thevampiregirl4321  asked:

Could I maybe get. A happy birthday from lestat its my 19th birthday today 😊

♛Bon anniversaire, ma petite! I would send you a doll, but some girls outgrow them at a certain age, apparently. Myself, I’m over 200 years old and I love dolls. There’s no accounting for taste in some people.

The Grapevine Mills Mall has a pokedoll kiosk in front of the Chocolate Factory. Very cute Pokemon dolls, but the little buggers are expensive! That eevee cost about $14. If you prove that you play Pokemon Go you get a 10% discount (but that only knocks a few cents off). Luckily I had the app (everyone at work is Team Yellow and they forced me to join them).

PSA – “Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse” exists, and is unintentionally *hilarious*

In 2012, Mattel made a series of animated shorts about Barbie’s life.

In 2016, I saw it pop up on Netflix… saw it was rated two stars… and just had to see what it was like.

I was not disappointed.

It’s full of bizarre…

…terrifying…

…inhuman faces.

It’s loaded with inexplicable moments, like-

-good ol’ Ken, with a pint of sherbet, inside a ventilation duct, getting kicked in the head…

…this weird woman getting tangled in wires while suspended over a pit of gigantic shoes…

…and, of course, what Barbie show would be complete without THIS classic scenario?

…welp.

So, yeah – look it up on Netflix/YouTube, if you enjoy guys prancing in front of a million cardboard cutouts of themselves, or-

-dancing while making this face.

This glorious, glorious face.

You’re welcome, internet.