doing this while being on the phone

Chapter 23- My demons

Here’s where the song fits absolutely 110% perfect, plus its just a fucking great song!! 

Link is here: My Demons 

Trigger warnings:  torture mention, language and some smut 

Joker

It’d been two fucking hours and still her hand would start shaking in a cold sweat occasionally before she’d put herself in a state of meditation to get her breathing and heart rate under control. I never thought I’d live to see the day Chaos could be broken so fucking badly. She was trying, trying with every ounce of her fucking being to get past it. The least I could fucking do was lay on the ground in my own fucking pity party while she tried. All I wanted was to rip her clothes off and fuck it outta her, somehow I think I’d wind up dead by the end of it…  Those green orbs of hers dug holes into whatever remnants of a soul I had the entire time, like she was trying to work something out. I played on my phone, made a few calls, which after a while I realised weren’t helping her situation so told Frost I was out for the rest of night.

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anonymous asked:

“Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.” with Quintis pleassssseeee <3

Hi there! Thanks for the request! Sorry this ended up so angsty. But I hope you enjoy it!

Prompt: Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.

The room was full of the buzzing and whirring of machines, sounds Toby didn’t recognize. If Happy were here, she’d be able to place the origins of the noises in seconds. She’d do it nonchalantly, like being a Shazam for random mechanical sounds was perfectly normal.

But Happy wasn’t here, and, while Toby could diagnose an infection through a grainy black-and-white photograph, he had no idea what any of these sounds meant. And so he stumbled through the room clumsily, looking for something that resembled Happy’s description.

“Could it be a tiny black box?” he asked.

“How tiny?” Happy asked back through the comms.

“About the size of cell phone.”

“Does it have two buttons on it?”

“Yep.”

“Then that’s it. Okay, press the red button and then get out of there.”

“Well, as I’m sure you can attest, I’m a master button-pusher.” Happy scoffed at his joke. “But neither of these buttons are red.”

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concept: Marinette’s class have a Ladybug-and-Chat-Noir-themed trivia night

  • Alya was forced to sit out bc her Ladyblog was the source of info for most of the questions and answers
  • Nathanael knew the minutae of both superheroe’s costumes to a scarily detailed level, having spent hours looking up reference pictures for both of them (#artist lyf)

  • Sabrina got caught out looking up answers for Chloe on her phone, the irony here being that for once in her life Chloe didn’t actually need to cheat and was doing perfectly fine on her own 

  • Marinette thinks she’s got the prize in the bag but is constantly thwarted by how many weird things about her the public have managed to get wrong (Question twenty-three: What’s Ladybug’s favourite colour? (It is apparently light blue, though Marinette is pretty sure she’s never talked about favourite colours while in Ladybug mode, like, ever, and her personal favourite colour is PINK. Where the hell did these people get their ‘’’‘information’’’’ from?!)). 

  • There’s an entire section on her and Chat Noir together as a team and Mari about has an aneurysm when she realises that everyone else in the whole world just assumes she and Chat are an item to the point that everyone thinks she’s crazy when she splutters that THEY ARE CLEARLY NOT DATING, WHERE ARE YOU GETTING YOUR SOURCES FROM 

  • To everyone’s surprise, the final race for the prize turned out to be Chloe and Adrien

  • Adrien wins, bc of course he does, he is Ladybug’s #1 fan, he’ll fight everyone

  • Also unlike Mari, he’s a massive nerd, he likes to keep up with what the public thinks about him so he spends hours trawling the internet looking at what hilarious misconceptions people have about Chat Noir

  • Marinette spends a lot of time afterwards seriously contemplating whether she should out herself to Alya just so she could correct some of these ludicrous misconceptions about her. ‘Dating Chat Noir’, as if
Dating Shawn Mendes:

A/N: Thank you for the responses to Comfortable! This will be a part one, there will be plenty more

- Constant Harry Potter references
- 2 AM conversations while listening to John Mayer
- Sneaking out of your hotel room to sleep with Shawn
- He’d give the best fucking cuddles
- Being close to his family
- Singing to you over face time
- Having deep talks over the phone when he’s away
- Making Canada jokes to irritate him, but knowing he wants to laugh
- He’d get you something small from every country he’d visit
- Shawn getting sooo red when you’re brought up in interviews
- Workout buddies
- Making out in hallways of the venue
- Daddy kink, do not fight me on this
- Sex in his jeep
- Sex in hotel rooms 
- Sex right after he gets off stage
- Rough Shawn
- Him being vocal in bed
- Him finding it more enjoyable to please you

hi, my name is christian and i am a trans person with aspergers struggling to put myself through school: due to financial aid issues outside of my control i wont be getting a major grant from my school until halfway through the semester. this is a huge blow to me financially as it would have been the only reliable source of income i have while being a full time community college student. i even have a job on campus but i wont see any income from that either until mid-march.

luckily, i have the ability to make some Good money here and there in the meantime with some performance opportunities ive been given, but i do not have the money to travel to la and back for auditions and rehearsals, or pay for my cell phone to stay in contact. i will be selling some clothes of mine to hopefully help out with this but it wont be enough. if anyone wishes to, they can donate to me in the following ways:

paypal.me/christianoyen

venmo: @christianoyen

square: $christianoyen

thank you so much in advance and feel free to ask any further questions as long as they arent rude lol

PINING VIKTOR

-doing so much intense research about yuuri
-complaining about why there isn’t more yuuri merchandise
-sewing the costume that yuuri wore to the first GPF in dog version and putting it on makkachin
-when he’s being super dramatic and piney he writes sad tweets about a lost lover and everyone freaks out about it
-looking through the photos of yuuri on his phone
-planning little trips for him and yuuri when he met him
-trying to plan their perfect meeting and crying because none of the scenarios are perfect for them
-just looking at pictures of yuuri while he’s next to makkachin and blushing like an idiot because he’s so adorable
-looking through clothes and wondering if yuuri would look good in any of them and just buying them for the sake of it
-secretly having a lurking account on instagram and looking through all of yuuri’s social media and trying to find his phone number to leave nice texts for him as an anonymous number

okay when I direct hamlet I know exactly what I want in the opening scenes

the audience will be in traverse. when they come in hamlet will be sitting in his designated seat, on his phone. audience comes in, house lights down, stage lights up, hamlet is still on his phone. audience to either side confused, maybe annoyed like ‘who does this guy think he is smh smh’. opening battlements scene happens, hamlet pays no attention, doesn’t draw attention to himself, just sits in the audience, probably reading cracked.

end of scene one, start of scene two. claudius gertrude et al enter, take their place up on the raised stage at one end of the traverse. hamlet looks up, takes note, puts away phone. claudius starts his big long speech. hamlet pulls out bag of doritos and very loudly opens them. claudius pretends not to notice as hamlet loudly eats doritos while he tries to do his big diplomatic speech. gertrude is very embarrassed. hamlet is being a little shit. probably annoys audience to either side - offers them a chip, nudges them so he can roll his eyes at something claudius says to them, etc. claudius finishes with laertes, turns to address hamlet. 'and now our cousin hamlet, and our son (and lil shit I s2g if I didn’t love your mother)’. hamlet addresses his first line ('a little more than kin and less than kind’) to his neighbour in the audience. not until gertrude suggests that it only 'seems’ with him does he drop his doritos, stand up, and address his mother. once he’s done with his 'I know not seems’ speech, he’s embarrassed and angry at having shown such emotion, and sits angrily back down in the audience. he doesn’t get up until partway through 'too too solid flesh’, which he starts off addressing to his neighbours

retail etiquette

alternatively titled, “how to be a decent human being to people who are suffering enough as it is to help your supposedly entitled ass”

1. get off your cell phone.  
      - cashiers ( not to mention the people patiently waiting in line ) don’t need to hear about how little Kelsey’s doing on the soccer team, or how your mother-in-law is coming into town for her birthday and you’re just SO INCONVENIENCED by having to purchase paper plates and cheap napkins before her arrival.  just tell them you’ll call them back when you’re done.
      - if you can’t be assed to think about other people, at least acknowledge the cashier with a smile or a wave.  if they speak to you or ask you a question, don’t shush them.  tell your BFF Tanisha to hold on for what might be a total of four seconds. 

2.  when an item doesn’t immediately scan, please say anything but “oh, it must be free!”  please, dear god, anything but that.  you’re not being funny.  or clever.  or original.  they hear this at least ten times a day.  

3.  the number of items listed on the express lane is not a suggestion.  if you know that you have more items, don’t go there.  it’s that simple.  the express lanes have to be kept open for people who have small orders, so they’re not stuck behind someone with a cart piled high with what’s maybe a week’s worth of food and clothes you’ll inevitably be returning. 

4.  while unloading your cart, put the big items ( i.e., packages of toilet paper, crates of water bottles ) last.  there’s very little room for the cashiers to work with.  when you’re done unloading your cart, pull it up to the loading space and start putting the bags and other items into your cart instead of standing there and staring off into space or fiddling with your phone. 

5.  when you ask a cashier a store-related question ( i.e., how many coupons are allowed per order, whether or not you’re getting the right BOGO deal, etc. ), and they answer you politely and confidently, don’t challenge them.  they work there.  you don’t.  they know the way the store works.  you don’t.  if they’ve forgotten something or made a mistake, by all means, ask them about it – but do it politely.  we all make mistakes.  

6.  do not – i repeat, do not – put your money down on the counter or conveyor belt, especially if the cashier is visibly ready to take it.  hand it over to them.  if you need to count out some change, tell them so they can wait.  oh, and if they’ve already cashed you out, don’t hand over some random amount of change after the drawer’s open.  

7.  if your card’s declined, it’s not their fault.  don’t ask them why it wasn’t accepted.  they don’t know.  and don’t get angry or impatient with them, or insist you have money because you just deposited a check – they do not care.  they cannot help you with problems that are clearly on your end.  

8.  do not yell at a cashier.  once again, for the people in the back:  do not yell at a cashier, especially someone who’s clearly new to the job.  would you appreciate being yelled at for something beyond your control, or a simple, fixable mistake?  no.  so don’t do it to them.  

9.  if you get an answer you don’t like from a cashier and ask to speak to a manager, guess what?  you’re most likely gonna get the same answer from them.  here’s a news flash: the customer is not always right, the company will not always pander to your temper tantrums, and making a scene in front of a line of people with quickly-diminishing patience will not change their minds. 

10.  overall, please just be polite.  these people are working their asses off to help their customers, most of which don’t appreciate their efforts at all.  they’re constantly ignored, mistreated, questioned and degraded, and over time, it really does a number on their emotional state.  just be kind and courteous.  they’re human beings, not mindless drones.  smiles and nice conversations go a long way.  

if anyone else has anything to add, feel free.  floor associates, back room / production workers – go crazy.  share your woes and pet peeves.  

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Originally posted by demongrandpa

(Warning: Smut Ahead)

“You look so adorable in glasses,” 

You were seeing the promo pictures everywhere now - all over Instagram, all over your dashboard, and of course not barred from the excitement of Twitter. You had grown so fond of the sight - your cutesie, sweet-cheeked boyfriend in glasses with his new hair, doing that irresistible lip bite, that you had made it your phone and computer background. 

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-Aunt May. the ultimate cock block

-being with Peter when Tony shows up and Tony making all sorts of comments about how Peter not only has a hot aunt, but a hot girlfriend too?

-staying in New York while Peter goes to ‘fight team Cap’ because you have school

-Peter would totally be skyping, texting and calling you 24/7

-maybe even during the fights

-”wait a sec metal arm guy, my girlfriend is calling. hey Y/N! what am i doing right now? well theres this guy with this huge metal arm and- wooooah! stop throwing things at me! can’t you see im on the phone?!”

-”hey babe, you know that old movie with the giant things that walk and the spaceships that wrap stuff around their legs? yeah! Starwars! i should have remembered the name, thanks babe.”

-i dunno, he seems like a ‘babe’ guy

-adorable awkwardness

-but you fit so perfectly together when you hug

-he’d love giving you piggy back rides

-adorable cuddles

-he would love burrowing his face against your neck and kissing your neck and just… neck.

-if you ever wanted to put yourself in harms way he would totally just spider web you to things.

-”its too dangerous.” “nah i’ll be fine… Peter. did you just spiderweb me to the door?” “yes???”

-NETFLIX

-him teaching you computer stuff

-”you sure you’re not bored by all this computer stuff?” he would ask. you would say no. 

-holding hands

-long walks around Queens because yes

-he would know all the super cool places

-Aunt May would loooove you

-you’d be invited to every dinner at that house

-Aunt May would make you little food take home bags

-OH MY GOSH! you and Peter would be ‘love bugs’ (get it? because he’s a spider *insert troll face*)

-endless honey moon phase

-being dorks

-being nerds

-being who you are with each other, no need for false fronts

-i love you, i love you, i love you

-OTP

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requested by anon

Clingy

Requested: hey!! Your writing is my absolute favourite honestly 😩 Could you please do one where shawns just home from tour and he wakes up feeling super cuddly and clingy with you and you have to phone in sick to work cause he doesnt want you to leave? Thank you ❤

Note: Thank you, you’re so sweet. And thank you for this request, I really enjoyed writing it :) Enjoy!

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Your alarm going off pulls you from your peaceful sleep. You feel a weight on your chest and realize that your boyfriend’s large arm is slung on top of you while he’s fast asleep on his stomach next to you. Despite being groggy, you manage to push his arm off of you, but not without waking him. “What are you doing?” He mumbles, still half asleep.

“I have to go to work,” You respond, beginning to get out of bed.

He surprises you by quickly moving and grabbing you by the waist, stopping you from getting out of bed. “Shawn,” You whine, trying to get out of his grip. “I have to get ready.”

“No.” Is all he says in response, only tightening his grip on you.

“Shawn, I have to go to work.” You remind him.

“I’m not letting you go.”

“Just go back to sleep and I’ll see you this afternoon.”
“Nope. I just got home last night. I’m not letting you leave me at all today.” Sighing loudly, you realize he isn’t joking. You lay there in his arms for a few more seconds before you finally give in. You need to reach for your phone, which is sitting on the bedside table. When you move, Shawn groans, saying, “No, y/n.”

“You win babe, I just have to text my supervisor.” Hearing this, he immediately lets you go. You retrieve your phone and return to his waiting arms before texting your supervisor, and then falling back asleep with Shawn.

lost in a big city - Calum

Pairing: y/n & calum

Words: 1121

requested: no

warnings: sfw

summary: y/n gets lost in a big city and after a long while she finally finds her boyfriend

Originally posted by popecalum

Waking up this morning it seemed like a good idea exploring the country you were currently in while Calum did band stuff.

Now as you were sat on a bench in the middle of Italy you were feeling anxious and scared. Your phone was dead and you had no way of contacting Calum as you had stupidly spent the money you had on coffee.

Getting up from the seat you felt tears prick at your eyes and you weren’t sure what to do.

You had always had a problem of beginning anxious at even the thought of being lost, so being in a country that you barely knew anything about scared you.

“y/n!?!” You heard a voice asked with slight nervousness. Turning to the sound you were faced with someone you had never met before.

“Um hello?” You asked a little confused.

“Hi I’m a huge fan of 5sos, are you okay? I saw you before and you seem a little nervous” She asked with such worry in her voice, it was too cute.

“I’m not really sure what to do, I’m lost and have no way to call Cal,” You said as you began feeling nervous again, not even knowing what the times is.

“omg what, how long have you been lost for,” She asked as she looked at her watch for the time.

“I have no clue what the time is” I said and she quickly replied saying it was 4:00pm.

“4 oh no the concert will start soon and Cal won’t be able to pick me up and I’ll be lost forever” I cried out as I began worrying.

“Ok here’s what we’ll do, we’ll try and get a hashtag trending and maybe you can come with me to the concert and then after that you can try to find him?” She asked as she randomly said a plan.

“Sure let’s do that,” I said trusting the girl who I had only just met.

As we found once again another bench she logged onto her twitter and took a selfie of us with the hashtag #Calwefoundy/n and tried to tag as many updates account as she could.

“Would he be looking for you right now?” She asked.

“No, because he probably thinks I’m back at the hotel and I generally don’t see him until before or after the concert,” I said making my nerves worse again.


two hours later and we were walking to the arena as we knew that none of the security would believe I’m Calum’s girlfriend.

“OMG IT"S Y/F/N AHHHHH” You heard screams of fans as they all came running up to you with cameras. Making sure you didn’t loose the girl’s hand who was helping you, you both linked arms as you took selfies with the girls.

“Y/n why is there a hashtag trending of cal we found y/n,” A girl asked.

“Long story, got lost and my phone died and just if it wasn’t for this life saver I’d probably still be out in the middle of Italy having no clue what to do,” You said as all the girls gushed to the other girl.

As the security at the front began letting girls in you were just in general tired and just wanted to hug Cal and wish him a good show.

Once you arrived at the ticket booth you seemed to forget that you didn’t have a ticket and you weren’t allowing any of the fans who offered theirs to give them away. “Don’t worry I’ll just chill out here for the next couple hours” You laughed away the sadness feeling bad for missing Calum’s show.

For what felt like forever you picked at your nails and hummed at the faint sound you could hear from the concert as you sat alone in the cold air. To make matters worst you didn’t even have a jumper to keep you warm from cold.

As you felt the rain start to pour you tried to find a little shelter but were now shivering cold and really wanted to see Calum.

The next few minutes you heard no sound before girls became running out the doors gushing to each other about how hot the boys were in person and how wonderful they sounded.

“Y/n you’re soaking” You heard a girl say as you looked and saw the girl from earlier, that you had found out her name was Bianca.

“What do we do now?” You asked as you looked at the building Calum was in right now probably really confused with your absence, especially since you had been gone since 10 this morning.

After 10 minutes of walking around the arena, Bianca had to leave but you wrote her twitter name on your hand so you could get the boys to follow her as a thank you.

At this point, you were beginning to worry as you guessed it was probably around 11 o'clock and you hadn’t eaten since around 1:00 and it was safe to say you were starving and tired and just in pain from all this walking.

“Y/n!” You heard a man shout your name as you looked up and saw Dave running up to you. “Why aren’t you with the boys, their worried sick,” He says as you both began walking to where you could finally see Calum.

“I got lost and my phone died and I..I..I” you stuttered as the pain of today finally caught up with you and you couldn’t help crying your eyes out.

“Don’t worry, now we’ve found you and you don’t have to worry” He said as you finally saw the doors that would lead you to Calum.

“He’s in the dressing room,” Dave said as he left and you walked the few steps to the dressing room and took a few breaths before opening the door.

“Y/N where were you!?” He asked as he saw you entered the room but didn’t rush to hug you like you previously hoped he would.

“I got l-lost and my phone died and I-I-I was just lost and didn’t know what to do” As you cried and he ran up to you, knowing at this moment all you needed was a hug and some kisses.

“baby, I’m not mad I was just worried, you’re okay now and nothing happened,” He said as he hugged you again and kissed your forehead.

“Cal can we have something to eat, I haven’t eaten since 1,” You said as you looked at him.

“Babe you haven’t eaten in so long,” He said as he put way too much on a plate, but you couldn’t care as you had your boyfriend back and that was all you needed right now.


DONT FORGET TO REQUEST FOR 25 DAYS OF 5SOS AND IN GENERAL I LOVE WRITING THINGS PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT AND LEAVE FEEDBACK

A little pliroy thing before I go to bed :

  • Picture JJ having Vine (shhh Vine is not dead in YoI universe)
  • Imagine him doing stupid things with it
  • Like recording Yuri doing his split while being on his phone, and yelling him “The only thing straight about you is this split” (followed by a bored “fuck off” from Yuri)
  • Imagine him doing more planned vines like you’ll see him going to Yuri and being like “Yuri things aren’t doing good anymore we need to split” and Yuri’s like “Ok” and next shoot you see both of them doing a split
  • Picture Yuri having Vine and it’s mostly videos of cats or of JJ
  • usually doing something stupid
  • Like trying to convince the cashier from Burger King to do the “JJ style” gesture “for the vine”
  • Spoilers : it works
  • But also picture them having actually cute vines
  • Actually just picture their whole internet life
  • I’m sure Yuri loves memes but hides it because “ugh it’s so stupid” but he’ll actually laugh if he sees memes about memes being banned in Russia because he’s a meme in himself
  • I’m getting tired so i’ll stop my shitposting here instead of embarrassing me more

CEO!BTS reaction when you tease them while they’re on the phone (M)

(requested by anon: Hi! Could I request a bts (as CEOs) reaction to you teasing and grinding on them while they’re taking an important phone call? Thank you!)

intro: He was on the phone all day, he didn’t even change out of his suit. Since you’re a little pabo who wants trouble, you straddled him, slightly grinding, while he was on the phone on the sofa. You knew that would piss him off but what can you do if a girl wants her daddy’s attention?

warnings: smut, swearing, dominant-submissive behaviour, various kinks

Yoongi: He hung up, looking into your eyes with his dark and furious ones. You got a bit scared so you started running away thru halls in your big house. Of course that wasn’t gonna work. „You better stop before I catch you and fuck some sense into you while you’re being tied so fucking hard to the bed, little kitten“

Namjoon: He apologised to the other line while hanging up, as you walked a bit away with a smirk on your face. He stood up removing his belt viciously following you step by step. „You better finish what you started or this belt is gonna teach your braty little ass a fucking lesson on how to treat your daddy with some respect“

Jin: He continued to talk while watching you grind on him slowly. As he finished soon you moved away a bit. He looked at you breathing rapidly. „You should run or come here, willing to do whatever the fuck it is I want. Be aware that by choosing running you will get the second option plus a really unpleasant spanking lesson to teach you some fucking manners“

Jimin: He hung up after a few minutes. The word „turned on“ couldn’t even start to describe his current state. You started to move off of him as he grabbed you roughly with one hand around your neck and the other around your waist. He pushed you back on his dick so that it almost hurt you bc of how hard he was. „Don’t even think about moving away. The only way you can move is to fuck me here and now princess and to obey my every wish. If you even think of disobeying I will spank you and later fuck you so hard you will be crying my name out“

Hoseok: He hung up immediately closing his eyes in frustration. He tried to keep it all in. You were still on him unable to move bc he was holding you around your waist. He slid his hands down to your ass grabbing it making you gasp in pain. „You should apologise baby“ he said grabbing you more furiously making you cry out. „If you dare to make a sound bigger than the one you are doing right now I will make sure your gasps aren’t the only thing you’ll be choking on“

Taehyung: Once he was finished talking he was watching you with a pissed off expression, while you were at the sofa right next to the one where he was. He was never this angry. „I didn’t manage to finish my contract because your wet pussy couldn’t wait 15 fucking minutes longer. If you’re so desperate does that mean I haven’t taught you how to control yourself yet? Do you need a reminder princess? Bc I’m more than willing to give it to you“ he moved over to you, hovering over you while grabbing your neck softly.

Jungkook: He somehow finished the call with a few slight groans. He was furious and turned on but he tried to keep it in the best he could. You ran away into your room slamming the door in front of his face. Jungkook came inside angrily looking at you with a dark gaze while licking his lips slightly. „You really want trouble you little stupid girl. Don’t worry I won’t go gentle on you and I won’t stop even if you beg me to“ he said as you fell on your bed breathless while he got on top of you rubbing his hard dick against your clit causing friction which made you moan.



xx I hope anon is satisfied as well as all of you, keep requesting babes xx

My Eyes Only - Part 1

Originally posted by softbeom

You want to surprise your boyfriend and the rest of Got7 when they come home from tour. Things take an interesting turn

Genre: Fluff, Smut

Word Count: 2,946

The day had finally come! You hadn’t seen your boyfriend in over a month while they promoted their new album in Japan but tonight he and the rest of Got7 would be coming home.

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25 Days of Sterek - Day 1
Neighborhood holiday decoration contest

“What do you mean Derek’s house looks better than ours?” Stiles yelled as he got into his car after work. There was no way that Derek Hale’s house looked better than his, he had spent hours putting up lights and decorations. His house looked like a fucking winter wonderland in the middle of California. 

“I’m tell you, his house looks awesome,” Scott said and Stiles groaned, he did not want to have to add more decorations to his house, but he had a reputation to uphold, he had won the neighborhood holiday decorating contest 4 years running.

“We’ll see,” Stiles muttered, hanging up his phone and driving toward his house, crossing his fingers that Scott was just being nice and Derek’s house didn’t look that nice.

Derek Hale had moved into his sister’s house while she spent a year abroad doing Doctors Without Boarders and in the five months that he had lived there he had become the bane of Stiles’ existence because he watered his garden shirtless, did yoga in his backyard, and looking after the stray cats that had started hanging out on his porch.

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How great of bros must all those skaters be though? They are at the GPF banquet and Yuuri gets drunk af and starts pole dancing. He’s so drunk he forgets it all the next day and does not find out about it for a year.

There were probably over 100 people there, with phones, taking pictures, and yet none of those pictures ended up on Instagram.

These do not look like the faces of people who are just going to quietly sit on these photos. They all look completely ready to upload them because this whole thing is hilarious and amazing. But they don’t.

I can just imagine Chris and Victor going around to every person and being all “You gonna post it? Even gonna think about posting it? Give me your phone, we’re deleting them. This is private.” Maybe Yurio even helped by glaring at people while they deleted the pictures.

Imagine how freaked Yuuri would have been to wake up to those photos the next day. It could have wrecked him. But NONE got out. There’s no way that many people would have respected his privacy without some persuading.


Bonus: Question, who got Yuuri back to his room? Did they call Celistino? Did Victor and Chris take him there? Imagine Victor carrying him back and putting him to bed. Ahhhhh!

anonymous asked:

Who's cuter: Willy or Latts?

B R U H. I thank you for asking this but also feel bad for you for asking this because I am about to do The Most™.

Latts is cuter. Willy (in all honesty) is more physically attractive, but there’s something about Latts. He’s so Good and Lovely while also being a Thirst Trap, and Tom just seems more like the Hot Douche™

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Originally posted by holtbe

*wishes i was alzy* gentl

Originally posted by tytoffee

Originally posted by book23worm

KING WALTER!!!

softe family photo (ofc with a dog)

softe and artsy and good with kids i lov

end me plz

i’m cry


PREPARE TO BE SHOOK (aka examples of thirst trap latta)

HIM THICC

GAWT DAMN 

Originally posted by backiesand8