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I don’t care who you are or what you are doing. I don’t care if you like anime or hate it. You NEED to watch this. RIGHT NOW. 

FUCKING DOMINOS

Oh my god they track your pizza and tell you what they’re doing and then you can change the fucking thEME TO MAKE IT THIS

AND IT SAYS SHIT LIKE “I AM BAKING YOUR ORDER WITH THE FIRE OF MY PASSION. WITH THE FIRE…OF MY HEART” IN THIS REALLY ROMANCE NOVEL MAN’S VOICE

WHAT


EDIT: “THERE IS ONLY ONE THING THAT COMPARES TO THE BEAUTY OF THIS ORDER…YOU.”

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Apparently Domino’s Pizza opened a chain in Nigeria and they decided to shoot a video of the grand opening. The entire staff starts doing the azonto and etighi to "DOHMINOZ PISSA". This is one of the funniest things I’ve every seen. 

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Hatsune Miku App feat. Domino’s Pizza
The world’s most famous digital singer Hatsune Miku is now the world’s most famous pizza chef!

(A parody of the craziest video in the world, Domino’s Hatsune Miku App - http://youtu.be/gW2D_Votd2Y)

By Frank Howley, Robert K. Smith, & Matthew Bruce
Featuring Rocco Botte and Hatsune Miku

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"One Piece" Of Pizza Please

I’m often jealous of Japanese versions of American Fast Food franchises for reasons like this. Domino’s Pizza Japan has collaborated with One Piece, yet again, to offer a new special menu item.

Roughly, an additional $5.66 to your order will gain you one figure of Monkey D. Luffy, Roronoa Zoro or Nami, a special One Piece pizza box, and some french fries. This will be going on until September 2, and if you order online three times, you get this neat collection stage for the figures.

[Crunchyroll]

WE’RE ORDERING DOMINO’S AND YOU CAN CHANGE THE THEME ON THE PIZZA TRACKER

AND THIS ONE TALKS DIRTY TO YOU IN A SPANISH (?) ACCENT

"Your pizza is being baked in the fires of passion…. the fires…. of my heart.”

"When your pizza is done, it will fulfill your desire and satisfy you completely."

"Your order is ready, mi amor. Please don’t let it wait long, for every moment without you…. is an eternity.”