest melodramatic people I've ever met. can be emotionally abusive due to clinginess.
  • leo women: some of my favorite people are Leo women. so beautiful and down to earth? SO real. if they don't like you, you'll know it
  • leo men: confident in who and what they want. always sexy and smells amazing. 👅
  • virgo women: sexy in the most virgin and earthiest way. when they fuck with u they'll defend u to the ends of the earth. can be distant tho. only touchy if they really like u.
  • virgo men: distant but in the makes u want more way. earthy and real as fuck. fun to mess around w. not serious relationships tho
  • libra women: cold and bitchy. they're flighty but once u have one you'll be set for life. BEST pleasers. usually has either a small group of best friends or a large group of acquaintances. flirts unintentionally???
  • libra men: the most shallow people you'll meet. sweet and goofy af
  • scorpio women: yall one of my faves too. u tell it like it is babe. very opinionated. worst enemies to have they're nasty. could def model.
  • scorpio men: genuine and loving. super quiet and sweet. i love them. may come off like they're hot shit but they're insecure
  • sagittarius women: yall wild and crazy. pretty in not the normal sense.
  • sagittarius men: loves to argue, can't take the shit they give :) not cold hearted
  • capricorn women: acts like they don't give a fuck. fragile. very loyal friends even if u fuck them over
  • capricorn men: time wasters time wasters time wasters time wasters
  • aquarius women: honestly what the fuck lol. super chill people. doesn't give a fuck that much about literally anything? high 24/7.
  • aquarius men: very distant. will pay attention to you and 5 secs later they don't care? weird af. fun and in the zone w the right people. good music taste.
  • pisces women: sweetest and open people i love my Pisces women. can easily flip a switch and be ur worst enemy. watch out.
  • pisces men: faithful and sensitive. have a really nice soft side. persuasive.
why I like your sign (use rising too)
  • <p> <b>Aries:</b> You are fun to be around. Though, sometimes you get mad at me and say rude things and I don't like that. Though, you are one of the most fun/adventurous kind of people i know (besides sag) I would want to be best friends with you. (p.s. you're hot af)<p/><b>Taurus:</b> You are one of the funniest people I know. You aren't afraid to be made fun of or make fun of other people. You are a refreshing person to be around, and you don't pressure me to be someone else. I love you guys.<p/><b>Gemini:</b> You guys talk a lot, but it's always so fun to listen to. Whether you're ranting, babbling, or just having a plain conversation, you never cease to entertain me. You always say something hilarious and make me laugh constantly. You have the best people skills out of all the signs and I love you to death. You're so precious and make a wonderful friend.<p/><b>Cancer:</b> You are literally too sweet. People say you guys cry all the time, but you are just a little sensitive, and there's nothing wrong with that. You have a tendency to bounce back--which is great. You are never hung up on anything for too long (contrary to popular belief a.k.a. from my experience with you.) In certain cancers, I've noticed you don't get hurt super easily, but when something hits you, it hits you hard.<p/><b>Leo:</b> You guys are jokers and I love to be around you. You don't take things too seriously. I can make fun of you, and you won't care; you'll just make fun of me back. You're a quality friend and great company.<p/><b>Virgo:</b> You are so great to talk to. The way you see the world is perfect. You are a mix of philosophy, logic, and fun. You are trustworthy and (in my opinion) never judegmental (at least not out loud.) Sometimes you get a little bored of everything, but you just make a really bad joke to liven it up a little.<p/><b>Libra:</b> You all are kind of quiet. You want to fit in, but remember it's okay to be a little awkward and weird. Some other Libras are just loud and don't care who they are--which is one of many great traits of your sign. You get along with almost everyone. (except for those who like to tip the scale with drama.) You have such a beautiful view of life and you can see the good in everyone.<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> I like that you can get a little crazy. You are an attractive person inside and out. You have this thing about you that no matter how hard they try, no one can hate you. They can say they hate you, but they don't truly hate you. At first, you act all sweet and nice, but then when someone gets to know you, there's a whole other side to you (which is super fun to get to know.)<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> You make the best puns. People are always saying you don't care, and it's definitely true! You are opinionated and blunt. You share your opinions in a matter that everyone can accept. Though, sometimes you are too blunt for your own good. You like to cover your bluntness with a joke, and sometimes it doesn't work. You don't take shit from anyone and that's great. You are one of the funniest signs and I love to be around you.<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> You are so smart, but so down-to-earth. You teach me new things without making me feel stupid. You are always there for me when I need you, and you're sometimes the most awkward person ever, but it's hilarious. You don't get enough credit as a person.<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> You have good intentions, but they don't always pull through. Not a lot hurts you, which can be good and bad. Well, it seems like not a lot hurts you. It's fun to mess around with you, because you take it so well. You like to fight fire with fire and if someone does get to you, you won't take it. You'll fight back and protect yourself. The way you present yourself is attractive and your personality is magnetic. I like you a lot. (you're hot af too)<p/><b>Pisces:</b> You're so kind. You seem to always have your head in the clouds and you seem to always be looking at tomorrow. Though it is fun to dream with you, try to live in the present a little. You are so in touch with your emotions and other people's emotions as well. You seem to be able to connect with everyone on a personal level. You can comfort anyone and do it well. You are a great friend, especially in a personal crisis.<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

What if Dammek acts bossy to Jude at first like, "Ok. This is how its going down. Listen to my orders and don't fuck up." And then Jude is like "Nuh uh, that shit don't fly here." So after a few bits of arguing, Jude starts to explain how harmful and rude that kind of behavior is and basically conditions Dammek to having to say 'please' and 'thank you' if he wanted Jude's help. Then as Dammek comes to realize just how horribly he was treating his friend, he makes it his goal to be better to him.

I would love that so much.
Thank you, you blessed anon.

isnotaband-isanidea  asked:

Hi! Don't mind if you don't answer this but I'm a newbie writer and I was wondering how do you do the start of writing like do you Outline or make a timeline or you just sit and write? Also how do you 'plot' , I keep reading this word everywhere in writers blog and still don't know what it means 'to plot. Sorry to bother. Love your writing

I do the grab bag method of plotting because above all else I love the act of writing and building things out of obscure shit. When I was making Eggs Over Easy aka the Denny’s/cheerleader/laser tag klance fic that’ll never get finished in a timely fashion because my backers don’t ship klance, I was like:

“Okay, how do we build a good au? Someone’s at a Denny’s, there’s a cheerleader, and uh, Lance wants to get into pro laser tag.”

I took tropes and things I like that are just fucking ridiculous, and then decided I was going to climb the hill that’s giving it emotional depth. So how do all of these things interconnect?

Keith is an ex-cheerleader who dropped out of college and now works at a Denny’s after his hero (the cheer captain) went missing. Lance is aways at this Denny’s at 3 AM because he closes the laser tag/skating rink. His dream is to find the final people for his pro laser tag team, and when some dudes who knew Keith in college come into the Denny’s and try to start shit, Lance falls for Keith’s dexterity and ability to vault a table.

He asks Keith if he wants to join his team.

They exchange numbers.

Okay, so now we have something to work with. Why did Keith drop the cheerleading team and resort to working at a Denny’s? Who will the other team members be? I mean, we know since it’s VLD fic, but it’s still fun to build that up. What challenges will the team face while improving their skills at the Voltron laser tag park and why is Lance so caught up in this pseudo-sport? Then we can ask who becomes team captain and what that means?

Basic ideas, right?

Right, so here’s some more depth.

When is this happening? How are the characters dressing and presenting themselves? Is it based in a modern au or is it modern and kitschy? Does it even have to be on Earth? Can there be a Denny’s on the moon? Who fucking knows? Start thinking about the atmosphere. 

Keith plays Galaga in the Denny’s arcade, but there are cell phones, and for some reason, people still like disco night at the rink. I’m painting it so that you can wear a pastel windbreaker, wear tight glitter boy shorts, but also, you can call an Uber. I love the mix-up. I do whatever I fucking want.

For outlines? I tend to do it by chapter. If I go too far ahead, then I just end up ignoring my own notes anyway because shit will write itself. I get my point A and point B and then harass my friends for brainstorming sessions and dialogue. I literally write down my friends’ jokes. I have pages of candid shit.

It usually goes:

MAIN POINTS

What has to happen this chapter? Who’s doing what? Make this into a to-do list.

SUB POINTS

Also make this a to-do list. But like, bullet out why the main points matter. What is this adding and does it make any fucking sense? I tend to forget to pay close attention to this, but I’m learning. Consistency is hard in multi-chapters. It requires tons of rereading and I write so much I don’t have time.

THEMES

What are you trying to say? Don’t like, bullet out symbolism because symbolism tends to come at the end, and the symbolism never belongs to you, but what is driving you to write this story and what do you want your readers to kind of get from it? Some don’t do this in fic, but yeah. I do. I care way too much and funnel tons of energy and consideration into my shit.

FREEWRITING (because my eyes are fucked all to shit and if I stare at the screen too long it just hurts now)

Just write. Mark it out. Rewrite it. Get the tone down.

I get about a page of freewriting done and some thematic prose under my belt and then start the Word engine. 

Anyway! I hope this helps you! Thank you for the sweet words, and I’m so sorry if I’ve missed your previous messages. I get a lot of them and tend to have to pick and chose when I’m slammed. Fingers crossed this makes up for it.

SHAMELESS PROMOTION

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anonymous asked:

I really fucking hate you. I would've sent this to the bungoustraydoots blog but you have anons off. You think you're so entitled because you don't ship Soukoku. Guess what, sweetheart, the entire fandom ships it and your opinion doesn't mean shit. So stop saying you don't like Soukoku and ruining the ship for everybody else. Nobody feels the same way you do. Suck it up and act like a grown bitch. How fucking old are you? Shouldn't 12-year-olds have adult supervision? Get off tumblr.

Thanks anon for your kind and loving words. I’d like to know where your adult supervision is? You’re clearly too much of a coward to face me like a person if you messaged my personal blog because bungoustraydoots has anon off for people just like you.

Bungou Stray Dogs is slowly being ruined for me. This is why.

I’m not entitled. I’m not ruining a ship. People like you are.

6

“‘Ask and it shall be given to you; seek and ye shall find.’ Matthew 7:7, that was the key.”

Sansa Stark was:

  • raised in a lady-like way
  • the first one who lost her direwolf, whose packmates held/are holding great importance to the stark kids
  • forced to watch the beheading of her own father
  • forced to stay in the family that is hostile to her own 
  • thinking about killing herself
  • nearly raped
  • abused by the person she always wanted to marry
  • made fun off by the person she adored
  • humilated in front of many highborn people
  • forced to stay in a room with her friend for several days without being able to leave it
  • forced to marry a man of the family that killed her father
  • was told her two brothers were dead
  • was informed her mother and brother died in a horrible way
  • was forced to watch a moking and grotesque way of a play about her brothers death 
  • only eleven year old when everything started

and people STILL piss themselves over her acting naturally and STILL being strong, polite and friendly after all that happened

Advice to the signs from a Gemini
  • To Aries as told by a Gemini
  • Stop trying to turn everything into a competition!!!! I can't take you serious anymore!!! Chill out!!! Trust me, you can get shit done with out having to make it into some type of competition to win. You make dumbass choices sometimes so let people help you through them instead of thinking you can handle everything on your own.
  • To Taurus as told by a Gemini
  • It's honestly crazy how stubborn you are. When I try to negotiate with you it's like I'm talking to a brick wall. You gotta take other's advice into consideration. Your friends want the best for you. You push people away with your stubbornness. Yeah, sometimes it's a good thing to stand your ground, but you gotta find a balance. Keep an open mind, bc sometimes the way you see things isn't the only way it can be.
  • To Gemini as told by a Gemini
  • It's okay to talk about your feelings!!! You have close friends for a reason, open up to them. Stop trying to constantly be happy, it'll just pile up and end horribly. It's okay to feel sadness, it's okay to cry from time to time. It doesn't make you vulnerable. Be honest about how you feel and your emotions, and stop trying to pretend everything is fine when it's really not.
  • To Cancer as told by Gemini
  • Stop guilt tripping people, it's a form of manipulation. People don't owe you anything, learn to accept that. Stop being judgmental when your friends confess to you, it will make them close up. Don't act innocent when you know you messed up, admit what you did, apologize and move on.
  • To Leo as told by Gemini
  • Stop being so petty!!!! If someone does something to you fucking learn to let that shit go!!!! Also people can see through the wall of confidence and into the deep sea of insecurities you have. Learn to love the not so lovable parts of you, just as much as the other parts. Don't be so shallow with the friends you pick, a pretty face doesn't mean a pretty personality.
  • To Virgo as told by Gemini
  • I feel like you help others with their problems to avoid your own. It's time to face the truth. You always try to see things from a logical point of view, using common sense and what you know to be true to figure your problems out. You gotta realize in some cases that's useless, figure out what you really want. You tend to ignore your emotions a lot, learn to figure that shit out.
  • To Libra as told by a Gemini
  • Make up your damn mind. You're always so indecisive!!! I know, there isn't always a clear answer to things, but when I ask whether you want mcdonalds or Starbucks, I want a clear fucking answer. Stop trying to make everyone else happy, by running away from confrontation (makes you look really fake.) Stop using humor as a tactic to avoid letting people actually get to know the real you. Stop being a shallow bitch when it comes to love.
  • To Scorpio as told by a Gemini
  • Sometimes you don't need to seek revenge. Like they say, the best form of revenge is moving on. Learn to keep the past in the past. Realize that people change, the people you once knew are completely different now. Don't use their past mistakes against them. Learn to give chances. Don't be a hypocrite, you expect people to open up to you and trust you, but you're never the same with them.
  • To Sagittarius as told by a Gemini
  • Learn to show some love and appreciation to the people that care about you. Sometimes you tend to get too busy focusing on your next adventure and you completely forget about them. They love you, let them know you love them too. Stop running away from commitment, you need someone to keep you grounded before you fly too far. There is such a thing as being too honest, some things are better left unsaid.
  • To Capricorn as told by a Gemini
  • You are so critical of your work. You work hard, you deserve a break once in a while. Learn to try new things, you tend to get stuck in routine. Routine stops us from moving forward, learning new things. Meet new people, try different things and get out of your comfort zone. Learn to let people in, they're not out to hurt you I promise.
  • To Aquarius as told by a Gemini
  • Stop assuming you're smarter than everyone. You are very intelligent, that's for sure, but get rid of your god complex. Stop being so out of touch with your emotions, you never let your self feel. It makes it hard for people to open up to you.
  • To Pisces as told by a Gemini
  • It's time to face reality, you always got your head in the clouds. When people talk to you learn to listen, they feel like they're talking to a blank wall. Stop blaming others for your mistakes and problems in your life, it's time to face them.
  • - S
  • *Pls dont take this to heart!!*
Deadroses sentence starters
  • "You thought I wouldn't come around to you."
  • "You know I was down for you."
  • "I hate the sound of all the songs about you."
  • "I was wrong about you."
  • "I'm running out of time to hold you close."
  • "If you can't see what's in front of you, you lose."
  • "I need it quick, I need it fast."
  • "I need your love, I need it bad."
  • "You remind me of a girl that I once knew."
  • "All these pictures that we're taking, I know one day I’ll be cropped out."
  • "You look so good on my arm, goddamn."
  • "I can't control a girl like you."
  • "She needs a Saturday away from home to drink more champagne."
  • "So in love with bein' seen."
  • "If she gets her fix, well then she's fine."
  • "She's aware she's a bad chick."
  • "I really think her souls made of plastic."
  • "End of the story is inevitably tragic."
  • "I don’t wanna ruin it."
  • "I just wanted you to notice me."
  • "That shit ain’t love."
  • "Didn’t want to fuck it up with you."
  • "Tell me pretty lies."
  • "Tell me that you love me even if it's fake."
  • "You're slurring all your words, not making any sense."
  • "I have hella feelings for you I act like."
  • "I don't fucking care, like they ain't even there."
  • "I act like I don't fucking care, 'cause I'm so fucking scared."
  • "I'm only a fool for you."
  • "And maybe you're too good for me."
  • "It feels like we’re living too fast to fall asleep."
  • "I promise that this could be everything you needed."
  • "This could be everything you dreamed of."
  • "I won’t waste a day less I’m wasting my days with you."
  • "There’s a method to my madness."
  • "You don’t have to say a thing."
  • "I won’t even make you wait."
  • "My girl don't want me cause of my dirty laundry."
  • "I'm out of control."
  • "With all of this money, they all want something from me."
  • "I just wanna fuckin' feel right."
  • "I wanna tell you everything I'm hiding."
  • "I wonder who is gonna love you if it ain’t me."
  • "I fall in love the more you ignore me."
  • "None of them are important, none of them are from you."
  • "Does he do it like me?"
  • "My heart is lost."
  • "I’m not okay with the distance that’s been growing."
  • "I could be the one for you."
  • "I know we’re not in love."
  • "You fall right in it for a week a month or maybe just a minute or a lifetime."
  • "We had a vision though, now we're dead roses."
Imagine (when Louis was doing the winter gf stunt)
  • Louis: Haz..
  • Harry: You happy there?
  • Louis: Harry babe don't do this.
  • Harry: What am I doing, Louis?
  • Louis: This! This kind of treatment. I don't deserve this. I did this for you. Haz give me a break.
  • Harry: Oh! So now it's my fault? It's my fault you took the job from me? After what? 4 years?
  • Louis: I'm tired, Harry. Let's talk about this tomorrow. I've had a shit day. By-
  • Harry: Wait.
  • Harry: I'm sorry if I said anything rude. I just miss you so fucking much and seeing you that happy with her, it's like.. (mumbles)
  • Louis: What was that?
  • Harry: It's like I'm losing you and I don't want that! I got jealous and afraid and- You looked genuine, Louis
  • Louis: I had to act Harr-
  • Harry: And the fans, they liked you both together! They are losing faith- (breaks down) I'm so fucking scared and insecure Lou. I-
  • Louis: Oh harry baby (sniffles) don't cry love. I love you okay? And I will always love you. That's why I got the dagger and 28 right? Genuine or not, i love you. I love you. I love you. Don't ever think that way again. I love you, I'll be home soon.
  • Harry: Y-you sure?
  • Louis: Yes baby. You are my home and you will always be.
  • Lovelots,
  • Lou xx

It did bother me a lot that Jace was putting the Institute on high alert and yelling at everyone to find Clary when his Parabatai, his literal soulmate, was also missing, and last seen about to fight with a bunch of demons. Like, I get that he cares about Clary, and that’s fine. It’s cute. But Jesus christ Jace, spare a thought for the person who has put his life on the line for you countless times.

⤹ ⌑ тeхт тo мy love ❤️⌟
  • DYLAN: i'm sorry. i love you. please don't hate me.
  • DYLAN: idk if you got the flowers i sent or if kourtney threw them out but ...
  • DYLAN: i get it if you don't want to be around me for awhile or, idk, but i'm sorry.
  • DYLAN: saying sorry doesn't make up for it, i know. i shouldn't have acted the way i did toward you. there's just ... so much negativity going into my head that it feels like i can't even think straight. i punched the damn wall yesterday because of it & it just makes me feel even worse knowing that i treated the love of my life like shit. i'm sorry, i never meant to be a bad husband to you.
  • DYLAN: i love you, that's why i can't stand the thought of you hating me.
  • DYLAN: gia is at home with julia & kim, you can go over & pick her up or anything if you don't want to see me because i'm going to see a counselor right now. if you don't wanna be there when i get back then ... okay. i respect your decision.
My view on the zodiac signs from experience (aqua F)
  • Aries: you were the love of my life and understood me like no other. I loved you so much, you always did more for me than you did for yourself, and we got each other... Until you turned into a cold hearted asshole and left me with no explanation, like I was nothing. You were a quiet, yet opinionated, and loyal person. I will always miss you-- even your assertiveness and sometimes harsh opinions. Also grow a backbone.
  • Taurus: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU LITTLE CUDDLE BUG. You are so fun and happy yet you sometimes cause too much craziness and you gotta wind it down a little. Also you get really attached to people but you don't show it wow. And you don't know how to listen or take orders or stop doing shit when you're told over and over again and it's annoying but you're cute ily
  • Gemini: HOLY SHIT YOU ARE MY BROTHER AND BEST FRIEND AND I LOVE YOU. You are so fun and crazy it's overwhelming. I can literally trust you with anything and you're always there for me. although you are a commitment-phobic fuckboy most of the time, and you act like all you care about is sex and drugs, you genuinely do care about the people you're close to. Even if you don't act like it. But you lie and talk shit so cut it out you're better than that. Also you are hella fine and you know it but stop being a cocky bastard.
  • Cancer: you are so emotional and constantly feel sorry for yourself but you're genuinely sweet
  • Leo: you are fucking crazy and temperamental and you literally freak out over everything. Take a chill pill. Also you are highly emotional and fiery and fight with almost everyone. Also slow down, you're crazy sexual. And dramatic. Not everything is fucking about you and you need to stop getting butthurt when you're wrong or someone does something you don't like. But ily
  • Virgo: you are so reserved and quiet and I can't really figure you out tbh. You used to be a major fuckboy but you're actually majorly emotional and open with your feelings. You're also really fucking hot.. and oddly clean.. and kind of rebellious. I like it. I like you. But it's hard for me to trust you
  • Libra: you are a fuckboy and you drive me fucking crazy I want to hit you in the face with a bowling ball. You literally are a major dick for no reason and you infuriate me and we always fight. But you're fucking indecisive and never know what you want and at times you want me back an are so sweet to me and literally set my heart ablaze because of how crazy I am for you. Get your shit together you can't go back and forth between hating and loving me. Learn not to fuck with people's heads. P.s. Stop getting butthurt when I call you out on your shit just bc you don't like it. News flash: you can't fuck with people and think it's ok
  • Scorpio: lol ilysm you are a crazy bitch from hell but you're a hilarious, loyal and trustworthy friend. You always speak your mind and know what you want and sometimes you're scary because you talk about murder a lot but it's just you and I'm used to it hah. You fight for what you believe in and you don't take shit from anyone and you're actually really caring bravo
  • Sagittarius: oh Lordy you are a bitch sometimes but a great friend and usually very reliable. You need to slow down a little and get your priorities straight and also work on your temper dAMN. You have issues with commitment but you're a DEEPLY loving person although you need to stop letting everyone walk all over you. And smarten up a little.
  • Capricorn: you seem like an insensitive asshole who fucks around with girls tbh but you're actually not super detached and cruel even though you like to act like it. You're also very clean and orderly and if something doesn't have a legit plan you usually get mad. Although sometimes you are spontaneous and even with planning you're a lot of fun and kinda wild. You're also sexy as fuck and really horny lol. I miss your cocky self.
  • Aquarius: you're either a heartless asshole or you are really emotional and you don't show it. Also you don't get attached easily and usually have a few love interests at once. You're really free spirited and we usually get along well except if we argue yay
  • Pisces: you're really sweet, open and honest yet sometimes you get lost in your own head and don't really realize how your dramatic emotional retreats affect and infuriate others. Also you're controlling and not very accepting and you either get attached and stay attached or become unattached really easily. But when you're attached you're so clingy eh. You also get angry really easily and start fights over nothing and you're so sensitive ugh
A Capricorn's view on The Signs (based on personal experience)
  • Aries: I don't know what to make of you. You seem very intellectual but wish washy with moods and personalities. P.S I have great ugly birthday spam photos of you.
  • Taurus: You moody aggressive little shit I love you but jesus christ I could punch you in the face and it would give me so much joy. P.S I hate it when you steal my makeup and food.
  • Gemini: Do you have to be right about everything? Even when you're wrong you're right. P.S You're great at pissing me off with the littlest of things.
  • Cancer: Why is your smile so cute? Literally lights up my world. You're the type of people I need in my life all day everyday. P.S Awesome hair.
  • Leo: You're so super out of this world. When you want to be, you're a tad moody but the majority of the time you're a flamboyant character who loves spontaneity. P.S Great taste in music.
  • Virgo: I'm not your biggest fan at all, which may come as a surprise because Virgo Cap is meant to be love but really can't stand you. P.S You suck shit at partner work.
  • Libra: You are the type of person who takes a lot to heart, you're very in touch with your emotions and suck at giving driving lessons. P.S You are one of the best listeners.
  • Scorpio: You sexy beast, love your hair and everything about you. P.S We should go to a concert together.
  • Sagittarius: Please don't speak around me, you're so annoying I can't stand it. P.S No one thinks it's funny when you act dumb.
  • Capricorn: "You hot piece of shit" I say to myself every morning.
  • Aquarius: Your eyes > my everything. Literally could drown in your eyes and you have such a kind heart, the type that makes people judgemental cause they can't be like you. P.S I know you can be daddy af.
  • Pisces: You are gorgeous inside and out. Don't rely on anyone to tell you that you're beautiful cause you don't need no one. P.S Everything will sort itself out soon enough.
last things the signs said to me
  • Aries: "I wish I knew that when I liked you... I still do"
  • Taurus: "do you need a ride home?! Like seriously please don't walk. just get in the car."
  • Gemini: "can you please buy me a funnel for my birthday"
  • Cancer: "should I grab that last donut? Im scared"
  • Leo: "please give me a bite of your cake pop"
  • Virgo: "calm the fuck down! You're not going to fail this test"
  • Libra: "you want alcohol? I just got my fake holy shit"
  • Scorpio: "I love you. Thanks for everything you do for me"
  • Sagittarius: "I really don't feel like giving you a ride."
  • Capricorn: "can you give her fake beer and watch her act fucked up?"
  • Aquarius: "that's my babygirl"
  • Pisces: "I still like her.. Fuck."