don harley

And now, in no particular order, the Top Ten Hottest Cartoon Women:

Rogue (X-Men)

Jasmine (Aladdin)

Black Cat (Spider-Man)

Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit?)

Holli Would (Cool World)

Chel (The Road to El Dorado)

Esmerelda (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Hello Nurse (Animaniacs)

Harley Quinn (Batman: The Animated Series)

Princess Daphne* (Dragon’s Lair)

Again, a big thank you to everyone who sent in suggestions and helped us compile this list. :D

(*Okay, technically Dragon’s Lair is a game, but it always felt more like a Don Bluth animated movie to us.)

[Tony is riding in the back seat with Strange, Bruce, Thor and Hope while Rhodey and Carol are in the front on the way to meet the returning Avengers]

Tony: I’ll give you ten thousand bucks if you floor it and don’t look back.

Harley and Ivy intro before they fight 🌹♦

Ivy: “i though we were friends”

Harley: “i thought we were more then friends”

Ivy: “Not anymore

Harley: "Doctor isliy”

Ivy: “Doctor quinzel”

Harley: “Oh i love when we play doctor”

Ivy: “This is are last dance Harley”

Harley: “Your breaking my heart red” *Sad tone in her voice*

Ivy: “I,ll break more then that”

Ivy: *sighs* “What am i going to do with you”

Harley: Let me go ? Join my team? Marry me?

Ivy: “None of the above sweetie”

Harley: “Let play a game red”

Ivy: “What do you have in mind”

Harley: “i call it no one hurts”

Ivy: “Done with the clown obsession”

Harley: “Once you go clown you never …Eh”

Ivy: “I can see why he dumped you ”

Harley: “What are you doing tonight red”

Ivy: “Dressing your wounds probably”

Harley: “Don,t forget the smliey face banges”

Harley: “Don,t if i should kiss you or kill you”

Ivy: “Kisses only please” (lol yep so gay 😘😂)

Harley: “Only if you join us heroes ”

Bad Joke Harley (#3)
  • Harley: "Mr J! Where do bunnies go for breakfast?"
  • Joker: "Harley, I told you I was busy...."
  • Harley: "IHOP! Isn't it cute? Your turn!"
  • Joker: *sighs and puts his pencil down*
  • Joker: "Where did little Suzy go after the explosion?"
  • Harley: "Ugh... I don-"
  • Joker: "Everywhere."
  • Harley: *spews chocolate milk out of her nose*
  • *maniacal laughter*
  • Joker: "Now leave me alone..."

What’s in YOUR Sims’ bag?

I was tagged by @aroundthesims Merci beaucoup, chérie! =D

Rules: Choose a Sim of yours, post a picture of their bag content and tag 10 of your friends/followers/favorite Simblrs! Please tag #inmysimsbag. :)
It can be done with any Sims game. 
(You can do it as many times as you want, and of course, you can use my CC but you don’t have to!)

I struggled to decide on which Sim to use but settled on Michaela, seeing as she is part of my current gameplay ;P Michaela isn’t really one for handbags (handbags and riding Harley’s don’t really go together) and she doesn’t need one on a deserted island, so I used my imagination :D

1. A notepad… always handy. Not so handy if you don’t have a pen, however.

2. Some handbag sized “Biker” and “So You Think You’re A Mechanic?” magazines for fending off boredom. 

3. A random pinecone picked up in Saaqartoq to use for a Snowflake Day decorative display or something. Michaela just keeps hold of it to smell it now and again to remind her of the fresh, clean, piney scent of home. 

4. An empty beer bottle because a girl needs to protect herself and you never know. Michaela is also quite fond of pub brawls. It’s sort of a hobby.

5. Scissors- see above. Also, very handy for trimming rampant random hairs from various parts of the body. Michaela is unsure about what role increased nasal hair has in her own personal evolution or that one weird hair that grows out of her tragus ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

6. Key to the door of the house she left behind in Saaqartoq. Michaela keeps it in case she gets to go home one day and for sentimental reasons if not.

7. A pipe. Ororo doesn’t let her smoke but Michaela isn’t about to throw it away.

8. & 9. Tissues and hand sanitiser. Any sane person ALWAYS carries tissues and hand sanitiser. People are generally just disgusting! Sneezing into their hands and then shaking yours… urgh! Gross! Also handy for removing stuff drawn with sharpies on the subway or the smell of fish from your hands.

I tag @titosims (because I know you’re doing it anyway LOL!) and if you fancy doing it but NO pressure- I know some of you have already been tagged- @ice-creamforbreakfast @goatkibble @pixelddump @hyperkaos @punchthecarbonara @sommeliersims @treason-and-plot @mspoodle1 @blythelyre @enchantedunicornhideout @inda-sims @acquiresimoleons  and ANYONE WHO WANTS TO DO IT! 


Harley: “Thanks for offering to help on my school project, Mum, but why do I get the feeling you have ulterior motives to wanting to help me?”

Poppy: “Perhaps…your father has said that he’s been worried about you lately. How has school been going?”

Harley sighs and looks down at the contraption they are building, poking at it absent-mindlessly with the end of her paint brush.

Harley: “It’s been difficult lately. There’s a girl called Iris who has taken interest in my friends and I and she keeps making snide comments about us. Dad told me the best thing is to ignore her and be the better person, but my friends disagree. I don’t know what to do…”

Poppy: “Who are her parents? Your father and I could have a word and see if we can get her off of your backs.”

Harley: “I don’t know. She’s a recent transfer to the school from a town called Twin Brook, so no one knows who her parents are. I think you guys talking to her parents might make things worse…”


harley: guys before i dig into this giant pile of pancakes i have some good news to share!!

harley: i’ve got us a gig booked at the rogue orchestra!!

mika: are you serious? how is that good news? we have nothing!

harley: don’t you worry it’s two months from now!! i’m sure we can come up with… something?

ulysses: i’ll drink to that

rosetylerx10doctor  asked:

How would Joker feep of CP was more of a momma's girl? Like she didn't pay attention to him only to Harley?

I don’t think Joker would blame her for being a momma’s girl. Joker can definitely understand the appeal of loving Harley and always wanting to be with her. He’d really want to encourage his girls to get along of course, makes his life easier and happy and makes their empire stronger. If she never paid attention to him though that wouldn’t fly with either Joker or Harley. Likewise Harley is obsessed with Joker and would be giving him attention so she’d never be able to understand why her daughter didn’t want. There would be a complete disconnect between the two of them as a result of that. Joker also doesn’t have much patience when he wants something, so he’d always be striving to her her attention for himself and give her attention whether she wanted it or not. 

It’s been over a year and still everytime SS Joker appears on screen I’m like hey angel face!! My son!! Baby Daddy!!! Precious cinnamon asshole roll who definitely can kill you that I love and protect!! How can I love you so much??? Why are you so pure yet so evil?? Why does it make me so happy to see you happy?? I know you’re the worst but I ride or die for your love story with Harley!!! I don’t excuse your behavior but damn you fascinate me so much!!! Baby puppy angel shark wolf boy!!