doitsu pasta

  • Italy, hanging from Germany's ceiling: remember the pasta doitsu
  • Germany, swatting him with a broom: how did you get into my house
Summary of Main 8 Hetalia Characters:
  • Italy: PASTA DOITSU PASTA!~
  • Germany: WELCOME TO THE BATTLEFIELD MOTHERFU#KERS!
  • Japan: *judges every aspect of your personality*
  • America: I'M THE HERO!! *insane laughing*
  • England: I'm a gentleman, yet my cooking is toxic.....
  • France: HONHONHON, CHILDREN GET IN MY VAN FOR THE BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE!!!!
  • CHINA: Stop being immature... *five minutes later*
  • ARU PANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Russia: I DIDN'T KILL THAT PERSON...
  • WITH THIS PIPE.....
  • *jumps out window*
Hetalia Fanfics
  • Italy: VE VE VE VE VE VE VE PASTA DOITSU
  • Germany: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN Italy fuck me
  • Prussia: AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME KESESESE
  • Japan: rooks rike Itary is raughing and singing again rike the sirry boy he is
  • Hong Kong: ...
  • South Korea: BOOBS DA-ZE
  • America: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJSJAHS HERO
  • Canada: EH MAPLE SYRUP SORRY NOTICE ME
  • England: IDIOT IDIOT SHUT UP AMERICA BLOODY WANKER EAT MY SCONES IDIOT FUCK OFF FRANCE
  • France: VEUX ME BAISER HONHONHONHONHON
  • China: I CAN'T ARU UNDERSTAND ARU YOUR ACCENT ARU
  • Russia: BECOME ONE WITH MOTHER RUSSIA OR I'LL WRECK YOUR FUCKING SHIT DA
  • Lithuania: AH
  • Estonia: IT'S
  • Latvia: RUSSIA
  • Poland: I, LIKE, REALLY, LIKE, LOVE, LIKE, DRESSES
  • Ukraine: BOOBS
  • Belarus: MARRY ME MARRY ME MARRY ME MARRY ME MARRY ME
  • Spain: LOVI HAVE SOME TOMATOES TOMATOES TOMATOES
  • Romano: PISS OFF SPAIN FUCKING BITCH BASTARD SHIT COCK
  • Belgium: WAFFLES
  • Netherlands: TULIPS TULIPS TULIPS KA-CHING KA-CHING
  • Denmark: KING KING KING KING OF SCANDINAVIA LEGOS
  • Norway: big brother big brother big brother big brother
  • Iceland: NOT GONNA SAY IT LICORICE IS MAI WAIFU
  • Sweden: h'll' T'n'o m' w'f' pl's' m'rr' m'
  • Finland: GO AWAY SVE
  • Sealand: I'M A COUNTRY COUNTRY COUNTRY COUNTRY
  • Austria: PIANO
  • Hungary: YAOI YAOI YAOI NOTICE ME AUSTRIA-SENPAI
  • Greece: meow
  • Turkey: GREECE YOU BASTARD
  • Switzerland: ME MONEY
  • Liechtenstein: BIG BROTHERRRRRR
  • Australia: G'DAY MATE CHECK OUT MAH KOALA
  • Cuba: DIE AMERICA oh sorry Canada
  • Grandpa Rome: GIRLS AND MAH LITTLE ITALEH

pandoraheartsz  asked:

hey zura do you bhave any hetalia kins :)

im so glad u asked!!!! i hav um !! vivid memories of being italy !!!!! shine bright likeba doitsu .…make pasta not war .. !! =u=! what abt u jo!

Hetalia According to the Fandom
  • North Italy: Pasta pasta doitsu yay !
  • Germany: Gayness embodied and a totally heartless bastard
  • Japan: No emotions, they're too difficult for me to master. Otaku away!
  • Prussia: AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME 5 METRES KESESESE
  • South Italy: Fuck you, fuck this, fuck that, fuck everything, Rome hates me, Fuck you tomato-bastard
  • Spain: Lol, little boys
  • America: Obnoxious stupid HERO!! USA! USA!
  • England: Can't spell 'uke' without pissy asshole UK!
  • France: Ohonhonhon! I have no self control!
  • Russia: Yay! Slaughtering everyone! Yay! Torturing Baltics!
  • China: ARU ARU ARU PANDA ARU!!