Puddle of Nope
Context: The DM is running The World’s Largest Dungeon setting. The party has come to an area flooded by murky water. Stalled by the heavier armored players, it gives me a chance to flex my nature spells.
Cleric(Me): I cast Speak with Animal and summon a celestial porpoise. A pink one, preferably. I tell it to use its echo location to look around.
DM: Alright, you summon it. After a little bit it comes back.
Me: What did you see?
DM, in his best dolphin voice: Hands!
Me, in-between laughing: Nope. Nope. Nope.