doitsu is all

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND EVERYONE

JUNE 1ST IS DOITSU DAY (so now in my timezone)

YOU MUST ANSWER ANY QUESTION SOMEONE ASKS YOU WITH “DOITSU”

IF THEY ASK WHAT A DOITSU IS, SAY WE ALL MUST SHINE BRIGHT LIKE DOITSU

DOITSU

Ily if you know...

“Kesesese”
“Ohonhonhon”
“Fusososo”
“Kolkolkolkol”
“Pastaaaaa”
“Vodkaaaaa”
“Doitsu”
“Frog!”
“Iggybrows”
“Nahahaha”
“Aru”
“All my answers will be no”
“Tomato bastardo”
“Vital region”
“Flying mint bunny”
“Mr Puffin”
“Sealand”
“Liechtenstein”
“Who?”

IF YOU DON’T KNOW THEM, WATCH HETALIA.

louisthesixteenth  asked:

I hate Hetalia. It has literally ruined my life? My friends? Sacrificed to Doitsu. My money? Spent on all of this stupid fucking merchandise that ended up being all bootleg in the end anyway. My mom threw me out of the house after I drew gay countries on her favorite coffee table. I’m about to sell my liver for a ticket to Hetalia Land at this very moment. Please. Please turn and walk away before it’s too late….

please fuckin die

anonymous asked:

hetalia (for the fandom thing)

  • The character I love

Too many on the list but my top three faves are Tino, Feli and Francis! :D

  • The character I hate

I was a lil bit annoyed with Alfred at first but I gradually warmed up to him.

  • The character I would call if I was in trouble

DOITSU DOITSU

  • The character who I’m in trouble with

???

  • The character I would trust to plan my birthday party

DOITSU DOITSU, BEERS ALL AROUND

  • The character I would share fries with

definitely Alfred xDD

  • The character who would be my best friend

Matthew, I feel related to him a lot.

  • The character I would hang out with on a rainy day

Roderich :D

Thank you for the ask, dear anon!

heyo send me a fandom :P

anonymous asked:

We are Doitsuists, we follow and praise you, oh mighty Doitsu. Accept our humble offerings of wurst, beer and Italy. We shall forever praise the lord king Doitsu. All hail Doitsu.

what the fukc

Note to Fanfiction writers: Italy doesn’t actually say Doitsu. Doitsu is the japanized version of Deutschland, and because “land” is hard as heck to pronounce with the set of japanese sounds they have to work with, “Doitsu” is the shortened version and is probably the closest thing to the actual sound of the deutschland out of all the names in different languages for germany i’ve seen. So Japan can say “doitsu-san” all day but it makes no sense for italy please research things please please please