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Witch Tip: How to foresight your next relationship

If you’re single, you probably wonder every so often when your next relationship will happen and how it will go. Asking your deck about your potential next potential significant other can prevent bad surprise and/or heartbreak. With the help of astrology, you can even guess the time range !


First and foremost, you need to be open-minded in your reading and analysis. Don’t do it with *that* specific person in mind, it will rig the whole process, because you might never get back/with that person, and the reading assumes you can.

I believe Time is like a probability tree: depending on your choices, you will get on a different timeline. But it doesn’t mean the timelines can’t reconnect at some point. Your choices aren’t always significant in the big picture and you can’t always escape a situation. Your journey can unfold in a million different ways, but at the end, you’ll reach the same destination.

I highly advise you to record the whole process in a file, it could be helpful later.

Now, here is an example of the reading you can do:

Concerning the time, you can ask your deck if you’re good with time guessing, but my favorite way is to check the sky.

Go to your favorite astrological website, and check your transits + natal chart for today. Where are Venus, Mars and Pluto ? Are they aspecting some of your personal planets ? Is there planets in your 5th, 7th house and 8th house ? (spoilers: if Saturn is transiting your 8th house, it’s gonna be pretty dry for a while)

Now, estimate what next aspects/placements would be meaningful and move forward the chart clock to estimate the right time. These clues includes:

  • Venus Return (when the transit Venus conjunct your natal Venus)
  • Venus, Mars, Pluto transiting your 5th, 7th, 8th house
  • Transit Venus aspecting your natal Moon
  • Aspects between the natal Venus/Mars and your natal Venus/Mars
  • Sun transiting your Moon and Venus sign
  • (don’t mind much the transit moon, it aspects your whole chart every month)

You need to have several clues to truly estimate a period, ex: Venus Return + Transit Moon trine Natal Venus.

Now that you have found a time range, you’ll use the transit of the moon or the sun to get the right day. The trigger can be a new moon, a full moon or the sun/moon aspecting your major clue element.


Note: I avoided a major heartbreak that way. I foresighted it 6 months before. Since I was distant with the guy I met on purpose, on the day I guessed, he got with another girl and dumped her a month later when his ex came back to him. When I learnt it, I was like “OMG it could have been me, OMG I almost got in so much deep shit”.

* I don’t recommend doing foresights if you’re already in a relationship, it could fuck it up

Historical Story Prompts
  • Saw you needed help getting out of your carriage
  • You accidentally flung your dancing shoe across the ballroom and hit me in the back…or was it an accident?
  • Let me help you get your bonnet unstuck out of that tree
  • Scandalous ankles and/or unbound hair
  • You were signaling someone else with your fan to meet in the gardens and I thought you were looking at me…well this is awkward
  • Don’t mind me dumping water on you milord but your wig had caught fire, I think you got too close to the candles
  • really why does this party need 5-hour candles, can I hang out with you all my friends are already drunk and there are four more hours left
  • You caught me without gloves! I’m practically naked!
  • Sorry wrong sedan chair
more tobes n jim things (part two)

part one 

  • learning morse code with flashlights to communicate between houses when the walkie talkie batteries die
  • the most obscure bets ever
    -“hey betcha i can touch that sign”
    “you’re on”
    whispers “for the glory-”
    “cHEATING”
  • matching halloween costumes
  • an entire weekend when jims mum had to go for a trip when he was about eleven, he and tobes had a full gaming plan, with literally playing games all day and into the middle of the night for three days straight
  • secret handshakes
  • they ALMOST carved their initials into a tree, until they realized that it might get them caught and just scratched in ‘TJ’ and booked it back 
  •  “you are a literal tree you know”
    “thanks”
  • going every other saturday to each other’s house to binge on the newest comics/cartoons
  • “wow. my cat really likes you. like- it’s stuck to your leg isn’t it”
    “yes”
  • discovering avatar the last airbender
    -they can totally do katara and aangs dance don’t lie
    -secret password for several weeks: “cACTUS JUICE!! ITLL QUENCH YA!”
  • nose boops
  • once they took a shopping cart to a hilltop and rode it down
    -each had a broken limb for a few months 
  • movie marathons with each other
  • star trek vs star wars
  • they each made little necklaces (in a boy scouts thing or something like that) with their initials on them on a blocky piece, in which they traded them to ‘seal their friendship’
    and still have them to this day
  • tobes inheriting the giant playhouse and ultimately both making it into an action figures playhouse
  • jim teaching tobes how to make really easy cookies like snickerdoodles
  • “die potato” slices potato
    -“jim what the heck”
  • “jim why’re you making pudding at four am”
    -“because i’ve lost control of my life tobes”
  • jim: gets a cut on his hand “ouch-!”
    -tobes: “i got this” puts jims hand on his head “flower gleam and glow let your power shine” 
  •  whoever falls asleep at their sleepovers first falls victim to hair braids
    -usually they end up the next day with wavy kinky hair and one or two still stuck in there
    -tobes has only lost this twice 
  • really clever swear coverups
    -“sON OF A-”
    “BISCUIT" 
  • jim may be a great real life chef but virtual is where he flops
    -tobes finds this ridiculously hilarious 
  • they literally have so much blackmail on each other it’s not even funny
    -"tobes i swear-!”
    christmas party. 2006.”
    “….goodpointletsmoveon." 
  • the sweet balance of red slushie blue slushie 
  • they can probably swindle themselves into a club if they really tried
southern gothic.

You hear faint music in the distance at night. You can never make out what’s playing or where it’s coming from exactly, but sometimes you sit on your porch and strain to hear it over the cicadas and tree frogs. On some nights, you have to resist the urge to get up and follow it into the trees.

Your neighbors smile and wave to you when they see you. Their teeth are yellowed and crooked and their eyes are glossy. You don’t like their smiles. You don’t like them. You don’t even know them. You smile and wave back.

The diner down the street never gets much business, but you decide to go anyway. The waitresses stare at you when you walk in. They serve you sweet tea. It tastes of copper and lemon. You don’t look into the glass when you take a sip; nobody ever looks into the glass when they take a sip. You don’t go back to the diner.

There are signs that you see on the side of the dirt roads as you drive that read things like “HELL IS REAL!” and “REPENT!” One sign has a number on it that promises that if you call, the person on the other line can tell you where you’ll go when you die. You don’t call the number.

You hear screaming in the woods at 3:00 AM. You tell yourself it’s the owl, but you find yourself keeping a shotgun by your bed anyway.

There’s a graveyard by the old church. When you drive by, you swear that time slows to a crawl. You hear somebody calling your name. You’re too afraid to call back. You keep driving.

The neighbors’ kid disappeared last week. You saw them putting a wooden cross in their backyard. You don’t ask questions. Nobody asks questions. This is the third wooden cross they’ve put in their backyard.

The dogs are howling again. It’s louder than it was last night. It sounds like it’s coming from your living room. You hear scratching on the hardwood. You get up and lock the bedroom door.

If an actor or an actress doesn’t want to sign on for more episodes of a show, that’s a completely understandable choice. But as a writer, if they are your stars, you don’t f’in kill them off. You don’t rob fans of the possibility of a happy ending somewhere. You can’t expect to take that person away and expect everyone to continue welcoming the show with open arms. Instead, you give them the final season they’d always deserved. That would’ve made Nashville wonderful, but no – apparently that’s too much.

One Tree Hill was often a shit show, but at least when Chad Michael Murray wanted out, the series found a way to give Lucas and Peyton their happy ending. 

It’d be like Prison Break killing off Michael Scofield mid season and then saying lol, continue watching – we plan to go on for seasons to come. No.

You don’t do that shit. You don’t kill of the main character mid season after fans fought to get your cancelled show back on air. I’ve never felt so cheated and disrespected as a fan. I would’ve rather Rayna Jaymes decided it’s time to move away from Nashville and retire in Wisconsin. Or go off to LA for the music scene. NY. Anything would’ve been better than murdering her.

As far as I’m concerned, Nashville ended two weeks ago and she’s alive and well.

6

You hung the last ornament on the tree and stepped back, admiring your hard work. Normally the Winchesters don’t celebrate Christmas with everyone, but this year you insisted on throwing a holiday party.

“It’s not too late to cancel, you know.” Dean muttered, throwing his arm across your shoulders.

“We’re not canceling.” You insisted. “This will be a nice break.”

“Half the people coming want us dead.” Sam reminded you.

“Exactly. It’ll be a nice break from killing each other.” You shrugged, smiling as you heard the doorbell ring. “I’ll get it.”

You practically leaped out of the family room and dashed over to the door, eager to greet your first guest.

“Merry Christmas!” Charlie screeched, flinging her arms around you in a bone crushing hug.

“Merry Christmas!” You hugged her back, stepping farther into the bunker and inviting her in.

“I’ve been trying to get Sam and Dean to do this for years.” She told you. “How did you do it?”

“I just told them we were having a Christmas party.” You laughed lightly. “There was no choice.”

“That is not very Team Free Will.” Cas popped in with a Christmas sweater, putting air quotes around ‘Team Free Will.’

“Cas!” You grinned, hugging him. “You’re here.”

“Of course I am here. I love Christmas.” Cas told you.

“Me too, Kitten.” Crowley appeared, sending Sam and Dean into a frenzy.

“No, this is where I draw the line.” Dean stood up, walking over to you. “No Crowley and No Rowena.”

“The only reason I’m here is because Fergus threatened me.” Rowena spat, looking over at her son.

“As you can see she’s very loving around the holidays.” Crowley muttered sarcastically.

“Y/N,” You felt a cool hand lightly brush up against your shoulder. “You’re looking lovely tonight.”

“You invited Lucifer?” Sam blurted out. “Satan. You invited Satan to our family Christmas party.”

“I told you I invited everyone.” You crossed your arms. “And everyone is going to get along today.”

“What a peculiar thing you are.” Lucifer looked down at you with admiration.

“Hey,” Dean stepped in between the two of you. “No flirting with her.”

“You’re too old for her.” Crowley snapped.

“So are you.” Lucifer fired back.

“I’m old enough to make it interesting.” Crowley winked at you.

Lucifer wrapped his arm wound your waist, pulling you in and pressing a kiss to your head. “Y/N loves me more.”

“Why don’t we watch a movie?” Charlie suggested.

“Movies are good.” Sam nodded.

“As long as I don’t have to talk to anyone.” Rowena sighed.

“I’ll go get Frozen.” You told everyone, slowly peeling yourself away from Lucifer. As soon as you got out of his grip, he pulled you back and picked you up bridal style, carrying you over to the couch. With the snap of his fingers, Frozen was playing on the TV and soon everyone rushed over to get a good spot on the couch.

“Move, Lucifer, I’m sitting next to Y/N.” Crowley squeezed in between the two of you.

Dean let out a long sigh and pulled you off of the couch and onto his lap. “You’re sitting here.”

You grinned, snuggling farther into Dean’s chest. “Fine by me.”

For the rest of the movie, Crowley and Lucifer fought over who gets to take you out to dinner while Rowena shot daggers at them. Sam and Charlie disappeared halfway through Frozen, talking about Lord of the Rings while you sat on Dean’s lap content with your life.

Benny & Kittens

This was requested by @piertotumlocomotor22! This is my first Benny ANYTHING. So hey please let me know how well, or how terrible I did!!

Word Count: 510

Warnings: Fluff

(gif is not mine)

It wasn’t like you to ask Benny to suddenly pull over.  You were pretty quiet while in Benny’s truck.  It wasn’t because you didn’t like riding along in Benny’s truck, it was because you would often look out of the window.  This time when you were looking out of the window you saw a small orange kitten sitting near a tree on the side of the road.

“Am I gonna have to play twenty questions to get an answer [Y/N],” Benny asked, pulling over to the side of the road.  “We’re almost back to the bunker.  If you had to use a bathroom, all you had to do was ask.”

“I don’t have to use the bathroom Benny,” you mumbled, fumbling with your seat belt.  You hurried out of the passenger seat, leaving your door wide open. 

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Normal Horoscope

Aries: The faces in your old yearbooks shift and change all the time, there no reason you would notice or care.

Taurus: Today while idly playing video games you made a friend. They were too shy to talk to you.

Gemini: Rekindle a love for the greatsword.

Cancer: Chapstick is not food, put that down, you’ll get sick.

Leo: Take her by the waist and dance into the night. You will forget.

Virgo: The vines twist and climb the walls of your house. When you are long long gone they will still be here, a great green headstone to what once was.

Libra: The time for kindness is gone. Unearth the hatchet and get to sharpening.

Scorpio: Don’t cry. It wont grow back. Eventually, you’ll learn this is what you wanted. 

Sagittarius: The stars say you’re lying to yourself. They couldn’t clarify about what though. I have a hunch that you know.

Capricorn: You cannot wish the leaves back on the trees. It is autumn, allow all things to be beautiful as they are.

Aquarius: To mistake suffering for debt is folly. The world owes you nothing, so go spray cheez-wiz directly into your mouth you beautiful disaster you.

Pisces: Cradle your kind thoughts like fireflies in your hands, keep them with you. It will keep you warm.

Plant Spirit Series: Rose Bushes

Originally posted by too-cool-to-know-ya

We’ve talked about Trees, now let’s talk about Roses.

Long the symbol of love, passion, romance, friendship, purity, and forgiveness, the Rose bush is well known to the witch community.

However the spirits that reside in them may not be as well known. 

This plant in particular is a good in between for trees and flowers, as the base of the rose bush is similar to the bark of a tree, however I don’t recommend sitting against a rose bush unless you really want to pull thorns out of your ass and back.

To get to know a rose bush spirit, talk to them, give them water, compliment them, give them rose food, make the bed their planted in pretty, try drawing them, bring a mirror outside to show them themselves. Talk about your day, protect them from feet and unwelcomed hands clawing at them, nurture them from bugs and drought, run your poetry or song ideas by them.

Ask if you can collect their flowers on occasion so they can remind you of them even if you can’t go outside to see them. write sigils for protection and growth down on rocks and put them in the rose bed. 

There are so many things you can do to bond with rose bushes its insane.

Try to feel their pulse through the base or their branches, BE FUCKING CAREFUL OF THE THORNS BRO

OKAY SO, how does that actually work?

I guess when they are “inside” their gem into hibernation mode, they can pick the way they will permantently look after the regeneration, that’s awesome. That also means Pearl was choosing her outfit for two weeks… i wouldn’t be surprised if that’s true, it’s totally a thing Pearl would do.

OH YOU HAVE NO IDEA

While you were gone your kid almost got killed by your phychopathic hologram like three times, you didn’t miss much, Pearl.

Oh, i wonder how she is gonna react to her tree getting chopped off?

Yep, don’t think we’ll be seeing Holo Pearl anytime soon.

YOU ADORABLE POTATO

HE’S SO HAPPY HIS NERDY MOM IS BACK :’D

3

#notmygifs

They were both looking around frantically, calling out your name. The others, weren’t as worried. You always seemed to get lost, distracted by something or another, but you always made your way back. The brothers didn’t have the same patients. “I’ll go looking for her!” Fili offered. “Perhaps if I climb the tree, I could get a better view!” Kili began. “You will definitely end up hurting yourself.” You chuckled, walking into view. The two ran to you, colliding with you and bringing you to the ground. “We thought we lost you!” Kili cried, hugging you tightly. You laughed, winded and hugged them back. “Don’t worry, I’ll always be around. You can’t rid of me that easily!” Fili sat up and looked serious. “We never want to be rid of you.” Kili nodded, still holding on to you for dear life. “I love you guys too.” You smiled. 

You’ll let him leave because you think he’ll come back. you don’t try to stop him because you think that’s what he wants. but it’s been a week and he hasn’t shown up at your door yet and you are beginning to question whether or not he will. you can’t remember how long it usually takes for him to return to you and your hands shake every time you think about it.

this hurts and I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but he won’t drive to your house at 2 a.m and knock on your window and kiss you like he always should have. he won’t sneak out of his bedroom to meet you under streetlights and you won’t get to hold him again.

he’s gone.
you think that this is just like the other times but it isn’t. he won’t come back.

he won’t come back.

—  I want things to get better and they can’t if I’m still waiting for you– Lily Rain
Gently- Daryl Dixon (Pre-apocalipse)

Anon:

I love your work. I was wondering if you’d do a daryl x reader pre apocalypse. So basically they are best friends, reader walks in on Daryl getting hit with a belt.. gets him out and gets hurt but daryl don’t know until they’re alone

(I changed the request slightly so it wasn’t do triggering to readers)

Tagging: @outlast-fnaf-bio-stuck @grindonmegrimes

Warnings: Mentions of Abuse!

19 year old Daryl sat on the porch of his home, back was stinging from lashes and eyes burning from tears. Young Mr Dixon sobbed into his knees as he sat outside in the cold.

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“Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.”
 -Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

“Wow, am I so ready for this change!” -Princess Anna, Frozen

“Do [I] have a plan? I don’t even have a pla.” -Phoebe Buffay, Friends

“My heart wants to beat like the wings of birds that rise from the lake to the trees.” -Maria von Trapp, The Sound of Music

“I’d rather choose to fall in love and be hurt.” -Usagi Tsukino, Sailor Moon

“I guess I’m just irresistible.” -Mable Pines, Gravity Falls

“If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.” -Marty McFly, Back to the Future

“Everyone has to be treated like they’re worth giving a chance.” -Aang, Avatar: The Last Airbender

“It is mine to give to whom I will, like my heart.” -Arwen, The Lord of the Rings

“I’m running away from my responsibilities, and it feels good.” -Michael Scott, The Office

Fictional ENFPs + quotes 

2

“Peter’s going to forget to water Groot, I just know it.”

You roll your eyes at your friend. “No, he won’t.”

There’s silence for a couple of minutes as the two of you continue to trudge through the snow before Rocket speaks again: “Where are we going?”

You sigh, beginning to get annoyed with your fellow guardian. “I don’t know, but we can’t sit out here and freeze.”

All of a sudden, you’re thrown into a tree by some unknown force, and you look up to see a girl with short, dark hair, a blonde man, and a man with dark skin.

Rocket pulls out his gun and steps in front of you as you scramble back to your feet. “Back away, humans!”

The dark skinned man’s eyes widen and he leans slightly over to the blonde man, whispering, “Did that raccoon just talk?”

Rocket growls, and you step in front of him before he does anything stupid. You’re on a foreign planet, and you really don’t want to get the both of you killed. “Hi, sorry, but who are you and why did you attack us?”

The three share a look before the girl speaks up: “What are you doing in this area?”

You don’t say anything in response. Your two groups just stare at each other, refusing to back down as they wait for someone to speak.

You sigh. “Look, seeing as we’re all too stubborn to talk, let’s not let this argument go on for hours. My name is (y/n), and this is Rocket.” Rocket sneers at them, but you ignore him. “Who are you?”

The three share another look before the girl speaks again: “I’m Skye, and this is Lincoln and Mack.”

“Okay, nice to meet you guys,” you say, smiling briefly. “Next question: Can you help us?”

“With what?”

“Our ship crashed not far from here,” you say, cutting off Rocket from saying something rude. “We need a couple parts to fix it, if you wouldn’t mind.”

“What kind of shape are we talking about?” Mack asks.

You grin.
___________________________________________________

“Done!” Fitz yells, crawling out from under the ship with his wrench. “She’s all fixed up.”

“Thank you, Fitz.” You smile. “We couldn’t have done it without you.” He blushes.

You and Rocket have been on earth for a week now, and, finally, you can leave and join the rest of the guardians. Now, the both of you stand at the entrance to the ship, looking at the SHIELD team that helped you.

“Thank you all so much,” you say. “If you ever need anything,” you hold up your cell phone, “just call. I put my number in your phones.”

They nod, and you nod back, bowing slightly before walking onto the ship. Rocket gives Skye one last “call me” sign (which she rolls her eyes at) before following you back on the ship to go home.