dolphinstalinist

dolphinstalinist replied to your post: someone please explain to me how affection is supposed to work

kissin n touchin n stuff

monetizeyourcat reblogged your post: someone please explain to me how affection is supposed to work

well first you get your friendship gland engorged with vigorous preening and then nature sort of takes care of the rest

lunashadow replied to your post: someone please explain to me how affection is supposed to work

i think one person says something sentimental and then the other person says something sentimental. also sometimes affectionate touching. i dont know something along those lines. its not like i know.

dingraha replied to your post: someone please explain to me how affection is supposed to work

You wake up and someone elses face is really close to your face (but you knew this so it is not startling) and you can smell their skin and hair and you want to give them a big kiss and also your heart is exploding and you are dying and it doesnt stop.

mouthykatsuragi reblogged your post: someone please explain to me how affection is supposed to work

vomit on each other

explodeyfaces replied to your post: someone please explain to me how affection is supposed to work

stick your hand into a large vat of finely crushed valentines sugar hearts. place the crushed hearts directly onto the face of the one who will receive the affection. Rub it around and await your official affection badge from the board of moderators.

thank