Making Tony Stark Eat: A guide by Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes
Steve: Come on, please. eating is so important. do it for me. look, I’ll even make you a sandwich and bring it down to your workshop, and you have to promise you’ll eat it.
Tony: Fine, okay, whatever Steve.
Bucky: *throwing metal arm @ Tony* EAT SOME GOD DAMN FOOD YOU FREAK
Tony: FUCK THE SHUT UP CLUCKY
Bucky: I WILL. SHOVE. THE WHOLE PLATE DOWN UR FUCKIN. THROAT. DON’T THINK I WON’T.
Tony: PHYSICALLY FIGHT MY WHOLE FACE
Bucky: *launching breadsticks across room like projectiles* I. CARE. ABOUT. YOUR. FUCKING. WELLBEING. EAT OR I WILL SHOOT YOU
Bucky: *also screaming*